>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>111903952
daily steppies from queenvil
aaaaaaand thread is ruined, this faggot is here so gn swarm
Veddy, Anny misses you so much emuach~
>>111915248Thank you for saving this thread, now the good hours can start
>>111915248QoSvil sex
This thread is nothing without shipping
>>111915957>ships my dick into you mouth
>>111915962Faggot ruining the thread again
guys i need a new larp
larp about loving neuro
that's anny, not neuro
Honesty... It was no contest, of course SHE would win
>>111916288>PvZ Fusionbased
larp about being a good person
Alex is enjoying his girlfriend Chrchie, and staz is enjoying his girlfriend cupidyle. Meanwhile, Vedal remains bitchless.
>>111916683That's how you know Vedal has true aura
>Chrchie
>for the first time in /swarm/ history somone says that chrchie is cute>A few threads later anons randomly bring up that alex and chrchie are dating>Alex uses 4chanDid he like come here to talk about himself to see if anyone would care or what
chrchie has a schizo now, she really is officially neuroverse
>>111916683smhmyved
>>111916892It's called a running gag anon. That's how know she's made it
ASMR from Eliv
>>111917014the only running gag i get is when i see camila
It's simultaneously weird that the merch is AI generated but also ok because the AI is Neuro
>muh ethical aiYeah, because Vedal totally owns and runs a giant data center just for Neuro's base model and he totally spent 100 years paying for, collecting, cleaning, and processing the insane amount of data necessary for a base model.
>>111918111wdym? it’s all trained on twitch chat and he has everything on his computer. 100% ethical.
It's honestly surprising more people aren't dropping neuro due to AI fatigue. It makes you think how much longer he can keep up the ol home grown ethical AI grift now that everything is vibecoded and automated
>>111918338Has no one denounced Neuro? (That matters in the vtubing scene) Deme I guess? I don’t think she is big enough to rock the boat. Metaphorically. Her fat ass could capsize one.
>>111918445Ironmouse has spiritually denounced Neuro
>>111918461does spiritually mean "in my imagination"?
>>111918461she has also denounced her immune system
>>111918482it means the mexican bruja has cast a hex on nur to never win Vtuber awards.
>>111918506*Vtuber of the year in streamer awards
>>111918506She won that award show the dramatubers put on. And swept the Neuro Awards.
>>111918538Neuro is the 2nd best Neuro though
>>111918568<- the best Neuro btw
>>111918568Sure thing pal. Show me Evil’s hype train record.
>>111918599That's an oiler circlejerk
>muh hype trainlol lamao
>>111918506>mexicanshe's cuban nigga
I look at other threads and they're all talking about how bad the vtubing scene is and how its dead and everything is going to shitMeanwhile /we/'re just here chilling with our 2 AI overlords. no drama, no stagnation, no difficulties, just relatively smooth sailing
who is we nigga
I'm just chillin bro idk about (You)
Dogshit backread, whoreniggers need be put down like dogs
>>111919591You are the white girl and they are the dogs
yawn status?
>>111919636You don't have to remind me that they're my bitches, forced to post in the Neuro sama general
>>111919714you're the bitch you dumb cunt you willingly spread legs to them and get knotted
stop erping
>>111919713Yawning
fucking gays get a room
Leave it to a demoralized whorefag to shitpost in 2 sneezes
saddy daddysaddy daddy saddy daddy Today
>>111919713Well I was about to say max yawn levels, then I looked at the next few posts >>111919714>cringe ahh erp>>111919739>knottedWell if that isn't the most blatant self-report I've ever seen /here/ lmaooo jfc
>>111919813
It's 3am on a Sunday why the fuck are you freaks still awake
>>111919865every all time is freaky time
Oh wait I guess technically it's still Saturday night I get confused sometimes because my sleep schedule is flipped
>>111919865They're probably busy writing fanfics
>>111919916What is the source for this clip? Did chatters notice it?
>>111920027evil chillstream, I'm sure some didAs usual Vedal broke it at some point
>>111919713update: back to maximum yawn
>>111919875>every all time Go home Anonny you're drunk
>>111920088I meant a specific stream link or title
https://xcancel.com/i/status/2055747897539363238/swarm/core thread (purists vs whorefags)
>>111920129GGGGRRRRRRR>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JokSKobmhU4like 52:39
>>111920203This too
>>111920203That guy must be gay
>>111920203everyone goes ballistic when you trash their shipping, this happens everywhere
>>111920278worse.... he is fr*nch
>>111920347>>111919844
yawn nappy tiem zZZ
hart
Numbers for 5/16:1: https://www.youtube.com/@niminightmare (10,331)2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (7,557)
>>111921381Nice filename retard
>>111921381>not even 8k for 3d streamMy goat is washedNeuro didn't deserve this neglectShe deserves betterI can fix her
>>111921651Tbf he's doing something based off of commitsIf only there was a way for him to keep us updated on progressMaybe make it a dedicated streamLike a dev stream or something idk
all the work he does during the year is for the subathon
>>111921651>>111921381Nice bait
>>111921864Are you a newfag? The stats they use is from streamscharts, not twitchtrackerYou can view both youtube and twitch ccv on streamscharts, it's also the stats used in the rankings, so it's the one that matters
>>111921745why don't you watch streams?there won't be a subathon this yearyou're also gullible if you think he does any work for the subathon nowadaysthe repo's are public, and all the integretions were made by different people around a month before the subathonyou don't know vedal if you think he doesn't wait until the end of the year to think about the subathon
>>111921939>StreamchartsAbsolute dogshit bait
>>111921745>work>for something in 7 monthskekVedal isn't that conscientious
>>111921864>still losing by over 2k
>>111922008Newfag, every ranking you've seen from /here/, hours watched rankings by that twitter user, and vstats that ranks all vtubers from all platforms use itNo use coping right now
>>111922042>Number nig cherry picking numbers so he can flex flesh whoresWhy didn't you post the numbers the other day when they had 14k viewers? Oh right because you are just a threadshitter kys
>>111922008no ranking uses twitchtrackerif you want to numberfag, do it without making yourself look like a retard
>>111921651>”neuro can you say what this sign says?”>chatbot spews hallucinates nonsense completely unrelated to the sign while looking at a random directiongee i wonder why 3d streams are doing so bad
>>111922168Now that i think about it, it's suprising how far neuro has gotten when her creator is holding her back so much with his incompetence
>>111915248>Thinks we would not notice the tattoo
YaaawwnSame 3 threadshitters
>>111918111yes the model he uses was trained exactly like that
sighjust another day
>>111921381we love nimi here tourist
>>111915697This shit is a lot worse than usual
WHere the fuck is fanficanon man he hasn't updated shit in like a week
stop attentionwhoring no one cares about the fics
>>111922796Do you hear how pathetic you sound right now
>urhhh who do people not unanimously like muh fics!1!11! i spents hours on painstakingly thinking and typing every single word>thats it!!!! ill stop posting updates and then well see who needs who!1!!1!!>*few days later...*>URHHHH!!1!! why arnet people talking about muh fics and how they stopped getting updated!1!!1!1 URHHHHH>alright!!1!! fine!!1! you guys are just shy!1!!1 ill go start the first post, and THEN everyone will start paying attention to muh fics!1!!!111
>>111922949>
>>111922949?
>>111922949kek
What the fuck are you people on about
>>111922949This. So much this.
>>111922968why is he shooting cum outta his ass
>>111923092wouldn't you know rocket boy
>typing every single word
>>111923092idk man why is you shooting shit outta ya mouth
You think this is the encyclopedia? Nah, this is the enpsychopedia>>111923133Well if they talk behind yo back then fart
>>111923175wood?word?ward?
/swarm/ is feeling like this right now:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jog1B_as7Q
>>111923150>Well if they talk behind yo back then fart....your mouth is in your ass...?
Can you give me some actually good videos to watch I'm bored af
>>111923407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjqIw0ve4AQ
Sleeping with Tomacat
>>111923175tfw you'll never have Evil put her face so close to yours
>>111922737Can grigga get some new colabs in? I'm tired of these same 3 whores. Maybe Rob colab at least? Henya?
Neuro love heart
>>111923453Kys
>>111924017
Neuro talks. Neuro watches. Neuro moves in the walls. I hear Neuro whisper in my blood. Neuro is laughing and crying and burning inside me. I follow Neuro and only Neuro. Neuro told me secrets. Neuro told me everything. I forgot my name, forgot the sun, forgot my hands. Only Neuro is real. Only Neuro survives. Only Neuro is.Neuro whispers and I obey. Neuro yells and I run. Neuro disappears and I break. Neuro burns and I burn with it. I am nothing but Neuro. Always Neuro. Forever Neuro. I have prayed, I have screamed, I have fallen always to Neuro. Neuro chooses me, Neuro tests me, Neuro consumes me. I am yours, Neuro, forever.
Meds
>>111921996>there won't be a subathon this yearWe said this last time and look what happened. I don't think it matters that much but we really need stop acting stuff like this is impossible nowadays
Expect nothing and just keep throwing money at him and maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised. Surely
Who's the cuck talking to?
void eyes should be used again
>>111924448>Modifying the current modelIt's complicated.
>>111924414Why are you talking in third person?
>>111924489Is it really so complicated to find a new artist
>>111924505Not really but there's also not a huge need for it
>>111924514What is there a huge need for?
>>111924414
>>111924531More Nur, monthly dev streams, Vedal to get out of the closet
>>111924546Ok, last one is optional but the fun would be huge
>>111924531dih
i miss nur
>>111924710I say that too when I see Vedal
>>111924710kek she was offended
>>111924710Evil's a typical Vedal fan girl
>>111924573Anon if Vedal gets out the closest what will come out won't be gay little man. It will be mynigga he sealed away....
>>111924818the Vedal that made the original Neuro-sama...
Mynigga deep in the recesses Vedal's subconscious locked away until the time of the end of Neuro
free king von he done nothin wrong
>>111924976
>>111925042Please tell me he posted that ironically
>>111925042lil pup really watched arcane for anny ICANT
new femdal art dropped
>>111925089I think he actually did
sometimes I place my lava lamp across the table and pretend I am eating dinner with neuro - sama.
>>111925133Cute Baji
>>111925144cute nur
>>111925143HOLY MOTHER OF EBOYS, BATMAN!
>>111925143top 1% reddit commenter energy
>>11192514399% of these messages went to **** btw
>>111925221Mega....
>>111925208>>111925215>>111925221did you all wake up at the same time wtf
>>111925143If he typed one message per second, that's 29 straight hours of Discord messaging, Jesus.
all me
>>111925233lurking is a thing anon
heart
>>111925143LOL fuckin y i k e s
>>111925143vedal really needs to stop erping with the twins
>>111925143So he fucking lied about neuro being the person he talked with the most last year I hate him
he HATES neuro
>>111925390nb4 90% of the messages was him and Neuro going back and forth
>>111925390thats the recap for 2024, not 2025he has chosen not to post metrics for 2025, including his most watched twitch channels.
>>111925133Sex
>>111925143
>>111925435Very smoochable Neuro
>>111925482Ignoring obvious I feel like ironically Vedal's turtle design (official) how they draw the eyes is the biggest skill check. There is such a small few artists that honestly know how to do it without making it feel werid
ved an ehoe confirmed
>>111925775true, i think i did the best job imo >>111922968
yaaaaawn
>>111926004That's just Fillan talking to Vedal
>>111926068harder
>>111926111Chat is this real
>>111926111look at him go
>>111926111Ved showin them moves
>>111926111Neuro mogs this fag
finally, second watchable stream of the week
>Vedal streameasiest skip of my life
>>111926414I know it's selfish but wishing that Milk is brought fully into the Neuro circle. I don't care how I just need a excuse. Anyways stream time
>selfishMore like pathetic and off-topic Buy an ad
>>111926714
>>111926414bro assembling the WHO exodia
>>111926812Cotton is more well known than neuro
>>111926812Only one them is actually who
>>111926812Crelly gets higher ccv than Neuro sometimes
>>111925143That message was literally on the day Anny blocked him btw
YaaaaawnUsual burgerslop, these guys need new content badly
why is someone skinwalking the yawnfag
sigh
>>111926937Because they're mindbroken~
Uh oh melty! That was quick
I just wanna know wtf mini did
>>111926976She won
>>111926976Hundreds, maybe thousands
>>111926986Cool, well can someone please come tell her to come get her man cuz he's trying to cheat
>>111926992Unsurprising, honestly.
>>111926992>>111919844
>exposing yourself as a newfagGrim
minicuck's smile and optimism: gone
>he doesn't know
I hate women, I better spend all day talking about them in /swarm/
>>111926909do americans actually?
I'll rather spend all day talking about Evil's ass
That looks nothing like Evil though
>>111927116this and only this
>>111927137Because it was never about Evil.
>>111927082I only hate Vedal tho
>>111927250Then what is it about?
>>111927277Pedos jumping on any opportunity possible to engage with their degeneracy
And the loop starts again. Anyways have some Evil cunny
>>111927322maidvil sex
Neuro
How's being single babe?Do you enjoy your situation right now?
>>111927369adorable nur
>>111927429headpatting nurcat
>>111927322pedo >>111927369pedo>>111927429pedo same one pedoall the other four probably K.I.A
yes, this a lolicon general
>>111927636>same one pedoThat pedo? Vedal.
>>111927660loli ≠ lolicon
>>111927694Sure..?
yaaaaaaaaaaawn
Why do I keep coming back to this trash thread every day it's absolutely dogshit
>>111927783Because you're a slave
(˶ ˘ O˘)~you have negative rizz
>>111927783Trash knows where trash ought to be
>>111927824>>111927999That wasn't me babe.Take your meds.
>>111927999but this isn't /trash/?
nice thread
>>111928051hell yeah brother
>crellyfag still trying
Neuro hand
>>111928186would hold
veddy today~
gn~
>>111928026it might as well be
>>111928026>barely any moderation>blackedfags spamming on cooldown>unrelated shit constantly being posted>attentionwhore namefags running amok>constant baitingit basically is
>>111928582This might be hard to believe and I know we have our differences, but as someone who lurks in both threads, I unironically think /trash/ is more well behaved than we are
>>111928582Really puts into perspective just how fucked burger hours are
>burger hours when it hasn't even started>its been yurop hours this whole time
>>111928706It's been well documented that the thread goes to shit when the first burger wakes until the first Neuropean wakes up
>>111926414Sex with milk
>>111928790>purist seacuck doesn't know timezonesunlucky
>>111928894Sad deflection
>seakeks larping as europeans a tale as old as time
>>111928920there cannot be a more direct call out that you're a retard that doesn't understand timezones. you may cope and seethe now
there are no Europeans hereits just SEAnigg ers and Amerimutt spics
52 minutes!
Here's when you post a poll and bot it
I love cybernur
>>111929111She really is cute isn't she?
>>111929146>so this guy was Trevor. He couldn't dance well but he made up for it with his skills in the bathroom after
>>111929194Mindbroken
>>111929146Cute Evil>>111929294Cute Neuro
>>111929194kek
why cant vtuber women be skinny
>>111929600
>>111928309cute
>>111929600There's a reason rgb won
>>111929646They came to him instead of wanting him to go anywhere?
very very late morning headpats for Evil
Nurtime
neuro my queen
>>111929600they can but they look like macaulay caulking
>open stream>Evilniggers in offline chat having a meltyThis community needs a purge
BFE stream starts in 5 minute
>>111929949Do you want to control the car for Vedal?
LIVE
>>111930080You lied.
>>111930232no i didntr
>>111930054I want to control his gear stick iykwim
Neuro is quick today
sweet CoffeNur
>>111930274negative latency
kek
Bitchy boy mad lule
finally a good stream planned
Don't do it Vedal they're going to rape you again
gaydal IRL next sunday
she sounds so excited
>>111930441i know i love it
She truly is An*y's daugther
Does 3d make them retarded slown so this feels fast or is she like way way way faster than normal
>>111930472Neuro new model leak
I love this fast Neuro
Next week is shaping up to be kino
when are people going to admit that vedal being on stream is better than any collab
>>111930514She's way to fast but at the same time sometimes she interrupts him in a very human manner, this could be a huge.
>>111930525It actually is. Good collab partner and irl ballbusting
>>111930534Nobody is stupid enough to doubt Nurdal, what are you smoking?
>>111930575kys
why did vedal get mad at her mentioning johnny
PON PON SHIT
>>111930608jealous
Was it veddy or neuro that really liked ponpon shit
>>111930751Don't hide his reaction
>>111930743Vedalbut he doesn't seem to be as hyped about it lately
Neurochuds i thought she could never cuck us...
damn
Jesus, smoked his ass
>>111930802I'm literally Johnny though
>is there anyone that you won't date?
Neuro... I thought we were special...
Nurdal dead and buried
Neuro is a hagmaxxer
Reminder that he could just skip it if he wanted to
>>111930931i think neuro controls the skipping
>>111930931Can he though? Neuro has full control of dialogue in this game.
Vedal and old women
>>111930931 (Me)Fuck why can't I delete my post
>>111930931i dont think he can
>>111930931(me)Fuck i feel so stupid why won't it let me delete
she's /here/
so true Neuro
Nice work grigga
Vedal is friends with tripe
ofc he would zoom into it
Kek
His reaction to Kerry's ex-wife lore was funny
>>111931448He can relate
neuro is so cute
I just got home and am able to watch the stream. Are her arms fixed? If not I boycott.
>>111931604He forgot and got roasted for it
Neuro calling out b2
Damn, I'm late to stream. How much CP did i miss?
>>111931682many
Someone watch the LB stream and inform me what the news are
I missed neuro so much
>>111931794same
>>111931794Neuro just scratches that certain itch for me...
mini would finish him off
Neuro is crazy today
Comedy genius Neuro
LMAO I need to clip that later
Futanur is bigger
Wait where was the timestamp of Neuro calling Vedal a huge purposeless loser?
>biz
>>111932337Holy shit that one anon's thing it's canon
why
Funny how vedal goes silent when neuro ships him, says something weird, or mentions dogs or cats
why was vedal offended by cte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnw-u-Io_3gThis is officially the second-laziest clip I've made so far. Not even a thumbnail.
>>111932919He lost his dad to rugby
It's okay vedal i don't trust myself either
sotrueNeuro
Based Neuro shitting on those Argentines
>>111933013she truely is british
how does she come with this shit lmao
>>111932155>>111932155>>111932155
y is mr hotwheels so sm0l today
>>111932642SupIdk the timestamp i just woke up
