MAP GODS are truly the most oppressed people on Earth.

>>111769487
dangerously based trvke

>>111769453
Isn't she groomed already by some discord dude?

>>111769453
That there are better candidates.

>>111769453
>video was watched for 13 seconds
>checks what happened around 13 seconds
>spanish, french
well damn

>>111769453
wasn't it because he said "she is learning basic japanese"? you need to know good japanese to get into a company like this after the last set of girls that didn't speak a lick of it

>>111769622
If they pass on everyone who can't speak moon then it's no wonder every new gen is shit, isn't this what managers are for anyway?

>>111769453
I'm the one who rejected her btw. She failed the vibe check.

>>111769453
Voice and accent are just a bad roll, nothing she can realistically fix. Her ability to speak 0 understandable languages isn’t funny enough to be an EN Hajime.

Breaking NDA to farm content is also the best way to be blacklisted from any proper company

i thought the japanese are big on paying respect and shit, its pretty shitty of them to not even watch 5 minutes of someone who put the work in. i dont know who she is but cover keeps grinding my gears man, its 100% corpo and 0% soul now

Just saying you failed the specific audition is proof enough she wasn't going to be a good fit.

>>111769774
trvke

>>111769749
>>111769774
you guys tongues must go all the way up yagoos intestinal system

>>111769774
>ERB
>Shiori

>>111769898
They're not good fits either

She already said she won't try again and released it because she thought it's sad for nobody to see it. She already tried multiple times and grew tired of it that's how life works, people move on, she will do well as a indie.

>>111769898
>mindbroken
nice

>>111769921
Didn't FWMC fail a bunch until they finally got in

>says she streams almost every day, is consistent and organized
i take it back you guys are right, she isnt a good fit for hololive

>>111769527
>Isn't she groomed already by some discord dude?
Real?

>>111769955
it was a friend of hers that convinced her to try a last time, so she wasn't going audition again anyways
she did her best in this video and is now moving on the same way mint did

>>111769979
rrat she has many antis because she banned all the groomers and retards
>>111769977
she took last week off because her grandmother died and tomorrow she has surgery

link?

>>111769453
buy an ad

>>111770068
https://youtu.be/lQR1w86vWgQ?si=1jkgIzFOHghCLWH5

>>111769846
not even a holofag but being unprofessional wont get her anywhere

>>111769622
No, every single Gen has multiple people who don't speak Japanese. There just aren't that many people kicking around that are both good streamers and can speak Japanese and English.

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>>111769999
I mean Mint instantly got another job before the next audition even popped up.

>>111770045
so shes not taking 3 months off because her family dog died or 2 weeks because tummy hurt?

>>111770114
>unprofessional
Other people released their auditions when giving up on Hololive. It's not being unprofessional, if you want to go that way, then many hololive girls are the worst at being professional. She's saying "I am not interested in trying again"

>>111769453
buy an ad, whore

>>111770271
nimiseethe

>>111770102
oof, she's trying TOO hard. I would've rejected her too.

>>111770210
she streamed last week even after the grandmother's death because she promised and has been pouting sincerely she can't stream for some dys after her surgery
look up her channel she has been streaming everyday for the last 4 months

>>111769453
>mumbling retard with an accent so thick it's hard to understand her
you want this in a company?

>>111770249
should i ever try to negotiate anything with her, knowing that she might try to take her womanly vengeance on me if the deal doesnt work out?

>>111770315
>>111770271
Awesome her antis found the thread, everyone pack up, incoming dox

>>111769921
>will do well
>over 200 uploads and no traction at all
>stream VOD views barely touch 10% of the sub count
I wish her the best but this is mercy kill territory

>>111770376
i watched her audition video where she is:
>mumbling
>sounds like a retard
>has an accent so thick i can barely understand her
i'm not an anti, i'm a realist

>>111770377
>she started streaming 5 months ago and averages 40 with 100 likes per stream, her tweets hit 100 likes everyday
share anyone without agency pl who can do this in 5 months

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>AU CLAN SPLEEK UNGLISH

>>111770406
>sounds like a retard
>>has an accent so thick i can barely understand her
And yet she is way more intelligent than you will ever be retard, try speaking 4 languages

I unironically have 15 failed applications over the span of like, years. Part of me wants to make them public for the lols since its kind of a waste otherwise
On the other hand what if I make them public and later Cover reopens applications and they're like you fucker
Decisions.

If a girl has so much baggage from groomers and yabs and whatnot that there's a risk of anyone "learning" about reasons not to hire her... then maybe she shouldn't be hired. Just saying.

>>111770296
already did so it worked out. game choice looks okay to me and if shes consitent then i have something to watch while working or doing other stuff. theres no one in hololive who fits the bill other than biboo but she streams too late for me

>>111769453
what makes her so special that you’re saying this

>>111770486
Being multilingual stops being impressive when you can't speak English during an English audition.

>>111770499
She already said she won't try again so I don't believe she cares

>>111770486
i know it's hard for you to understand since you're either a paki or an american, but every european will speak multiple languages. most of the time, they will never be perfect at all languages they speak. and it's alright. it doesn't speak anything about their intelligence.

>>111769453
>literally who vtuber broadcasts the fact that she got rejected by Cover and was too much of a quitter to keep trying
What's the point of doing this? Is it a humiliation ritual?

>>111770453
its great isnt it? i love vtuber/woman with accents, i watch an african, hungarian and norwegian one too

>>111770521
Fag who cares? Move on if you don't like her, other people will. I looked up her twitter and streams, she has many fans giving her support and she answers each of them. It's not about language, she tried, didn't get in, won't try again, and will keep loving her community, you are pitiful.

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>I CAN SPEAK MULTIPLE LANGUAGES
>extremely thick English accent, slurring many words
>I CAN STRAIN TO PITCH MY VOICE REALLY HIGH OR LOW
>I PLAY GAMES AND CAN DO BASIC VIDEO EDITING
>I WOULD ONE DAY LIKE MERCH
This is like putting "I work hard and will follow instructions" on a resume.

>watch this for inspiration
for an any% decline speedrun or what

>>111770631
>Move on if you don't like her
I'm just laughing at the audition. You're the one thinking I'm out to harass her or some shit, ready to defend her with your life. I don't even know who she is.

she raped a lot of anons mothers ITT huh

>>111770586
>>111770635
she 100% doesn't care about being judged, in the end she does whatever she finds fun.

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>>111770102
Nothing in this video makes her stand out besides her accent which I'll admit is kind of cute.

>Only positive/pakistani defense force posts are by OP
grim

>>111770708
>she 100% doesn't care about being judged
Good? Am I not allowed to critique the audition?

>>111770601
We -are- missing some French accent, too be onnest vi vi.

>>111770725
if you knew the auditions that hololive gets everyday..

literally who

>>111770315
Raors is in and she's borderline unintelligible.

>>111770786
i think i prefer raora's because her voice isn't that of a squeaky toy's

>>111770708
>she 100% doesn't care about being judged
Is that why she applied to Cover so they could literally judge her?
>in the end she does whatever she finds fun
I'm starting to understand why they rejected her.

>>111770756
Anon you forgot the fags answering you are looking for drama. Zynoa knew the audition is embarassing and said it herself but she still wanted to release it. She said it herself that she wanted to release it because even if it's not the best audition, she worked hard on it and 15 seconds made her sad.

>>111769846
>>111770486
>>111770631
>>111770695
>>111770708
>she supposedly moved on
meanwhile you're unreasonably defensive

Isn't it good she realised she's not good enough? She said on twitter she won't waste time on auditions anymore and instead spend that time to create content with her community.

>>111770871
>Isn't it good she realised she's not good enough?
No. You're supposed to screech at people making fun of her audition that she posted on purpose.

>>111770824
>embarrassed by her own audition
>knew it wasn't very good
>sent it to Cover anyway
>"but I worked hard on it why did they reject me"
Holy fucking red flag

>>111770871
Sometimes, all you can do is just let go. I think it’s for the best of both parties involved, actually.

>>111770102
>cute editing
That voice though. I'm so sorry for shitting on Kobo.

>>111770929
i love 4chan people believes anything they see

>>111770977
What exactly isn’t being seen there?

>check her Twitter
It seems more like Cover was the straw that broke the camel's back and she's completely disillusioned

How many corporations did she audition for?

>>111771038
people saying she said this and that and people will believe it

>>111770977
I'm not watching the video. I'm never watching a single second of her. But it's crystal clear from this thread that she's too mentally unstable for Hololive.

>>111770708
>she 100% doesn't care about being judged
Is that why she did an audition video? Are you stupid?

>Anti thread

>white knight post

>>111770759
yeah, sarui isnt cutting it and shes a bitch

>>111771216
>>111771255
>both

>>111769453
the video editing is impressive, but that is it. There was nothing remotely interesting about her. she is cute but her accent is bad, her voice is awkward, the way she speaks is not holomaterial. Her jokes were old stale once that have been around for years. there wasn't anything innovative or special about her. Her numbers are not high enough for holo to consider her. She is out there auditioning without having anything to offer them to pick her over any other creator. She isn't niji material even. her best bet of getting in anywhere would be a literal who company just starting and even then, there would be more impressive people auditioning.

i dont get why the voice, i checked her older streams with the ?demon model and it was fine then

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>>111770102
>entire bit is based around YAGOO BEST girl
What year is it?

>>111770438
marmilaze she isn't even streaming yet

>>111771216
She doesn't have any antis. Nobody's ever fucking heard of her before.

> i’m confused here. she never claimed to be insanely talented or said she was guaranteed for hololive or anything like that. all she said was that she’s giving up on agency auditions and that she was sad because she put a lot of work into her audition. why are people bashing her over that? if she spent a whole month working on it, of course she’d feel disappointed. even her video description makes that pretty clear

>>111771363
/uoh/

>>111771415
Who are you quoting? I don't know where you came from but go back.

>>111771415
she was delusional enough to think it would get her in because she worked on it for a month. that's insanity. cover occasionally looks at people sub 100k youtube or similarly impressive other platform for hololive (not necessarily vtuber persona) but sizes as small as her is so close to zero it wouldn't be incorrect to approximate it to a 0% chance. She should be thankful she got 13 seconds of view time when most get 0 views.

>>111770102
>one of her standout skills is that she does pixel art for fun
>none utilized for the Mario parody going on for the entire video
???

>>111771517
>she was delusional enough to think it would get her in because she worked on it for a month
I love misinformation.

>>111771610
>misinformation
Please take this opportunity to clear up any and all misunderstandings. The floor is yours, anon.

>>111770102
I wonder if this is what it's like to listen to Hajime for the japnigs. If it is, I wonder why they let her in at all.

>>111769846
>>111771335
>>111770249
>>111770786
NIJISEETHE
>>111770315
>>111769977
It's just reality. Not everyone can be idol material. The ones who do make it are like manifestations of everyone's hopes and dreams and why we love to support them.
>>111770499
Everyone fails once in a while, but after bombing the 2nd or 3rd time you might want to consider retaining a hiring coach. I used to sysadmin for one such company and they had really good success rates. They can even refer you to a speech and body language trainer too. These are skills you'll keep for life. Also, are you using Claude to look over your CV and any written material?

>>111771710
>NIJISEETHE
What? The meme is old.

>>111771363
She literally got doxxed like 2 weeks ago

>SHE'S NOT BOTHERED
>repeated posts about how she'll start acting happy and be positive even before her grandma died
lmao, okay. totally not coping.

>>111771754
Did anyone care?

I don’t know her, but am I the only one who feels like OP made this with the clear intention of getting her bullied? Even the so-called white knighting feels double-edged and seems to encourage mockery

>>111769977
sometimes streaming too much is a bad thing. not because of a lack of consistency but because it can make it hard for loyal fans to keep up and then you will sometimes see a decrease in viewership because of it. being too available = bad sometimes type of thing

>>111771710
No I just winged my applications since you're limited to 5 minutes. Outside of your voice and random bullshit you put into the video they really can't learn anything about you.
First one was just hey im anon I want to work with you, language skills qualifications etc
3 were karaoke songs I made just for it
5 were continuation of memes I made so if it was the same viewer there was a cohesive story
Two or three was truly 'random bullshit go'
A coach sounds like a great idea. My big problem is availability. Somehow I'm always busy.

>>111771754
>gets doxxed
>nobody notices
Being a literally who is its own kind of opsec I suppose

>>111771761
papanoa has cancer and had an attack a while back

>>111769453
I don't have anything personal against her. But she or someone on her behalf was astroturfing her pretty hard around here a few months ago, kinda soured me on even giving her a proper chance.

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>>111770102
Honestly pretty cute
Shame she's a half naked loli I would sub her otherwise

>>111771804
>OP made this with the clear intention of getting her bullied
Oh shut up. She put the video up herself. She's a grown woman and it wasn't even that bad.

>>111771804
Yes anon catalog threads are usually anti threads not really something new

>>111771838
3 karaoke songs that you made? as in you created the instrumental? Are you a talented singer? How long did you play each track for?

>>111771857
/uoh/, she really has an anti who hates her and has been spamming positive negative to make people annoyed at her

>>111769453
>literal who
>ID tier English
I guess it's a loss if she was applying to be another ID.

>>111771866
>She's a grown woman
Anon, I hate to break this to you, but grown women make a lot of mistakes

>>111771902
>she really has an anti who hates her and has been spamming positive negative to make people annoyed at her
I don't know what's dumber: that or the anons from her Discord rushing to defend her from said autist. Nobody knows who she is.

>>111771804
I came across a catalog thread about her a week or so ago and from what some anons from /uoh/ said she's currently being attacked by some other /here/ cunny chuuba.

>>111771866
>She's a grown woman
looked up the archives she looks young ngl

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>>111771934
And pointing them out isn't bullying.

>>111771705
The thing about Hajime is that you can still tell if it’s a native speaker even if they have a speech impediment or a heavy regional accent.

>>111771884
They were parodies without instrumentals since I didn't want YouTube pissing on my parade.
One was a hololive parody of Stacy's Mom Has Got it Going on etc
One was a karaoke of LFG's Slaughter Your World
I think the last one was 'You can't fight the Homestuck' but I might have recorded that one for someone else.
Five minutes each, they were the application
>Are you a talented singer?
lol no

>watch video
>cringe
>can't say anything or I'll be labeled some thread-specific boogieman

>>111771949
Yes, and it happens, even when he is streaming. She says hello from time to time, and the anti dropped to dox her again that day, all the messages from the anti were deleted by janny but hers stayed, it convinced me it's not her

>>111771959
Then that just means its a learning experience for her as she enters her prime.

>>111771415
kys tourist

>>111772020
then you do not need 3 karaokes to be featured into an audition video. it is ok to use an instrumental unless it is one that gets blocked by the countries where HQ is from. it is unlisted, nobody else will see it. so it doesn't matter as long as THEY can see it. Choose one karaoke from a stream that 1. shows your comfortable doing karaoke despite being a bad singer 2. shows your audience being excited about it/being interactive that is maybe 10-15 seconds at most. You aren't offering yourself up as a singing talent, so there is no need to give them an excess of bad singing because that is more reason for them to exit.

>>111771733
>meme
least obvious SEAster

>>111772096
You're just flinging shit at this point.

>>111771959
>look in the archives
>posts photos of herself in her Discord
>this is somehow on antis

>>111772094
I'll take note, thank you. Now I just need them to re open auditions.

>>111772147
>believes anon
she posted her cat and a childhood photo with a dolphin

>>111771754
post #? im curious if she's kyoot

>>111772192
So she doxxed herself then?

>>111772192
>childhood photo
Why the fuck would anyone do that on Discord?

>>111772208
Idk she wasn't angry because of the dox but because the doxer called her irl pedobait as in not the model but flesh

>>111771838
That sounds promising to me, keep at it.

>>111772175
you can 100% take inspiration from the OP's audition but just make sure that you have something unique and good to offer them. if you aren't "unique" in your talents you need to be able to convince them why you're a better choice over others. make sure you spend time on info/stats + talents + clips.. Scripting out your audition will be better than just winging it too. you need to show them the effort you can offer them through the video as well. and NEVER go above the time limit. so if it is 5:00 then make your video 4:49 because youtube sometimes adds and extra second to the end of a video after uploading.

>>111771824
I'd much rather have too available than never really around. Having 10 hours a week of content on average for your channel for a year should be the bare minimum.

>>111772424
which should be easy to hit in 3-4 streams.

She streams for passion and love for streaming, it's the same than asking artists to stop drawing.

>>111772424
>surpass that on your saturday stream by itself
Hmm

>Hololive
Wait, why? She should just go indie and stay away from that fire.

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>>111770102
What is it about super ESL vtubers that makes them so charming?

>>111770102
>another French rat with horrid English and no actual talent besides uWu I can pretend to sound cute
Fucking Riri was bad enough

are we really upset because a chuuba loves streaming?

>>111772553
>She should just go indie
She's BEEN indie and finally gave up auditioning (reality check)

>>111769955
Supposedly, no idea how much was legit and how much was not being prepared for twins

>>111772572
>no actual talent
okay we get it go back to stream chuuba

>>111772578
It's 4chan bro, they don't know what they want.

>>111772578
This place has become anti-streaming ever since the Holo EN talent started really cutting down their stream times. Now it doesn't matter at all.

>>111769453
Who? No seriously who?

>>111772629
>I can and edit videos
Wow, so can most indies because they don't have clippers. Go lick a snail.

>>111772578
>crappy audition
>lol it sucked
>ARE WE JUST SHITTING ON STREAMING NOW?????
why can't her fanbase be subtle

>>111772691
89% of auditions are done this way i am surprised by your hostility

>>111769453
>She herself admits her audition sucked.
>OP goes "Cover fucked up"
>Continues being a bitch through the entire thread
I am not even a corpofag but you guys really are disingenious.

>>111772712
You're being too obvious with the samefagging..

>>111772758
>89% of auditions are done this way
This one got a thread. I'm sorry for being hostile in the dedicated thread.

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>>111770102
>506 views
How hard did you dig to even find this person, OP?

>>111772784
This thread feels very samefagged. Like the amount of engagement and how strongly both the negative and positive posts feel about her, seems way too much for a 2view.

>>111772818
>I'm sorry for being hostile in the dedicated thread.
>thread in a forum known for having rabbid corpofags

>>111772766
it is just OP and indiefags seething from something that happens in any company when it is recruiting time, not just the entertainment industry.

>>111772871
>>111772872
/uoh/

>>111772890
the only one who will suffer is the chuuba so who cares

This seems on par with most of the shitty Hololive auditions. I guess it stands out a bit because of her voice, but not really.

>>111772890
Which makes me wonder if OP actually has a job in a company. No one would get angry over this if they actually went through auditions for any job.

>>111770708
I'll interpret this as permission to judge her then.

>>111770635
>"I work hard and will follow instructions" on a resume.
Biboo is probably the only remaining EN member that streams consistently, having another girl that does her job would be great for the branch. I'm glad the coal burning rat got rejected though, she can defend niggers in niji.

Genuinely can't tell if her voice sounds like that normally or if she is trying to put on a baby voice because shes a loli. I have a hard time understanding how an adult can be that awful at pronouncing basic English words.

Do we have an example of a successful Hololive pitch video?

>>111773730
Have any Holos ever shown them? Are they allowed to?

>>111769453
not gonna check it out without a link. kill yourself

>>111769453
I like her. She's nice

buy an ad kek

her posting this proves that cover dodged dead weight

>>111770102
no offense to her but we already have our token ESL broken english chuuba.

>>111774138
But enough about Fuwamoco.

Her audition isn't bad, but there's nothing that really stands out. The jokes are pretty stale too.
Cute but not enough.

>>111769622
Most girls aren't even N5 at the time of debut

>>111769453
Who?

>>111774163
they might sound retarded but they speak fluent english

>>111772572
She's Spanish-Portuguese

>>111770102
Cute but too much ESL for me.

>>111774163
Blud is mind broken KEK.

kek not a single shill even trying to post clip or even soundpost, good vtuber you got there

>>111774395
No one is trying to shill her here we're talking about Cover rejecting her

>>111770635
The follow instructions part is such a rare trait in most EN hires ironically

>>111774497
I really think she dodged a bullet there.

>>111774537
Pfft, burn.

>>111769579
kek based Yagoo.

>>111769453
She should apply to the HoloPagPag first. That is their new audition from now on.

>>111774497
Which is a non issue from what I see. If no one in this thread is shilling for her then no company will do.

>>111770102
Whore-coded (I'm the Rainbolt of whores), felt like tapping out at 11s but made it to 14s. Also she sounds like Kobo.

I'm sure pedoconnect would love another child to fawn over

>>111770102
>says she can speak in a really high pitched
>clearly straining voice
>says she can speak in a really low voice
>could not be any more obvious it's her real voice
>distinct, genuinely clear and pleasant to listen to
>but no I have to be a totally legit loli uguu
A legitimate shame.

>>111770102
Her voice is really not suited for vtubing, at least on English speaking platforms.

>>111775402
the lower voice is sex fuck the retarded notion that all vtubers have to be shrill japanese girls when they're not japanese

>>111769999
>nobody checking these quads
sad

>>111774497
>No one is trying to shill her here
This is a blatant shill thread for her.

>>111773764
no, if there were it wouldve break the NDA even after you have been graduated

>>111775454
You would think they would have picked up on it with the type of voices we're seeing from newer Vtubers. Or the ones that had to change away from the higher pitch.

i couldn't watch more than 20 seconds of it.
damn, that's bad.

>>111774497
>No one is trying to shill her here
The literal entire premise of this thread is implying that Cover made some sort of massive fuck up by not hiring her
That's like, the definition of shilling lmao

>>111776105
The thread was made by her anti so anon come to in mass mock the girl

>>111769622
each new EN gen speaks less and less japanese
myth - 3 jap speakers, mori kiara ina
councilrys - 3 jap speakers, irys bae sana
advent - 2 jap speakers, fuwawa, mococo
justice - 0 jap speakers

>>111769453
Is this her first time auditioning after which she gave up? Didn't many Holos talk about having to audition 3-6 times before getting hired?

>>111769453
She is boring as fuck
Her voice is ugly

>>111770102
I don't know what nationality she is, indonesia maybe but her voice is more grating than it is cute and she's extremely overconfident about her abilities. It's no wonder she got rejected.

>>111771705
Nah, Hajime's voice is actually cute... unlike this rat whose voice is just annoying. No wonders he got rejected.

>>111777615
Yeah, it's less about your specific talent, skills, and personality, and more about fitting the particular niche the company is looking for at the moment. That's why girls get rejected multiple times before finally getting accepted, and why giving up and burning the bridge like this is really dumb.

>>111769453
Fuckable rat holo when

>>111777146
Gen 5: -1 Jap speakers

>>111778289
And some of them even reflected and improved their pitch before being hired.

>>111779165
zynoa?