Quickest baker in town, where is your life?

>>111720659
nigga acts like the thread is his full time job

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Thanks for baking, bread baker.

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forsen

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Gurass

This is equivalent to baking Tsukumo Sana threads.
Grow up and move on.

>>111721618
>Grrrr stop making this threads!!! Grrrrr stop liking Saba! Grrrr LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!!!!

What's your favorite Saba stream so far? I've only watched 10 minute here and there and not even watched half of the streams at all. So where's a good stream to starto?

I like it when she says "Paypa boato"

>>111721808
Why do you like someone who hasn't streamed or tweeted for 3 months?

>>111721849
The Halloween stream was great through and through. I recommend it even when off season

>>111721907
Just made me realize I've never actually heard of an Indian vtuber.

>>111722089
Niji had a branch of three, but I think they all quit, as nijis should

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Fishe butt

Terrible falseflagging

>>111722367
All stats are the same as your dads

>>111721988
am I supposed to be mad?

>>111722495
Yeah, why the fuck are you still supporting someone who's done literally nothing for 3 months?

>>111722747
The austrian painter has been doing nothing for 80 years now and people still support him for some absurd reason, so what's your point?

I don't think kanibros really care that much anymore if saba continues to be MIA as long as the persona still exists

>>111722836
Don't be absurd. I miss my wife.
But if she's gotta be away awhile I'm not going to melt.

>>111722821
>let's compare saba with hitler
New level of stupidity from you.

She should rebrand as a Valkyrie vtuber

>>111722955
i don't think you know what "compare" means

Why would I abandon the girl I've loved for 6+ years just because she goes on another hiatus? You aren't a fan, clearly

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didn't this ho retire or something? lmao

>>111723097
Yes, at least Hitler did things and loved his fans. Unlike saba.
>>111723274
You're more a fan of the hiatuses at this point.

>>111723340
If she did she would have to close off memberships and merch sales.

Its really no surprise that the subhuman antis can't understand actually being a fan of someone who isn't constantly beaming content into their dopamine-addicted minds.

>>111723398
She will retire after the popup store ends. No announcement she will just kill her LLC

I don't know why everyone's so upset. Gura came back for one last score after Holo because she needed a fourth house. Why would she keep streaming after that?

I just want my wife back

>>111723437
Help me understand what's appealing to you about going months and months between streams or any form of communication.

>>111723274
why would anyone be a fan of a chronic ghosting grifter

>>111723873
Waiting isnt an issue.

>>111723873
You won't understand, not understanding is a big part of the mental illness that keeps bringing you back to these threads to spout the same nonsense every day

Interesting observation: A girl i watch on CB has been solo streaming for years, never mentioned a boyfriend, today she streamed with her long term boyfriend and half the regulars are mad as hell and the other half keeps spamming more tokens than ever before

I think both groups got severe mental illness. Is this what unicorn vs anti-unicorn rivalry is but in real life?

>blatently offtopic shit posted for no other reason than to shitpost with; with no relation to saba whatsoever.

>>111724460
Yeah, because there is so much Saba content to discuss. This thread would have 0 post if there wasn't random talks. Retard

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2view orbiters still seething over the number 1 vtuber world wide, I see. Hate us 'cause they ain't us

>>111723873
You're implying that my time is better spent watching other vtubers, which is thoroughly wrong. If she doesn't stream, my time would be better spent on other hobbies and self-improvement.

>>111724628
That's nice, anyway when's her next stream?

So did the guy who sent an email ever get a response?

>>111725077
No. I think she set her email so it filters everything that isn't a business email

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>>111724301
But isn't that what people got sold when she was Gura the idol? I always thought that was idol culture. It was the false feeling of being her special, even tho you knew well that it isnt true. It was willing ignorance. The feeling of exclusivity. I think westerners ruined that because they took it too serious unlike the japs. Maybe im wrong

>>111723944
Then what do you do with your time?
>>111725021
You aren't even watching anything at all at this point and that's not even a shitpost. What is the point?
You are indeed better spending your time doing something other than supporting her and posting here. You are close to getting it.

>>111726698
>You aren't even watching anything at all at this point
correct, because my time is better spent on other hobbies and self-improvement
>You are indeed better spending your time doing something other than supporting her and posting here
Posting here doesn't mean anything, there's no correlation and you can't even form logical thoughts. A whore can have a legion of simps shilling her here 24/7 and she will forever remain a 2view with no talent, hope this helps

>>111716943
I'm playing wc3 customs.

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Big fat tail

I had a Sw-dish gaming pal who had one of our mutual female online friends fly out and live with him for a while. No kidding. They didn't last long.

She needs to quit Hololive already and go indie. They’re holding her back…

Sex with a kanimouto.

There's another pulse check on June 23. Her LLC has to file the Statement of Use or request an extension for it.

>>111729748
She needs to quit already and go.

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i'm watching saba wife doing karaoke

Is Saba a lonely loli god?

>>111731660
why did she think about saba after chat said happy mothers say?

>>111731739
saba is a mother, my daughter sir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkGyh4z34ac

>>111731739
Proof?

>>111725308
Saba's cinnamon baby from her chocolate stud. ToT

>>111732019
post your recommendation

>>111732019
You can break through stolckholm syndrome and stop coming back to a thread about someone you hate. I believe in you!

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I just drank a pound of apple juice

>>111733643
That's how you get diabeetus.

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>>111733807
Apple juice is healthy. It’s a fruit, baka

>>111733905
Healthy compared to cola or beer, maybe. You're not meant to drink the juice by itself. You need the fibers from the skin.

Goob night outpost buds. Try not to feed the schizo while I'm out okay.

>>111735120
Literally me

Saba's absences' have given us kaniki the ability to balance our lives between waiting for her and finding other pursuits in the meantime.

Is there anything you like about Saba more than Gura, personality-wise?

>>111736401
Nope, can’t think of anything

What was being a chumbud like back in 2020-2021, dad?

>>111736550
The Golden Age, well your other dad is better with words than me so he’ll tell you about it. I don’t word good

Any pulse from her? Is he at least alive?

>>111736401
Saba has been real lukewarm compared to Gura, vanilla ice cream, 1% milk, half and half...Saba is just random mouth noises, say-what-you-see ingame and long pauses of silence

>>111736719
The last live sighting was her yapyap stream.

If gura was around for the masterduel sponsorship, what deck would she be playing?

Can she really make it to 100? It's a big achievement, but I think she's got what it takes

I wish I was Saba, I could EASILY quadruple her income, and if I really hunkered down I think I could even 10x

I said it before and I'll say it again. She is in late stage pregnancy. Judging by her frequent breaks during stream she has to go pee often which is normal during pregnancy. At that stage you don't want to do anything but lay on your side and fight the urge to snack. Because if you do, you'll get fat really fast. Sitting is a chore. Now imagine having to sit for hours during a stream. No im not joking and never was joking. Im serious

This retarded subhuman >>111737598
Is the giving us a perfect example of why its important to keep your stupid thoughts to yourself.

>>111737648
You are just mad because you aren't the kid

>>111736401
Gura was more lovey dovey

>>111737686
You mean like the time she mocked a chatter for asking if she likes her fans? "Why do you always want me to give you possitive affection? I LoVE aLL mY FaNs"

lol, yet another not-mumei stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4isFzffvIA

We live in a world were not-mumei will have streamed 7 times more than Saba since November, 35 streams vs 5. I would have earned 4039 billion dollar on poly if i went all in last year

>>111738390
What does she keep streaming for?

>>111738468
She just enjoys streaming on her own terms. That being casual chatter while drawing or playing easy browser games.

>>111738468
Money.

>>111738468
Monetas. Doing the bare minimum and having people member you is great income each month.

>>111738575
Saba dropped merch and fucked off for 3 months and counting, not-mumei dropped merch and streamed regularly 35 times and counting, what braindamage do you have to equate those 2 obvious different scenarios as "exactly like saba"?

Saba flew too close to the Sun

>>111738636
Oh, so now you added specifiers since you were wrong the first time, but sure: Saba merch drop: 0 streams since. not-Mumei merch drop: 10 streams since. Still not "exactly like saba"

Damn has it really been screeching all night?

>>111738858
Yeah, still sleep well though

Goob morning outpost buds.

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>>111731729
I wouldn't let her be lonely.

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Pizza time!

Saba QRD?

>>111731739
KEKAROO

What if she got locked out of all her accounts? Like forgetting to renew her reset email so now she can't even change her password to a new one to regain access

Do we know Saba's top 10 favorite anime?

>>111739776
Then I'm sure she would have got a message out through one of her friends that have her on discord or another platform.

>>111739322
Cute fish
Fox? Ears
Papaa boato
Cute tummy
Eternal tumy hort/health problems

I miss my wife!

>>111740670
When was the last stream that she even said paper boat?

>>111725308
I did this btw, thats my child inside

If she really did retire it's fucking disrespectful to do it after dropping expensive merch...

>>111725308
not sure what the other 2 anons are talking about since she assured me that child was mine

I’m starting to develop a paypig fetish…

>>111742877
Wrong oshi.

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So what are the buds plans for today?

>>111743064
I'm not playing WC3 customs.

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>>111743064
We're having a get together at my grandmother's house who is also recovering from hip surgery. She even told us she really doesn't want people over but my mom and 2 aunts are still insisting everyone come, so it should it be a good time.

>>111743231
Hope you have a nice time with your family bud.

>>111743064
Work, unfortunately

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>>111734327
>>111738903
Goob nite and goob morning outpost warden

>>111741752
would

>>111743064
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>111743064
gonna eat some Alfredo for lunch and rest today. gonna read the bible later too

>>111743064
Putting on a happy face for mom, tolerating church, writing cheesy cards all while mentally in the lighthouse waiting for my wife to return

>>111743064
Having family gathering for my mom with all my siblings except my brother because he's a bum

Today i ate:

630gr of Nutella (3000kcal)
800gr of chicken thigh
4dl of rice (4dl when uncooked)
2 smash tacos

I shall eat 7000kcal a day while being immobile, until Sabas return. How fat will i get, let's watch

>>111744398
you speedrunning a cardiac arrest?

>>111744611
Hopefully, would be nice with a full nights rest for once

Today I had:
A glass of milk
2 slices of toasted bread
2 slices of ham
2 fried eggs
Some condiments
Some lettuce

>>111744694
A fembud in ggg, can it be? It finally happened?

>>111744737
No woman eats that much.

>>111744737
>milk
>egg
>ham
Too much protein.

It's 2pm and so far I have had nothing to eat or drink today.

All of you should buy a Topping DX5 II & a pair of HD 490 PRO Plus, thank me later

Oh, and Saba something, something, jihad

>>111745689
Nah I'm good bro. Qudelix 5k with fiio ft1 pro.

>>111745689
already got my FIIO K11 R2R + xDuoo TA-66 with an HD 660S2

>>111744808
How much is too much? Genuinely asking.

>>111746769
Sorry I meant too much to plausibly be a girl. Even now women fear animal fat and cholesterol.

If Saba doesn't come back, do we all have to become gay instead?

>>111747258
Yeah that’s the circle of life

>>111744808
Could be like irys figuring out protein for gains finally

I stopped giving a shit about this stuff after I started talking to real girls but this bitch still hasn’t said a peep since February?? Are we sure she’s alive?

>>111748583
You are not alive

It's almost 5pm and I still have not eaten or drank anything today.

>>111748778
How's the fasting going?

You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity.

>>111748878
I might cook some frozen chicken.

>>111748778
Eat.

>>111749094
Don't get food poisoning this time.

Food poisoning is great for weight loss, don't cook that chickn

>>111748738
This general isn’t alive. All you people do is circlejerk and blogpost to each other like a bunch of gayboys

>>111749318
Yeah, it's comfy cozy isn't it

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Saba, I have not forgotten. Please confirm that you got your dark chocolate lovin' in bed face-down ass-up on Valentine's Day.

>Taiko unfollowed her
Grim...they must know she's not coming back

>>111749873
She will be back when the birthday merch is ready

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Lmao I heard they were reddit trannies there but holy fuck, it's crazy you really can't say anything that's not sugarcoated 10 times.

>>111750924
I hope she just drop birthday merch on twitter, not say anything else, just merch drop, then fuck off again, no stream, no other tweet. That would be funny as fuck

>>111751065
Kek. Cry more about it, bitch. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out

>>111749675
kill yourself dalit

>>111751065
pathetic trannies deserve their oshi

>>111747258
you could try watching one of the vtubers who actually streams instead

>gets mad he cant infiltrate the tower and cries about it for the nth time..

>>111751515
Best part is that he gets shot so quickly now that I don't even notice. Had no idea that he even tried until I saw him crying over here lol

>>111751459
Why would i watch a vtuber? Most sucks, if Gura had reincarnated as a fleshstreamer instead then i would have a grand total of 0 vtubers in my feed

>>111750924
I'm not buying any merch until she actually streams but it would be good to know that she's not dead

>>111751515
>>111751552
Why are you still here? Scared of being the next one?

>>111751568
always good to get a reminder that her audience are tourists

>>111752159
Yeah, us normal people watch her for her personality while people like you with genital castration fetish and adult diaper fetish that constantly goom to her are her for her .png

Only one of us should get the rope

>>111751585
>Why are you still here?
To laugh at you LMAO. Most of my post are about calling you a retard, and its hilarious that you whine about being kicked out of that other board cuz they didnt let you spout shit like you do in /here/

I think my decreased work performance is directly linked to the sparse Saba streams and I'm physically more depressed in her absence. I miss looking forward to seeing her at the end of the week. I miss knowing she would begin streaming at the end of my work day, as a reward for working hard. I miss the Yoho! intro and Saba-bye outro. I can watch the old recordings, but the energy of a live is just different.

>>111752570
me too lmao when she's gone my motivation and productivity die down, I noticed the correlation during the last hiatus before this

People should really stop posting their diary entries here, especially if it sounds like a 7 year old girl wrote it

>>111752597
Something about her makes life feel better. I even have other chuubas that I like but Saba has something about her that literally puts my soul at ease.

>>111752570
>>111752597
>>111752681
alice_kosmos just went online, watch her instead of Saba, should calm you right down

>>111752681
Same. When she's around everything is just better in general

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS SHIT?! Why are there so many women in ggg all of a sudden?

>>111751065
That's why you gotta stay on troontower to keep the troons in line. They lie about being the real /ggg/, but this is the sacred true /ggg/.

>>111752807
fug, I have to put my ID in to use chaturbate now. This is madness.
Saba, plz come back and be sexy, the law is stopping me from jorking it any other way.

I think I’m in love irl

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I bought some groceries for the week.
3lbs of potatoes for $3
4lbs of apples for $9
5lbs of carrots for $2
3lbs of bananas for $2
A gallon of apple juice for $3
A pack of 8 hot dogs for $3
A pack of 8 hot dog buns for $4
$26 + $3 sales tax = $29 total.

>>111754892
No chicken or ground beef?

>>111754955
I still have some frozen chicken so I didn't get more. I usually just get beef or pork hot dogs.

>>111751065
>i hate it so much thats why i keep trying to go there but they think im retarded and kick me out this fuckin sux bro
lole

>>111755264
I wish people like that would just admit they're hurt by being banned, and then they could admit to themselves it's their own behavior that gets them hurt.

>>111754406
Who’s the lucky guy?

>>111720615
What happens when Goombra gets old?
I think Doob can pull of being a Gtuber (grandma tuber) but not Garble Gooba

>>111755531
But she's already loli baba Gurandma.

>>111754892
Kind of based. You just live off hotdogs and fruit/vegetables?

I've been boiling beans/chicken/vegetables and it turns out really good, but looks like gruel kek.

>>111755950
i tried living off discounted hotdogs and bologna for a while but expired ground beef half-off pork loin steaks and bone in chicken thighs is the way fr

>>111755950
Yes, and I have a big container of oats.
Of course, once every month or two I like to have a steak and red wine.

>>111755378
It’s a girl I met in my town. I get a fluttery feeling through my whole body when I think about her and she texts me and says nice things to me. And she’s kinda consumed all of my thoughts since we started talking I just randomly get consumed by this hot warm feeling at work when she’s on my mind like as I’m writing this post I feel so fucking warm and fuzzy inside. I haven’t even been eating much at all in days cause my stomach is constantly full of butterflies. I’ve never experienced something like this before

>>111756558
So you never really loved the fish

>>111756558
It's a crush. Make moves to woo her now

>>111756674
You love shitting in your own drinking river.

that reminds me. The one time my stomach felt like it was spinning? My coworker called off that morning because she thought she was having a miscarriage. Must live near there.

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>Your honor, the medical records clearly show my client was sick for those 93 days.
>Objection! People tweet while they’re sick all the time. She has thumbs. She could have used Siri.
>With a congested sinos? Don't be ridiculous.
>Exactly. Overruled. Counselor, the defendant was unwell. I've heard enough. Case dismissed.

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>>111756674
I thought I did. But what I'm experiencing now is my entire nervous system on haywire. I don't think it's possible for the body to react that way to a one sided love on the computer screen
>>111756699
I was able to get the courage to get her number because of a lucky opportunity. We've been texting and she told me she was feeling the way I was the whole time and neither of us realized the feeling was mutual. What the fuck did I do to have this kind of luck? Still feels fake somehow.

>>111757473
Good for you, now go die

>>111757473
Explode

Goob night outpost buds.

>>111760415
Goobnight.

Talk about Saba or at least Gura

>>111761075
Nyo

3 months since last stream lol.
disagreements with management and company direction btw (i.e. im being forced by my employer to stream lol i quit instead my paypigs will follow me anywhere)

>>111761075
What is there to talk about? Retard.

>>111761831
> 2 lols
> 1 btw
Opinion discarded

Hola Saba, hope you're doing fine.

You probably won't read this, but I just wanted to say that I personally think it's completely fine if you don't stream for a while. Just do whatever you want. I do believe going radio silent is a mistake, but then again I have no clue about what might be going on. Anyhow, ocassional tweets would barely take a few seconds, and most fans (actual fans, people who'd watch your streams, not haters) are mainly unhappy with that. Again, we know nothing, but most of us think that a couple tweets wouldn't require that much effort.

With that said, I truly hope everything's okay. I've been a fan for a long time, mostly lurking. No matter what happens, I wish you a happy life, Mack. Love ya.

Hasta la vista, baby

>>111762243
It's the truth though. Lazy fucker wanted passive income instead of streaming. Good for her, I hope she's happy and proud with herself.

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Hey guys, it's that drunken depressed hooman. I know we sorta got our oshi back but I've noticed Saba has been gone and there's been a lot of hate from schizos aimed at her and you guys. I just want you know, you and her have a lot of strength for what you're going through rn. And I hope she gets better soon, I know she misses you guys a lot. Keep fighting the good fight and fuck the schizos.

>>111762307
>I know she misses you guys a lot.
how do you know that?
if it's an assumption, what is it based off?

>>111762331
What assumption do you get that she hates buds?

>>111762390
she doesn't stream

>>111762390
never said anything about hate. but you said she misses us. what makes you say that?

>>111762403
And what assumptions do you have that she just doesn't want to stream when she actually has health problems?

>>111762422
Why would you think she doesn't?

>>111762430
what do you do when you have a health problem that stops you from seeing someone you care about or go to work?

>>111762446
none of her actions show that

>>111762430
do you have any proof of her health problems? i stopped watching her so if she did reveal something, i'd never know. tummy hort? lmao dyrb

>>111762422
>>111762455
You're not a bud.

>>111762472
why?

>>111762480
You're a barely disguised anti

Gura&Saba lesbian loli sex

>>111762488
you didn't answer the question

>>111762472
and you're not a fan, you're a devoted fanatic

>>111762497
You're not even denying it.

>>111762511
you are talking to at least 2 different people
what they are or are not doesn't change your answer to what makes you believe she misses her fans or the other questions

This thread is full of schizos.

Why do people think a simple update asking too much of her?

>>111762571
Who said that?

>>111762571
Because there is no single good reasons for her to giving updates.

>>111762599
uh i think explaining why she hasn't stream for so long is an enough reason. especially to her paypigs.

>>111762571
She doesn’t want to, if she tweet, anyone could read it

Goob morning outpost buds.

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>>111763498
Goobmorning

Keep an eye on her trademarks on June 23. The status will change depending on what the law firm does. Best case they file the SOU by that date but if they don't do that it will change to Abandoned. They could also request an extension or try to revive it but missing the deadline would increase the changes of her abandoning the project