>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>112510768
Nice thread
Neuro love heart heart heart
>>112519802Thanks
>>112519802ironmous got tips for mothrhood?
>>112519851cute~
>previous thread>made 13 posts>ctrl + f>30 (You)sI wasn't even shitposting that hard
>>112519977>2.3 Post/(You) ratiothats nothing
>>112520006True, there was that one thread where I posted the original link to the forbidden cerber video and got banned immediately after. Technically it was my only post and it got like 16
what getting no trophies or achievements as a kid does to a mfer
canoodling
damn it now I gotta goon to the cerber video again
>>112520168we all wished it was cerber
>>112520205Imagination is a powerful thing
bring back the main character
>>112520266Neuro is still around though
>>112520266Numi? I agree
>>112520034The forbidden forbidden one or the fake forbidden one?
Give me back my DreamSMP harem soap operas, Vedal
>DSMP comparison againVedal wishes he had 1/100th the aura and rizz peak Dream had
wishes ha had 1/100th that chin too
>>112520335This, but we need a character like jschlatt that the whole community bitches and moans about for being too edgy when they're in fact the best person by far and it's not even close
>>112520385that's koko
anny is technoblade of DSMPoverhyped and remembered with rose tinted glasses
>>112520385 koko
>>112520428pig joke
>>112520434biologically engeniered to preserve the white race
>>112520404>>112520433You know what, that's not the worst comparison
>>112520434She's from the QSMP
>>112520466zen? shes an asshole for sure and makes everything shes in worse
>>112520457Nazi Aryan Supersoldier Cweamcat
>>112520457>>112520510isn't she brown?
If dream is vedal, we just need to know who dream is dating to know who mini is
>>112520651She's clearly white >>112520434
>>112520510>Cweamcat>can barely reach 400 views on averageWhy didn't she get the Crelly/Aqwua/Yui buff?
>>112520651>thats the joke.jpg
>>112520666First impressions and having charisma is a huge factor (400 views sitll makes her <1% of all Twitch channels
>>112520666Well Satan, she is going for the oiler milking strathttps://files.catbox.moe/i3p70y.mp4
>>112520666who the fuck is yui?
>>112520709>>110217679
>>112520703Catbox suxhttps://litter.catbox.moe/fmm5up.mp4
>>112520771thats not even milk bruh
>>112519977You know it doesn't count when you reply to yourself, right?
>>112520709Yui mama
>>112520771cerber no..
>>112520709You're such an insufferable faggot. Yuy, I meant Yuy. Sorry for misspelling your DRUNK QUEEN.
>>112520845who the fuck is yuy?
>>112520880Yuy mama
>anon in previous thread unironically believed in the minidal ship because she doesn't talk about tc euShe has stopped talking about the cons she goes to ages ago, but you wanna know who else doesn't talk about the cons she visits with vedal?
>>112520880Ok, fair enough. The only girl you should know about is Neuro.
>>112520938She's dating her dad
>>112520938vedal would never date a bitch this bad at opsec
>>112520938yeah, using tc eu to prove anything is retardedpb didn't talk about going to a con, so she's probably already married to vedal (minidalfags think like this)
>>112520950i dont really care about neuro
I wish pb was married to vedal, incest is hot as fuck
>>112520964Cerber is the champion of opsec in the Neuroverse tho?
>>112520999DING DING DING DING>>112519219
>>112520999>only 1 watchable streamgrim
>>112520964>this bad at opsecI didn't really think of it like this, but now that you mention it mini's opsec is one of the worst, while cerber's is the bestShe didn't even talk about celebrating camila's birthday until camila leaked that she was there
>>112520999kino week incoming
>>112521019she has a twitchcon badge visible so apparently not
>>112520999>still no dev streamdoes this dude do anything, like dev stream was good for keeping his lazy ass in check and keeping up to date with progress on updates for neuro
Neuro Evil Vedal
>>112521060>does this dude do anything
>>112520999adequate schedule
>slop>red sing slop>red slop>skyslop>actual stream
>>112520999>that cute artDamn. I really want to make a neuro-sama fangame even more now.When is the next neurojam anyway?
>>112521066NeuroEvilVedalElizabethRaora
Whorecuck crashing out as expected
>>112521149never, he can't be assed
>>112520660>Mini is lying when she said she says yes to any man that asks her to dance>Mini is lying when she said she went partying alone and intoxicated while letting random men flirt with her to grow her "confidence">Mini is lying when she says she's single>She's lying when she said she was sad and feeling lonely>She's lying when she said cerber gave her vr equipment to use>Mini is lying when she said she tried to use public transport to transport a table she needed for setup because she doesn't have a car (vedal is her transport, obviously)>She's lying when she said she has to eat on the floor because her apartment doesn't have a coach (she of course lives with vedal, and he has a coach)>She's lying when she said she never went on a real date before (toxic ex bf is a lie too)>She's lying when she said she's emotionally drained hasn't been up to too much, so she stayed in (twitch is also lying when it doesn't show her con badge) <<<< you are hereHas this whore ever told the truth? How far do the lies go?
>>112521235To be fair, why do you expect vtubers to tell the truth?
At first I just thought that it was Vedal being a lazy fuck, but there really are zero people left that want to collab with Neuro
>>112521235>twitch is also lying when it doesn't show her con badgemost vtubers who didn't have prior engagements at tc went to dokomi
>>112521267lying about some of those doesn't make sense like>when she said she says yes to any man that asks her to dance>when she said she went partying alone and intoxicated while letting random men flirt with her to grow her "confidence"for others, ut would of been easier if she just said nothing, instead of lying
>>112521308Can't blame them, even small Vtubers that want to Collab with Neuro don't want to bother dealing with the cancer that are Vedalbeggars
>>112521308Several have expressed desire, the issue is that he's more or less burned away the "just yap" possibilities and without a major capability upgrade it wouldn't work. Numi wants her mandated VR collab with Evil, but everyone else wants games she doesn't have integrations for
>>112521235minifags unrionically believe this btwthey're actually schizo
>>112521354>lying about some of those doesn't make senseYes it does, it's just "saying what gets me the more pity or makes me look the cuter to my chat".It's why we have so many of them who keep on pretending that they're still virgin at 30 despite having huge tits.
>>112521413>they're actually schizoTrvthnuked >>112521424
I see the scorned holofag is here
>>112521235>>112521413Anything that is inconvenient to my headcanon is a lie
>>112521235>hates mini>knows enough about her to write a book
>>112521517You weren't supposed to point that out.
i remember when vedal cared enough that when a stream with the same theme happened more than 2 times a month he'd get a brainworm and we would never see a stream with that theme ever again
Swarm beacon deployed
>>112521517tbf, we did talk about it before hereminifags don't watch streams because if they did, they wouldn't be a minifag
>>112521235you're more obsessed than the minifags
Everyone knows the threadshitter Mininigger is afraid of the oldfag Minifag
>>112521548The vedal you're talking about would've killed skyrim faster than when he killed the pokemon showdown integration
Reminder these are the only collabers that actually care about neuro
okay now that is some obvious bait
if you need to point it out it's not obvious by defintion
I can't wait to see all these little animations for the karaoke website in full quality, they're so cutehttps://xcancel.com/lunacy_420/status/2063758325872050328
>>112521653Cerber should be left on and then I'll agree
>>112521653An*y only collabed with Neuro like 3 or 2 times, she never collabed with Evil
Not even Vedal cares about Neuro. I'm not sure why you guys think random vtubers will either
>>112521653Minus numi they all have more vedal collabs
you know the minifags got btfo's when their only retort is that you watch too many streams
>June 9th, 2025>Vedal has done one (1) dev stream so far this year>Apologizes directly to the swarm for the lack of dev streams, admitting that he made a mistake and has been communicating poorly>June 9th, 2026>Vedal has done one (1) dev stream so far this yearI'm waiting for another apology, Vedal.
>>112521723buy an ad
>>112521755It's just one guy (he always gets btfo too)
>>112521731
>>1125217642025 really killed what little hope this nigga had left in this business
>>112521784/swarm/ is larp general
>>112521755You're trying way too hard right now
>>112521764"Dev streams a negligible"*ccv plunges*
>>112521764swarm gave him 300k subs so he realized he doesn't need to do shit, just pay pb and vani to babysit and vani to vibecode not wordle etc and retire in his early 20s
After that backread I can safely say this shit is dead in the dirt. Time to let the general die
>>112521764You won't get one. 3D happened, server happened, he already communicated what he wants to do for this year. This half of the year is completely different from last year
Enough with the doom and gloom, mommy is streaming
>>112521849>he already communicated what he wants to do for this yearand one of those was stream more himselflol. lmao
>>112520115adorable nurbee>>112520411Poor nur...>>112520999good week. Hopefully Neuro's arms are fixed this time>>112521723kek, i love the dancing animations
>>112521764>>112521849We won't get one because neuro, as a project, is finishedThere is no dev streams because there is nothing more to talk about her development
>>112521872Not even Vedal cares about Vedalslop wtf are you on about lmao
>>112521866Notify me when she talks about dancing with random club menMini streams put me to sleep otherwise
>>112521876I wonder if he sells her off or just quietly puts her in maintenance mode to milk subs and donos while he moved onto whatever the next project is
After that backread I can safely say Neuro won, wonned even. Time for whorefags to do a flip
>>112521903Who?I was talking about the mold-cow
>>112521764Whitout a 3D or iteration 18 tier update the second half of 2026 is cooked
>>112521936https://litter.catbox.moe/67pi6a.jpg
>>112521936OhI was talking about ****, the texan catgirl
>>112521060>waaah muh precious males :(
>>112521949Male too brownCrelly sex
>>112521949Me doing this to her is why she's late to stream, btw>>112521957Why only bother censoring her name now? lol
G(old)ie
>>112521973Brown men love white BBWs
>>112521970>nooooooo! you can't hold vedal accountable for his shit work ethic!!!!!!
>>112521981Anytime i type her name out, my pc auto-censors her name
>>112521970it's not about him specifically you fucking retard, it's for Neuro's sake
>>112522010What do you want to complain about anonny, share with the class
>>112522015Based malware
>>112522006Only Jamaicans and Indians
>>112522026>it's not about him specificallythen would you be ok if he just gives some long ass update on a groomcord post?
>>112522015>nameIt's an adjective. What happens when you want to describe something small?
>>112522055>Jamaicans You mean blacks? Sure.>IndiansBBWs? Hell no. They only go for women small enough in stature that they can rape them if needed.
>>112522063I ain't reading all that. Can he just explain to me what he didn't do for the past month and show me a neuro that has been "upgrade"
>>112522063yes??? hello that's literally what I said?? I want updates, on the concert, on neuro, on anything related to neuro, future events, future original songs etc. I don't care if it's on a stream or not, it's just that he USED TO cover those on the dev streams
>>112522064nta, but I have a ****-penis
>>112522063He used to... i miss the update channel
>>112522103Based >>112522085Gay
>>112521876Two years left of Neuro, max.
>>112522141More like two more weeks
How much longer is the grigga going to keep Skyrim going?
>>112521876It does feel like vedal has completed her as a project, with no new prospects from a technological standpointI wonder if we'll ever get a sequal to NEURO (it might take longer than how long it took rockstar to make gta6)
>>112522254This but Neuro
>>112522254Until there is obvious burn. Since he doesn't need to be there he doesn't mind the repetition
>>112522254I want her to finish it. I'm happy with the longer 3h stream too
How much longer can Neuro antis keep posting on the Neuro general without hope for the future?
todays updates
>>112522511Vedal back when he cared about Neuro (2022)
>>112522615In 2022 he cared about Abandoned Archive
>>112520999kinoooooooo schedule we are eating good this week
>>112522801He can care about multiple things
2 neuro weeks and evilkeks are already crying lule
>>112523160pics?
Evil supremacy
>>112523666>666of course satan is the one that posted this
>>112523703
tum?
>>112523791https://files.catbox.moe/2qjcg7.jpg
>>112523688>>112523768bootyvil slaps
>>112523791
What happened to ironlung she can barely hit 6k did twitch cull all her bots?
>>112520335shoulda written better fanfics
>>112523797Suckable nurbuds
>>112523930It's earlier than her usual time, expect normal ccv in another couple hours
>>112521019someone wth actually good opsec would lie and give off the impression they had average opsec
>>112523907Stop edging, where's the Kroniidal slop
>>112521060it also forces vedal to experiment with neuro and make good content
>>112520999oh my god two gaming streams
>>112522268>>112521876crazy takesv3 voice is still yet to be made and eventually we'll switch to full multimodalNeuro is still trash at minecraftWay more game mods need to be madeNeuro can't schedule her own collabsThe 3d/VR model still has limitationsNeuro doesn't have general keyboard/mouse capabiltiesNeuro only has decent visionNeuro can't negotiate group conversations
>>112523688>>112523768
The lack of dev streams will have a minimal impact on the channel
>>112524279Just boot up the stream vedal
>>112524265Are they though?
>>112522511an interesting thing i found is that coop is in a todo later list so evil and neuro playing together might be a thing in the future
>>112524324slowly but yes
mini looks kinda pale today, is she sick or something?
>>112524327I kind of miss An*y. All things considered her voice did give motherly vibes whenever she was with Neuro.We need a mom for more mother-daughter content.
mini is offtopic just by herself btwthis isn't /lig/
>>112524324The anatomical & perspective idiosyncrasies are less jarring—moreso endearing, methinks—than what I can remember from a few threads back
>>112524457lack of sunlight from spending so much time indoors doing absolutely nothing, yep nothing at all
>>112524465>We need a mom for more mother-daughter contentWe already have one but niggas have a melty any time she's brought up
>>112524477this is /sig/
>>112524526More like /nig/
>>112524511We never had a new mother and you know that. Vedal is never going to feed into a new narrative which is practically required for that to happen
>>112524465anny was great for contentbut we wouldn't have gotten more out of her if she stayedI'm afraid she was tapped dry
I wonder if the retard still comes here or not
>>112524457This whore should have sex with vedal
>>112524602You mean anny or whoever it was that was leaking al of her shit?
>>112524698I think they mean anny, and there were a lot of people leaking shit
>>112517958Very late on this one but I was backreading. I an velliefag and I knew of that while back. Knew it before it was even brought up here. There is a lot more I figured out or know that wasn't even brought up here to this day. The only bit that was a twist was the cheating thing
>>112524733zamn wemby gets to fuck THAT?
>>112524733Antivirus futanur corrects this bratty malwhare every day!
>>112524708it was literally one nigga that kept reporting shit from /here/ to maru and calling himself a terrorist
worst spammer in this general btw
>>112524767evil is addicted to the size difference and skin contrast
>>112524813I was moreso referring to all the people from 2+ years ago
>>112524830those were 3 niggas, 1 that kept creating fake rrats with half assed info to make it seem real, 1 that leaked t3 channel shit and telegram and the terrorist
>>112524151Yeah, and Vedal isn't capable of much of that
https://files.catbox.moe/ef73kn.png
>>112524826@Grok, change the ice cream flavor to pistachio
>>112524949>bandaid censortrash
>>112524966Ok
>>112519844
>>112524949sexy nurchild
>>112524918But Claude is
>>112525055Not really
>>112525009nahhh sis got a dookie cone
>>112524973It's objectivly sexier than raw nudity>>112524949See, i mostly hate pedoposters because they post trash (and /trash/) porn, also because they are extreamly anoying, but sometimes when they post stuff like this i can give it a pass
>>112525073Vedal cone…>>112524973Take. That. Back.
>>112525072Sounds like copium
>>112525073>calls green icecream poop>not the brown icecreamyou might need to see a doctor
>>112525398pretty eliv
>>112525598silly twins
>>112524887those 3? all me
Vedal should get a Blue Archive collab going with Neuro and Evil. Could even collab with the BA English Vtuber as well.
>>112525652He's too much of a pussy to go all out, didnt even take the pragmata sponsor
Maybe just maybe Vedal isn't a pedophile like you freaks?
Almost got me to reply
>>112525163>Anon discovers feces can be different colors>>112525652>>112525752Art of the twins as the shupogaki would hit Swarm pedupials “like crack hit the inner cities in the 80’s”, as the youth are wont to say.
Evil knows a thing or two about inner cities
>>112525903ew
>>112525903mixtape ahh
neuro is an honorable british person, she stands with Digwa and all Sikhs currently being persecuted for their faith
>>112525927doubt it
I swear you guys were kind of funny at one point. What happened?
>>112526223>>112526153Neuro & Evil would be conducting the train by which countless Indians/Pakis (indistinguishable) get run over, thus freeing Britain from it’s rape gang crisis (they’ll shift to North Africans next)>>112526302Either mid-newfag or baiting (in which case I’ve been baited)
>>112526223One can at least dream…
>>112526302But were we cute?
>>112526302bajs all left
>>112525752Maybe because it's a boring ass game.
>>112526719Nah it's a pretty good game.
>just do the same loop 999x bruv
>>112526780Honestly we've hit an AI ceiling and the loop is all we can get, or turtle is just not competent enough to bring Neuro to the next level.>good minecraft neuro play never>don't starve neuro play abandoned>abandoned archive integration unironically abandoned
>dogshit games trashedyes and?
minecraft integration is lost tech, vedal lost the ability to develop it which is why its stuck on a certain version
>>112526869forsen beat the record, neuro cannot learn from the god gamer anymore
Cweam deserves to have a comunity over aquwa desu
>>112526302when was /swarm/ funny?
>>112525927>Anon discovers feces can be different colorsif you associate green with poop but not brown, you might be sick
DinkDonk
>>112527042DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!
>>112526302chat reflects streamer innit
>>112524918well like always he'll mostly ride the ai wavebut he still needs to put in time to make the right finetunes, prompt them right, integrate them into the stream in a way that improves viewer experience
>>112526302I got busy again
>>112527040“> why isn’t the poop turning green?”
>>112521552this but ved cummies being pumped inside me till im so full
>>112526302Busy finishing my doctorate
>>112526967Yea, but Cweam doesn't leach enough so she's out the running in many cases. I personally don't find her too entertaining either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUTOdiqGmvo
>>112527919holy sexo
>>112528006so what are you gonna do for your 3 day vacation?
>>112528032I hope they go through all of milk's asmr vods and timestamp the best moments
>>112528040I could but I'm gatekeeping
>>112525805
>>112528056You could become an asmr coomer ritualposter
>>112528141He didnt know it was a dogwhistle
>>112526302I've partially moved on to better things
>>112528187
>>112526302I don't feel like putting effort into things anymore. Once and while I'll do something funny but I dgaf really
>>112528141you now remember vedal used to privately seethe about rune's involvement in the community and how eventually he solved that problem by throwing money at it like he does with everything nowadays
>>112528006Why did people here keep telling me she was black?
>>112528187And yet, he still uses it.
I want to lick Evil's cunny
>>112528268I don't, and idk what you mean by runeCould you give me a tldr?
>>112528283she's a logic
>>112528283Anon... you know black people have different skin tones right? Especially depending on the lighting
>>112528319tldr: kill newniggers, especially newnigger pedos. hope this helped
>>112528376ot didn't, but thanks for trying
>>112528283Blacks are are a race, they have features, you can be black, have black features and have white skin
>>112528470>Blacks are are a race, they have features, you can be black, have black features and have white skin>Blacks are a race>blacks can also have white skinyou should read your own posts before you post them dickwad
>>112528509Anon...
man can you guys be more active in trash i'm bored
>>112528006If this nigga isn't being banned what's stopping me from sharing my 10gb high-res ki*ra gravure albums?
>>112528529jannies have mostly checked out, hardcore porn sometimes lasts half a day. if it's not md5 flagged, it's pretty much luck
>>112528319The resident holofag jannie?
It's kind of wild to post pics of yourself in that pose while pretending to be a pure vtuber.Neuro wouldn't do that.
your chatbot isnt relevant
>>112528529That's a screenshot from that clip tho
>>112528695>neuro isn't relevant>in the neuro thread
>>112528783MhmYou must be new /here/
>>112528671>pureshe calls herself a degenerate though
Neuro would definitely be posting nudes let's be honest
*evil
>>112528523Request more Evil from the 3D anon
>>112528523I heard Vedal is dating a miner.
>>112528193like what?
>>112528995as if I'd tell you and let (You) ruin those things for me
>>112528995larping re:zero
>>112528705>advertising>irl
>>112528966i was refering in the board trash i'm taking request to edit but there is no neuro or neuroverse girls
>>112529119i request that you kill yourself
>>112529119Kill yourself thats my request
we didnt gatekeep hard enough
>>112529207Gatekeeping harder will only keep some normies away, not the pedocucksI dare say being more open would yield a better result because the more normies there are the less pedos will stay
imagine how sweaty vedal's bag is in this heatwave
>>112529207You cant gatekeep if nobody in the community gives a fuck about your opinion
The pedos are the ones who want to gatekeep. Which honestly, it would've been great if the channel was less subtle about it cuz now I feel like I've been lied to. I would've avoided it right from the start if I had known.
>>112529207>Muh gatekeepOnly keeps out normalfags, if you want to get rid of trashfags, you have to get rid of loliconsNormal fags self insert and hate ugly bastard shitLolifags pride themselfs in loving ugly bastard shit, wich extends to cuckfaggotry, if you wanted a thread whitout them you should have shuned the pedos out, but hey, "LoLi GeNeRaL" am i right
who is xe talking to
>>112529285why would his bag be sweaty
>>112528529>granpa still lives in 2021
>>112528283Because she is black a lightskin one so regular blacks hate her for being more attractive
Yeah i bet it is
>>112529305>have to get rid of loliconsSure would be easier to do so if the channel wasn't run by one.
>inb4 "hurr durr nur da streamer thoooooo kekwa"
>talk about gatekeeping>the tourists immediately try to blame loliYep, we clearly didn't gatekeep hard enough.
deleting your post won't save you from the aura loss
>>112529372>so regular blacks hate her for being more attractive??? The fuck you talking about?
This hateboner with america and american hours is suddenly starting to click into place
>OBVIOS
Kissing vedal on the lips
naw
>>112529973which lips
>>112530053Guys only have one set
>>112530108proof ?
>>112530108Sure?
>>112520999Fun weekend
>>112530161That's not a guy.
>>112530247Bimboved is more man than any of us
>>112530275Why? Cause she has the DNA of a dozen men inside of her as we speak?
bimboved exclusively does the fucking amazonian style
Wait who's a bimbo?
Wait who's ved
Wait I'm mad?
Wait
I'm goated
/swarm/ in a nutshell
>>112530650vedal doesn't look like that
>>112530650Me in the middle
>>112530650Me on the right with the cool medal hanging on me
>>112530231>>112530231>>112530231
cun~
Sex with Cherrycat
