I Lo<3 UAP

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https://x.com/PhaseConnect/status/2051476956902817802
Imagine the rape

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Incest, breast milk, rape.

>>111607193
another excellent collab ruined by shiina

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>>111607441
cope and seethe brownoid

>>111607094
never showed her feet, lame, nignore her

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>>111607441
Amanogawa Shiina, well-known for her scroll oshi mark

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>>111607596
>nignore

honestly I really want to have sex with hime's mom

>>111607632
I want with both

>>111607604
wait that's runie? how is that rnie?

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I could marry any of these 3
I love white women

>>111607863
i don't think i'd want a mari wife

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Hag sex

>>111607863
>I love white women
Isn't Clio Irish?

>>111607906
what do you mean, personality-wise Mari is the best option, in terms of physique it's Sleepy, and Clio is the best howsewife

Had a funny interaction at work today
>setting up a new guys computer at work
>its an older guy that seems alright from the little weve talked
>he notices my lolumi keychain on my lanyard
>he tells me walking around with that kind of shit is gonna get me thrown in prison
>laugh it off
>he says hes serious that it could get me locked up
>laugh even harder at the idea
>he says prison is no joke
>its a lot of fighting and getting violated, which isnt always a sexual violation but your property and privacy too
>tell him it sounds like big ass nigga like me might have a fun time in prison
>he waves it off and mutters something about arrogant young niggas

>>111607626
I miss my wife Panko

>>111608069
k.

>>111607948
close enough

>>111608069
You alright, my Phaser

>>111607863
Only sleepy.

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Phaser for this feeling?

>>111608122
yes of the three, sleepy is prime cute wife I can come home too

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no jelly strim. this sucks.

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>>111608223
wife gone

>>111608138
dizzy probably lays eggs inside of her mate

>won raffle M&G for Erina, Nitya and Willy
fuck my luck

>you are on the titanic with your oshi
>its been the best weekend of your life
>but your honeymoon is cut short by tragedy
>the ship is going down and they are evacuating on small boats
>you get to the escape boats but your oshi is no where to be found
>you notice they are only letting women and children on the boats
>there is still a spot left
>the man helping people on the boat waves you over and tells you to get on
>thats when you realize you are still dress like a woman from when you were getting kinky with your oshi
>if you take this spot, your oshi may not be able to get off the ship safely
>but theres a chance she got on a different one
What do you do?

>>111608297
Isn't this just a red button blue button question

>>111608292
all three would be fun to talk to, i wouldn't complain

>>111608337
could be bigger

where bibi lewds

>Airi is canceling her meets and greets at phasecon
She is graduating isn't she?

>>111608372
You are supposed to watch her streams and come up with them in your head

>>111608415
Yes, I got her pregnant. We are having 13 puppies

>>111608297
>get in boat
>might fuck oshi again
>don't get in boat
>never fuck oshi again
???

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>>111607910

>>111608415
Wtf

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LOKI #1 PHASE RAPIST

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>>111608138
mari she likes pegging

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I can't believe Airi is fucking dead.

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Did I make it? I'm still unsure how this whole raffle system works.

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>>111608337
Fixed your vampire

aIRI EXPLODED

>>111608572
Airi is canceling her M&Gs, you're gonna get refunded lmao

aigi no

>>111608593
Office work hort again?

>>111608593
what why

>>111608572
Instead of outright selling tickets it is a raffle for the right to purchase a M&G. I got to talk to Mari last year at Offkai for way more than a minute, idk why they are so stingy with these things

>>111607983
>in terms of physique it's Sleepy
proof or get fucked by me

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>Airi died
Guess I'll watch Hime.........

>>111608636
She looks like her model irl

>>111608618
She's a lazy cunt who only streams to get simp bucks

>>111608636
>proof
You a newfag or something? Sleepy literally almost got kicked out of a water park for how lewd her body was. We know this because Pippa was there with her and was wearing THE EXACT SAME BATHING SUIT and didn't get any shit whatsoever.

>>111608613
>>111608618
Because she has a mental breakdown trying to do them.

>>111608709
Starknight...

>>111608711
>believing a word pippa says

Hime just snuck up behind me while I was cooking us dinner and stuck her finger up my butt then ran off giggling

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What did Clio do to take advantage of Phase's resources resulting in her skyrocketing her popularity after joining?

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>>111608727
>MUH STARKNIGHTS SHIT ON ALL THE OTHER TALENTS MEME
It's literally just Kotazumaa. The vast majority of us Starknights love all the girls.

>>111608711
nah I just haven't payed attention to her for some reason, either because she never streams in a convenient schedule for me or just because I found her boring after she phased

>>111608754
I have been botting her with servers in india

>>111608754
It was literally just streaming on YouTube

>>111608738
SLEEPY IS THE ONE WHO TOLD THE STORY YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>111608754
Clio is botted, anon. Not even shitting on her, it's not her fault after all. Some lunatic is botting her like Oli.

WMWF Connect
WMAF Connect
WMLF Connect
WMBF Connect
HMOFA Connect
Phase Unity

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Phaser for this feel?

>>111608754
she just streams almost all day like a machine, her streams also have a really small amount of engagement (I suspect that her watchers only put her a background noise) so I usually can get a couple of replies from her about my comments unlike with the other more popular phasers

>>111608833
>her streams also have a really small amount of engagement (I suspect that her watchers only put her a background noise)
They're bots, anon. You can say it, it's not a dirty word. Someone is botting Clio.

>>111608754
she just STREAMS

>>111608727
Airicuck....

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I wish I had an oshi that streamed

>>111608791
>>111608774
Honestly, I'm not buying the botting accusations. The thing with botting is that it is significantly harder to do so in YouTube to the point that prominent botting services only offer it on Twitch or Kick. This is mostly the reason why the biggest streamers are on Twitch. They all viewbot their streams.

>>111608827
pippa is autistic enough to end up in that kind of situation, tenma has the balls but she isn't gonna like a wimpy faggot like this one
>>111608877
but who the fuck is gonna give a fuck about her? If anything I imagine they would prefer to bot the other phasers, while my theory of clio being white noise still makes more sense

>>111608827
pippa prepping for your next stream??

>>111608766
Well yeah there's good ones but I always notice the worst posts have been from starknights so I anti them.
It's pattern recognition.

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>>111608676
aren't you forgetting someone?

>>111608924
>but who the fuck is gonna give a fuck about her?
A mentally ill fan who wants her to be more successful. Same reason Oli gets botted anon, this isn't rocket science.

https://x.com/StillHazoDDD/status/2051417223688814721
PFTF?

ANOTHER clara jav just dropped. This girl needs to be saved

>>111608909
snow leopards hold their tail in mouth, very cute

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>>111608958
mentally ill faggots have bigger things to worry about

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jelly has six piercings? wow. that's approaching lia levels. hope she gets a tattoo like lia next.

>>111608979
proof?

>>111608979
I just looked it up and this literally did not happen

>>111609000
Mentally ill retards don't worry about the "bigger things", that's part of what makes them mentally ill man.

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>>111608979
link?

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>>111608979

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>>111608618
my bad got her pregnant

>>111608766
Honestly it's ok to be racist against the cucknights

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>Airi isn't coming back tonight

>>111608979
sekushi kurara

>>111609040
pipnigs are disgusting

where is new bread?

>>111609061
prob a starknight now

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elves are for

>>111609082
>prob a nanobro now
FTFY, Sinon declared them the new capiggers after all.

>>111609084
How do I get this irl?

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>>111609077
Here u go

>>111609139
>>111609082
very subtle

>>111609124
>Become filthy rich
>Find a hot slampig
>Pay her to be your wife and wear a wig and elf ears
There you go.

>>111609077
It's page 1. Hope this helps. Mmmmwah! Mwah!

>>111609138
thats a lot of blisters

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>>111609187
>thats a lot of blisters

>>111609084
Boredom.

Honest opinions on the upcoming con? Think it'll be good? Okay? A letdown?

>>111608979
code or never happened

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Marriage and seggs with Erina!

just hang out at the closest round one arcade to burlingame during phase con for an actual meet and greet that's free.

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>>111608540

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>>111609222
i think phasecon SUCKS

>>111609247
DR-SRN009

>>111609322
This is gay scat porn

>>111609300
yeah, me

hime cleanly waxed vagina

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>>111609222
It's going to be at best just "fine" as far as cons go. That's not even remotely the problem though, the problems are:
>Only like ~2% of the Phase fanbase will actually be in attendance.
>The aforementioned ~2% of total Phase fans will make up maybe ~40% of the actual attendees MAXIMUM (being generous).
>The other ~60% of attendees will be made up of grifter cosplay sluts and conhopping tourists who attend literally every con they can. Neither of these groups even watch streams.
>These people will get M&G tickets to see your oshi instead of you.
>All of this being set up stressed the ever loving fuck out of the talents and utterly murdered both stream quality and quantity for the better part of a fucking year.
>Cumbum is probably going to be a featured cosplayer and drama will start again because of it because this dumb ass fish doesn't learn.

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>>111609361
>waxed

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>>111609199
That building in the background looks familar

>>111609378
>>111609374
Sucking off bibi

>>111608791
*was botted. The bots have left a few weeks ago, she has normal numbers now.

phasecon is a honeypot for the company to further collect data on twitter chuds that ruin the company's image and reputation

>>111609374
Jelly should assassinate cumbum with her luger.

Would you watch Pippa every day if watching her streams felt like your dick being sucked

>>111608572
> that order id
Does it mean 2000+ visitor badges sold? I find that impossiburu to beleb

>>111609449
Pippa is gross and boring

>>111609421
>twitter chuds that ruin the company
just follow the jelly oshi mark, it's not that hard

>>111609462
It also feels like getting your shaft licked and balls played with a little

>>111609351
Starring me

>>111609374
Unfortunate, harsh, and necessary truth I'm afraid.

>>111609457
the “phase con will be a failure” rrats have been thoroughly and irrefutably slain

>>111609449
You asked this before >>111589218

>>111609493
/pcg/ poorfags wrong once again

>>111609503
The subject has been changed which makes it a brand new post

>>111609544
Sucking off bibi's red tower

$50 was still too expansive for a first concert that lasted less than 1 hour

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>Really tired
>Want to sleep
>If I go to sleep I'll have to go back to work again even sooner
>If I'm at work I can't watch livestreams, VODs, or clips that keep me sane
What do?

>>111609457
Each raffle ticket is a new order

>>111609199
damn japanese tomodachi is crazy

>>111608924
>but who the fuck is gonna give a fuck about her?
a fan, numbnuts
we know that it's primarily the map games that get botted; so it's a safe assumption that it's a map game autist pumping her noombers when she plays what he likes

and it absolutely worked
she had such high watch hours and retention doing 12hr EU IV marathons that YT shoved her into normie algorithms and even the top livestreams on the platform several times (pushing her near 10k mostly real CCV)

Thinking about Clara.

>>111609374
The cumbum part is what really is the harsh truth

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>>111609562
>Paying for a vtuber concert
I can't even imagine doing this shit. It's not even a live performance. The dances and music are all pre-recorded, even when the big boys like Cover are doing it. Vtuber "concerts" are a fucking joke and anyone who pays for them is a retard. The point of a god damn concert or show on stage is a live performance. Not a curated routine with music that's been edited to hell and back.

Seriously if you genuinely pay for this shit I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.

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Spit roasting Clio Aite

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>>111609636

>>111609523
I find it of derivative nature.

I will forgive cumbun if she shows hole

>>111609571
Can you estimate attendance from this?

>>111609651
Your ass is derivative of my cock faggot

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I don't like when bad people use images of cute girls

>>111609607
Thinking about Clara’s ass

>>111609630

>>111609668
About 20 guys will attend and it will be very awkward

>>111609565
i dont have a job sorry

>>111609222
im going to piss in the ball pit

>>111609709
I miss when I didn't have a job, this shit sucks.

Best Phasers in no order:
>pico
>runie
>shiina
>iori
>nasa
>airi
>eimi
>nitty
>tenma
>hime
>panko

You can release the rest after contracts are up or give them the holostars treatment.

>>111609735
What if my cock phase connected with Jelly's tight asshole

>>111609753
>No Wish
Trash list, buy a rope and use it.

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>>111609753
Where would you put Memory on this list

>>111609629
Anya will pirate it for us. She's a good cat.

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>>111609694

>>111609687
See >>111609372

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>>111609562

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I guess I'll go brush my teeth and go to bed, I hope I'm not too sad tonight.

>>111609753
friendly reminder that you forgot to put Sinon on your list

>>111609812
we like bat here

>>111609828
sleep tight

>>111609825
Based

>>111609753
pippa's pretty good as well, please add her to the list

Don't like the quest nepo hire gen

>>111609799
Graduated??

If you won the super secret Phase Con Phase sex raffle and got to have sex with a Phaser of your choice who would you pick

Maki on the telly

>>111609851
>nepo hire gen
But enough about Saga.

>>111609777
Wish is the holostars of Phase Connect if Yagoo was actually preferential like in the jokes

Hi guys!

>>111609905
sup Pippa

>>111609883
>Wish is the holostars of Phase Connect
That makes zero sense. Holostars got canned for making zero money. Meanwhile Wish makes more money for Phase than any other gen.

>>111609913
are you playing NTE?

>>111609939
i don't play gatcha

>>111609917
Wish has made about as much money for Phase as a Pippa stream

>>111609945
Yeah that's why Wish gets constant outfits, paid covers, a fucking album, and a concert to themselves right? Pippa makes a lot of money for herself but as a whole origins makes shit compared to Wish.

>>111609873
It's a man.

https://x.com/sinRavNSFW/status/2051359988061278608

>>111609997
Female teacher x male student

>>111609945
Oh, it's a capigger. How sad.

>>111609966
>why Wish gets constant outfits, paid covers, a fucking album, and a concert to themselves right
Lumi said they had to pay for it themselves

>>111610022
>Lumi said they had to pay for it themselves
Proof next thread?

>>111609777
nta but I would just add lumi dont car about the rest of wish

>>111610036
You should watch streams starknig

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>>111610022
Are you stupid?

>>111610052
>starknig
I'm literally a gumi though? And Lumi has never once said this.

sex with rie but doing it gently, going slowly, and constantly asking her if she is okay

there are like 10 streams occurring right now
talk about streams

>>111608292
whats your problem?

>>111610112
>there are like 10 streams occurring right now
There's like three wtf are you on about

>>111610129
>cumbum image
Disgusting

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>>111610112
Nyaok

>>111610036
>>111610063
>wishnigs don't even watch their own streams
Damn...

>>111610112
post a link to one then

>>111610151
NTA but if it happened surely you can easily prove it with a timestamp?

It sounds like Pippa and Mari hung out this weekend. She didn't say the name though, I'm just assuming

>>111610156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nTBWyzbmAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sNcMr_VLzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5eo_14FBq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xVMXD5vuw4
etc...

>>111610084
I think she did. What's the name of the website that lets you search vod transcripts for keywords?

>>111610022
>Lumi said they had to pay for it themselves
anon, you know better than that

>>111610195
that's poop from a butt

>>111609945
lmao pippa hasn't been the bread winner in phase for years at this point

>>111610179
Don't like mari -- if you even car.

>>111610129
Marriage with the Panko cosplayer.

Can phase connect get its own GTAV RP server too? The japanese ones pico and michi play on are autistic and nothing ever happens

>>111610151
Lumi paid for a couple of her outfits. Everything else was paid for and produced by Phase.

>>111610222
okay I will bite. where where did the funding originate and how was it allocated?

>>111610250
This but with the Lumi or Da Michi cosplayer

>>111610138
Last year you were posting about her daily and jacking off to her multiple times a day lol

>>111610250
I want to marry Panko in her one cosplay image that she showed us

>>111610129
I want to punch their tummies.

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>>111610195
I shan't watch

>>111610118
>>111608344
shit sorry that came out wrong, but with multiple M&Gs now I have to plan around waiting in line for hours beforehand

>>111610289
Please don't. Girls pee themselves when you punch their tummies

>>111610273
Dizzy told the story in one of her streams on how they had to pitch the album, concert and outfits to Sakana to get resources and approval.

>These retards are trying to spread a rrat now that Wish paid for a studio album, all new outfits, a Japan trip to explicitly rent a studio and mocap suits, a full concert, and a merch run for all of this out of their own pockets
If you have more than two braincells you'd realize there's no way they could afford all of this. Not even close.

>>111610275
No I wasn't, I was always a Cumbum anti. When she jumped on the Jelly hate bandwagon and outted herself as a con creeper meangirl I was vindicated.

>>111610304
mori graduation incoming tho

>>111610304
Saggy reaper boobs

>>111610322
Do you even see the donos these girls get?

>>111610322
The best thing to do is just ignore the retards. It's not worth giving them the attention

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>two bowls of choclate cereal
>portion of cous cous paella
>1 handful of salted cashews
>1 handful of almonds
>still hungry

>>111610366
Those donos are no where near enough to afford all of that even if we ignore the fact that said donos are also their only source of income that they have to fucking LIVE OFF OF.

>>111610382
this nigga eating like a bird

>>111610366
NTA but I do and it's nowhere close to the amount they'd need

>>111610382
Start eating porridge

>>111610366
All of that cost well over $100k anon

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>>111610289
>>111610314

>>111610320
Did she get into the specifics of the cost split? Phase is a limited partnership last I checked so it's basically a pass through entity that exists as a legal fiction for business vs individual tax purposes.
They didn't take money out of a Phase pot. He found their case sufficiently compeling to put his money into it. I just hope the girls weren't expected to pitch, produce, AND fund. That would be a shitty deal.

>>111610366
You are actually retarded if you think vtuber donations are anywhere near enough to afford all that shit dude.

>>111610439
There is a 0% chance the girls put even a cent of their own money into any of it. At absolute fucking most they paid for their own airfare to Japan and food while there but even that's a stretch. The girls constantly go off about how they eat lavishly while doing work shit since they make Sakana pay for it.

>>111610366
Despite the poor fags here seething no they actually don't get that much

>>111610393
>>111610405
>>111610430
>>111610453
$100k is exaggerated. And most of these aren't pure expenditure like outfits, which at most is like $1,000 per. The album and the concert are investments that they hope to either make money on or at least recoup a significant amount they put in.

Finally got lv4 fishing in NTE, had to catch like 200 fish

>>111610519
Mining lvl?

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Not trying to glaze the fag but people seem to forget that Kevin is already a multi millionaire and phase is essentially his retirement project. Of course he wants to make money off of it but he's also cool with splurging if it makes the girls happy(which is cool but I still don't forgive him for a lot of the shit he does).

why is there a tourist crying about invaders now

>>111610517
>$100k is exaggerated
This nigga has never once researched the entertainment business whatsoever. The "100k" amount is a spitball someone is shooting out but I would absolutely believe it if the total cost of everything associated with Last Signal ended up coming close to or even exceeded that amount.

How much they made back off of it is another story entirely however. All we know is that the album met sales goals so at the very least we can assume it broke even.

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>>111610535

>>111610575
Nice.

>>111610540
They also seem to forget that Phase makes a fuck ton of money off of merch, especially the coffee.

>>111610541
He already outted himself as a capigger. He's probably just jealous like everyone who shits on the Wish girls. Our resident Lumi anti is a known menacefag for example.

>Pippa goes live

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>>111610602
>Our resident Lumi anti is a known menacefag
Nothing wrong with that(besides him being a Lumi anti)

https://www.twitch.tv/pippa
Pippa stream

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>>111610608
>>111610632
We're back to dooming

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>>111610599
>especially the coffee
Not these days. They barely sell coffee at all. It's just that they make an absurd profit off of the few bags they do sell. I remember someone in the company saying once that Sakana only pays like $2 for each bag or some shit? And considering they retail for like $30 or whatever yeah that's a huge ass profit.

>>111609222
Wish I was going to meet the talents and managers and fish

>>111610614
Menace should do yuri ASMR with Lumi

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>>111610632
>OW and NTE
Pass I rather watch Pico in 20 mins

>>111610643
I completely agree but Lumi would never do asmr

>>111610492
That's how business trips work. He has to cover work related expenses at the bare minimum. Letting 4 underweight girls order two entrees at a nice restaurant was a clever bait and switch to appear generous while pocketing 20x that with below bare minimum acconodations.
This narrative of the girls competing with each other for resources in a zero sum game while sakana stoically eats the loss or lavishes them with food is an absurd rrat at the very best. Worse if anyone involved believes it.

>Ctrl+f "Ember"
>0 results found
ya'know sometimes I think Ember isn't that popular

>>111610661
Menace should do a kidnap and rape Lumi ASMR then

>>111610614
>Nothing wrong with that(besides him being a Lumi anti)
Oh I have NOTHING against Menace. But this particular Menacefag is so mentally ill that he spams Lumi yabs and anti shit whenever he gets triggered simply because he feels he needs to take her down for his oshi or whatever.

>Pippa is spending 5 minutes tweaking her microphone options for COMPLETELY NO REASON
Gee, wonder if she went anywhere

>>111610632
Must need money for phase con

ember ember ember ember ember

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>>111610676
The fuck do you want me to say? She's not even live.

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>>111610661

mari likes to wash herself at night

>>111607441
Many such cases

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Ember

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Sex with bonnie is going to sound like shaking a pill bottle violently...

>>111610602
probably gonna become a cucknight soon

>>111610686
Mari literally said she had a special friend over on the weekend

>>111610683
>he feels he needs to take her down for his oshi or whatever
Which is funny because Lumi and Menace squashed their beef years ago.

>>111610676
Ember's my oshi, but she's not streaming today...

>>111610676
>sometimes I think Ember isn't that popular
She isn't really, sadly. I love Ember but she's a bit milquetoast half the time. Her streams are very hit or miss and since she's been considering getting a real job for a while now I suspect she's feeling that a bit. I honestly figured she'd be more popular than Dizzy, but at the very least Kindlings aren't as vocal or generous concerning their oshi as Lovebugs. Either way though Ember and Dizzy are the two lower earners of Wish no matter how you slice it. The gen is only as insanely successful as it is because Lumi and Jelly are behemoths within the company by comparison and have crazy whales. I say this as a Wishfag btw, I love all four of these girls.

>>111610492
>There is a 0% chance the girls put even a cent of their own money into any of it
meanwhile:

>Based on information from Hololive talents and official guidelines, Cover Corporation generally funds major official company concerts (like Fes) and provides 3D production support. However, talents often pay for their own personal or independent projects such as original songs, personalized 3D assets, or the discontinued Sports Festival.
>Talents are encouraged to borrow against future earnings from Cover to fund these projects.

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Pippa fell off

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>>111610676
You happy?
>>111610758
Anon phase is not run like holo. I don't know why you keep arguing and bringing up a bunch of unnecessary bullshit.

>>111610730
Nah the capigger pipeline these days redirects to Sinon. That became very clear when she had to publicly flog the nanobros for engaging in capiggery.

>>111610758
>YEAH BUT THIS BLACK COMPANY DOES X
Okay? And? What does that have to do with Phase?

>>111610740
They should formally ratify the peace with the signing of boilerplate black bag disclaimers in front of a notary.

>>111610760
>Play Overslop
>No viewers
Wow I'm shocked.