▼ Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website: https://phase-connect.comOfficial Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.comOfficial Twitter: https://x.com/PhaseConnect | https://x.com/PhaseConnectJPOfficial Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferencesOfficial Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchiveUnofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Lia】https://x.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou◆【Utatane Nasa】転寝ナサ (JP) https://x.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa◆【Hakushika Iori】白鹿いおり (JP + EN) https://x.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika◆【Fujikura Uruka】https://x.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka◆【Shisui Michiru】紫翠みちる (JP) https://x.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui◆【Tenma Maemi】https://x.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma◆【Pipkin Pippa】https://x.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kaneko Lumi】https://x.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi◆【Fuura Yuri】[Terminated] https://x.com/AmarisYuri | Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive◆【Dizzy Dokuro】https://x.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro◆【Jelly Hoshiumi】https://x.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi◆【Ember Amane】https://x.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane◆【Clio Aite】https://x.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite◆【MariMari_en】https://x.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en◆【Eepy Sleepy】https://x.com/EepySleepyCh | https://youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Remilia Nephys】https://x.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys◆【Chisaka Airi】https://x.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi◆【Amanogawa Shiina】https://x.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina◆【Himemiya Rie】https://x.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie◆【Erina Makina】https://x.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina◆【Komachi Panko】https://x.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Runie Ruse】https://x.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse◆【Eimi Isami】https://x.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami◆【Muu Muyu】https://x.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu◆【Hikanari Hina】https://x.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina◆【Saya Sairroxs】[Hort] https://x.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kannagi Loki】巫ロキ (JP) https://x.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki◆【Kokoromo Memory】[Phase Citizen] https://x.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory◆【Gram Pico】倉夢ぴこ (JP) https://x.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico◆【Ayase Yuu】絢世ユウ (JP) https://x.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_◆【Kaminari Clara】[Graduated] https://x.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Malice Evermore】https://x.com/MaliceEvermore | https://youtube.com/@maliceevermore | https://twitch.tv/maliceevermore◆【Nitya Nil】https://x.com/Nitya_Nil | https://youtube.com/@Nitya_Nil | https://twitch.tv/nitya_nil◆【Wilhelmina Frost】https://x.com/wilhelminafr0st | https://youtube.com/@wilhelminafrost | https://twitch.tv/wilhelminafrost◆【Bibi Biscuit】https://x.com/BibiBiscuitCh | https://youtube.com/@bibibiscuitch | https://twitch.tv/bibibiscuitch◆【Anya Nyabyss】https://x.com/AnyaNyabyss | https://youtube.com/@AnyaNyabyss | https://twitch.tv/anyanyabyss◆【Sinon Sinfonia】https://x.com/SinonSinfonia | https://youtube.com/@SinonSinfonia | https://twitch.tv/sinonsinfoniaPrevious Thread: >>111908168
astral projecting my semen directly into Airi's womb to make her a mother
Do foids really like Pippa or do they cosplay her because she's popular?
>>111915901Are you going to astral project the child support money as well?
>>111915930yeah foids see Pippa and say "she's literally me"
>>111915930they like pippa because she is popular, not threatening, and her design is cute and easy to replicate
>>111915930link?
>>111915947Don't talk silly anon, that's impossible
I Lo<3 UAP
>>111916022@seori091
Lumi has a dirty pussy.
>>111915930isn't that seori? a man?
>>111915930That's a dude.
>>111916061What is a man? I only know body type 1 and body type 2.
>>111915930please post female cosplayers if you are going to post 3dpd
>>111915930those are man fingers
>>111916114Pippa would never have a navel piercing.
WMWF ConnectWMAF ConnectWMLF ConnectWMBF ConnectHMOFA ConnectPhase Unity
>>111916128Pippa would never post pantsu photos online, so we have to compromise somewhere
Now that Tenma revealed herself as an antisemite we're all going to cancel Phase, right?
>>111916175Don't ask Dizzy and Ember their opinion on Israel
>>111916090body type 1 can show nipplesbody type 2 can't
Thankfully PCG moved on my orders. Citizen schizo lost KEK. Sorry I was busy today not like you jobless faggots but the threads will be better now.
>>111916090>not mentioning body type 3stop chudwhistling anon
>>111916223you are not the baker
Thankfully someone requested Avid so I didn't have to pay again!
>>111916193I'm surprised Ember has an opinion on Israel at all.
Forza's AI car has been based on playstyle of players since 2013, which is why they're so aggressive
>>111916251A lot of people pretending to be me these days but I'm the original [Hort] baker. Im not happy that you gets let the thread be vandalized for 2 days but we can work on that.
Clio Aite has a gigantic balloon head
>>111916313
>>111916321onion aite
>>111916313you are still not the baker
>>111916342Love my wife
>>111916052
>>111916348There's literally no reason to doubt its me unless you're retarded. Im not going to dox myself just to prove it to a bunch of fat anime faggots. You have no idea what you are talking about as usual.
>>111916403still not the baker
>>111916455
Anya is one of the most creatively talented Phasers but she's afflicted with the equivalent of some 19th century lunatic asylum tier schizotypal psychosis that prevents her from functioning enough to pursue it
>>111916491I don't want her but hope she reaches at least some of her smaller goals, and maybe I'm remembering wrong but if one of those allows for feet I very much support that.
Rapes you
I enjoy staring at people
marimari_enprincess of /pcg/
Me too Pippa me too
>>111916630
I will put my children in Lumi's dirty pussy... Even if it costs me everything. Even if the acidic environment dissolves my penis completely..! I WON'T HESITATE! MY SWIMMERS ARE STRONG! I WILL IMPREGNATE THIS CITRUS SLUT! /pcg/ GIVE ME STRENGTH! (and maybe some deodorant)
Oh yeah Bibi is being cute again time to jerk off
>>111916632I misread this as princess of pog
i am sick again which phase girl should i hire to nurse me back to health
>>111916627
>>111916723runie
>>111916688>Bibi is being cute againMust be a day that ends with Y.
>>111916723dizzy
>>111916773>>111916723
>>111916723Dizzy is the designated nurse of Phase Connect
>>111916795She'll turn you into a BOW but you'll be too horny to care.
I havent had a gf for the 29 years ive been on this earth. Which phaser should I watch
>>111916820Well yeah she took care of Lumi when she got sick
>>111916838runie
>PIPPA, HEEY PIPPA. DID YOU TRY TRACTION CONTROL.You faggots are just bad drivers
>>111916723Dizzy. Despite her girlfailure nature other girls have genuinely attested to how motherly she is when they are sick and how much she has taken care of them. Also she has her own nurse costume.Alternatively if you want another option, Shiina. Pippa has RAVED about how adept she is as a caregiver when someone is sick. Either of these two are your best bet.
An incredibly horny Tenma sexually assaulting me.
>>111916762
>>111916843but Lumi said no one knows where she lives... h-how is that possible?
>>111916832Oh I got a bio organic weapon between my legs alright
>>111916891The other Wish girls do because they are so close. Or at least Dizzy does, anyway. While I'm sure she trusts Ember and Jelly enough to know her address they'd presumably have no need for it.
>>111916910thinking about it now Lia probably knew she could have delayed the stream by 1 hour
>>111916910anons call this yuri baiting but if I said this to another guy you would call me gay
Bibi's card got declined...
>>111916938Different rules for different genders. Take for example locker room etiquette. Women in locker rooms constantly comment and compliment each other's bodies and grab each other's asses and tits and it isn't considered gay at all. Meanwhile if you look at a dude's hog for 0.2 seconds too long everyone will think you're a fag. Just the way it is man.
Pippa should masturbate and let off some of that stress
>>111917009You can grab my ass, anon, I don't mind
>>111916838Same
>>111916838Jelly maybe
Finding out that Lumi is Chinese kind of killed her appeal. There's like 20 of them in Phase already. And I love them dont get me wrong but....
>>111917108Lumi isn't Chinese, quit falling for retarded bait.
>>111916910overlap hort no stream
>>111917108She's Central Asian
Vtubers are human trash and the viewers are victims
>>111917035Fagknight? Is that you?
>>111917108you could just wait next week or next month until she moves on from being chinese-bulgarian
>>111917108LumI kanEko
lumi has such a slavic personality i would actually be shocked if she was anything else
>>111917267>slavic personalityNo she absolutely does not. She has a haughty northeastern American woman personality. I would know, I grew up amongst them.
Khaneko Lumi it was in front of us all along
>>111917267Can't she be one of those eastern russians (asians) pretending to be from western russia (europe)?
>>111916090It's a nonbirthing person
>>111917205Don't be silly, I'm just being friendly
we need need NEED a French phaseconnectASAP
>>111917323but trans women can't give birth
>>111917354>Guaranteed to cheat on you>Likely brown>Complete cowardsWhy the fuck do you want a French woman for ANYTHING?
I was out last night, who's pibbles?
>>111917399watch airi vod
Do you think I could start making money on my art? https://files.catbox.moe/47j7oq.jpg
>>111917354
>>111917407ok
>>111917410nigga, i'll pay you not to make art
>>111917410looks traced
>>111917428Does Lia have any non played up/ironic/joke GFE vods?
>>111917464whate the fuck
>>111917391ririgaki is pretty cute aside from the fact that she had a black dude inside of her
Clara rape
>>111917552
>>111917464
PFTFhttps://x.com/i/status/2055835020171051285
>>111917574>>111917538Yeah thought so
What percentage of her fans would you be ok with Rie having sex with
>>111917584eimi
>>111917562she has the power to convert thousands of chuds with a simple countdown but alas
>>111917608i don't care about rie
Sad bee wanted it
>>111917410Consider shoving those balls up Pupperunie's rectum. Then we're talking.
Do you guys think Lia has ever... you know... YOU KNOW......?
Lia but she loves her liacons
>>111917730yeah, she gave me one of the bottles while it was still warm
>>111917732
>>111917705Why?
>>111917856NTA but because she's boring
>>111917856
I would knock up:LiaLumiMariAnd maybe Airi.
(You) don't deserve nice things.
>>111917958this but runie and bibi
That must be why I am /here/, with (you)
>got my gf into taking knots>shes having sex with him before i get home and doesnt feel like having sex with meWhat do I watch tonight
>>111917960why does every lumi post have to be some psu-ed shit? stfu
>>111918042Kiba or Kana for that "getting cucked by a dog" experience.
>>111917960
>>111918042the inside of a plastic bag over your head.
>bibi doing meme drawings again>no one is making pngs of it
>>111918096>
>>111918043i'm gonna assume you meant pseud but are too brown to read or type.
>>111918070she allegedly got Yuri back. why isn't she using her?
>wonder why the UK is at is in 2026>check out some of their music from the 2010s>it's all white guys with blackface on larping as AfricansWell anyway, I'm not going to Birmingham to see the Phasers. If Phase wants to go to a European con they should choose one in a country that's not fucked.
>>111917960no one deserves anything
>male vtuber fan artist is posting Pippa crossdressing pics againThis maybe off topic but why is this hobby filled to the brim with fags?
>>111918209if you call watching vtubers a hobby, you got a big procrastination problem in your hands
list of phasers who have said "cunny" on stream?
>>111918234as if you can't watch vtubers while doing something else
>>111918209It might just be Pippa because we have confirmed accounts of a Pippa femboy orgy at Offkai last year.
>>111918263funnily enough I've never seen Muyu say cunny but I'm sure she has. same with Wemi.
>>111918275>making out with pippa femboy>he sounds exactly like her>reach down>no dickwhat do?
I'm gonna be honest. You guys lack an identity, and this corporation is exploiting you. These characters they're selling you, are just means you use to create an identity for yourself. You are obsessed with their designs, their faces, their "unique characteristics". But it's not really entertaining.
>>111918275>Pippa femboy orgy at OffkaiSound's like a std factory.
>>111918296Vomit. Women are disgusting.
>>111918275>unfunny niggers with 1 joke say shit on twitter>we have confirmed accountsdo we tho
>>111918275pics or didn't happen
>>111918297Okayyyy :3
>>111918314Pippa is not a woman, she is a girlie
>>111918269she would ruin me
>>111918297
>>111918330Pippa is the most woman of all womans
>>111918297It's not that deep, dude. I just watch vtubers to jackoff.
Why hasn't Jelly been in Phase World? I thought she'd be all over that.
>>111918155she did
>>111918275>Pippa femboy orgy at OffkaiImagine the stench...
>>111918378crusty
>>111918349She doesn't like vanilla Minecraft.
>>111918378The femboy is probably cleaner than the real Pippa
>>111918378The blood and feces...
None cares
>>111918411OK but still... Surely my oshi couldn't be this antisocial...
>>111918378don't have to imagine, I was there
Sex with Jets
>>111918349There are reasons
Lewdtubers should study how to be erotic like Bibi Biscuit
Would you have sex with bibi is she left teeth marks on your cock
>>111918567based
>>111918585yes
>>111918567oh, now I remember. political agenda in my block game tweet. Is she still suspended?
>>111918585I'd be ok with it as long as she tried her best
rape Clara
>>111918480Hey, it's Pibbles!
>>111918570It's that olympic ice skating thing all over again. Women say men are shallow but if given the choice they will go for the cute bubbly girl over the hot and slutty one 9 times out of 10
>>111918635Who?
Clara raped ME
>>111918635She has a butterface.
>>111918378>>111918416It’s not fucking worth it man. They’re not as soft as girls and they don’t smell anywhere as nice. The poo stench of fucking a femboy ESPECIALLY one who likes phase is not worth it.
>>111918650Yeah and I want a girl like Bibi to do porn
>>111918693Most of them like shit.
>>111918710No you don't. You think you want it but it would destroy her whole appeal. Porn isn't cute
I have mommy issues
>>111918727My fetish is women becoming morally compromised though.
>>111918349Because chudknights won't shut up about the implications if she did.
I love Hime so much that sometimes it makes me want to scream and tear my own heart out of my chest.
>>111918727You would destroy your dick if Bibi rubbed her pussy on stream be honest
>>111918760You're just evil>>111918770No.
Why is Tenma so harsh on her own country?
>>111905600>signs in English終わりだ
>>111918794what did she say about Canada?
<3
>>111918787Is it evil to want to see Bibi gradually pulled by her chat into becoming sluttier until she can't stop thinking about sex and starts drawing erotic scenes during her streams?
>>111918805That they should stop being tsundere and just come and compete already
>>111918767If you did that I bet she would remember you forever
>>111918822Yes.
>>111918829I don't think she'd care that much.
>>111918808Is cookie a verbal tic?
>>111918770nta but yes, doesn't mean she should do porn though
>>111918760same
Tenmas euro ranking
Didn't know Tenma was antisemitic like this. This is a problem. I will be sending Sakana a strongly worded letter urging him to educate Tenma
https://x.com/i/status/2055222919618564338Phaser for this feeling?
Watching Lingerie office and imaging Clara as the redhead that gets fucked by all the CEOs
>>111918843Self-induced.
>>111918876
>>111918821>Smol Rodgers lol
>>111918745I always said some vtuber ought to have the dead anime mom hair
>>111918876Does Sakana filter for fats? We don't have any fatties.
>>111918745airi really loves playing dress up
Why is tenma so fucking hairy
>>111918876real answer: Eimi Isami special mention: Phase Friend Hina Bobina
>>111918959you know what's really fucked up? do a google image search for Eimi Isamifucking cumbum is all over the results page
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=3511712this but airi
>>111918977She is her groomer in chief
>>111918988404just make a screenshot
I am up to no good
>>111919023I would buy whatever shitbox she is selling
Which Phaser would be the best for the corruption/mind break/prostitution/moral degeneration tags?
jelly should look like this
>>111919016okits a tapestry of thishttps://files.catbox.moe/mxrejk.jpg
>>111919067lumi
>>111919067Willy
>>111919108Lumi is already an insufferable whore though.
>>111919211yes but shes not lewd
>>111919211
https://files.catbox.moe/ugvkgx.jpg
>>111919067Shina and Pippa
>>111918411>She doesn't like vanillaNeither does Nitty. Or Muyu. Or Amy. Or Sleepy. Any more copes?
>>111919276bodysuits are peak
>>111919085That's just Moon Jelly
Where are they driving?
>>111918808>waaah 2026 is so hard going on constant trips
>>111919508Old people hate travel
>>111919476No streams town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyFvWVOv0Sk
>>111919411and yet they deliver awesome content because it’s not about techfagging but having fun and interacting with each other. Chat dgaf about your high skill builds if you sitting like a hermit in your hole and don’t interact with your mates
>>111915930They see Pippa, go "she's literally me", and then become streamers if they aren't or make fanart of her.
>>111917009>Take for example locker room etiquette. Women in locker rooms constantly comment and compliment each other's bodies and grab each other's asses and tits and it isn't considered gay at all. Meanwhile if you look at a dude's hog for 0.2 seconds too long everyone will think you're a fagThat doesn't make sense, man. In my experience it's the opposite with male gyms: constant jokes about each other's bodies, butt slapping, grabbing tummies to mock the lack of low fat %
>>111919640damn this bitch is so funny and interesting i see why everyone posts about her constantly
clara get rape
croc fellhttps://youtu.be/HCWL2a-1qXM?t=8411
>>111919680but you cant go to any gym and start immediately throwing such jokes because you’ll be considered faggot, first you must build trust unlike women never trust each other
>>111919957>The Chad plummet
Imagine cumming inside Muyu but then she starts crying afterwards, because she is scared of raising children.
>>111920003:(
>>111918745samemy actual motherly relatives (like mom, aunts, cousins, older sisters) were good and raised me fine. but for some reason I'm still into older women instead of girls my age
>>111920059NEVER open a runie stream bro, for your own good
>>111919957>You wouldn't jump off a cliff if all of your friends did it, right?Sinon...
>>111919640With how heavily she leans into her S while speaking its surprising she's not a snake vtuber.
>>111920059Being into mentally stable women is normal.
>>111920003
>>111920059You associate good women as older subconsciously
Airi is so cute, bros...
>>111920213That what she gets for cartwheeling in a minefield.
Is this true? Do vtubers actually care?
Tenma is having a melty over eurovision
>>111920412>Watching EurovisionShe did this to herself
>>111920380Some do, they're women after all and they get jealous
why was this privated?
>>111920380completely reverse this and retards will actually believe it
>>111920498the spirit of sinon possesed the 3d model
>>111920498Apparently she the game minimized the whole time or something like that, she made the decision that the stream was to scuffed to leave up.
>>111920559Phase for this feel?
>>111920582
When will Pippa complain about this?
>>111920582phase yourself into a woodchipper
>>111920598menace...
Hag sex
>>111920380
>>111920498It wasn't the video game.
I've spent this whole weekend sleeping...
>>111920655same, honestlynot the worst thing you could do
>>111920655this but jizzing
>>111920655Depression's a bitch.
>>111920380I'm sure it's a big deal for 2viewsbut that's the nature of parasociality, it's all ephemeral and there's no real commitment from either party
>>111920655
>>111920498
So Anya did a boobcam stream and you faggots didn't tell me? I hate you all.
>>111920937it wasn't good
>>111920498It was too sexual
>>111920956agent 4'7" was kinoI wish she kept it
>>111920937I hate you specifically so I didn't tell you
>>111920956>every single stream must be perfectI fucking hate when streamers do this, faggot thing to do.
>>111921017It was literally 1:30 hours of troubleshooting and 30 mins of gameplay
>>111921046so whatis it about new viewers? They're more likely to check out the debut, your actual videos or most popular vods.even if they do see the most recent, the scuffed one will only be the most recent for a small period of time.any other option better than lost media, some of my favorite moments from streams have been deleted later cause a phaser randomly decided to do so.
>>111920956How sexy was it
>>111921110so it's a shit stream so she privated it
>>111921096I want Naizuri from Shiina
>>111921110Women can be very autistic and retroactively decide a stream isn't worth keeping up anymore, that's how we lost the kino michiru guitar stream. still sad about that.
Why is Tenma tweeting about some European music contest at 3 am?
>>111921208She's European
>>111921143She spread her legs on stream.
>>111921208Tourist-sama...
Just woke up, did anyone else see Tenma's xeet seething about our greatest ally?
>>111921253Wow
>>111921208Eurovision is a big deal for europeans for some fucking reason.
Very organic posting
>>111921265>Just woke upYou're not american, how is Israel your greatest ally?
>>111921276early morning hours always brings these posters
>>111921289We're all American here
>>111921271Eurovision is the superbowl of Europe
>>111920498>No witnessesNo vod = no witnesses
>ear bread>feel bad>eat hard boiled egg>feel good
Being an incel is a choice
Nini /pcg/!
>>111921394that's called being a volcel
This is proof that Nitty should become more lewd
>>111921394Being a whore is also a choice
>>111921394did she actually say this?
>>111921394TRVKE
>>111921394Is that why Lumi chooses to be a virgin?
>>111921402Nini brother
>>111921394Lumi would say this,
Why do inflammatory posts always get the biggest reaction when they're paired with a Lumi image?
>>111921392gluten bad
>>111921472Gumis are literally the jews of /pcg/, they're behind every shitpost in the thread
>>111921472>the truth is inflammatory
>>111921472There being nothing wrong with Pedophilia is not an inflammatory statement
>>111920772this picture has made me smile :)
>>111920380>fat balding retard stopped spamming 'hello' in my chat>my life is ruined, I need psychiatric helpwomen...
>>111921289My sleep scedule is fucked up
>>111921618>fat balding retard stopped paying me to say 'hello' in my chatftfy
>>111920582Hakushika Larry I'm the one filling him with cum
>>111921618excuse me, i am also a gooner
>>111921460Nini brother!
>>111920655I've done nothing and gotten not enough sleep
>we won EurovisionGrim. I don't think anyone here even watches that trash since the Conchita Wurst season. Disgusting Germans.Also Tenma can suck my 9 incher, fuckign gypo.
phase has too many elves. where are the goblins?
>>111921896>eurovisionisnt that the gay song/fashion world cup for women?
which phaser tolerates parasocials the most?
>>111921937lumi
>>111916253Well batspammer, I will never ever watch this streamer, and I just woke up so my mood is entirely neutral. I have Lumi, and struggle to keep up with the other girl's vods, but since you've shoved her handcam in my face, I'll rate her this once. I really don't like her hands. Her fingers are crooked to a point where it's upsetting. She gets 4.78/10. This is permanent. Critical components of her hands have developed in ways I don't admire. While I do like sharp, long nails, I loathe lazy, simple black nails. They often remind me of cheap $2 glue on nails you'd buy at a dollar store. She probably would've received a 5 for having natural nails, as long as they are clean. Lots of problems within this display. Honestly, I don't appreciate your post.
>>111921921dizzytenma
>>111921937I'm literally marrying lumi.
>>111921929It's a pageant for the most generic europop shit song of the year and Western countries only send their most prolapsed and posed gays so their grannies can clap at the wokeness.
>>111921966that post was 5.5 hours ago dawg
What if hime introduced you to her parents as her gay best friend? Would you play along and suck her dad off
I love lumi. I just do.
>>111916253>brown albozerg goblina building Gundam Wing trashI'm going to vomit.
>>111921975why did israel and australia send contestants?might as well include USA, canada, new zealand, japan and south korea at that point
You say you love lumi but would you take her on vacation in SEA to a 5 star resort and pay for everything? Would you climb the tallest tree and pluck the juiciest durian fruit for her whles she lays on the beach? Would you cut it up for her even though these fruits smell like rotting sewege? Would you eat lumis stinky pussy while she eats the stinky fruit you chopped up for her?
>>111922020If Japan and Korea send some of their idol whores I might watch it. But that's why they won't do it, this is not meant for males to enjoy. This is for gays and women.
>>111922021yesthis is me after fingering lumi(im going to eat this)
>>111922021Lumi is now Bulgarian Chinese. I'll just take her here so she gets the full Bulgarochina experience.The only thing that will be plucked is walnuts from my grandfathers orchard and Lumi will be on the ladder. I'll be holding the ladder and looking at her scrawny ass.
>>111921988I would consider allowing her family to suck mine; but only as a display of dominance during hime's perma collaring ceremony. still kinda gay.
>>111922058you didnt have to say that last part, shes insecure about her ass
>>111921987I just woke up, and it was at the top. I didnt read the time. I just saw hands and my mind sent out it's judgment, in another timeline my post was minutes after his.
>>111922021girls that aren't from SEA don't wanna eat durian
Is this a funny comic? I am worried nearly a decade of isolation has ruined my social skills https://files.catbox.moe/ujzzj4.png
>>111922089in the time it took you to shit out your babble you should've realized you were typing into the void unless you are actually retarded
>>111922126Every time I post here I'm posting into the void, and expect nothing in return.
>>111922139same
>>111915930They see anons saying they want to rape pippa and they want to be her
New>>111922157>>111922157>>111922157
>>111922021hmm. yes to the vacation because duh that's my job. no to the tree; I'm too valuable to be dicking around like I'm 20. I would never go down on her unless she was fully immobilized and blindfolded. just feels too bottom coded, always hated it.I'd rather spend the vacation teaching her how to figure out what it is she is thinking so she could say it and have fun making her walk around the beach with her leash
>>111922159kys early retard
>>111922180Bro just accept that you lost hortschizo and move
>>111921921no gobbos here unfortunately
>>111922180It's not me he's pretending to be me again he just linked early
>People would rather be stuck with a bat thread than 2 page early bake
>>111922204I dont personally care for hort but early baking is gay and retarded>>111922219youre probably even worse with all the 'pretend' comments
>>111921951>>111921973for real?
>>111922180KEK schizobaker melty you have to follow my orders and move
shut up about the thread and talk about fun ways to degrade your oshi
>>111922242I dont read the op. Your war never really mattered.
>>111922256yes
>>111922256They arent lying.
>>111922218how do you actually balance worldbuilding where you want the standard cannon fodder rapey low intelligence male goblins that exist to humble cocky adventurers, and shortstack cock-hungry bottom-heavy living onahole female goblins without making them two separate races
>>111922256yes, for a variety of improbable but true reasons.
>third worldie spam replying
>>111922309It's actually not me he's just falseflagging
The Legendary Knight who saved /pcg/
>>111922292Easy.1) Female goblins have double the strength of male goblins.2) They like white men.
>>111922292make it so neither are actually attracted to their own kind for magic reasons
It was so nice when he wasn't doing this every thread.
>>111922295this poster is boring.>>111922292see this, this is what I don't get. thank you for raising this. how can I risk consensual sex with their women when I know they are literal trash mobs
>>111922335Why are you a saya anti?
>>111922326>>111922334it's not an attraction problem. like that other anon said, their race exists to fuck with you. their women are still goblins. they're racial foes. rape, sure. turning your back? fuck no
>>111922334that might actually work
>>111922304such as?
>>111922338>>111922363i mean people still want to fuck goromost people here would fuck a latina
>>111922356two of them were me!
>>111922383she gets what she needs and I get what I want.
>>111922392>would fuck a spicoh Christ above. that puts things into perspective but damn
>>111922463what? you wouldnt fuck anya?
>>111922514no, she gives me a similar vibe someone else did. I just meant spics and niggers are literal goblins so the lore works just fine. I may need a shower. I had a colonizing fetish in high school and we'd aways go on vaca in latin/carib area
>>111922322>third worlder barks when you tell them to
>>111922267>>111922279elaborate
>>111922593You'll still have to move on my orders :)
>its esl shocker
>>111922593 it genuinely isn't me the schizo just keeps linking early I was gonna link on 10
>>111922602no
>>111922627there exists no such thing as linking earlyyou bake you link otherwise you are a nigger
>>111922652There is I'm just making sure the saya anti doesn't win
>>111922671Dog fuckers should be antid
>>111922431>she gets what she needswhich is
>>111922727deep massage inside her pussyfollowed by deep misanthropy as soon as she had enough.
>>111922671there is no 'winning'whoever bakes should link their thread right away and they shouldnt do it early for fucks sakeno one cares about this stupid tag war STOP
>>111922727understanding herself well enough to be herself. rather than disappear into the mirror.
>>111922292Maybe this can provide some inspirationhttps://f95zone.to/threads/goblin-layer-v0-58-7-parodos.89175/
dolphin porn
>>111922292female goblins are constructs made by wizards, real goblins are male only and need to rape to reproduce
>>111922822Turbo ip molester
>>111923014Imma molest you
Lumi will post her hands on twitter today if this is the last post in this thread.
>>111923296ok
>>111923316You are a bad person.
>>111923330why?