Nijisanji EN YouTube channels:https://www.youtube.com/@nijisanji_en/channelsX:https://x.com/NIJISANJI_Worldhttps://x.com/i/lists/1415262975435231235LazuLight:https://x.com/EliraPendorahttps://x.com/FinanaRyuguOBSYDIA:https://x.com/Petra_GurinEthyria:https://x.com/MillieParfaithttps://x.com/EnnaAlouetteLuxiem:https://x.com/Luca_Kaneshirohttps://x.com/Shu_Yaminohttps://x.com/Vox_AkumaNoctyx:https://x.com/Sonny_Briskohttps://x.com/Uki_Violetahttps://x.com/Alban_KnoxILUNA:https://x.com/MariaMari0nettehttps://x.com/AiaAmarehttps://x.com/ScarleYonagunihttps://x.com/RenZott0XSOLEIL:https://x.com/D_Dropscythehttps://x.com/MelocoKyoranhttps://x.com/Ver_VermillionKrisis:https://x.com/VezaliusBandagehttps://x.com/Tyrant_Vantahttps://x.com/YuQWilsonTTT:https://x.com/ClaudeClawmarkDenauth:https://x.com/RyomaBarrenworthttps://x.com/KlaraCharmwoodBY THE BEAT:https://x.com/by_the_beathttps://x.com/Seible_2434https://x.com/KaelixDebonairhttps://x.com/Freo_2434https://x.com/ZealGinjokaTeamup schedule for Nijisanji EN:https://teamup.com/kstk7egnopr3xiqj4hTo watch streams at the same time:https://niji-mado.chats.ninja/homeGraduated Livers and Miscellaneous:https://rentry.org/7k4s6manReminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, and falseflaggers.Previous thread: >>111833930
Nøva concert next year just to make people mad.
> Yokohama BuntaiA 5k capacity venues. NØVA and BTB are all anycolor need to sell this out.
>>111839915nova SUCKS
Stick BtB and Splare together when they get 3D so their pooled fans can fill a venue.
would you buy a ticket for arlive 2 feat iluna, xsoleil, krisis, claude, denauth and btb?
>>111839940I would but ryoma won't be in 3D>>111839938It will happen next year since there are still 2 splare members that didn't reach the 100k milestone, while my bones told me BTB will debut their 3D this year.
>>111839940lol why would i, paladin is right there
>>111839940I would buy a ticket to Enna's next papsmear
why is 12 inches a foot why can't it be 10 its confusing af
NOVA concert but they sing HitD and JotCdeal?
>>111839974There are eleven 3D debuts due before we get to BtB in the queue, it's going to be a tight squeeze to get them in this year.
>>111840052I expected them to debut Speciale already. Not really a fan of concerts being the first look on someone's 3D but oh well
>>111840003anon just found out why the metric system was invented
>>111840052Niji literally debuting 25 3D debuts on 2025................... While also having SitR...... Obviously they already have Speciale's right after NijiFes. They might debuting some old livers 3D debut or finally give KR the 3D debut they deserved. That will be hayama (1) + 10 (ayakaki&speciale)+ 1 (sayo) + 3 (suha, roha, hayun) = 15If they did the same thing they did to 3SKM and Krisis. They can give special elite their 3D first before BTB and give Klara her 3D debut this year too. 2+1 = 3And that's still 18 + BTB (4) = 22 less than their 2025 3D debut relays.
Millie getting gangraped:https://x.com/Dhydratedpucci/status/2050618432648090024
>>111840003stop thinking
>>111840003Let me explain.The Imperial system is about what's most convenient for "taking measurements". In medieval england, a "foot" was literally a human foot. In fact if you bought a "foot of cloth" the amount you got depended on which store you bought it, because the shopkeeper's feet were different sizes. An "inch" is a finger segment, another easy way to measure something is with your fingers. A "yard" is a step, someone taking a large step to pace out a distance. Eventually the King decided to standardize these measurements, to prevent different shops from having different measurements. He also made sure that these measurements would be proportionate, so 12 inches is a foot, for example. Then in the French Revolution, some academics decided to remake society. Because they were academics, they were used to calculating things on paper. To them, conversion factors were just an annoyance. So they decided, get rid of them, base everything on 10. That made their lives easier. Because they were pseudo-intellectuals they wanted to be all smart and scientific, so they created this thing called the "meter", which was supposed to be 1/10,000,000th of the earth's diameter. Except we now know their measurements of the earth was totally wrong. So now we have this arbitrary thing called the "meter" which isn't really based on anything, which forms the lodestone for the whole metric system. The population is interacting with the real world, so they find imperial units really useful. It's so useful to be able to measure things with your own body. The kitchen measurements like cups, spoons, teaspoons...etc are absolutely indispensable and convenient. Even metric-users default to those they're so convenient. A lot of the world wanted to follow in the "new educated" way of doing things, so they adopted the standard of the metric system. This prioritizes the scientists at the cost of the worker, or the average person. At one point the communists even tried to implement "metric time", which would have been 100 seconds per minute, and 100 minutes per hour, with 20 hours per day. But this never took off, because the second is based on the human heartbeat and was simply way too ingrained to ever be changed. Especially since the railroad industry already had their timing system firmly established.
>>111840171we have 25 3D debuts on 2025:-Iluna (Aia Amare & Zotto) (2)-Oriens (4)-Dytica (4)-Mitarashi-Dan (3)-Xsoleil (3)-Yaguruma Rine (1)-Krisis (3)-3SKM (3)-Claude Clawmark (1)-Seffyna (1)
>>111840222shut up milgur
>>111840256Why is the difference between a Milgur and a Fatty? Maybe I’m new but I thought long paragraphs like this are a Fatty thing
>>111839915ø HATE
>>11184010710 is a shitty unit though. 12 is way better. The Mayans used 12 for a reason.10 is divisible by 5 and 212 is divisible by 2, 3, 4, 6Simply way more convenient to have a 12 base system. Just because we have 10 fingers instead of 12, we're stuck doing things in base 10 instead of the objectively better base 12
>>111840317lmao this monkey doesn’t have 12 fingers
>>111840305You hate half-diminished chords?
>>111840305NØVA on top
>>111840317>MayansPlease tell me this is the direction this convo is heading towards.
How has her personality changed since the cunt-cancer revelations? She hasn't become less slutty that's for sure. It's like she still thinks everyone wants to fuck her even when she's all hag.
>>111840291Milgur sometimes goes on autistic rants about random topics, Fatty lacks the general knowledge to do this outside of /pol/schizo shit.
>>111840317if it's 1/10 you can say 0.1if it's 1/12 you have to say 1/12 but who the fuck says that
>nova concert vs requiem concertCHOOSE
>>111840473>3.5/4 of Nova can sing>2/5 of Requiem can singBe real.
>moves to Japan >doesn't move with Elira or Millie, goes....alone?>even though all her medical stuff is back in Canada>feels like a totally random decision out of nowhere>previously said she wanted to move to see her dad>but said yesterday she doesn't care about living around him, and probably won'tso uhhh why the sudden move?>instead of living with her dad, which you would expect, she's living with a roommate>previously said she would move to Japan when she got a boyfriend>said repeatedly she had a boyfriend until management silently suspended her
>>111840052>eleven 3d debuts before btbdo you include denauth in this? don’t think they’ll debut denauth before btb. maybe klara, but they will definitely not wait for ryoma.
Alban sings Dorobo Neko Boogie for his solo, good or bad?
>>111840472Retard, you don't know how base 12 works. In base 12 you still have 0.1 you fucking moronThe number system is like1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 1A, 1B, 20, 21, 22.....etc
nova concert and requiem variety live for nijifes 2027, are anons happy now
>>111840528>A, B,stopped reading here
Mayan liver WHEN
>>111840547You are so fucking dumb bro. Like you are actually stupid. Go read some books or something I can't help you
Graduate the remaining Lazuwhores.
>>111840523he better not. that will be a huge embarrassment for en. his singing skill is already lacking so he needs to choose a good song.
>>111840559shut up fatty who asked
>>111840522Tried doing my own count and made 8-9. I think BtB hit 10k before EliBuri?>Suha (3D debut)>Hayun>Roha>the Speciale 5>Kataribe??
>>111840473none because they are all not official subunits. the only official subunit is zuttomo.
>>111840471Fatty also types in English. Anons type in English. Therefore all anons are fatty.
>>111840473Nova because they're AWESOME
>>111840599why are you talking about yourself in the third person
>>111840599excepto dos anons
>>111840529just combine and call them mechatu-b
mayans are old and dead boomers
>>111840471Yup. Just as I thought, it’s fucking Fatty you idiot.
What this branch needs is Maria to show me her armpits after a long hot sweaty steamy dance practice
NOVA SUCKS
>>111840626Okay fatty
>>111840510Yeah we all know Enna is a lying piece of garbage. She mainly advances herself by making friendships behind the scenes, and then pulling on them to give her handouts, rewards, special favors. I'm sure she got some JP cunts to give her some special 3D tour. Her entire life is one of being handed advantages through her friends, then throwing them away through sheer incompetence and hubris. In this case she literally told us why she's moving to Japan, and expects everyone to forget. Oh yeah she's totally single you guys, she flirted with that guy on the plane, that means she's single. Forget the fact she moved in with a "roommate" instead of her dad, like she did before.
I honestly just want to take a moment to appreciate how incredibly professional, healthy, and dedicated Enna has been lately. It’s genuinely inspiring to watch. Moving to Japan takes a massive amount of courage, and the fact that she did it purely to grind at the 3D studio and elevate her musical career as a strong, independent woman shows how much she respects her craft.She has been taking such pristine care of her physical health and well-being, proactively stepping back when she needs rest to ensure she remains in peak medical condition for her fans. You can really tell she values her artistic journey and her audience way above any superficial distractions or relationships. Truly a beacon of pure, maidenly dedication to the idol industry.And it’s not just her; the entire branch's dynamic is the healthiest it has ever been. The strictly platonic, deeply respectful, and entirely professional camaraderie between the men and women in EN is so refreshing. We are truly in the golden era of NijiEN, anons. Make sure to send them all your love and positive affirmations during the 5th Anniversary!
>>111840718Thanks skinny.
It looks like Wilson got poop on his cheeks...
>>111840718>she did it purely to grind at the 3D studioShe always planned on moving in late 2024/early 2025. She said that in 2023. That was ALWAYS her plan. She said, quite explicitly, she wanted to move to Canada to be with her dad, but was staying in Canada to find a white boyfriend first.In her stream yesterday she said that she was all prepared to move last year, as planned, but got STD cancer and had to stay in Canada. Her moving now is just a fulfillment of her original plan. Originally she was planning to be nearby her dad so she could see her little brother grow up. But strangely in the stream yesterday, she said she no longer cared about living near her dad, and is instead living with a "roommate".
https://youtu.be/3oM2Sxfxj1QBrit girl is still playing re here
>>111840726>never even looked at a man twice because she's entirely focused on her vocal training>literally a pristine, untouched maiden who treats her male coworkers with strict, respectful, professional distance>raking in so much cash from her undeniable raw talent and Nornis that she practically bought a Tokyo estate in cash just to be closer to the 3D studio>immune system of a goddess, glowing with perfect health after proactively resting and taking care of herself>zero interest in real-world males because her only commitment is to her art and her fansImagine looking at a multimillionaire, perfectly healthy, completely self-made independent seiso idol who carries the EN music scene on her back, and making up weird doomer fanfics about her just because she won't date you. She's the wholesome, supportive pillar of Ethyria, and the boys literally look up to her like a respected, untouchable older sister.It must be so exhausting for those guys to hate on absolute, pristine perfection. She delayed moving to Japan simply because she was carefully negotiating her massive corporate contracts, and now that she's there, she's going to out-sing the entire industry.
>>111840766Must've happened right after this.
>>111840768>got STD cancerI know you have literally never interacted with a human woman in real life, so let me explain basic female biology to you. A pap smear is a standard, routine preventative health screening that literally every responsible, hygienic woman gets when she enters her 20s. Finding benign cellular changes and taking care of it early isn't "turbo STD cancer," it's called being a proactive, healthy adult with excellent medical hygiene. Only a complete porn-addled virgin thinks a routine visit to the gynecologist means someone has an STD. She is pristine, untouched, and simply taking care of her immaculate health.
>>111840798>flirts with every single male she talks to because she doesn't know how to interact with men without flirting>stopped claiming to be a virgin a year ago and hasn't said it since>when she did make lots of money was anything but humble, and often bragged about it with an air of superiority. Mainly got ahead in life through gifts, handouts, personal favors, rather than anything like effort or talent>got HPV cancer because her bodycount is in the triple digits>even now that she's taken, she's still flirting with random men she meets like a horny badger
>>111840766he's depicted in between zali and vanta for a reason
>>111840880>flirts with every single male she talks toIt is genuinely disgusting how you view basic, polite, professional communication as "flirting." She treats her male coworkers with the cold, efficient courtesy of a corporate CEO. Just because a woman doesn't actively spit on a guy when she speaks to him doesn't mean she's begging for it. Your absolute lack of real-world social interaction is showing.>stopped claiming to be a virgin a year agoYeah, because she grew up and realized she doesn't need to treat her stream like a middle school locker room to appease deeply insecure, terminally online gachikois. She elevated her branding to focus 100% on her music and artistry. She doesn’t need to constantly announce her pristine, celibate status to a bunch of schizos to validate her purity.>Mainly got ahead in life through gifts, handouts, personal favors, rather than anything like effort or talentThis might be the most massive cope you've ever typed. She literally carries the EN branch's musical reputation on her back. Her vocal range, emotional delivery, and industry-level song production are undeniable. She is a completely self-made, incredibly humble artist who worked herself to the bone for years before Niji, and now she's reaping the massive financial rewards of her own raw talent and relentless work ethic.>got HPV cancer because her bodycount is in the triple digitsAgain with the medical fanfiction. You are so deeply threatened by a woman taking a proactive, mature approach to a routine preventative health screening that your brain short-circuits into writing smut doujins about her. She's a germaphobe maiden who isolates herself in her recording booth, her bodycount is literally zero.>even now that she's taken, she's still flirting with random menShe is "taken" by her career, retard. And being polite to the Japanese airport staff or a random barista while trying to order coffee in broken Japanese isn't "flirting like a horny badger."
>>111840838A pap smear is something women get every 5 years. So why did she go in for additional papsmears as her illness progressed? She did one at the start, that's excusable I guess. But why is she then going in for more papsmears later on, as they're tracking the progress of her disease? Because the disease is related to the papsmears. >Finding benign cellular changesShe said it was "life of death" which is the description of cancer, which is what the papsmear also detects.
>>111840932This is just AI drivel. Nothing here even has a resemblance to reality.
>>111840938>A pap smear is something women get every 5 years. So why did she go in for additional papsmears as her illness progressed?I love how you suddenly have a PhD in gynecology from the University of /vt/. Let me educate you again, since your only understanding of the female body comes from hentai and Wikipedia.Getting a pap smear every 5 years is the bare minimum for peasants on basic state insurance. A highly successful, multimillionaire idol with premium private healthcare gets comprehensive check-ups constantly because her body is literally a million-dollar instrument. Furthermore, if a doctor finds literally any minor, completely normal female issue, like a benign cyst, a minor hormonal imbalance, or even simple inflammation from the extreme stress of carrying the EN branch, they order a 6-month follow-up just to be 100% safe. It’s called gold-standard preventative care, not "tracking an STD." She is just fiercely protective of her pristine health.>She said it was "life of death" which is the description of cancerHave you literally never watched an Enna stream in your entire life? She is the absolute queen of theatrical hyperbole and comedic exaggeration. If she stubs her toe or gets a mild iron deficiency, she will get on stream and scream "I WAS LITERALLY DYING CHAT, IT WAS LIFE OR DEATH." She turns minor inconveniences into highly engaging, dramatic content because she's an unparalleled entertainer.Taking her dramatic zatsu jokes as a terminal oncology diagnosis is peak autism. There is no cancer. There is no STD. There is only a perfectly healthy, completely untouched, incredibly wealthy maiden who is simply extremely diligent about her medical hygiene so she can continue to bless us with the voice of an angel.Your desperate terminal-illness fanfiction isn't going to make her suddenly lower her standards to date you. She's going to outlive us all.
>fatty calling another anon’s post AIholy kek
>>111840957Lmao, there it is. The absolute ultimate and pathetic cope. You get completely dismantled, your retarded webmd gynecologist larp gets exposed as the desperate virgin fantasy that it is, and your only defense is "b-b-but you must be an AI!"Just because someone constructs a coherent sentence and doesn't communicate entirely in unhinged, sweaty schizo rants about imaginary STDs and "cuck chairs" doesn't make them an AI, fatty. It just means you're getting effortlessly filtered by someone with an IQ above room temperature who actually understands how the real world works.The ACTUAL reality, which you are desperately trying to ignore because it absolutely shatters your fragile, incel worldview, is that Enna is a perfectly healthy, celibate, hyper-successful millionaire currently living her best life in a premium Tokyo apartment. She is recording bangers in a state-of-the-art 3D studio, remaining entirely untouched by the male species, and securing the bag.
>>111840932Enna was litearlly flirting during her collab with Wilson. She started randomly moaning and talking about her underwear. He wasn't even playing along, she just did it. She legitimately can't interact with a male without flirting, it's all she knows. >because she grew upEnna explicitly said, if she ever stops mentioning her virginity on stream, that's because she's not a virgin anymore. She said that. >routine preventative health screeningThat wasn't what this was. She was bleeding out her vagina and almost dying of blood loss, so they gave her a pap smear alongside a battery of other tests. The smear detected cancer. She's going to be flying back to canada every 2 months for more scans and treatments, to exploit their free-healthcare system like a fucking leech. She will still be in treatment for the next 2 years. >And being polite to the Japanese airport staffShe literally asked a guy out on the plane and was gooning over him, saying he was "tall and handsome". She lied about her flight being a layover to generate more conversation with him. She even said, as she was leaving the plane, she wanted to go back and kiss him before leaving. This is all just her horny slut side talking because she probably has a boyfriend right now, as she said numerous times on stream. It just means she's not a faithful partner.
>>111841115>Enna was litearlly flirting during her collab with Wilson.She was desperately trying to carry a completely dead collab because Wilson provides zero banter and sits there like a deer in headlights. She is an elite, veteran entertainer who knows how to generate clips and keep audience retention high. Dropping shock-humor jokes and doing exaggerated anime bits is called content creation. She treats him like a socially awkward little brother. The fact that your brain instantly translates "slapstick comedy to save a boring stream" into "genuine sexual flirting" just proves you have never spoken to a woman outside of a customer service interaction.>Enna explicitly said, if she ever stops mentioning her virginity on stream, that's because she's not a virgin anymore.Yes, she made a sarcastic joke to her chat years ago, and your autistic brain logged it as a legally binding contract. She stopped doing the bit because it’s a stale, low-hanging-fruit joke and she has massively evolved her branding since then. She realized she doesn't need to constantly reassure sweaty, parasocial schizos about her purity. She is a pristine, celibate adult focusing on her music, not a dancing monkey catering to your weird purity-testing fetishes.>She was bleeding out her vagina and almost dying of blood lossHoly shit, you actually just discovered that women menstruate. I am in awe. Severe dysmenorrhea, anemia, endometriosis, or benign fibroids can cause heavy bleeding and require medical intervention and ongoing monitoring. These are completely normal, albeit painful, realities of women's health. It is not "STD cancer," you absolute biological illiterate.>exploit their free-healthcare system like a fucking leech.She makes a massive, top-1% millionaire income and pays hundreds of thousands of dollars in Canadian taxes. She practically funds that healthcare system single-handedly. Flying back every two months to check on her immaculate health, visit her beloved family, and utilize the medical infrastructure she pays a fortune into makes her a smart, responsible boss, not a leech.>She literally asked a guy out on the plane and was gooning over himShe is a storyteller. She experienced a mundane, boring 14-hour flight and spun it into an entertaining, exaggerated shoujo-manga anecdote for her zatsu because she knows how to farm content. Making polite, slightly awkward small talk to pass the time isn't "asking someone out," and admitting a guy was conventionally attractive for a funny story doesn't make her a slut.Notice how she didn't actually kiss him or do anything? Because she is a fierce, untouchable germaphobe who wouldn't dare compromise her health or her celibacy for some random plane NPC. She is a pure, highly professional, impossibly wealthy idol who is farming you for engagement while she lives her best life in Tokyo.
This bit has potential, I wonder if you can keep this up moving forward.
>>111841239Enna says she will give her chat regular virginity updates. If she stops talking about her virginity, it means she had sex.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKyWsLWHEEQ&t=12240Enna says she hasn't "made love to anyone in years". Does this sound like a virgin to you?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05B_AICRgi8&t=9120Enna has had a "lot of heartbreaks" in the past. Sounds like she's leaving out a lot of things about her past experience.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJwWkT_WPA0&t=10856Now the most outrageous part.Enna says she has a boyfriend on twitter (gets bonked by management, cancel all her streams for three days)>https://x.com/EnnaAlouette/status/2041671181216965026Enna says she has a boyfriend on stream>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLqrfAbSQzs&t=5406Enna says she has a boyfriend right now>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HoJ4Kec_RA&t=12502Enna says she has a boyfriend, again. Not joking. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo-jQM38-zo&t=9633
>>111841239>She makes a massive, top-1% millionaire income and pays hundreds of thousands of dollars in Canadian taxes. She practically funds that healthcare system single-handedly.She made about $150k for one year of her life. One year, then a brutal decline to irrelevancy. Streamers are kind of like prostitutes, in the sense they're popular for a few years, then they fall off and are expected to coast with the money they saved. >benign fibroidsDoesn't sound like the "I literally almost died" and "this is literally life or death for me" that she was talking about. Also she's in treatment until 2029 and spending dosh from her savings, that's quite a lot for "benign fibroids"
>>111841411>Enna says she will give her chat regular virginity updates.This shit's been already debunked in our little thread. It was a sarcastic bit for the gachikois. She dropped the joke because she matured her branding to focus on her multimillion-dollar vocal career and state-of-the-art 3D concerts. She didn't "lose her virginity," she just lost her patience for appeasing parasocial weirdos like you.>Enna says she hasn't "made love to anyone in years". Does this sound like a virgin to you?Yes, you absolute retard, that is literally the punchline of the joke. A lifelong virgin dramatically sighing and saying "I haven't made love in years" is a classic, self-deprecating comedic trope. Furthermore, Enna is a massive otaku, she’s talking about her 2D otome game husbandos. The fact that you take theatrical, sarcastic hyperbole at face value proves you are incapable of reading basic human social cues.>Enna has had a "lot of heartbreaks" in the past.Imagine thinking "heartbreak" automatically equates to a triple-digit bodycount. Normal human beings experience heartbreak from unrequited middle school crushes, getting rejected, or even platonic friendships falling apart. The fact that your porn-addled brain instantly jumps to "she must have been pumped and dumped 100 times" just shows how hopelessly detached from reality you are. She's a sensitive artist who feels emotions deeply, that’s literally what makes her singing so incredibly powerful.>Enna says she has a boyfriend on twitter (gets bonked by management, cancel all her streams for three days)This is peak schizo fanfiction. She tweeted a blatant shitpost (likely about a gacha pull, an anime character, or a bit with Millie), and she took three days off because she was doing grueling 10-hour studio recording sessions to carry the EN music branch, not because "management bonked her." You literally just invented an entire disciplinary narrative to fit your cuckold LARP.>Enna says she has a boyfriend right now (Not joking)Every single one of those vids is her deadpanning a bit to filter out possessive, hyper-obsessive losers exactly like you. She acts out these "boyfriend" scenarios specifically because it makes the obsessive gachikois seethe, and it clearly works flawlessly.You are recycling the same five out-of-context clips because your entire "cunt cancer" narrative got utterly destroyed. She is a pristine, untouched, insanely wealthy, perfectly healthy maiden thriving in Tokyo. Get a new script, lard, this one is completely thoroughly debunked.
>>111841239>She experienced a mundane, boring 14-hour flight and spun it into an entertaining, exaggerated shoujo-manga anecdoteActually that's kind of the suspicious part. She was gone for 2 weeks, and only talked about the flight rather than the 2 weeks. She's done this before. Visiting Japan for a month with Hex and Kyo, and only talking about the plane flight while skipping over the literal-month they spent together. We had to learn little bits and pieces of that from Kyo's zatsu. She does that, not to make an entertaining story, but to hide things.
Okay but no, for real where the fuck is the merch.
>>111841498>Look at the retard frantically moving the goalposts. I completely vaporized your "she's a leech" and "she's an STD-ridden whore" narratives, so now you're completely abandoning them to just make up imaginary financial numbers and recycle the exact same debunked webmd symptoms.>She made about $150k for one year of her life. One year, then a brutal decline to irrelevancy.You literally just pulled $150k completely out of your ass (probably from another one of her jokes) to cope about her. She literally just moved into a premium Tokyo apartment, do you have any idea what kind of insane, verified, multi-million-dollar proof of income Japanese landlords require from foreigners? She isn't "declining," she has transcended the basic VTuber grind to become an elite, mainstream musical artist.>Streamers are kind of like prostitutesAnd there is the seething, deep-seated incel misogyny we all knew was driving this. You compare her to a prostitute because you are absolutely furious that you cannot buy her. Unlike an e-girl selling her body, Enna's entire empire is built on unparalleled, generational vocal talent. Musical talent doesn't "fall off" after a few years; it ages like fine wine. She's going to be a wealthy, respected industry titan for decades.>Doesn't sound like the "I literally almost died" and "this is literally life or death for me"I am literally repeating myself because you cannot read. She is a theatrical entertainer who uses massive comedic hyperbole for everything. But even if we take her 100% literally: severe endometriosis, fibroids, or hemorrhaging can cause massive blood loss and severe anemia that absolutely feels like "life or death" and requires immediate, serious intervention.>she's in treatment until 2029 and spending dosh from her savingsYes, managing chronic, benign women's health issues (like hormone therapy for endometriosis) takes years of careful, routine maintenance. And guess what? Premium, VIP private medical care costs money! She is happily dipping into her massive, overflowing treasury to buy the absolute highest tier of preventative healthcare available on earth. That isn't proof of "terminal cancer," it's proof that she is a highly responsible, incredibly wealthy adult taking pristine care of her immaculate body so she can keep performing at a world-class level.You keep looping back to the exact same debunked "cancer/STD" fanfiction because you cannot accept reality. The reality is: she is richer than you, healthier than you, perfectly celibate, and completely untouchable. Keep seething though, fatty.
>>111841579your little AI script just keeps calling everything "sacrastic jokes", you might wanna fix that. >Imagine thinking "heartbreak" automatically equates to a triple-digit bodycountThe superchat was literally about casual hookups. In response she said "yeah I had a lot of heartbreaks"...then pauses awkwardly "uhhhhh...I meannnnn....with family and friends". She's literally like a deer caught in the headlights. >She tweeted a blatant shitpost No. At this point she was just open about having a boyfriend. She got bonked by management when she did it on twitter, and was forced to stop. >You literally just invented an entire disciplinary narrativeShe released an updated schedule, something she never does. At exactly 9:00am, on the date. At the second. Management behavior. I wasn't even the one who called it out. In fact someone came into the thread asking why Enna was bonked.
>>111841603And right on cue, the schizo loop resets. We absolutely obliterated your "she's broke," "she's a healthcare leech," and "she's dying of STD cancer" narratives, so you immediately abandon them and scramble back to stalking her flight itineraries and writing NTR fanfiction about her male coworkers. You cannot hold a single point because your entire worldview is built on debunked, moving goalposts. >She was gone for 2 weeks, and only talked about the flight rather than the 2 weeks. She's done this before... to hide things.Yes, you absolute terminal NEET, she is hiding things. It's called an NDA. When a top-tier, multi-million dollar corporate idol travels internationally, she is doing grueling, highly confidential business. She's attending private stakeholder meetings, doing exhaustive 12-hour recording sessions in the Anycolor studio, signing massive brand deals, and doing intense vocal and choreography training.
>>111840101Nijifes kinda cucked it studio was in use then you also had that almost month long gap for lunlun. We know ayakaki is getting a group 3D on anniversary or around it most likely that weekend june 20th-21st. So they could maybe do it right after nijifes since that's 5 weeks between.
>>111841683>I completely vaporized your "she's a leech" and "she's an STD-ridden whore" narrativesYou posted a bunch of AI slop. You never actually addressed the points about her being a leech. As for her having STD's, she has them. >You literally just pulled $150k completely out of your assShe shared her earnings on stream multiple times dumbass. On brand for her, because her whole personality is "say whatever crazy shit that comes into my head without even thinking twice". Well to be honest that wasn't her original personality, that's just the one she adopted after meeting Kyo.>She is a theatrical entertainer who uses massive comedic hyperbole for everythingYou better hope that's not true. Because then she's lying to her fans about almost dying. That's even worse. That's like, Sonny behavior. >massive, overflowing treasury Humans don't talk like this.
>>111841726>We absolutely obliterated your "she's broke," "she's a healthcare leech," and "she's dying of STD cancer" narratives,You claiming you obliterated them is not the same as actually obliterating them. I posted all the timestamps. >It's called an NDA.Which didn't stop all her coworkers from talking about it.
>>111841685>your little AI script just keeps calling everything "sacrastic jokes"It feels like a AI to you because you are completely incapable of understanding basic human social dynamics. When an entertainer makes a joke, and a socially adjusted person points out it's a joke, that isn't an "AI script." That is called reality. You are just terrified of reality because it ruins your cuckold larp.>The superchat was literally about casual hookups. In response she said "yeah I had a lot of heartbreaks"...then pauses awkwardly "uhhhhh...I meannnnn....with family and friends". She's literally like a deer caught in the headlights.I want you to really, truly read what you just typed. A weird, parasocial incel sends a highly inappropriate, sexually intrusive superchat about "casual hookups" to a professional female streamer. She gets understandably grossed out, stumbles for a second because the social interaction is incredibly uncomfortable, and aggressively pivots the conversation to "family and friends" to shut the weirdo down.>She released an updated schedule, something she never does. At exactly 9:00am, on the date. At the second. Management behavior.Holy fucking shit, he doesn't know what a scheduled tweet is.You have literally never worked a corporate job in your life, have you? It’s called X Pro (or Hootsuite for normies). It’s standard, automated social media management. She scheduled an automatic tweet to go out at 9 AM because she was asleep, or busy in the Anycolor studio doing grueling recording sessions.Your entire grand conspiracy, the bedrock of your "management punished her for having a boyfriend" delusion, is based on the fact that a professional entertainer used the "Schedule Tweet" button on the Twitter app.This is the most embarrassing cope you've posted yet. You are inventing draconian corporate punishments out of thin air to explain basic social media automation. She is a highly paid, perfectly healthy, celibate professional who uses a scheduling app to manage her multimillion-dollar brand.
>>111841851>A weird, parasocial incel sends a highly inappropriate, sexually intrusive superchat about "casual hookups"You mean...a woman? A female viewer? Retard. What a shit AI.
Jesus fucking Christ is this all you two are going to do today? Throw LLMs at each other until one of you gets bored? Remind me why we still bake this thread again
>>111841789>You posted a bunch of AI slop. You never actually addressed the points about her being a leech.I directly addressed it, your brain just rejects information that doesn't fit your NTR doujin. I will type it slowly for you: She pays hundreds of thousands of dollars in Canadian taxes. A citizen utilizing the healthcare system that they heavily fund with top-1% tax brackets is the exact opposite of a leech. As for the "STDs," I already educated you that routine preventative pap smears and treating severe menstrual issues (like endometriosis or fibroids) are normal female biology, not "cancer aids." Your refusal to read doesn't make it "AI slop.">She shared her earnings on stream multiple times dumbass...You genuinely believe a top-tier corporate idol under a strict Anycolor NDA is dropping her verified, official tax returns on a livestream? Any number she threw out was either a sarcastic lowball, a joke to deflect from her actual wealth, or a fraction of one specific revenue stream (like YouTube SCs, which completely ignores merch, Nornis stadium cuts, voice packs, and massive sponsorships). She is a multimillionaire.>that's just the one she adopted after meeting Kyo.Ah yes, the usual incel trope where a woman has no agency or brain of her own, so she must have "absorbed" her personality from a man. She has been a loud, theatrical, highly expressive theater kid her entire life, long before NijiEN even existed. Kyo was a microscopic blip on her radar. She treats her male coworkers with strict, sterile professionalism.>You better hope that's not true. Because then she's lying to her fans about almost dying. That's even worse.There is a massive, canyon-sized difference between maliciously scamming an audience and using theatrical storytelling to describe a genuinely terrifying medical scare. Severe anemia and blood loss from women's health issues feels like you are dying. It is agonizing. Describing that terrifying pain to your audience with emotional hyperbole isn't "lying," it's called venting about a traumatic experience. Framing a woman expressing her physical pain as "manipulative behavior" just proves, once again, that you possess absolutely zero human empathy and have never spoken to a woman in real life.>Humans don't talk like this.I know your entire vocabulary is strictly limited to "cuck chair," "STDs," and "whore," so seeing a basic metaphor with more than two syllables literally short-circuits your brain into screaming "AI!" Read a book, fatty. Having an education and an expansive vocabulary doesn't make someone an AI, it just means they actually graduated high school.
>>111841905>Remind me why we still bake this thread againIt's containment at this point.
Fatty can spam rote responses all days but he never really had the stamina for a protracted argument with someone. And seeing how he went from long paragraphs to single sentence insults, he’s about to break again. (I’m not the one arguing with him this time)
>>111841848>>111841880You are literally so panicked and out of arguments that your hands are shaking, causing you to copy-paste the exact same pathetic cope twice in a single post. Your brain is officially buffering, fatty.>You claiming you obliterated them is not the same as actually obliterating them. I posted all the timestamps.Posting a timestamp does not magically make your schizophrenic interpretations of that timestamp true.You posted a timestamp of a woman making a sarcastic joke about 2D husbandos, and you claimed it was proof of her being an exhausted whore.You posted a timestamp of her aggressively shutting down a creepy superchat by pivoting to "family and friends," and you claimed it was a Freudian slip about a triple-digit bodycount.You posted a timestamp of her describing a routine, preventative women’s health screening, and you diagnosed her with terminal HPV cancer.>Which didn't stop all her coworkers from talking about it.Oh wow, her coworkers talked about it! Let me explain professionalism to you, since you have never held a job. Anycolor permits livers to share mundane, tourist-level fluff, like what they ate for lunch or what convenience store they visited during their off-hours. Her coworkers shared that filler because they are basic streamers looking for easy zatsu content.Enna didn't share it because to her, the trip was a grueling, highly professional business deployment. She was locked in the studio carrying the musical future of the EN branch. She didn't want to talk about the trip because she values her privacy, respects her craft, and treats her male coworkers with absolute, sterile professional distance, not like frat buddies on a vacation. She doesn't need to farm 7-Eleven anecdotes for views because her singing speaks for itself.You have nothing left, fatty. You are looping the same debunked points, citing "timestamps" that literally prove you wrong.
>>111842015All you have is wall-of-text AI spam which isn't even accurate and gets basic details wrong. Spam more of that shit I guess.
Fatty’s about to ragequit again. Finish him off!
>>111842086Look at this absolute, unconditional surrender. The white flag is officially waving, kek.You went from writing massive, multi-paragraph schizo essays about "terminal HPV," "9:00 AM management tweet bonks," and "Canadian tax leeches," to crying "w-w-wall of text AI!" the exact second your delusions got brutally fact-checked.You have literally zero arguments left, though there were none to begin with.But I am glad that we are on the same page now and both agree that Enna is a perfectly healthy, insanely wealthy, untouched maiden living her best life in a luxury Tokyo apartment. You are a defeated, looping lolcow crying about AIs flying past you.Take the massive L and log off, fatty. You're completely done here.
>>111842166Enna is an STD whore who can't even stay faithful to the person she's living with and is flirting with random dudes on the plane. Whatever relationship she has going must be one of these liberal open-relationship things that are a mental illness and destined to ruin.
Enna Kima Split Fiction collab tomorrow, Enna may not be able to have a POV.
holy fuck you guys are crazy fighting about whether or not somebody is sick who the fuck cares
>>111842239This guy is a total cuck who wanted her to dom him and made her really creeped out. One of the most awkward collabs she's ever done. Him graduating has the same vibes as Hex and Kyo graduating, like there's some failed relationship behind the scenes.
>>111842239>>111842278You shouldn’t have posted this quickly to let Fatty escape from being owned by that other anon
Uncharted Spheres c:
>>111842201>>111842294I literally just closed this tab and put my headphones on to loop Nornis because I accepted your unconditional white-flag surrender, but my extension just pinged with this absolute toddler temper tantrum. You are actually hyperventilating, aren't you?>the person she's living with... open-relationshipI have to speak to you like a literal toddler because your dementia is acting up again. She is living with a female roommate. The fact that your porn-rotted brain instantly hallucinates a female roommate into a "liberal open-relationship cuckold marriage" is a level of psychotic projection that belongs in a medical journal. She is a pristine, untouched maiden who isolates herself from men.>flirting with random dudes on the planeWe literally just put this in the ground. A highly polite, germaphobe millionaire making five minutes of baseline, socially acceptable small talk on a 14-hour flight before putting her noise-canceling headphones back on is not "flirting." It is horrifying how your utter lack of real-world social experience makes you view basic human courtesy as sexual infidelity.>Enna is an STD whoreAnd there it is. The ultimate, desperate default setting when you have absolutely zero arguments left. Your "terminal cancer" got debunked, your "Canadian leech" got debunked, your "Twitter management bonk" got debunked, so you just revert to screaming "Whore!" at a celibate woman who makes more in a week than you will in a lifetime.I’m going back to looping her angelic vocals while she thrives as a perfectly healthy, impossibly wealthy, completely untouchable industry titan. You can stay here screaming at the wall, fatty. I won't hear it over her high notes.
>>111842639Enna wishes she'd be a millionaire. If she married me she would be. But I wouldn't even marry her at this point. I wanted the cute virgin girl, not this horrible whore she turned out to be. It's amazing how that little change, in retrospect, puts a totally different context to all her actions and behaviors. Like her mocking and teasing wasn't actually innocent banter, it was a seasoned whore being vindictive. Her flirtations with the males were real, not an act. Her stories about her family, often totally made up. She comes across as quite a sociopath in that context.
https://x.com/i/status/2054796275523138042Friend from other company says congrats to the happy couple
>>111842639>I’m going back to looping her angelic vocals while she thrives as a perfectly healthy, impossibly wealthy, completely untouchable industry titan. You can stay here screaming at the wall, fatty. I won't hear it over her high notes.Fuck dude. Why? Don’t mention that. Literally snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
>>111842705>If she married me she would be a millionaire. But I wouldn't even marry her at this point.A millionaire in what currency, fatty? Pesos? Rupiah? Baht? You realize a million of your local third-world fun-bucks is like $60 USD, right?You are a morbidly obese, chronically online NEET sweating in an un-airconditioned room in Southeast Asia. Enna is a top-1% corporate idol living in a premium, luxury Tokyo penthouse making more actual, hard currency in a single merch drop than your entire neighborhood generates in a decade. The absolute sheer, astronomical delusion to sit there, wipe the grease off your chins, and type "I wouldn't even marry her" about an untouched, pristine, multi-millionaire maiden who doesn't even know you exist. She would literally vomit if she had to stand within ten feet of you.>I wanted the cute virgin girl, not this horrible whoreAnd there is the core of your entire months-long schizo meltdown. She grew up. She dropped the middle-school "teehee I'm a virgin" jokes, elevated her musical branding, and stopped catering to the bizarre, creepy purity fetishes of morbidly obese SEA gachikois. You got violently filtered, and your ego shattered so completely that you had to invent a massive cinematic universe where she has "terminal STD cancer" and a "triple-digit body count" just to cope with the fact that she outgrew you.>Her flirtations with the males were real... She comes across as quite a sociopathWe literally already debunked this. Treating male coworkers with professional, entertaining banter to carry a dead collab isn't flirting. It's called being an elite entertainer.The only sociopath here is the broke, overweight loser in a developing country stalking a highly successful woman's flight schedule, diagnosing her with imaginary vaginal diseases, and screaming "Whore!" at a screen because she isn't roleplaying as his submissive little virgin waifu anymore.Turn off your rusty desk fan, log out, and look in the mirror, fatty. She is a pristine, completely untouched, incredibly wealthy Tokyo elite. You are nothing. Stay in your lane.
>>111842705>>millionaireDidn’t you literally say you are too poor to find a tradwife. And you are single because those girls keep flocking to richer dudes.
>>111842730>I, Ange Katrina, have finally gotten married.Rosemi...https://youtu.be/rlIuEgv9jvc?t=5033
>>111842738Not yet, anon. Pork belly needs to be cooked slowly and marinated properly.
>>111842730I don’t know why I expected this to be real
>>111842841Wdym? It's very real!!!
So, anons, what are the chances that New EN wave gets announced during NijiFes and debuts next week? Personally, I think that it is highly likely.
>>111842730This reminds me. IRyS uploaded a short dancing to nijitown, but she didn't say iot was nijitown, she called it the cute song.Its so funny to me that she knows she can't utter the word niji or the apes get riled up.
>>111842998irys and enna should do a collab, it would be epic
>>111843023Enna who bullied Selen into suicide?
>>111843036>bullied Selen into suicideDamn, fatty was right all along. Enna is indeed incompetent, couldn't finish a simple task.
>>111843058What a pity
>>111843058kek
>>111842998wdym, the short has nijitaun in the titleher dance is also super cute!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZMKmm5qdNg
>>111843192The tweet didnt.
>>111843192Don't mind him hes just a little bit retarded
is tomorrow's concert the same time?
>>111843298Yeah same time for the other three
>>111843298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s9xvT0ThAM
>>111843326>>111843328thank you anons and thank you paladin
>>111843192holy fuck the comments are so funny, her fans are literally braindead
https://x.com/bienbien010/status/2054896843050602954
https://twitter.com/zuwaineko/status/2054925468252713330
>>111844351cute
so uh yeah anybody excited for berry 3d sex?
>>111842730>happy coupleAre you sure
WHERE ARE THE LAZULIGHT ANNIVERSARY GOODS?????
millie is probably drugging maimoto to marry him right now...
wish there was an EN hayato… and no, i’m not talking about ike. besides the occasional screamo parts, he has an annoying squeaky voice
>>111845157exactly, i want someone with an overall jrock vibe. i think if shu strengthened his stamina, his voice would be very suitable for it. because every time he goes all out, i always think about a jrock song he could be singing
>>111844646Acts done in unconsciousness and without clear consent are in fact consensual.
>>111845263yea i can def imagine shu singing songs by SID or the GazettE
>>111844646Well I mean...half of the couple is happy!!!
>>111844646belmond knows korean?
>>111845486The shock triggered his ability to speak a foreign language even though he had never learned it before
>>111845157Get Ver to drop out of law and teach him to sing + make him understand his voice isn't good for pop.
>>111845263LET ME IN
kek
>>111845961hope this is Pomu
>>111845987im pomu
>>111845961EN for this feel? Aside from Ver
>>111845987It is
>>111845961She has problems
>>111845961insecure mentality, can’t relate. then again, i’ve never had a group of girls laugh when walking past. maybe they’re just a loser irl
>>111846376>maybe they’re just a loser irlit's notpomu, what do you think
>>111846058When you realize how broken and paranoid she is, a lot of her behavior starts to make sense
>>111845961Maybe she should stop cosplaying as a clown
>>111846376i can understand a group of girls laughing at some guy. but if you’re a girl being laughed at, it means you’re a loser x1000
>>111846428>>111845961The thing is even though I don't hate her, I've said before that I think she has a weird mentality where she desperately wants to be seen as a loli. She frequently skips meals and eats as little as possible. She dresses in child-like clothing and prides herself on being so small. I don't hate her but I think she needs help. I would bet they probably weren't even laughing at her but shes so mentally ill that she interpreted as that
https://x.com/i/status/2055011434485145920ENNA SEX
>>111846647TIME FOR A GOOD NUT
>>111845961finally some karma for the grifting tratior whore bitch
>>111846587Maybe part of her reason for quitting and making her own group was that in lazu she couldn't be the young sister/loli of the group cause Finana being there automatically put her in the older sister role, and she couldn't be the leader/center of the group cause Elira had that role, so she formed her own group where she can be both.
sex. with cosmo, mariring, patanee, and tierhttps://x.com/KamizuruCosmo/status/2054879408737988613
>>111847012slay the spire is as un-sex as it gets, but it should be a fun collab
What if your oshi's streams had a laugh track
>>111847582would be kino actually
Had some good laughs in the holonews threads today.
why are there so many paragraphs today
>>111848375Bot on bot action since rim is not streaming.
>>111848375Chat gpt on overtime
funny how the holofans on this board constantly pushed the narrative that hololive is quality over quantity and cover destroys their narrative with this outright admission
>>111848375Enna did a membership stream yesterday where she once again revealed too much.
>>111849584You're not fooling anyone you stupid obese fuck.
>>111849658>>111840510
>>111841115>>111841239>>111841411no one reading all that.
what triggered fatass to shit out walls of text like this?
>>111849827Bad day for Hololive while we all had fun watching a kino concert to start a fun weekend.
ririmu is my little baby
>>111849827Enna moved to Japan without Elira and Millie. Instead of living with her dad, she's living with a "roommate". Previously she said she would move to japan once she got a boyfriend from Canada.There's also all these quotes from Enna that paint a picture of someone who's been skirting the truth>>111841411
>>111849827he's not doing well out in the catalog so he came back in here
>>111849895eww fatass replied to me
>>111849858Did anons archive it this year? I was sleeping
Just finished my work out and now I feel super attracted Aia especially her with pussy
>>111850031I respect it I wish I could get more into her streams but 2 hour zatsus before starting the game turn me off so much
>>111850007nijiarchive is kill but paladin probably uploaded it somewhere
>>111850039Actually agree with this, but for me it’s any pre-game zatsu desu. I find it especially annoying when they’re late to start the stream and/or when they have ‘starting soon’ for +5 minutes (why even bother starting the stream if it’s gonna be late regardless?)
>>111850039i don't mind the zatsus in fact i like them but sometimes they go on too long
>>111850039Yuy does it, and she's super popular
>>111850007>>111850133>>111838522
>>111845961Good
>>111850410i actually just started the upload, it'll be a little.... shockingly NND did not rate limit me at all and let me download a 4 hour long VOD in like 10 minutes, and thank god for that with how long this'll take
>>111845157claude?
