What drives a man to oshi a woman like this?
>>111795588I didn't know this. I'll probably forget by the next time I find myself needing to write a sentence in all caps for whatever reason.
>>111795624Are you a femanon
cute retards are cute, retard
>>111795588
>>111795633No.
>>111795624didnt know this either and I have never had the need to all caps on phone
>>111795588I'm glad I never gave these dumb retards a chance. GG is cool, though.
Sex with potatoes
Which one is the capital button? It just does it automatically for me
>>111795848Nijiseethe
>>111795588IRyS is the type who types on a computer keyboard by staring at it and using only their index fingers
>>111795588The fact that Irys is an 80 IQ retard just makes her hotter
IRyS may be borderline retarded, but that still puts her in the top 10% smartest vtubers.
>>111795588My wife alright
>>111796011lel
>>111796170That crab? Yep, it's me.
>>111795965GG is holo, dumb retard.
>>111795588I love sexy/cute retards
>>111795638Prove it by banging this guy >>111795624
>>111796443I’ll get the camera
>>111795588IRyS is actually retarded, it was never a joke, right?The grip must be insane
>>111795639tpbp/thread
My oshi is dumber
>>111795588Make no mistake, Irys is the hot kind of retarded. The desirable kind which increases her value as your wife. This is very different than "I think I'm smart but make catastrophic retarded desicions," which describes most other modern women.
>>111795588i oshi'd elfinpsyop for 7 months so i can't say shit
>>111795588Dumb women give me the ick
the modern system only rewards being smart when you're in school, and the reality is that with 6.0 gpas being given out for 'being a woman in STEM' simply being a smart guy is fucking worthless. Which has funny implications for our longterm ability to do simple shit like design a functional logistics and infrastructure system, but things will have collapsed by the time people realize software cannot build functional cities, so who cares lol.
>>111796793look in a mirror sometime sister
>>111796802adulthood is knowing IRyS is above average intelligence
>>111795588God her unique sheltered airhead type of dumb is so erotic. I don't think I've ever seen another woman pull it off so flawlessly.
>>111797301>I don't think I've ever seen another woman pull it off so flawlessly.
>>111797328Nah. You can explain 50% of her retard moments just because she is ESL.
>>111797328>>111797673>No Raora streams in Latin to know if she's a genius or dumb.Truly a cursed timeline.
>capital buttonotherwise known as Shift
>>111795588I didn't know this either. My excuse is that I don't write on phone.
I didn't know it but I'm also a guy who doesn't type on the phone hardly ever. Like the monthly text and the occasional song.
I only found out about this when I double tapped it by accident.
>manager you just know
>>111800835retard
>>111798127tbf, no one should. If you have to fucking write a decently detailed email using just a phone, then holy fuck learn to use a fucking keyboard as you're only making yourself look like a retard who only grew up with itoddler
>>111800835Yeah, I know it's her manager.
She exudes such a powerful feminine aura. She could be sub 80 IQ and I would treat her like a princess and plow her until I'm cumming dust
>>111795588pretty sure no one knows that
>>111795588only a dumb woman would fall for me
>>111795588thats my girl. retarded and adorable <3
>>111795588I struggle to even find the question mark symbol on my phone since I use it once a year.
>>111795588She's filthy rich, and dumb, and short, and horny
>>111795588She knows she's dumb and accepted it. Better than 99% of women who are dumb but believe they are smart
>>111795588a burning desire to be utterly based and correct unless they are a SEAfag IRyStoshart.
>>111795588haha what a silly cutie xdddit's not like you can google it and get an answer in 3 sec, wow, she's just such a silly goof xD, what a funny story to share, their lives are so crazy and unusual haha
>>111795588lol
>>111797301Enter
>iPhone user I'm not surprised...
>>111795588ewww
>>111795588qrd?
>>111820393>he wants the quick ReandownHaha, guess it's time to not hold back>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family>final student of a legendary swordsman>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers>wields a tachi and can teleport behind you>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad>awakens a new inner power to combat this alternate self, giving him heterochromia in the process>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing
gross
