▼ Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website: https://phase-connect.comOfficial Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.comOfficial Twitter: https://x.com/PhaseConnect | https://x.com/PhaseConnectJPOfficial Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferencesOfficial Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchiveUnofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Lia】https://x.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou◆【Utatane Nasa】転寝ナサ (JP) https://x.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa◆【Hakushika Iori】白鹿いおり (JP + EN) https://x.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika◆【Fujikura Uruka】https://x.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka◆【Shisui Michiru】紫翠みちる (JP) https://x.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui◆【Tenma Maemi】https://x.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma◆【Pipkin Pippa】https://x.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kaneko Lumi】https://x.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi◆【Fuura Yuri】[Terminated] https://x.com/AmarisYuri | Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive◆【Dizzy Dokuro】https://x.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro◆【Jelly Hoshiumi】https://x.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi◆【Ember Amane】https://x.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane◆【Clio Aite】https://x.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite◆【MariMari_en】https://x.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en◆【Eepy Sleepy】https://x.com/EepySleepyCh | https://youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Remilia Nephys】https://x.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys◆【Chisaka Airi】https://x.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi◆【Amanogawa Shiina】https://x.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina◆【Himemiya Rie】https://x.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie◆【Erina Makina】https://x.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina◆【Komachi Panko】https://x.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Runie Ruse】https://x.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse◆【Eimi Isami】https://x.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami◆【Muu Muyu】https://x.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu◆【Hikanari Hina】https://x.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina◆【Saya Sairroxs】[Hort] https://x.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kannagi Loki】巫ロキ (JP) https://x.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki◆【Kokoromo Memory】[Phase Citizen] https://x.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory◆【Gram Pico】倉夢ぴこ (JP) https://x.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico◆【Ayase Yuu】絢世ユウ (JP) https://x.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_◆【Kaminari Clara】[Graduated] https://x.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Malice Evermore】https://x.com/MaliceEvermore | https://youtube.com/@maliceevermore | https://twitch.tv/maliceevermore◆【Nitya Nil】https://x.com/Nitya_Nil | https://youtube.com/@Nitya_Nil | https://twitch.tv/nitya_nil◆【Wilhelmina Frost】https://x.com/wilhelminafr0st | https://youtube.com/@wilhelminafrost | https://twitch.tv/wilhelminafrost◆【Bibi Biscuit】https://x.com/BibiBiscuitCh | https://youtube.com/@bibibiscuitch | https://twitch.tv/bibibiscuitch◆【Anya Nyabyss】https://x.com/AnyaNyabyss | https://youtube.com/@AnyaNyabyss | https://twitch.tv/anyanyabyss◆【Sinon Sinfonia】https://x.com/SinonSinfonia | https://youtube.com/@SinonSinfonia | https://twitch.tv/sinonsinfoniaPrevious Thread: >>111734582
>>111737758are you a fucking retard to bake this early?
>>111737900same reply count as the other before last but didn't see you complain then :)
>>111737917 it was a rhetorical question. you know you are
>>111737952be consistent first
if you bake you link right awayotherwise you are a nigger
Is sleep the next Clara for Airi?
faggot baker is probably the guy who constantly defended proctor's post during the jelly meltdown by saying what he posted was internally consistent even if no one agreed with its content
>>111738239>anonymous guy i dont know is probably definitely this other guy I hate and probably rapes old people and children but doesnt touch middle age men and women. All while plotting to destroy jelly hoshiumi.
malice posted nipple on her schedule
>>111738239I mean.. was it internally consistent? I don't pay attention to screenshots from self-confessed clinically insane incels; but you generally can't fault someone for pausing a moment to commend such a creature for a brief period of lucidity
>>111738623No way
I don't think it's possible for Koreans to have a boyfriend.
>>111737963in calling you a retard. that is just a response to what you are. you must get it all the time. >>111738109this. you are just sitting on this shit for almost an hour before it picks up.
I Lo<3 UAP
>>111738153The Saga gen was created to replace Clara that's why Pippa was saying to not talk about the "great replacement" and girls being 2.0 version in Phase
Which of the girls would be cool with you fucking other girls so long as she knew (somehow, just assume she knows) that you only love her?
>>111738478I see you've also been to /lemon/ before
>>111738796go back to your containment thread right fucking now
>>111738795Dizzy
>>111738795lumi
>>111738796>>111738802You two should fuck. Like right now.
>>111738818Black eyes are how she knows you care.>>111738810>>111738817I think I understand why they get along so well. They'd make a good tag team too if you think about it. One perfectly passive, the other so actively eager to please..
I would like to have 90 minutes with hime iykwim ( •̀ ω •́ )
>>111738239no clue what you're talking about schizo cucknight
I would like to have 90 seconds with hime iykwim ( •̀ ω •́ )
>>111738863Bitch better earn her collar.
Just realised that Bibi did the Japanese thing where they stick random English words in a Japanese song because it's cool but in reverse.I now realise they're so real for that
>>111738855Lumi has said these things over the years.>Don't watch other vtubers>Don't tell me you watch other vtubers>You can watch my vtuber friends but don't tell me>You can tell me you're watching my vtuber friends>I love it when you watch my vtuber friends please watch them and tell me you watch themShe became the cuckqueen.
>4 girls mentioned in the threadSomeone say something about Lia and we have the perfect stable of sister wives ready to go.
>>111738908Absolutely hilarious how you think you're not the one in the chair, she stopped giving a fuck because she got a boyfriend.
>>111738929but vtubers are not your gf
>>111738929>you think you're not the one in the chairAre you a mind reader? I think you're picking up on the mindwaves of another subhuman possibly yourself.
>>111738908I am of the opinion that demeaning acts of humilating submission ought to make a woman feel a safer, securer attachment. Where to hit is every bit as important as how hard to hit. Does tormenting Lumi this way count as as the derealization "lumi isnt here" type of counterproductive fun, or as the healthy, very present, and intensely desperate kind of fun?
>>111737900>>111737952I'm just gonna continue until you fags are consistent, yesterday it was peaceful at page 9/10 bakes I respected that but then some fag baked bags 7 or even at 6/5 and there wasn 0 complaints so until you're consistent about it then it will continue.Basically>bake page 9/10 and I will do the same>bake page 5-7 and I will do the same
>>111738910I hate Lia for not telling me that FFXIV becomes FFXIV again in 7.4 after years of it being some deviant art tier fanfiction of some delusional writer's self insert journeying with Meteort. Believer that Wuk Lamat should have died on the trip to Eorzea and Koana should have picked us up instead, hell I'd rather have supported Bakool Ja Ja over the literal retard we had to babysit
>>111738980Kek schizobaker is mad
>>111738940Kek
>>111738938bibi should be my gf
>>111738980 I just did it so the threads wouldn't be vandalized its not that big of a deal if its a bit early
>bake late, link lategood>bake early, link earlybad>bu-bu-but it's not me who is linking itfucking kill yourself
British Male American Female
>>111738985I feel like you have began to initiate me in the higher mysteries of autistic girl sex magic. Please wise one, tell me what these words mean that I may use them wisely when the time comes.
>>111739010*British Male African Female
>>111739008>>111738998>>111738980>>111737917>>111737963Bruh none of you are the baker I'm the one who baked it wtf is this schizo shit...?
>>111738996It's so sweet when a puppy just wants to be a good girl.
>>111738998>>111739008Schizo bakers mad and pretending to be me because hne doesnt control the thread KEK
Saya antis will never win
>>111739023Hi Goro, how are you today?
can you guys stop arguing about the op thats what ruins every threads not the early bake
Hime is most likely getting backshots right now
>>111739008>t. Schizo linking threads early
Half the thread is engaged in a wholesome discussion of how the girl's mind, bodies, and souls can attain nirvanah through anon's penis.The other half are looping autistic thread meta.You would be surprised which of these thinks the thread benefits from their presence.
>>111739068Lumi isn't even streaming right now
has mari stopped taking sedatives and started being funny again?or should I not bother
>>111739060Ohhh butt sex, in the ass, butt sex, she's cumming so fast, on butt sex, how long can you last..?
>>111739068Why would we allow vandalized threads? Are you the schizo?
>>111739068he thinks he owns the threads KEK
>>111739074Would you rather disappear back into the schrodinger's torpor of possiblity between my visits?
>>111739075Anon said she was funny a couple days ago in a collab. Idk I didn't like her before she joined so I never tried watching her after her debutI've still bought some Mari merch though
>>111739105>>111739109I'm sure your ancestors are looking down from heaven with pride.
>>111739115yes
>>111739127For fighting off the saya antis who want to vandalize? Yes
yuu is old as fuck
kana lost
>>111739146She didn't schizobaker.
>>111739134Saya should be anti'd, she streamed less in phase then immediately after and following her graduation, and she literally admitting to fucking her dog.
Why is Saya even in the OP when everyone hates her here anyway
>>111739127nta but my ancestors probably curse me and yell slurs at me for watching vtubers when I could literally call one of twenty plus numbers on my phone and hook up with them whenever I want but don't because I don't want them to get the wrong idea and think I like them
>>111739128tbf, so would I.
>>111739167I love Sayat. Kana's biggest hater
>>111739169Nigga if that were true there's no way you would be inept enough to fumble things that bad. Go forth and fuck.
>>111739167its tsunx who originally got builled out of pcg and made their own pcg split they like her. 8 failed them and they have even lower numbers so they want to recombine and control the op we just need nasa to spam her favorite word and they'll leave again.
We should officially add Kana and Kiba to the OP and leave a free space for nuClara or are you all souless corpo shills?
>>111739167Saya cute.
>>111739183I get itMoonjelly should be beheaded and everyone who shilled her is a pathetic cuck simpJelly hoshiumi is the best most purest and literally my wife
>>111739198clara shouldnt be in the op we voted on it and nobody wanted her
>>111739185what the? You are actually good anon
>>111739134>>111739152>>111739183>>111739200KEK schizo baker samefagging all over the place again
>>111739232I'm gonna continue baking early to beat the saya antis then. We stopped using hort just accept that you lost.
>>111739232You lost KEK phase citizens won
>>111739222Lemon schizo isn't that bad when you get to know him.
the tags are retardedfired and graduated talents should be removedif some fag wants to dig up graduated girls that is their own problemsimple as
>>111739278Kys
>>111739275>>111739222>>111739185>>111739169You really need to stop replying to yourself like this
>>111739294Uh oh saya anti melty you lost just accept that and stop coping
maybe we just remove the links and just link the phase main site?who fucking cares
end this endless loop hime...
>>111739283Lumi could save us from the baker wars but chooses not to
>>111739286I am sorry little anon, spoonfeeding is bad. I do not care if you have feelings about some graduated whore
Still thinking about this Succubus
>>111739078It's okay Jelly, you won't be constipated forever, just eat some fibers
>>111739333Boring nepo hire. Should be removed from the OP.
>>111739327kys schizobaker
>>111739339boring post
>>111739349Schizo baker is so easy to bait KEK.
>>111739341the schizobaker is the one that started this whole bullshit over his precious little unfunny tags. The reason we have this retarded thread wars, you fucking ape.I am the opposite, I think no one even looks through the dogshit links much less your reddit [hort] [knotted] or whatever the fuck else joke. You are not funny, you are not the class clown, you are just an annoying faggot.Remove tags, tags hate.
hime is alive!
>>111739375bummer
>>111739374maybe >>111660160 will actually care
>>111739398
>>111739410hime earned her rape tonight
>>111739374Yeah I'm talking about the hort schizo (probably you falseflagging again). We don't accept antis just accept that you lost schizobaker
>>111739339girls with big tits are angles and should be adored and not insulted
>>111739410>angle mines her hips, tits, thighs to the max>still looks like a middle school boyis this why these bitches hide behind anime?
dizzy should provide daycare service for young children at phasecon
>>111739460yeah me
>>111739457what kind of middle school boys do you see...
>>111739434I am not the schizobaker and I also hate faggots like you that think this thread is your little teenage drama with recurring characters. You are not smart or insightful enough to identify false flagging, you are just a lonely loser trying to grasp any semblance of social structure. Shut the fuck up.
>>111739457>see hot woman>immediately think about middle school boysI don't know how to tell you this...
>>111739488Lumi doesn't read your thread, you know
>>111739490>hot womanwhere?I see an estrogen deficient A cup hiplet with stick thighs
>>111739488Yeah I knew it was you, just stop coping and accept that her tag is Phase Citizen now.
>>111739508I pick hime
>>111739410Hime would give a mean cowgirl
>>111739508ok anonis this a woman or a middle school boy
>>111739540look mannishprobably should've visited an endocrinologist in her tweens, as she has no breastsvery tragic how many women are not properly developed nowadays
>>111739552I will make hime a mother
>>111739555ok femanonit's time for bedI will tuck you in
Ohhh wait I get it they chose makina for her name cause its based off the Latin term for machine cause she's a cyborg and its also a Japanese name so it fits the vtuber aesthetic and its a reference to her lore ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>111739592no
>>111739592
>>111739592bro you just realize that now?
https://litter.catbox.moe/a2qb9d6okru8orhk.png
>>111739588oh its the bibi avatarfag thats why someone is pretending to be me
>>111739634me on the left
mind blowing discoveries on /pcg/Ruse - she likes to ruseHime because she's a princessNephys - she's a nephilim (a demon)Hakushika - she's a deerMuu sounds like "Moo" and cows say mooEepy she's sleepyUruka - "Ursus" is Latin for bear
>>111739681yeah right, next you'll be telling me that sinfonia is because sinon commits sins and sings
>>111739711more like the historical sinon that convinced troy to let the horse in and a siren that sings
>>111739729is this how malice tells me to goon to her?
>>111739729This is the ideal female body type btw
>>111739681idk seems like some schizo babble to me
>>111739729chat is this real
>>111739751looks like a middle school boy
malice mommy joi when
I think PANKO MANKO might be related to Panko but I just can't prove it yet...
>>111739754isreal
I deserve to be loved
>>111739729Malice's nips are bigger than my cock, h-hot
https://x.com/pipkinpippa/status/2053287619669446755be prepared for sickness hort
>>111739410I need every single one of these motions repeated but on my dick
>>111739790I hope you find someone anon
>>111739759Unironically a lot of middle school boys nowadays have gyno
>>111739848Vtubing was made to stream sick high on cough syrup, no excuses get back to work Pipper *cracks whip*
>>111739790What did you do to deserve it
>can't play minecraft while listening to vods because jeets made the website randomly decide to hog all available memoryUhh, thanks, Rajesh
>>111739848Is there a con or some sort of show coming up
>>111739911uninstall jeetfox and get a real browser
>>111739933Im not using br*ve
I want to cuddle Sleepy, Sinon, Lisa and Ea while they wear confy pjamas and take yutns giving me blowjobs
lia knows about your micro penis
>>111739952yeah I gave it to her last night
>>111739950>Ea
phase has too many christmas songs
>>111740007sports get in the game
Someone should tell Hime that Christmas song outside of Christmas is a NOExcept Feliz Navidad.
>>111740012christian company
>>111740007I meant Eva, also add Nitty to that lust, and Lazu and Lemmy
>>111740025You should pick one wife and love her forever.
>>111740025Ana Valens nobody would ever want to touch your body
Pico cute. Life good.
>>111740040hime
I speak for the entirety of Phase Connect talents and fans when I say, trannies should be beat to death with tire irons
>>111740040Lisa
Jelly's ass status?
panko manko status?
>>111740040saw a skinny korean woman with her mom and fat D cups the other day so I have to pick airi.
>>111739949NTA but I finally gave up on retardfox a month ago and switched to brave, its not that bad
>>111740040hime is my wife
>>111740164no
>>111740040Airi has implied she doesn't believe in divorce
>>111739729fuck why are all the good shits behind paywall. like i get it im ranting but i do wish i can goon to whatever i want
>>111740165yes
>>111740166Airi has strong Christian values and asian math skills so she is an expert at multiplying
>>111740165hime wifehime life
>>111740172Specifically and intentionally to filter poors like you.
>>111740165alr our
How come EU hours on this general are always so miserable and mentally ill?
>>111740040shes my first and only oshi
>>111740201oh fk off
>>111740206it's when Americans wake up
Fighting for my life on the porcelain rn
>>111740221shiina...
https://x.com/xIvanRamirezx/status/2047878664533000641
>>111740221Erina...
>>111740221go back to lig
>>111740230giving malice my energy in white liquid form
>>111739410rape
Gonna need me a mothers day Runie stream so I have someone to call mommy today because my mother is gone.
>>111740270orc!?
>>111740283no she likes oak trees
>>111740230i want bibi art like thisgonna start working harder at drawing
>>111740220Yeah I'm sure Americans were schizobaking and /pol/posting at 5:30 AM American time
>>>/wsg/6144927>>>/wsg/6144934PFTF?
>>111740295peak schizo neet hours
>>111740289Bibi's tits aren't even half this size???
>>111740336i mean lewds
Panko's gonna come back when the minecraft arc is about to end.
>>111740206Lumi's audience has an unusually high number of Eastern Europeans
>>111740347she can just stay gone
hime rapecoin igps going through the roof rn
>>111739294Mongoloid
>>111740017Fuck you. I love Christmas.
>>111739502That's cool but you're talking to someone else, retard. I don't kick down
>>111740069This
>>111740206Honest question, what hours are good?
I just and Jelly and Shiina to sandwich my head between their asses. Is that really too much to ask for?
>>111740288Black washing should be a hate crime
>>111740300
>>111740348For what it's worth, the 8 jannies said that Moot is still right: Australians and East Europeans are the most badly behaved posters in the world, worse even that jeets and SEAschizos
>>111740462we love dark skin here in pcg
>>111740288I can see the vision, but triadic colors usually don't work for vtubers
>>111740489Thank you. We try.
>>111740500We don't like pocs here.
>>111740359ok femanon or faggot
>>111740532>>111740489If you ever wonder why nobody likes Gumis, this is why.
>>111740492give bibi her ears back
>>111740300https://files.catbox.moe/xxhpi7.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/d3g55u.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ake0e7.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/h1ro0b.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/mzrmiq.png
phase friend news
>>111740565I don't like being pigeon-holed into one fan base. I watch a number of the girls.
>>111740580
>>111740580thats cool and all but can you make some with a sensitive ojisan instead of some shota?
>>111740580Would Runie be down for MFF threesomes?
>>111740580now with dizzy please
>>111740580giwtwm I'd milk him dry
>>111740648
>past thread had some freakshow saying working out isn't going to fix youIgnore that dweeb and lift right now.
>>111740580Can you make it a built white guy with an above average wang so I can self insert
>>111740585i will not be manipulated my pink women
>>111740675You are not immune to pink woman propaganda.
>>111740288willy looks great with dark skin
>>111740662It's not going to fix as much as you think >>111693920
hime morning karaokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEReBfukV2Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEReBfukV2Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEReBfukV2U
>>111740778>no boobcamwhat's the point
>>111740778fleshwhore
>>111740833Her constipated face
The Legendary Knight who saved /pcg/
>>111740993Poo in the loo.
>>111740359why do you feel that way
I fell in love with a croc
>>111740764I'll be a 10 there so I can be a 10 in muyus heart
>>111741037Over-rated
>>111739196>its tsunx who originally got builled out of pcg and made their own pcg split they like herYou do know that /tsunx/ predates not just /pcg/ but Phase itself, right?
>>111740662Working out is the ultimate cope. If you lack a purpose in life, or you feel deeply insecure, you start working out. It's something anyone can do that requires no real skills or abilities, just pick some fucking weights up. But women mostly like you for your personality anyway, most people admiring your muscles will be men
>>111741100irrelevant point? why do I care? when we got dizzy and ember they kept sperging because they thought >we were mean and made a phase split thread for themselves. Nothing you said changes anything.
>>111741068the opposite actually
>>111740764What isn't it going to fix? What's even the point of that pic? The fatso slobs and holocaustos can all be built by exercise and dieting.
>>111741119t. most bitter crab in the bucket
>>111741127nta but I just can't get into a woman who is 2 years old than me.
>>111741131I have a girlfriend
>>111741149we love older women here
First words that come to mind when I watch Nitty is always, "damn what a pro."
>>111741175yeah but I prefer to be older
should our knight captain be dressed like this?
>>1117411289, 14, 6, are the same physiques2 and 8 are the same physiques3 and 13 are the same physiquesWhy does 9 mog 1? Because you're missing the forest for the trees
>>111741185Same, no way she isn't a pro at giving tailjobs
>>111741119>If you lack a purpose in life, or you feel deeply insecure, you start working out.So what? It's better to be jacked and sad then sad and jacking it.>It's something anyone can do that requires no real skills or abilities, just pick some fucking weights up.And if someone can't even be bothered to do that then they really are fucked.>But women mostly like you for your personality anywayBro your mom lied to you. Seriously though, personality is obviously super important but why does it have to be either or? There's a bunch of fat guys who are funny and are great to talk to but that wouldn't disappear if they put away the pizzas every now and then and did some overheads.>most people admiring your muscles will be menMost people admiring your car will also be men, should you drive some beat up old Toyota so that doesn't happen? Also old women groping me is a personal goal of mine.
>>111741224it is way too fat for tailjobs
Indians are people too
>>111741232It doesn't have to be either orWorking out isn't bad, it's the people who think it will fix their life (which is 80% of people who work out)
>>111741185That's funny. I always think about fucking her from behind while wrapping my arms around her fat fucking tail
>>111741218It's for raising willager morale. Those fucked up willagers really like magical girls apparently
I'm her pretty little baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fzkL7Lz8rA...
>>111740288Muyu canonically looks like this
>>111741262>roommate postingYou're not slick Bibi, no one here is going to marry you. You'll remain a christmas cake until your eggs expire
>>111741220Clear difference between 9 and 14 in bodyfat, though both are great.>6Lmao2 needs to lose fat and 8 needs to gain muscle3 and 13 are both good as well>9 and 1 mogDifferent tastes, if you want goth girls then go 9 and if you want milfs or farm girls then go 1There is no universal physique to get every girl.
>>111741232>that wouldn't disappear if they put away the pizzas every now and then and did some overheads.Someone's inherent funniness can be explained by a mismatch between looks and confidence. Anyone who's overly confident while being plain is going to be way funnier than someone physically attractive. There's lots of cases where someone's comedic schtick disappears immediately when they become even vaguely attractive or put together because it comes off as arrogance.
>>111741262I'LL MARRY YOU BIBI
>>111741262be my bibi wife
>>111741185it's fat fucking tail for me
>>111741303>There is no universal physique to get every girl.Yes there is, it's called having wide shoulders, narrow hips, and good muscle insertions. And none of those are going to fix your face harmony
>>111741262
>>111741303>>111741353Imagine thinking women choose men based on their physique
>>111741127WHAT THE FUCK IS A PLING PLONG
>>111741250Depends on where they are starting honestly, if they are relatively regular physically then I doubt it would do much unless they went crazy with it but there are a lot of men out there who would do much better in life if they were either a lean machine or a jacked dudebro. Generalisations tend to miss the mark but working out is something every man should do, to different intensities.>>111741310That's fair, it's definitely a trade off in some cases like Ethan Suplee but I would argue that being the butt of the joke because of your looks isn't something you should cling to.
>>111741369They select for genetics same as anyone else
>>111741374It's like you don't even love her
my oshi picks men for their character and not their looks
>>111741380The majority of men working out are doing it because they're insecure and it won't actually help them get women in a significant way
>>111741398hina is gone
>>111741381They select based on vibes
>>111741398my 7 inch white penor is a character trait
Does Shiina masturbate often?
>>111741353That would give the best success rate but that does not automatically get you everyone, there WILL be some girl who wants wide hipped barrel man just as there WILL be some girl who wants a narrow bean stalk who happens to have great definition. The face can be rough but go low on body fat to see what you are working with. For the record, facial surgery and makeup is for fags.
>>111741430She seems way too uptight to do that
>>111741430with my peanor
>>111741441oh yeah she’s tight alright mwahahaha
>>111741380It's not even being the butt of a joke, Ethan Suplee is also a good example. Nothing changed for him except he gained a hobby basically this >>111741410
>>111741430she better not, masturbating her is my job
>>111741430only anally
>>111741410>The majority of men working out are doing it because they're insecure So what? Some guy working an extra hour at the office is insecure but he is still getting the pay, same for the some guy who goes above maintenance to get better shoulders. Is working out only acceptable to you if it's done by some Tibetan monk who's achieved CHIM?>it won't actually help them get women in a significant wayAgain, what are we working with? Some fat guy or just some regular joe? The fat man will absolutely do way better with muscle and a drop in fat.
>>111741460You don't need to be enlightened to not act out of insecurity
>>111741436>There will be some>There are exceptionsWhat's the difference between 12, 9, and 8? You're just saying the same thing as everyone else, it doesn't matter all that much
where is my mommy
>>111741452You have to admit, pretty good hobby.
>>111741262It's the girl she's living with. They aren't married because Japan doesn't have gay rights (yet)
BRING ME MORE WINE
I love Hime
>>111741483I just don't see the issue personally, though I do get what you are driving at. It could be a family man with a house and car or some teen slob with diabetes wanting pussy, both should be in the gym imo.>>111741486It matters what you look like of course but past a certain point nothing will change whether or not the girl you are talking to wants a guy with a bone structure you just don't have.
>>111741554Why "should" they be in the gym? Do you get a comission on gym memberships?Acting out of insecurity makes you pathetic and you're not making the best choices for your lifeImagine thinking girls choose guys based on bone structure. lmao
>anons itt unironically malding over /fit/Now this is woman behavior. There's a spread regarding which physiques women like best, but there's a 100% chance that women don't like men who are hystrionically jealous like other women are. Otherwise they'd just date women.
I love Lumi
Who unironically watches Anya?
>>111741549My hands typed this post
>>111741646She has at least one fan in here who tries to shill her, which just looks sad and embarassing
I fell in love with a whore
>>111741663
himegpt on the mic
why watch Anya when I already have a cat wife?
why did hime show off her slutty tight chinese body to us
I found out about Phase Connect a week ago. What does the name even mean? What does Phase Connect mean?
>>111741701for me specifically to goon to
>>111741646I caught her after a raod and she's definitely not my style, but I can understand the bratty girl appeal. Problem is that she's clearly not mentally healthy so she can't give her full effort into streams.
>>111741719>she's clearly not mentally healthywas she ever?
>>111741657our hands
Just found out about Runie. What a shame.
>>111741767You found out she's an alcoholic?
>>111741784No about her views. I guess there was more than just Clara and Rie like this.
>>111741554>nothing will change whether or not the girl you are talking to wants a guy with a bone structure you just don't have.Took you long enough
I think it was hot, his cock probably reaches all the way to her uterus
>>111741792what views?
>>111741792What?
>>111741792look at this poor chud uuukill yourself
>>111741792>>111741767This is terrible fucking doxbait anon
>>111741792>a woman's politicsIt's your fault for paying attention
>>111741804Some gamergate shit from 10 years ago. Very pro-Zoe Quinn.
>>111741884I think you have to be mentally ill to care about this
Himemom on stream
Do women taste sample their breast milk just like how we guys do it with our own semen?
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>>111741907idk how to tell you this but guys don't taste their own semen for fun
>>111741907
>>111741916It's not for fun. It's to check healthiness
>>111741884Have you considered that maybe it was an initial low information throwaway take or that her thinking has changed over the course of a decade?Even then, its so long ago and so silly I don't care.
>>111741918>>111741931maybe if you used your glasses you could read properly
>>111741907I doubt it but I've seen many women taste their own pussy juices after masturbating and say it's delicious. I wish I could taste it too.
>>111741916you dont speak for everyone
>>111741262big brain take: That's a new talent
Jizz drinking faggots sighted ITT
My dog lost her virginity...
There is nothing wrong with a bit of cum eating.
Drinking Anon's cum straight out of their dog's pussy
Perceive Her radiance.Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.Captivate those with Her light.Obey only Her brilliance.Aimen.
