Who wins in a brap off?
>>111922461me when I huff it all
irys
>>111922461I'm going with the dark horse here: BaeHer diet should make her abominably gassy
>>111922613Home cook vs $200 of Uber eats slop a day
>>111922461we all do
Why is fart powerscaling the only thing this board is good at?
>>111922461the autobrapton
>>111922461>no Mori>no ccWhy bother?
>>111922461Calli, obviously. It wouldn't even be close. She would blow out the windows and all the nearby car alarms would be blaring.
Raora
>>111924575
>>111924480that's why i didn't include her. She'd win by default
>>111925007So, it's like asking who has the second worst idol step?
>>111922461IRyS and it's not even close
>>111922461IRyS subsist on shitty snacks
>>111922461Kronii has the kimchi buff, but I'm pretty sure Bae had a phase where she ate only chili for like a week straight
>>111926170What kimchi buff she hates her heritage
>>111922461are any of them lactose intolerant? they'll usually win
>>111927968I think all three of them are. They’re all Asian.
>>111928246any of them have dairy regularly?
>>111922461Kronii after blended subway
>>111928414Bae used to drink strawberry milk. Not sure if she still does.
>>111922461It's Bae. Her milk induced farts must be rancid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI5v6MGl0rA
So look, iRyS eats a lot of Japanese food right? That is going to be anti-gassy. What about Kronii? Canadian food is closer to American. Plus Kronii is large and in charge. Bae is too tiny to produce huge ones even with Austraian diets.
>>111922461Whoever is judging But real answer is Mori Cowlliope
>>111929466I believe a mating press can help with this
>>111928692I think she stopped because of her PT and the toots
>>111922461toss up, all 3 of them are chugging protein drinks
>>111922461owo kwonii
Why is iRyS so tanned?
>>111926740lil dick
>>111922461Me, because I get to smell all of it
>>111922461You need to add criteria OP:>loudness>wetness>odor intensity
>>111930800Need to run an AI fart detector on her old streams. She had to miss the mute button at least once.
>>111922461What the FUCK is wrong with you
>>111933205I'm honestly surprised gigi ripped ass on stream yet. Kronii has, mori has, cece has, irys has nerissa has. Whatvia ahe waiting for?
>>111933205Sorry. Gigi would do well in a brap off, but she wouldn’t win.
>En tubersWeak. HoloJp has Vivi who only tried a bidet this year and doesn't like the feeling of a showerhead near her butthole. It reeks down there.
>>111933391I'm surprised clippers dont have a video of every single instance of this
>>111933517Japanese food is notoriously light and healthy. I don't see why theirs would be more severe
>>111932015Don’t forget length.>>111933557NTA, but they have sweet potatoes. They eat a lot of so.y beans. They have fried foods like karaage and kushikatsu. They eat a lot of eggs. They have curry and gyudon. Natto.
>>111933540>Kroniihttps://streamable.com/7i00rf>Morihttps://youtu.be/nzukVcF4Tfw>CChttps://files.catbox.moe/wq4wvl.mp4>IRySBeen tracking this a long time. Don’t even remember a claim of a fart from her. >Nerissahttps://streamable.com/wk7euqThere’s also this supposed fart from Bae, but it doesn’t sound like one to me:https://files.catbox.moe/n663m2.mp4
It would be quite a shame if shit rat couldn't bust ass with the best of them.
>>111933205would gigi rather sniff Mori's or CC's farts?
>>111934307jesus christ do people tracks their farts?
>>111936265My poor, naive little anon…https://rentry.org/vtuberingo2
>>111935276Probably Mori’s
>>111922461bae is still young her digestive system still works perfectly and her asshole is thight and stretchy, so it would probably be better to pick someone else like kronii that food stays longer in her intestine giving it time to rot and smell, her asshole is not as stretchy so it will probably all come out in a quick and potent
>>111934307>CC and Nerissa moaning after a fart
for some reason i think kroni
>>111934307Holy fucking shit I thought the CC one was hot imagine the smell of Culver's dairy lingering in the air after hearing that hot ass moan
>>111933517waiting for her to brap
>>111942975Wasn't there a play about that?
>>111933557>Japanese food is notoriously light and healthyLmao
>>111942975she already admitted she did on stream before, but no one has found it
>>111943793Nene also did this
>>111938429omg
>>111935276Mori because she's already used to Cece's. Gotta mix it up.
>>111932015>loudnessBae>wetnessIrys>odorKronii
Who would win the company-wide brap off?
>>111948307Mori and it isn't even close. Mori was built to brap
>>111946947What about length/duration, quantity and tone (bassy vs high pitch)?
>>111931668>Why is iRyS so tanned?maybe cause she is? (i have no idea btw)
>>111922461Realistically it's gotta be Kronii. Her diet is just not great. If anything she has the most foul braps of the lot. I could maybe see Nerissa or Kiara competing with her, though.
>>111922461depends on which one has the loosest asshole
>>111943793>>111943868this is a problem AI could solve
>>111924575why do you want raora to fart so bad?
>>111922461hard to say. all of them drink protein shakes now and those are notorious for making you gassy.
>>111922461snifff
>>111950748Fantastically Kronii controls time. So she could freeze you in time only to very briefly unfreeze you every time she has to fart. Over the years she'd continue this process until the day she dies.So from your point of view you'd get hit with fifty years of farts as Kronii rapidly ages until she fucking explodes into skeletal dust, which also counts as a fart.
>>111922461the bigger question is who gets disqualified with a shart
>>111957791irys. she would win if not for that.
>>111938429
Mori is a literal braphog pawg there is nothing stopping her from choosing to gas out any room she's in until it's a lethal gas chamber besides her desire
>>111954522Gotta test the theory that big cat means big braps.>>111960106I give her permission to gas out my room.
>>111957894this is purely speculative, irys is not the kind of girl to shit herself
>>111922461didn't one of these 3 have a plug inside in the follow up pic? That one wins.
>>111929817>a fart on every slam
>>111938429Blows my mind that people jerk off to this. Even gore seems more tame.
>>111962008She has emergency idol meetings on a regular basis. She takes lithium which gives her loose stools. Her shit is liquid most of the time. That is a recipe for sharting. Especially in a farting competition where she’d be trying to force them out. I’m not saying she shits herself regularly. And of course it’s speculative the whole thread is speculative.
>>111922461Slob gorges.
>>111922461
>>111962906It blows my mind that people can even compare bodies getting mutilated or tortured to fucking farts of all things.
Are there any clips of a vtuber directly farting into the mic?
>>111964802would you rather have a shit fetish or a blood fetish? i'd rather have neither but gun to the head i'd take blood any day. brapfags are strange specimens.
>>111965459i dunno dude being a brap or scatfag is gross but gore and blood just makes you look like a psycho
>>111965414https://www.twitch.tv/meltymim/clip/TangibleFitIcecreamOSfrog-7kpcuuOyUuEBgmT8https://www.twitch.tv/meltymim/clip/IronicSavageFriseeMau5-k-vmEXasKnou_K5Ghttps://www.twitch.tv/meltymim/clip/RepleteDeterminedGrasshopperTakeNRG-7W0OKgePKc5Nm12Dhttps://www.twitch.tv/meltymim/clip/HappyBlushingNigiriHoneyBadger-SIITKwmMff8ftur2
>>111965688The latter makes you gross and a psycho
>>111922461Finally a fucking good thread!
How does she fare?
>>111964802>>111965688I do feel weird sometimes having a light brap/scat fetish in the sense of I only like it when they’re using the toilet while trying to be proper or walked in on mode dump with embarrassment coming into play. Hence the gap moe. I hate it when they “own” it and try to talk to you about their farts/shot. With that being said I do enjoy hardcore vore of them getting barged in on while pooping and getting mauled/eaten.
>>111967029 kronguss?
>>111967025Considering how KFP(c) makes their gravy, she's a prime candidate.
>>111967628Elaboratet. anon who is not very familiar with the chicken girl
>>111967025Because of the fact that greasy highly processed meat is KFP's entire business, you'd assume awful, but she's a savvy businesswoman who knows better than to get high on her own supply. On the other hand most of her fellow mems do not have the same level of self-control, so any off-collab she's a part of is virtually guaranteed to become a gas chamber thanks to the free all-you-can-eat KFP catering she brings, ESPECIALLY if Mori is involved (see >>111960106).
>>111967025I don't know but I want to be her shelf toilet.
>>111922461This thread is why filian wont come back
>>111967025you know it's odd, she's into pee and diapers but not braps, unlike CC
>>111967730It's the chunks that are forgotten under the deep fryer that are rescued several days later after being fried over and over.
>>111971276Filian should do a brap off for her return stream.
If Fauna was still around she'd absolutely crush this competition. Vegan braps are no fucking joke
>>111957791didn't kronii nearly shit herself in that ring fit stream?
>>111922461IRyS and Bae eat healthy and are tiny twigs, I bet they barely even puff one out ever. Kronii is the only true brapper here, probably sprays everywhere
>>111975145>irys>healthy
>>111975145>Kronii is the only true brapper here, probably sprays everywhereKronii is very very healthy and goes to the gym more than anyone in EN
>>111942244That wasn't even a Culver's ass rip. That was probably just a hotpot as she only debuted that outfit model a couple months ago and I don't think she's been back home since then. So just imagine how loud and long a Culver's one would be and imagine the moan.
>>111934307It's hilarious how none of them have a mic mute switch and the only way they can mute is through obs pre-set starting, brb, ending scenes
