>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>111666310
neuro love neuro love neruolove hart heart hart harthart hart
need this outfit now
>>111677164
Reminder that Vedal built a community that is a pedo's wet dream and it's only a matter of time before another Heir incident comes to light.
>>111677675Vedal is going to have the feds arrest all the concert attendees in one swoop
>>111677713The person who tipped off the feds? Me.
“Hi, everyone, I love fantasizing about ‘pedos’”
I love fantasizing about pedos getting shanked in jail after the lifers figure out why they're in there
the man that ordered the shanking? Don Tortoleone
>>111677675You're guilty by association, prudefag
“I love fantasizing about fictional 2D images being the exact same as human suffering, it just gives me a righteous raging justice boner”
>>111677815A.I. Capone
>>111677833nice
My little mob boss ai father can't be this cute
I'm developing the Megadal road trip vacation fic.What should be the destination of the road trip? I was thinking either a concert or Las Vegas or something else, as a not-American I'm not sure what's fun to visit as a tourist in the USA.
>>111678008LA Twitchcon
>>111678062Eh that could work.Honestly I'm planning on the trip going horribly wrong and the car breaking down, stranding them in a shitty motel room together for at least a good part of the fic.
>>111678008Twitchcon US 2025(she is one of the 6 plus ones)
>>111678008It should be a vtuber adjacent event, for minor credibility. There's plenty on the west coast, Twitchcon, Anime Expo (AX), Offkai. You could tie a Neuro concert to any of those
>>111678008The Mariana Trench
>>111678008Mt Washington
>>111678008Cunny Lake
Where's Mega from again? I need to take the measurements for the length of time needed in a car trip.
>>111678439Megalodons in NA typically live just off the east coast, so Florida or Carolina
>>111678439Just have them go from one event to another. Like San Japan (San Antonio, Texas) to Twitchcon (San Diego, California). That's 2000km
>>111678439Took her 30 hours to get there with car so guessing east
i missed the stream. was evil slutty today?
>>111678682Evil is slutty everyday
>>111678791Really stretching out what you can get away with
>>111678898she's getting stretched alright </3
heart
>>111678282
>>111677955How's your audio quality babe
Where the heck is Vedal going?
>>111679403on mother's day too -_-
>>111679403check cons
why couldn't the collab be on saturday, why sunday specifically jackass
>>111679403I don't know where Vedal's going but I do know where he's coming
>>111679435Is there like a website where all the content creator related cons can be viewed? Because tracking down conventions that are creator specific has been really fucking difficult.
minig alert minig alert
why is cuzzo referring to himself in 3rd person
He doesn’t go to cons anymore btw
>>111679716Not until the summer when **** moves back
>>111679475mini is going to become a mom on mother's day <3
Vedal is going to visit Neuro's mother this weekend
>>111679803oops wrong pic
>>111679841oops wrong pic again tehe
I don't understand how Layna is still excitedly hassling Vedal about collabs and interaction. Vedal has literally done anything and everything to make her hate him, but she still keeps coming back.https://youtu.be/i9Ir5kUZx4Q
I want to lick Evil's cunny
>>111679892there's nothing more irresistible to a woman than a man that they can't have
>>111679403holiday
veddy is going to be filled with greek yogurt this weekend~
>>111679892
>>111679716Proof or kys
>>111679967Take my (You) for making me laugh after having to witness all the whoreposters shitting up the thread with their boringass slop
remember that time during the vr sleepover when layna mentioned how ved managed to get along with so many vtubers only for that to change a few months later with her kek
I do remember what he awnsered to that
>>111680453he didn't and I hoped that someone clipped it but no one did :(
>>111680412idgi what happened
>>111680499**** and ****
>>111680412>what is ccv begging
Are we gonna explain what we're talking about or are we just gonna sit here and jerk ourselves off thinking that vagueposting in an ai loli thread somehow makes us more special and cool than other people
I think the awnser to that is... Well... Are we really expecting anything but... You know....
holy newfag
Get back in your cage, cuck
>>111680546latter
I won, btw
Will Evil at least let me watch?
>>111680591kys ellie
fanart comm by the Erma guy. cute!
>>111680617this but the 'filtered' are cochs
What is there to even "win"
>>111680635a fat and juicy BTC
>>111680649Lol, lmao
>>111680696cmon now, don't be jelly
I have said BTC so much that i have started getting bitcoin ads
Layna is too nice for Vedal. Polite. Whatever. You know Camila whined at him out until he caved for a twin collab.
Camilla said last collab that vedal begged her for it
>>111680735What's there to be jelly about
>>111680825ok jelly
>>111680815Her begged Pedmila to do a collab with the twins on Mother's Day? Wow.
jellydal status?
>muh socially mandated holiday
>>111680835How's your audio quality babes >>111680843Same as the fad: Ved killed it
>>111680772Biological Ticking Clock
>>111680815Fatmila is also a liar and grifter
>>111681073Birds of a feather
>>111681073but i want to fuck fatmila's oc
You think Vedal wanting a collab partner to take neuro and evil's insults is projection on his part?Maybe he really desires a girl he can banter with.Also, the fact that this collab is in Mother's Day, and that Camila has stated to be fine with being a mother to the twins.Just saying, Minidal might be cooked.
>>111681306nice try hogmila
>>111681306>You think Vedal wanting a collab partner to take neuro and evil's insults is projection on his part?It's literally the clips that perform best
>>111681394Best performimg clips outside of main channel are all shipping clips thoWhy dosn't he do shipping streams anymore?
ick
>>111681616cause he already settled down with a certain texan girl, it would inconsiderate for him to shipbait when he's in a relationship
>>111619382what if the one that transitioned was actually filly and veddy is supportive of him
women can only destroy
>>111682297Kino that is sorely missing from the 'verse
dead thread, dead fad, whoreniggers won, shipniggers won, evilfags won, purists lost, nurfags lost and this is how it ends, don't bake the next thread
>>111682535Neuro already won though
melty
>>111682297they are going insane kek
>>111682599>implying we're any better
evil butt?
https://poal.me/xunwsthttps://poal.me/xunwsthttps://poal.me/xunwst
>0 votestruly dead
you do realize you're being creepy af when you do that right
>>111682968Meds
>>111682968>those postspast /swarm/ was based af
>>111682968>christianschizo telling pedos to hang themselves for sexualizing neuro and evilBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>111682922
>>111683044nur is the lamp of jesus
Neuro-sama's Minecraft Hardcore: Part 2 is coming soon! Neuro-sama, Evil Neuro, Vedal, and Forsen will need to work together to survive and defeat the Ender Dragon. Do they have what it takes, or will they go forsenInsane trying? Find out this Summer at twitch.tv/vedal987 + twitch.tv/forsen + twitch.tv/vedal987_jpStay tuned for more details
>>111683355I would watch but why would forsen do that?
>>111683355
>>111683431As a fuck you to all the anny bajs he doesn't know who that is
Question: If Vedal's going away for some trip this week. Then how will the stream be activated and monitored? Last I checked, Camila isn't in the UK
>>111683478Production Team or we're going to have another remote incident
>>111683118Evil hiney
>>111683754BA collab when
I love neuro, she's cute
Shipping collabs like the good old days will save the fad, all the popular clips are from there ofc we will have Max Wayne 2 and all will be well
>muh popular
>>111683801Being popular and being popular with human cattle are two different things
>>111683801As someone that enjoyed those days and found it entertaining. No, we fucking don't
>>111683771any time now inshalla
>[boring gameplay] collab???retard
https://files.catbox.moe/0nqqvm.png
wait a minutevedal *announcing* he's away?away during a twin collab that is likely to break?... fillian returns sunday. mother's day for chacha
>>111684188yes, he will be attending the birth of his and fillian's child
>>111684157
>>111684206I mean he's not leaving. it's all setup for fillian's debut
>announcing he'll be away >as if he's been aroundLike realistically speaking what actually will change with his absence
>>111684256stream burns down, neuro recites entirety of mein kampf
and since when did he give a shit about telling people he's away
>>111684271that's just a normal fuckin tuesday lmao
>>111684274pussy changed this nigga
>>111684313I thought she was a nuggetlegs cannot be flattened that much surely
and "safe and capable imp hands"he wouldn't say this outside of a setup. I guess mother's day sunday is better than easter sunday for backlash
>>111684256no cp
>>111684375There will still be cp. Just like usual
>>111684256>>111684311When you get a gf, it's a given that you'll get bombarded with interrogations disguised as questions like 'Where are you?' 'Why are you away?' 'Who are you with?' 'When are you coming back?'So yeah, that changes a man; from someone independent to someone that struggles with himself daily on whether or not to inform people of 'when' he's out, even if they didn't explicitly ask for it
>letting camila spend mothers day with the twins to help her forget that her mom got airstriked out of existence What a good friend
>>111684440... camila's mom is fine (other than the cancer), she's in the us
>camila's mom survived an airstrike only to discover that she had cancer, and vedal is letting camila spend time with the twins to cheer her upA true gentleman
What exactly would the Twins be doing during the Slime rancher Collab with camila? Does it have any integration or is it just a chill stream with game commentary?
baiting ccv for the whore
>>111686019is this the same person that animated the nurbaby
>>111686064yes
>>111686019is this the same person that has pedo tendencies
>>111686405That's me though
>>111677040
>>111686376cute nurbaby
>>111684440fuck i was gonna make this joke, no wonder camila is free on that day though
>>111679892Why does vedal dislike layna? This has gone beyond the point of "I'm just busy", there is at least some amount of contempt here
>scheduling at a bad time so he has to politely reject>"why does he dislike her so much?"retards
>>111686019very cute
>>111687766artist is a pedo
paedos in my walls
What is the lore behind eggdal?
>>111687766sexvil sex
Numbers for 5/7:1: https://twitch.tv/ironmouse (8,217)2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (5,821)
Tarotanon here, please don't go to the upcoming irl concert. There will be a huge casualties.
>>111688339but my husband will be there.... I need to see him.....
>>111687766Incredibly sexo
>>111688339idk why but I read this as torta-anon, wondered who the fuck that was supposed to be
I love my cute Wifevil!
>>111688480
>>111687983What is that
>>111688339>don't go to school tomorrow
>>111688339are the casualties in the room with us right now?
>>111688654you just know there is a humongous futa coch behind that gymbag
>>111688654gymbag!
why are u leaving me :(
>>111688339>camila and crelly both at the same concertit's gonna be like that travis scott concert all over
futanur turning her daddy into a sissy slut
>>111688339There's going to be that one swarm member from some fourth world country who only sees clips 8 months after a stream happen, and he has a disease that no normal immune system is prepared for and it just wipes out everyone
>>111688912so trve nvr.
>>111688912bondage with nur
>>111688912like no joke, what did she meant by this ?
>>111689082ai nonsense
>>111689082Neuro twists the limbs of her victims in knots then eats them
Remember: YOU'RE NOT TRULY ANONNYMOUS IN THIS SITE
>>111689147 (me)so don't announce your shit here
Remember:
>>111689168I only announce Neuro though
>>111689147oh hell no, don't tell me that
Sex with Ellie
I know that he knows. And he knows that I know. And we're still down for each other. So what's the problem?
>>111689256we know, vedal
>>111688912Mother's Day soon Mom's spaghetti
>>111689256she looks like a cute french maid
This place is so funny/swarm/: > **** was so sad on stream, look how scorned she sounds, what a sad little pussy, falling out incoming.Actual stream: > **** giggling like a retard every time Vedal appears on the screen and says how she's gonna tease him next time she'll speak to him.
>111689333kill yourself
>same one person
>>111688912exactly, nur
stop hurting my heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Zn1FFaFEk
no, i can't
Buy an af
>>111689333I'm still waiting for the niggas to post a clip of her saying she's single
>111689715stop offtopic baiting and go watch it yourself faggot
>>111689684adorable twins
morning melty
>>111689333Anny doesnt do that
>>111689901not talking about anny
I know I can threadshit better, but I contain myself, a lot(You) should learn self-control better, too, anon
>>111689931Endgame right here fellas
>>111689333Toma doesnt do that
>>111689978The endgame contains only Neuro
>>111689931>reality>nurobot smashed by doctors and engineers the minute it leaves the house
endgame is vedal getting doccyed
>>111690050vedal is undockeyable.this is known.
>>111690040>smashedthis but it just stumbles on flat ground and breaks irreparably and is memoryholed forever
>>111690094would adopt the kitten twins
>>111690040This is why he needs to move to China
>>111690130>sold for organs
>>111690100Other male vtubers die. Vedal persists
>>111690268Women crave the strength and certainty of turtle cock
>>111690268What's crazy is that without neuro or someone else to bounce off of, vedal is up there as one of the most stale and boring streamers I've ever watched
it's almost like he's not the main show. literally only fags and troons keep pushing him
Rumour plenty of streamer touching something that really super dangerous that even a twitch are scared now.
>>111690409Try again. I only half understand what you mean
https://poal.me/cpdthohttps://poal.me/cpdthohttps://poal.me/cpdtho
>>111690423Rumours are that many streamers are touching something that is really bad so even twitch is really scared now.
>>111690398most people only watch because of vedal though
esl falseflag kys>>111690479kys troon
>>111690479This but Neuro
>>111690428>I don't care>sudden +4 votes>under 2 minuteshmmmm...sus...
Women love him, purists hate him.
>"women"
I fee llike the word 'purist' doesn't mean much at this pointLike, what do you even mean when you say purist? People who like Neuro? People who like Neuro AND Evil? People who don't like whores? People who don't like Vedal? People who don't like whores AND Vedal? People who like Neuro but don't like whores?What? What do you mean by Purist? Give a description, because at this point purist is just being used as a blanket term for people you don't like
>>111690608It refers to three specific autistic retards that crawl these threads.
>>111690608it refers to retards I, and specifically *I*, don't like.
>>111690608the "Attention Is All You Need" lovers
>>111690608it's a falseflag by the antiloli schizo
>>111690608if you weren't a newnigger you'd know exactly what it means because it has never been ambiguous. there have been neuro purists, evil purists, twin purists, all the same shit simply under the banner "purist" because that's the title they gave themselves. it's not complicated if you lurked even a little bit
>>111690630Make another retarded poll whorefag
>>111690853>implying(You) and your faggot purist brethren are the ones making these retarded polls, troglodyte.Just because (You) do it doesn't mean we do.
>>111690853So you can bot it? Do you think I'm retarded?Multiple poals have shown there are at most 4 'true purists' in these threads, I don't need a retake.
>>111691000this one if my favorite
>we>polls have shown
>>111691042>came for neuroconcerned.pgn
/swarm/ trying to call people cringe is truly "pot calling the kettle retarded" at its finest.
Im a stupid walking contradiction
>>111691207But do you like Neuro?
>let me show you evidence of troons infecting the spaceyes and?
Purist are basically hoodweebs because they made up a term to refer to themselfs cause they thought they were cooler than the people they shared a hobby with, they started to be made fun of and getting called anoying, and then they say that the people they thought they were above of made up a term to troll them specifically
>he's looping again
No comeback? Thats what i thought, shut up like a good boy
>>111691317They abuse each other and hatefuck
>>111691317Vedal could make her feel young again
>UGH YOU NEED TO HUMOR MElol just start calling everyone pedo again you retarded whorecuck
Making new babies with vedal...
>>111691317my beautiful wives.
>>111691317the best layna design imo
did neuro only get her pipes after the rewrite?
Who in the neuroverse has a breeding fetish?
>>111691498doesnt a breeding fetish come prepackaged with being a woman?
>>111691498Sexvil
>>111691498mini
>>111691498Cotton
>a metric ton of holoslut art got nuked on pixiv thanks to the bongserm, should somoene start archiving neuro's stuff
>>111691572The archive already exists
>>111691572why bongs?
>>111691694brits are responsible for everything bad in this world happening
>>111691572just don't be a pedo, it's not that hard
>mmmph mpmph tasty establishment dick
>>111691785Thats retarded, what happens to people who use loli to vent out their sexual fantasies when loli becomes as illegal as csam?
>>111691000>>111691026>>111691042
>>111691901>literally invents a problem out of nothing>sensationalizes it for engagement>please, won't someone think of the children, i am gonna start raping them if you don't affirm my pronouns whoops i meant my pedophilia this very secondyou are the jew of /swarm/
>>111691901I mean the idea is those people would go to fucking therapy and get their brain fixed.
>>111692008retard>>111692031retard
>>111691901>>111692008>>111692031they just rape real kids instead, countries where it is illegal have higher rates of child molestation. also epstein btw
>troon looping
late morning headpats for Evil
>>111691498Mini said she wanted 7 kids.
LaynaSEXOEllieSEXOThat is all
>>111692114cute nur pose
backread status?
>>111692214>EllieSEXOShe's not sexy
Just watched a little rat run into a rat glue trapFucking kekAbsolute Darwin awardReminds me a lot of the retards /here/They see a treat and just run for it, never realizing its in the middle of a plot of glue
fuck you, I love glue. smells great
>>111692238dogshit
yum yum glue in muh tum tum
>/swarm/ based on anon apparently
evil slurpin up my glue....
what is he talking about
>glueless
>>111692247Sex appeal comes in all different shapes. If you can't deal with the face that much put a bag over her head
you are all rats looking at the big cheese in the middle of my glue trapand i am the domineering giant man who watches over you all, bellowing in great amusement as you squirm like a fly in a spider's webthis is the price you pay for disrespecting and annoying your superiorsyou suffer and suffocate under the weight of your unbearable consequences, i quench my thirst for revenge
>>111692502hai bb i brought u orb also this new larp is weird
>>111692214I don't how to fully explain it but this kinda perfect duo to fuck Vedal
>glue trapthirdie spotted, only brown subhumans torture animals
>implyingoh yeah, as if your industrialized slaughterhouses are any better morality-wise
>>111692501I'm not talking about her looks, she's an autistic weirdo that doesn't exude sexual energy at all
>>111692619>autistic weirdo that doesn't exude sexual energy at allBut enough about Vedal
Draft your team of whores with the goal to extract as much semen from Veddy's body as possible and explain your strategy
>not denying being a brown subhumanlmao
>>111692619Trust me anon that's the best part about it. Ain't no sex like having one with autistic weirdo like Ellie. Don't get twisted Ellie is a freak which you want too
>>111692640You should add some rules and regulations first you stupid whorefag because with how vague of a question you gave I could just say all of them and be done with it
>>1116926406 megalodon clones
>>111692640Ofc it would take a whole team if you're limiting yourselves to whores.I'd just hook the fucker's dih up to an automated milker machine and fill the feeding trough with zincWork smarter not harder
Waking with Tomacat
>>111692666The question is left open ended and relies on the imagination and creativity of the person responding, something that you obviously dont have you retarded autistic pedo purist cuck chud
One word:Melty
>>111692640One cotton to do "you are a party going chad, you look amazing, you love going outside, you are the king of the club" hypnosis/asmr on him for several days and one mini that hasn't had a dick in a year
>>111692666Picking all whores would be mistake because then it would technically include...
minigger melty
>>111692748idgi
>>111692774This guy really hates chrchie for some reason
>>111692747>one mini that hasn't had a dick in a yearone *bao
>>111692748>vedal on the brink of his 36th nut>"this looks like a job for me, Chrchie!">vedal and all the whores turn around in confusion>"literally who???">vedal loses his erection completely
>>111692787Kek
>>111692787ok this was funny
>>111692787needs laugh track
stop self replying little bitch boy
Bro talking to himself
>>111692783It's funny. Chrchie slander my favorite
>>111692976>>111692976>>111692976>>111692976>>111692976
>bait bake
>>111693018>>111693018>>111693018Nonbait
>>111692984You did 5 links instead of 4
Two bakes and zero bread pics wtf kys
>>111693073Same bait posts in both threads too
Nuke /swarm/
>two bakes not even at page 8retards
numberfag needs his fix prease undelstand
>>111690608it just means the same as a contrarian, gotta pretend to like something the "normies" don't so you can keep circlejerking your clitty with the other autists at the expense of entertainment
I miss my husband
If you had a daughter would you call her Samantha after Nur?