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Lemon daddy is back with milk.
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

She needs to stop having shitty opinions on stuff and just talk about herself
Not even worth tuning in for a yap like this

>>112339976
Lumi is just smarter than you

>>112340429
god I hope not

>>112339976
I disagree. I think she's trying to find her balance between personal stuff, world stuff and chat interaction in the conversation. And so far in my opinion it's working out fine. She feels more open than usual too.

>>112339976
have you considered that you might be the brainlet

lumi is so sweet

I cannot get a read on what this dynamic is

>>112342093
which dynamic?

>>112342263
asking chat about their jerk off material segue into boner talk without sandpapering anyone

>>112342594
Apparently handling mature themes maturely doesn't automatically enable immature retards, who would have thought.

>>112342594
yeah it was nice to play without fixating on the stupid comments. lumi is really fun when she's present

lumi would unironically make for a great bartender. prostitute too if she wasnt so special about sex. if she can handle chat she'd be a pleasure to watch handling horny drunks

>>112343596
are you retarded

Dizzy is saying that her and Lumi thought burnt peanut was pretty good.

>>112343596
Are you drunk while watching the stream or something?

>>112344028
They're part of the same anti-vtuber vtuber movement that's anti-whoretubing, anti cutesy/minecraft and normiecore

>>112344025
>>112344078
you two might be retarded.

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her mic face

>>112344297
lumi hates talking to strangers it triggers her fight or flight instinct

>>112344536
That's rather reductive take. As far as I know she likes conversing with new people and learning about them. But have certain issues with face to face communication (for reasons). And must not be in the bitch mood (for reasons).

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Dizzy would make a good sister-in-law for Lumi. Lumi needs to stop being a bitch and just let Starbro marry Dizzy
https://youtu.be/SSoxn35lxco

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she likes the game yay! it went from shit to fun

>>112345403
Please don't remind me of pushups/squats asininity.

>>112345481
?

>>112344937
can't they be sister wives? feel like she wouldnt get as jealous as with lia since dizzy wouldnt compete for being the favorite baby

>>112344536
that's a more fair retort. she was a server tho, I think you sort of get that surrounded by people but alone vibe on the other side of a counter. it felt that way in banking at least

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>would you still love lumi if..

>>112346578
I'm good, but I'd dive head first into any of the other 3 no hesitation

>>112346578
Jelly’s mom must be seething to see her daughter be darker than tar

>>112346918
I like how they went full black face on her without even pretending
>>112346692
thanks

>>112346578
Somehow she still looks white to me, only tan. Her arian genes must be very strong, lmao.

>>112347263
you know now that you say it, she really is right on that line between extremely tan and brown. dizzy would probably seethe

get on with it lumi..

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Lumi is such a whore, just look at her dance.

Why doesn't Lumi care about her viewers as a whole?

>>112350403
the fuck?

>>112350367
I still need to watch her concert was it fappable or so cringe and cute that it felt too much like watching a kid you're proud of?

>>112350471
the one strap down and ready to push her onto her knees and cup a tit outfit with the eyes

>>112350462
if she had any decency towards us she would mommy us at least a little bit. like calling us good boys, doing gentle asmr streams, saying she loves us when she ends stream, wishing us a good day tomorrow. she does none of this because she is evil and mean and hates us.

>>112350802
She only does that for her brother

>>112350802
I very occasionally wondered if I was being needy thinking that it was childish avoidance and gaslighty of her to not make a plausibly deniable alt to groom, ERP, and pretend to be a fem gumi with. I can now say with absolute certainty that I am more than reasonable.

>>112351022
Why won't groom us? She used to be a pretty talented groomer so we know she has the capability but she has potential for far more.

>>112351777
She groomed Miia and Elfin. She also groomed Starbro. So she still grooms.

>>112351853
exactly. it's just lazy and disrespectful for her to keep kicking the can down the road. the way she talks you'd think anyone gave a shit about vc.

>>112351878
Normal gumis don’t deserve to be groomed though. Maybe female gumis, but they’re rare.

>>112351938
I deserve to be extensively groomed.

>>112351974
Then donate more than 100 per stream.

>>112351984
that gets crass after a while.

>>112352028
And yet you know deep down, Lumi would groom you if she knows you have money.

>>112352041
I wouldn't want to be if that was why. I have to admit to being impressed by how she subtley encourages people to stop once she actually likes them

>>112353587
night night

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Lemon summer

That's really fucked up, man. But do post more.

>>112355938
fuck off

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>>112356571
M'kay. Although I recommend working on your eloquence.

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I wonder what are the chances of Lumi roping Dizzy into her weekly skit, assuming Dizzy will be able to keep up.

I was groomed by Kaneko Lumi and I still have nightmares about it.

Yesterday was rough on Maruno

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>>112356972
Your situation is far from your unique, there is nothing to be ashamed of here. Now please tell us more about your recurring nightmares so we could help you overcome this ordeal.

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Projeckt Melody should do a collab with Starbro and Lumi should watch in the corner.

>>112357441
Why do I have to live on the same planet with this rata retardata? How did you even pass the chaptcha?

>>112357122
I cannot speak of it when I still value my life. Her prying eyes are scanning this very thread.

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>>112357596
It's okay to be nervous, but we can assure you that neither her prying eyes, nor her face wide with mirth reaches this thread. It's a safe place. So tell us, what do your nightmares usually begin with?

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I need paizuri from Lumi

>>112357779
Fine, so sometimes in a suffocating grip of the sleep paralysis, I watch as she drifts closer with her predatory malice. She then reaches out with scaly blue fingers with caress down my cheek. Then with her soothing, honeyed songs, she would voice corrupting desires into my comatose body.

Sometimes though she only shows up at my home to call me a faggot.

Is 'faggot' your safeword by any chance?

>>112358391
It's Lumi's obviously not mine.

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>>112358565
Ah, obviously. Make sure to sleep tight tonight.

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Lumi

Give it to me straight. Out of Dizzy, Ember, Jelly, Runie, and Airi, Pippa and Rie, who is Lumi comfortable with giving away starbro to?

>>112358964
Probably only Runie but shes too old for him

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>>112358964
I strongly believe Jelly and/or Starbo are being groomed for each other by Lumi

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>>112358897
Lumi belongs in this soviet foid outfit

>>112358897
>Lumi is playing that creepy summer song as stream opening right this moment
Take a guess...

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>>112359164
its over.

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Lumi checks you out. Live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrqPQcRg5bE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrqPQcRg5bE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrqPQcRg5bE

>>112359350
Why are the Lumi screenshot spammers in pcg instead of here?

>>112359350
>TSA Agent Lumi checks the suspicious bulge in your pants
Insane blend of ragebait and semen demon, the lack of sun must really fuck with her hormone production if this is what she turns into during Summer

>>112359713
Why would we advertise Lumi to ourselves? This is the schizo roundtable

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should've shilled more merch desu

Eh, not great, not terrible. Chat couldn't carry it, but she has a lot of stuff on her hands so I'm not going to judge it too harsh.

Sprite is a summer drink and only a summer drink

>>112360212
Only nwords drink sprite

>>112360227
There's no nwords in eastern europe, but somebody still has to drink it unfortunately

>>112360227
Sir this Eurofag time zone, so I KENT agree with that !

>>112360289
Wiggers?

>>112360381
...that's a rather strange conclusion. But if there's a place, there gotta be a nigga, then let's go with that.

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>>112360289
>There's no nwords in eastern europe
lmao what?

>>112360505
My condolences.

>>112360532
Ok I read it wrong like literally nword slurs

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Lumi really gets jealous if we look at other girls

>>112358964
Ember is a nice girl for starbro with how easygoing she is.

>>112360574
I know but Lumi doesn't understand love so it must be tempered consistently by flirting and if need be, sleeping with other women to spark jealousy. Without possessiveness love isn't legible to her and without envy she has no goals in life so we do what we must.

noooo I slept through it. tsa theme but ended early??? you fuckers left her hanging didnt you...

it's so easy. act like she wants it to be impossible to blame her. like at no point before it was too late could someone say "you should have left right then". too subtle for an outright predator thing.
at the same time make it very clear that the second everyone else fucks off, you're going to rape her until she begs for more. that her inevitable fate is existing to rejoice in service.
why didnt you rape that tsa agent chat?

>>112361931
Yes and no. She was a bit out of it, and it's rather hard to to be funny when she takes out a (let's be honest) boring thing and expects you to joke about it on the spot, then just moves to the next one.

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Make Lumi jealous by watching Ember
https://www.youtube.com/live/Wy7WrMbZJb8?si=4uiStfUI8R6m3_d9

>>112362820
this only works if there is a fan fiction attached about how and why it makes lumi jealous. she's ovulating. so one finger running the gauntlet from lower labia to clitoral hood ought to give her enough lubricant to linger.

>>112364320
Ember treats gumis nice. Why would we need a fictional story when we can experience authenticity and genuineness?

>>112364485
so I can justify cheating on her. it's just mean unless she's getting off too

>>112358964
I want Starbro to date dizzy because I know Lumi will die inside seeing her white brother be completely and utterly dominated by an Asian woman.

>>112364767
>and so... they were both bottoms

>>112365226
>they were both bottoms
Lumi said she was a bottom, and Lumi said that Startbro is literally her but a boy and more submissive than her. so that checks out

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I don't like these Starbro scenarios, it should have been me

>>112365354
Are you a bottom too?

>>112365391
I want to be but I stoic'd out of it so now I'm just reliable and boring

>>112365419
Reliable and boring are both good qualities. You can be the cameraman.

>>112365469
I'm not sure I can even be that, girls don't like having me around because guys fight for my approval and they don't get it because the thing that's attractive or admirable to other guys isn't something they recognize generally. So they just see their boyfriend giving them the ick when I'm around for no reason.

>>112365587
...Yeah, I get you. I'm also having troubles spinning it without the whole thing turning gay.

Lumi doesnt smoke or drink...how she stresses out? She also doesnt drink soda or stress eat (maybe sometimes)

>>112366498
Excessive masturbation flavored with some kinks would be my guess.

Why are you guys so low effort and untalented? Splitting from /pcg/ was the biggest mistake we (you) made.

>>112366620
Was the Masochism part of OldMi GFE brand? Or she is like that a freek

I thought the only obviously fake thing about debutmi was being nice to retarts, and she had shed that rather soon anyway. Or did I miss the memo?

>>112367198
Every time I open her first yt short It reminds why tik tok went downhill

>>112367297
It was a time that I wished to never live in again!

>>112365759
hahahahahhah gottem

>>112366620
I just want to masturbate with her, why is she so selfish

>>112367644
>if you're not masturbating with her, then you're masturbating against her

>>112367730
that would manifest more as pulling credit reports and rape. which, to be blunt, she isn't worth

>>112355750
Why can't the foot freak draw like this?

>>112368464
honestly, right? I don't like the implication of violence that I didn't personally initiate but if he drew her in that style we would have the best art in the company

>>112368534
You can tell there's an unique vision just for lumi and was crafted. You can tell too good time was spent drawing and was not rushed.
It wasn't a half assed idea when someone saw a model and thought "What if I traced lumi like that in 5 mins then spent 2 hours drawing the details?"

>>112369948
if what you are saying is true, it must drive her fucking insane. lumi would rather have one perfect thing than 10 okay things. to say nothing of what that implies about her own content

>>112370247
tasteful too

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Lumi will gorilla soon, I can feel it

>>112370552
I hate that I miss her.

did lumi really like kingdom 2 crowns? that's such a cozy game.

late bitch

>>112355750
Lumi doesn't have a bush

>>112373823
good. how does she masturbate with such weak hands?

theyre so simple sometimes. leave a hint and they go "HINT? HINT! HINT!". she'll make a great mom

lumi's nipple cream is very important, isn't it?

coincidence or happened?

Lumi hates twerking right?

>>112375866
I think she said as much, why?

>>112375968
Is it because she has no ass or because its trashy?

>>112376040
math and anecdotes imply she has a nice ass for those of us who arent negros. she probably likes twerking but would never admit it because it is trashy (which it certainl6 is).
lumi is significantly more perverted than I am. she just has a sense of propriety about it. she wants to have as much fun as possible with her chat while avoiding the types of people who show up just for the gooning
this is understanably confusing. just like ironic racism accidentally freed us from not being racist; lumi's HATRED of gooning has accidentally caused people seeking her affection to adopt unironic puritan stances towards such things.
lumi is really fun, has a solid moral core that extends beyond the merely social, is pragmatic in its implementation, and (through no fault of her own - serously) both got hurt and gets hurt. even the true love that she wants makes her worry that it is all a lie.
call her a tease and she would be right to have you killed
that seems like a long answer, but I did all the hard work so you don't have to. plug that shit in and you get answers. she's such a great streamer. she deserves a chat that can appreciate her. only an insecure dildo would have a problem with that.

i would like to examine the lumi ass calculations

>>112376670
away with you lower case i weirdo

I wish we could keep babying her. I really do.

>>112376296
>math and anecdotes imply she has a nice ass
Yet, our black sisters says she has no ass, and they're never wrong in their assessment.

>>112377333
true. she's literally given us two of her numbers but Bon Qwe Qwe the nigger and at least two incels say different. so who could possibly know

>>112378223
Lumi lies how can we trust her numbers.

>>112378409
I don't think she normally lies without a reason, anon. Unlike body height, there is little point in hiding the ass measurements.

lumi had sex and to me that is disgusting

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How wonderful of you to test your sick ideas on the only person in the company that has too many hours in the day. Why are people so clinically retarded...

>>112379457
at least they have decency to prostrate and present their jugular unlike other people

>>112379660
It's the opposite, she can't even respond to that publicly. She goes on serious "you sick fuck" tirade - catches flack she has no business catching and potentially loses an artist. She says "you sick fuck" in her usual self-deprecating tone - catches the usual haha comments and retards take that as encouragement. The only way this can be resolved is through DMs, but she's too much of a pussy for that. And the image being done in yellow color is like an insult to the injury.

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>>112379764

>>112379764
she'll have to make do with knowing that I love her.

>>112379781
the too cowardly for dms thing is the type of thng that is going to ruin the magic with technically worded emails. it is even worse than it seems

I don't think its a big deal. It's definitely more avante garde than crass

>>112380258
It’s a big deal

I'm not in the groomcord, but I hope the people there are not grabbing the pitchforks to deny Lumi her agency once again.

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I wonder what Lumi would do in this situation

>>112382449
she would call you retarded. incest-shipping real people is just eww. even zoophily is probably better

Lucy is not real. It's just Lumi giving herself plausible deniability.

>minor spelling mistake

>>112382142
I hope they do. she needs to learn

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I am in a mood. I hope for long hair and

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>>112382449
Probably give in.

>>112384048
Are you okay, anon? Please say anything.

>>112384083
No

Fuck, I think we lost him.

>>112379457
>i can only dare testing weird ideas on you alone desu
And if it's not cheap emotional manipulation, then I don't know what it is.

it's fucking peak how lumi gets that rape is about asserting dominance first and foremost. bussy or pussy.

>>112384048
I just want her cute outfit and long hair

>raping lumi so she knows I love her
>fucking her ass so I know she loves me

>>112384056
Lumi would make a poor mother.

>>112385733
She raised Starbro to be a young sensitive young man, so she can’t be all that bad.

>>112385801
She hates him for that

>>112385999
Why?

I love her so much.

I can kinda see why she prefers not to bring up the color thing, apparently even the regulars handle it like buffoons.

Lumi is playing Onimusha demo
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>112386833
She just hates sensitive young men.

>>112387953
indeed

she really fucked up killing the magic of streaming at night. she is nice to autists and has lots of experience dealing with them, but she completely gets how to handle the schizos. full confidence. she knows she won't piss them off because she gets it

Schizos don't pay bills though. But it's rather sad that she can't open up fully, especially considering how much of her life seem to revolve around streaming. Bound to cause misunderstandings too. Even her "arrogance" seems like learned self-discipline to not allow herself to fall into the opposite direction.

I could be wrong, but I think schizos can pay the bills just fine. I'm schizo as fuck and cough up. her audience used to be spergy schizos (the strategy crowd - strat games are giant roleplaying games (why are you doing what you are doing) mixed with thinking. it was just a series of midwit crises. crises made worse by fans who should have known better (reee spain nonsense, etc).
her chat shifted for a variety of reasons, but idk if they had to happen
it 100% is a survival mechanism. one highly misinterpretted. I want to laugh at her chat for often being retarded enough to describe as "ragebait" opinions that, if not always correct, are certainly valid. except her life is so about streaming that it really fucking isn't funny. again, the shift to project focus was disasterous for her quality of life. she cares too much about her chat to afford deprioritizing direct interaction in favor of inefficient "project" stuff (yapping aimlessly with women who require 3 hours of wrangling per hour of work). she was always unique because of her personal relationship with her chat. she has less than nothing to gain from group things.
I'm not trying to rub it in. it hurts to see her hurt. especially when she doesnt get why and feels trapped. 10x so when it is fixable.

that was uncomfortable

>>112391171
I didn't expect her to be put off like that

>>112391205
Clippable moment that can invite the wrong crowd. She's also very cute when she accomplishes something non-trivial for her on her own, chat should let her do it more often.

>>112391205
she got icked hard

>>112391891
I blame Xalamon, it's different when a mod does it

Why does Lumi want men to cum in her?
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi/clip/CrypticVictoriousPandaKlappa-vAosCocSsiJdS0zF

>>112392250
It's not even "in", it's "matme" with almost silent "t". So she wasn't wrong, and was misunderstood again.

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>>112392447
Don't fall for Lumi's gaslight
https://files.catbox.moe/ay3oi5.mp4

>>112392536
I can only repeat what I said. At best it's "comame", but whatever makes monkeys happy, I guess.

Is this like when Lumi said the N-word with the hard R and gumis keep insisting it was degrees?

>>112392740
No she definitely said cum in me that one time

We are witnessing shoelaces being tied, this is why it's important, become unassailable

this is all highly remedial but needs to be said. if everyone understood these basic unwritten rules, 90% of the things that make lumi not want to stream go away.
first and foremost rule for a streamer - there is an almost irrebutable presumption that the streamer is more socially competent than anyone watching the stream. she entertains thousands of people every day. if you think otherwise, that is almost certainly evidence of social retardation. the proof is in the pudding. no one wants to watch you all day. as such, the streamer might have a temporary lapse of judgement or stumble, but you have absolutely no right to contest a policy. if something makes you uncomfortable, it's because you arent the target audience. at best you are staying out of the way. at worst you are a problem for her to manage and mitigate.
first and foremost rule for chatters - anyone obsessed with coom content is a coomer. it doesn't matter if you call yourself anti-coomer. if it is constantly on the mind, then you're a coomer. ESPECIALLY if it genuinely makes you uncomfortable. that just means you're immature about it too. I know for some that is a hard pill to swallow. it isn't a problem by itself, vtubing is a place for getting your reps. denying it is even more immature. acting like it isn't true means you are a problem the streamer has to manage. other chatters obnoxious behavior is something you can get mad about, but ONLY if she is pissed off about it to. she has moderation tools. she doesnt need your help.
even girls whose family life caused them to grow up with an atypical appreciation for public humiliation will be DISGUSTED if their audience makes them cringe. it's only fun if she can respect the audience enough to want to roll over for them.
lumi is a really fucking funny flirt and we get locked out lf that content every time we make her cringe. it is very cringe when an over-16 still sees sex jokes as flagrant coom baiting. even more so when they think the appropriate response is to drop everything and go "UMMMMMMM!".
there is a very specific type of immature that is both sex starved enough to want to engage with anything sex and clunky enough to think drawing attention to it by condemnation counts as engaging with her over it.
I will never forget the cringe from that one guy ttsing calling her power cord a leash. the rule is that if a chatter can notice, then it isn't subtle. there are good boy points and there is no power projection from pointing out what everyone can see as if it is an insight. if it bothers you, fuck off to another streamer. if it doesn't bother you, ignore it. if you think it's something you can fix, you aren't mature enough to do anything but lurk (which is totally fine btw, lurking one's way to reps is fair) if you share her predilection then acting cringe is the worst thing you can possibly do.
I know this is remedial in extremis, but it needs to be said. anyone who wants to make streams more fun and less horrifying, then encourage a char culture where if something seems out of place, you wait and see what happens instead of assuming you have a good take.
this is vtubing. everything exists because someone put effort to deliberately put it there. if she does something you appreciate but don't know how to express it, a general compliment works. if she says something accidental ignore it. if she says something on purpose, maintain the flow of conversation.
we are legitimately blessed to have a man brained woman who is actually funny. treat her like shit if you want, but do not be cringe yourself in the process.
most of all, never make her regret treating us like adults.
also, just because lumi says she doesnt like something doesnt mean that she doesnt like it and vice versa. when in doubt, look around. even then, keep in mind that it might be less about the behavior and more about who she does and doesnt want doing it.

>>112393066
Nah I'm different
Also I always make sure to watch with post nut clarity

>>112393101
I hope you're joking cause the above applies even more if you arent

>>112393226
is jokes, no post nut clarity can last 4 hours

>>112393329
true, real, and fair. I envy lumi's ability to goon to how emotionally invested she is. easier to turn off

>>112393066
Jarvis, condense this into no more than three bullet points and summarize as a single key takeaway concept

>>112393066
Maybe a brief version of that should be put into the thread template, so the people coming from /pcg/ don't experience as much culture shock. I feel stupid even typing this, but it can only have positive impact on both /here/ and stream experience. If someone tanks the cringe and writes the thing.

>>112393704
self-awareness isn't your strong suit

>>112393921
? are you trying to be helpful or are you schizo baker
>>112393704
yeah as a rule I don't deviate from stream of consciousness here but if someone wants to distil the salient into something autists can understand, it might be useful
>>112393690
see the thing is, it isnt the rules its the thought process. it's like the thing with that one autist who thinks we are claiming to telepathically commune with lumi. if it is just the take aways it doesnt make any sense. if you have the thought process, you don't need the take aways

>>112394148
>are you trying to be helpful
Yes but I don't know how to word it without being mean or pick a fight. I think you're mostly well reasoned, but there are a few aspects where you just run with magma hot take. And people try to reel you back in and call you back but you just keep running, and it's anyone's guess what you were actually trying to say with it because accepting the conclusion at face value is as interesting as it is funny. I mean that in a genuine way, I don't hate you, you're just a little strange sometimes.

>>112394502
uh huh. it's a little too late to present yourself as the benevolent third party watching the autists frolick. not after that bitchy little comment you made to that other anon.
although I do appreciate the effort to invalidare and redefine the consensus in the manner that makes you, specufically look less cringe.
the proof is in the relationship between inputs and outputs anon. nothing I say here is for my benefit anymore. being a little bitch and trying to drag everyone down is your purview.
I like the people that lumi likes. exhausting tho it may be. maybe consider making it less exhausting?

>>112394724
Whatever, I was under the impression that it was a samefag. For the sake of argument, say we have a male-brained streamer that likes talking with us. Half of what's explained there is just zoomer and zillennialisms misidentified as trying to court jester by dunking your nutsack in the fondue. It's not that deep. And if we're doing a back and forth with a male brain the highest flattery you can give is not to treat it any different. Maybe that's what you're getting at but for the prior reasons explained, this is just how people are. From what I saw, the problem was a janny acting like this when he has unique access, it's always going to land different, I hope people here aren't jannies anyway.

lumi has a stinky vagina

>>112395055
Well, I will answer as the "samefag". What what outlined there, in laymans terms, was the wireframe of chat culture that is supposed to work best for Lumi, based on observations and educated guesses. Reducing the number of people that collide with that culture (so-called culture shock, happens when a person doesn't yet know how to properly blend into the new environment) equals better streams, even if the initial conversion rate might look miniscule. Still non-zero, hence positive. And disregarging cultural impact and putting people under generation-sized blankets is frankly retarded.

>>112395055
>samefagging
>ever
lurk moar.
I appreciate the honesty tho
>janny
I don't expect this to apply to everyone, but lumi loves him, so I like him. it isn't easy (for reasons that have nothing to do with today). but I do.
luckily I don't need to even imply anything negative about him. I'd take a thousand slight miscalculations born of genuine enthusiasm over a single instance of a rule 1 violation. those are the spectre that has haunted lumi's chat to the point of us having a serious art issue.
there's no scapegoat for this. it's a built in problem.

>>112395854
>lumi loves him
fuck off xalabussy

>>112395973
I am not xalamon. he hates me kek

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Come Watch Dizzy Streammog Lumi
https://youtu.be/m_YHV_5SXEg

>>112397148
I dont want to have to build rapport. does dizzy respond well to commands or will she bundle up into a crying mess and hide behind her simps to make the consructive criticism stop?
lumi should unironically call in. it's df. she could hold her hand. for real tho I think that she would panic if lumi's gumis spawned in. lumi is only scary when you fuck with the things she loves.

I'm so tired of lumi playing grinding games. I am happy when she is happy but the game choices arent just making her stupid. theyre depriving us of comfy

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Support Miia in her times of troubles.
https://www.twitch.tv/miia

>>112398451
I refuse to watch someone Lumi approves of while she is not live. It's like wearing a chastity cage.

>>112398541
Just cheat on Lumi bro. She won't care.

>>112398559
she will care, but she is also too much of a coward to make it so we won't care she cares. I'm tired.

>>112399119
there's no jk

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Anons already forgot Lumi is a sluuut who wanted to get catcalled in japan by salarymen

>>112399882
That was lies spread by her enemies. Besides. We already have clips of her lusting only after white men

>>112400063
>We already have clips of her lusting only after white men
Source?

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If Starbro dates Airi, I think Sakana will fire Lumi in retaliation. There’s no way Lumi would get away with it.

>>112402987
Airi doesn’t want white guys