Is Phase all pickme chuddy content?
>>111797527>hiding the time zoneYou'd only have to do this if you're SEA. Americans and Europeans wouldn't have to hide it. lmao
Do you people really have no long-term memory or are you so new that you already forgot the time they bashed Dustborn
>>111797567also this lmao
>>111797527'sup seething femanon
>>111797527You cannot even define what chud means.
>>111797527There are no niggers in it or any explicit references to their "culture", so it's good. If anything, it seems to imply that nogs ruined the post-90's cultural zeitgeist. Once again, this is just Phase proving that the're really fucking bad at this.
>>111797527the game is trash bro
>>111797527They have no original thoughts
>>111798147The game isn't about that at all because the only people who care about the 90's are white American millennials and it shows, they're too cowardly to tackle that topic. The lack of blacks is just a mirror of what American suburbia looked like at the time and is not indicative of any race-based political meaning.
>>111797527yeah, and I choose themt. chud
>>111797527Not all, Tenma and Nitya are fine
>>111797527yes
>>111798491"thought" is an overstatement, chuds have been conditioned by 4chan (and now X) to operate entirely out of vibes. movie game is popular -> popular media is liberal -> me no like. they might wait 10 minutes for a signal that a piece of media is actually anti-woke, but after that period it is automatically considered badthat's also why the phase girls don't even need to learn the chud lore: just broadcast the in-group signals and they will like you, no one really cares if you make a mistake because, if we are being honest, they understand that politics is more about people than about ideological orthodoxy, purity or consistency
>>111798764No, it's just that yuppie's shitty kids are the last one to the table everyone else has completely mined out 90s nostalgia
>>111797527>Saying that a boring movie game for retarded casuals is bad is a "chud" opinion nowYou just revealed yourself as a faggy tourist.
>>111798074Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
>>111798147>it seems to imply that nogs ruined the post-90's cultural zeitgeistJews did that tho
>>111797567At least his browser is in English...
>>111797527Stop seething femanon it's not attractive
>>111799372That's the jews tho
>>111797527Yes. Their fans will pretend it isn't though.
>>111797567Picrel and Panko are the only 2 worth watching from that mess.
>>111803004I like the croc girl too
>>111797527Yes
>>111803036I tried watching her, but the retarded rrrrrrrrs turned me off. Did she tone it down yet? Because, imo, the frequency of that shit was way over the top...
>>111797527calling mixtape trash is "pickme"?are you sure you don't just have terrible taste like the sheep you are?have you seen or played mixtape?tell me something good about it. digging through a racoon infested dumpster is a better time than this game.granted I didn't play it either because I'm not fucking retarded. but I did watch someone a guy play it because it is funny to laugh at and ridicule something that is put on a pedestal by reviewers despite being actual garbage.what is your excuse?you could call out phase for something real. but you didn't. falseflag or retard. pick one.
>>111803168oh yeah, if you hate on the rolling rs you are still gonna hate her, I just find most types of vocal quirks like that cute
>>111803239Fair enough. Just felt way too frequent for me personally. Maybe I'll try from time to time in bursts to see if it grows on me.
>>111797527I have culturewar fatigue
>>111797527>popular thing badwelcome to phase connect
>>111797527A woman is behind this thread.
>>111804361>Popular >Look inside >Game that everyone is dunking on for literally being less interactive then a visual novelHmmm
>>111798918Mmm yes that’s why chuds fucking hated top gun because it was popular
>>111803206Vtubers making fun of a shitty moviegame that plays itself is a little weird when david cage slop is generally considered high quality vtuber content.They're reacting to a game that plays itself and that's considered worthwhile content to consume but the game that plays itself is worthy of mockery?This whole situation is just people trying their best to find excuses to keep the culture war going, nobody believes anything they say anymore.>But IGN gave it a 10!Being surprised by a shit game reviewing well is just exposing one's own lack of taste. Bad games get good scores all the time. Good games get mediocre to bad scores too. That's industry standard for anyone who has developed their own taste beyond "I like current thing."Tired of low IQ niggers dictating internet discourse. Normalfags and failed normalfags need to go back to the real world and stop shitting up the internet.
>>111797527I played the game a few days ago, its fine
>>111797527>"make your own game instead of messing with ours!">they make their own game>people bitch anywaySour grapes
>>111804601It's easy to shit on something like Concord or Dustborn or Relooted because they were all obvious flops but Mixtape is doing actual numbers so you have to cope and say it's "astroturfed" or that "everyone is dunking on it" and of course the classic "it's just like a visual novel!" comparison for any game with more than a single paragraph of text because presumably you spend all your time playing loli catgirl sex simulators so that's the only genre you know.
>>111804527yes and her name is Dizzy Dokuro
>>111805306>Buzzword soupAnswer me this question. Can you fail the running section yes or no?
>>111805306>Doing numbersPost sales numbers than. Surely a game that's 'doing numbers' sold over a million in its first day right?
>>111804791IGN being happy with slop is one thing. Every single major and minor gaming journalist house at the same time giving them 10/10 isn’t a coincidence. It’s an industry plant that is using some Jewish billionaire bullshit to try to hypnotise the goycattle. Turns out the goycattle don’t like being hypnotised and in fact resent being treated like goycattle
>>111804755this is what I mean, these guys can't even read a 3 sentences paragraph before hitting the "me no like" button in their heads. top gun is a garbage movie for babies, and they liked it because it signals that it is anti-woke. much like how it doesn't matter that the phase girls are untalented
>>111805306>doing numbersWhat a weasely worded response. Define exactly what doing numbers means>>111805537
>>111805537That’s not the claim you made.You said popular = woke = me not like.Top Gun refuted this categorically because it was popular, but chuds loved it. Therefore popular != woke
>>111805587>they might wait 10 minutes for a signal that a piece of media is actually anti-wokeagain, you're too stupid to even parse my post, you have given up on using your brain
>>111805615Waiting for those sales numbers. Surely this game that is 'popular' and 'doing numbers' has already celebrated 1 million sales on the first day of release right?
>>111805670not the same person that made that pointI accept your concession on the point we were actually discussing: you have no ideas, you don't use your brain, you have become lazy because of /pol/, and now you only follow vibes instead of having actual thought processes
>>111797527I hope you at least are getting paid to shill on the catalog
https://litter.catbox.moe/ahzpam9xls5d3rxx.jpeg
>>111805753Swing and a miss since you believe I'm the one arguing about if this game is woke or not. I'm asking you because I know the other retard won't be coming back to answer my question so get on with it shill
>>111797527Looks like shit. I don't know why anyone would even look at a game like this. I'm going back to playing Shapez 2, a game for actual white people.
>>111805306>actual numbersDid it pass the peak concurrent player count of holovillage on Steam yet (3k players)?
>>111797527I mean yeah that's their brand
Phasers should play re:looted and steal reparations from wipipo
>>111809745nope 2.2k max
Well yeah, Clara left because Phasers called her gay and refused to talk to herHell wemi and Jelly fan claim that even talking to Clara would have got them killed because they are muslims
phasefags are named shit like aryanmaster1488 then you check their profile and they're from brazil
>>111810108TRVKE
>>111810316>t. aryanmaster1488
>>111797527i wish. phase never was "pickme chuddy" and if it was ever going to be, that timeline got snipped when the owner threw his talent under the bus to virtue signal to racist karens.
>>111797527>anon has to force himself to love Mixtape because a phase girl shat on it
>>111804791what's even wrong with making fun of this game? David Cage shit constantly gets mocked and it's part of the charm
>>111797527
>>111797527Clara fired lmao
>>111797527I wish
>>111797527Imagine pretending to defend Mixtape because you're that much of a (You)-addicted slut.
>>111797527I know nothing about this game and have no plan to play it because it really looks like something I wouldn't enjoy. However, the number of people I have seen seething over it and making dumb criticisms of it (It's a narrative-based game! You know, like tons of games are these days) greatly amuses me. Oh no, IGN gave a game that didn't deserve it a 10/10? How unusual. They've definitely never done that before. Time to freak the fuck out about game journalists like it's the 2010s. Why not just not play it? Why not just not read them?
>>111797527I think this is her only job, its how she pays rent.
>>111816043Getting paid to chudgrift is sooooo sad
>>111797567fpbp OP BTFO
>>111817568People gotta eat man and pay rent man, shes been a professional egirl for years ,cant really change careers now.
>>111798147Except that was the Jews
>>111798918We're voting Democrat + Trump failed, Rabbi
>>111803206It's just Holofags coping with Serendipity being at risk of being shitcanned due to low turnout
>>111810108You're Jewish
>>111797527Think you missed the memo anon literally both sides of the political spectrum are ragging on the game. The "chuds"(read most gamers) hate it because it's just a movie with no gameplay and horrible story, while the woke crowd hate it because it's a peak neo-lib nostalgia trip that literally ends with a message that police are good and reasonable.
>>111818308but the police are good for you. without them everywhere would end up nigger neighborhood? all they do is contain the majority of what they can. Any 10/10 by a game journalist deserves to be laughed at without general census of agreement too
>>111797527thats not even the chuddiest
knowing nothing about this game it just looks like life is strange without the time travel powers
>Dizzy shitting on a blatant political mouthpiece video games is somehow bad.Lol woman hands really did make this thread.
>>111797527dumpster diving on steam with dizzy is really fun. for some reason vtubers that are actually into games is very rare
>putting the /v/ back into /vt/Bless you OP.
only soulful people can entertain without resorting to dramabait
Pippa is too woke so we watch Jelly now
>>111821614LIS looked way more like a Telltale game than this does
>>111797527Just because the Phase talents like White guys doesn’t mean that they’re chuds
>>111810108Yes.
>>111823240When will /v/ accept Phase Connect?
>>111797527this game is actual legit dogshit just like Gone Home.
>>111829232Gone Home is not some brilliant masterpiece, but it's fine for a walking sim released in 2013. The problem is while it inspired some decent games like Firewatch and Virginia, it also inspired a generation of awful writers to make their own.
>>111829762>decent games like Firewatch and VirginiaAHAHAHAHA
>>111797527cockme chuddy content
>>111829799What's funny? It's not like I claimed they were peak like Death Stranding or Obra Dinn.
>>111829904>peak like Death Stranding AHAHAHAHAObra Dinn is great though, can't laugh at that.
>>111830007You don't have to laugh at any, sometimes people like different games, and that's cool.It's fine if you or anyone thinks my favorite games are dogshit. What's shallow is people performatively liking or disliking a game to fit in with other people.
>>111818308>both sides of the political spectrum are the niche retard online circles99 percent of the political spectrum knows nothing of the game or whatever gay controversy surrounds it
Hardly anyone on Earth fell for that "game". Hilarious to see trannies rush to defend that turd though
>>111797527It's edgy slop for inkwell brownoid jeetards like yourself.
>>111829904>death strandingthis game would flop without people pitying kojima
>>111803004I hate women so much it's unreal.
>>111832522most people who have played a video game in their life saw that IGN immediately gave it a 10, which is enough proof that it's shit
>>111832606Actually most people don't give a fuck about IGN and didn't see or care what score they gave.
>>111832606the overwhelming majority of gamers do not know or care what score IGN gives games actually, and even if they did hear that IGN gave some game they never heard of a 10 they'd shrug and think nothing of it This entire "controversy" and the political dimensions it has taken on is absolutely retarded brainrot
>>111797527OP is a seething faggot
I like Loki
>>111797527Phase has been and forever will be the /pol/ corpo.If you're into politics stuff then yeah watch them if you're not then they're just not for you.
>>111818308>police are good and reasonable.this is true in the civilised world though, i don't know why they keep seething about it.
>>111798147the irony behind this post is the misunderstanding of how the english language works, it doesn't matter what you believe chud is supposed to mean, chud is now 'anyone that isn't woke is chud'it's got nothing to do with niggers, or women, or anything specific, and everything to do with the intent to completely shit on, point fingers at, and make fun of anything that is modernized 'american leftism', and that includes millennial worship that this game is trying to force down your throat
>>111818308>The "chuds"(read most gamers) hate it becausebullshit, you have to be terminally online to hate a game that you didnt play, were never gonna play, wasnt marketed at you. It does not affect you in any way. It's completely ideological, people listen to grifters and other chuds and react to clips, none of that "hate" is organic. You wouldnt hate or care that it exists if you werent consuming ragebait slop every day.Look at how youre acting like an expert on a game that is irrelevant, is there really nothing else fun going on? Why not spend time on games that you like? No, most gamers dont care and your chud echochamber doesnt represent normal gamers.> because it's just a movie with no gameplayDo you have a problem with visual novels being games?
>Phase Connect girls hate [thing]?>I'm [thing]'s biggest fan now
>>111797567FPBP
>>111837265No you dumb faggot. There's a vast space between "woke" and "chud" where most of the population lives. I realize you're probably a /pol/-tard and thus you don't like the formulation of the word chud as a label for your particular brand of internet retardation, but that's what it is. Also,>A game that is entirely optional to play is "forcing millenial worship down your throat"I realize you're a faggot and as such your mind is constantly leaping to the idea of things being forced down your throat, but no one's forcing anything here. Just don't play the fucking game.
>>111840064>noooo stop it, normal people don't think like youwhatever you tell yourself, faggot
>>111840064>cries about /pol/>uses the faggot wordHypocrite
I think it's just way too funny that they couldn't even get the cassette right. The game is called mixtape and the cassette was rendered without tape reading area, writing backwards and the actual rewinding being done completely wrong.
>>111797527lets get real, she hates it since shes too young to even know what the 90ties weredizzy is a huge libtard
>>111797527there's a reason they pushed Clara into graduation, she rocked the boat and put the chudbux at risk
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>>111811500His game is made fun of in a "It's bad, so it's good" kind of way. This one isn't.