>>113831343
tardwife

I prefer Menace

>>113831343
Realistically, how would gumis react if another gumi made Lumi cry on stream?

>>113832153
this has already been achieved. hot distressed lumi begs for compliments, sad distressed lumi has this pathetic innocent vibe of feeling betrayed I felt like I kicked a puppy

>>113833239
Well what do you think?

>hugging lumi until the mistake of mutual autism sad stops

>>113834329
if she made lumi cry then I hate her. if lumi moved on, I still hate her. just with daggers in smiles instead of needles in a pen

>>113831959
Who?

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why does she have to make everything so difficult?

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Why does this tread want lumi to graduate so bad lately?

>>113835262
lately? what do you mean? she would be stupid to do that? sakana set that shit up to be retard proof? or do you mean in spirit instead of form? even then, still not following.
isn't everyone's end goal happiness, regardless of its form?

I'd love Lumi a lot more if she showed hole.

I feel like a lot of things cannot be unpacked without directly addressing them, and using their lack of unpacking as an excuse to avoid uncomfortable conversations is the type of viciously circular nonsense that wastes entire lives

>>113835262
I never want Lumi to graduate

>>113835262
Remember when you guys were super defeated and depressed because every new thread after the oblivion crisis had people calling you guys cucks? I member :)

>>113836333
Why would people call us cucks for Starbro’s save file

>>113837413
So true

>>113831343
I don't like this outfit.

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>>113839078
fag

I think tonight is one of those unironic sleep to yap nights

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I don't understand these writing wall of text saturday streams

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>>113835262
I hate Lumi

>>113842596
I still believe lumi only hated menace because she was jealous of her appearance. Even if its not true it feels most accurate with all the women I've known irl.

>>113842558
It's just her reliving her student life. Think of it as a group project that everyone contributes to. But she will think less of you if you don't contribute.

>>113843141
My only contribution is showing up to keep my watch streak

lumi got a second degree burn and didnt tell an adult

Lemon is live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>Lumi hates Mommy Milkers because she thinks it’s incestuous.
Lumi just sees incest everywhere.

>>113844718
she hates how disgusting and submissive it is and is coping her way into finding any other explanation. incest, milfs, lactation are all lesser offenses.
she cant wrap her head around chat's logic that acting like a disgusting sub is somehow less sexually threatening/perverting/alarm signaling than something more aggressive.
aggressive women can handle. submissive they cant. chat has it backwards because they are thinking of things from a man's perspective because of a theory of mind failure.
in short, normal horny is not unsafe. it is expected. weird submissive horny is actual depracity. unironic depravity is always more concerning.
don't make me regret spelling this out

>>113844797
normal horny is unsafe among the politics of the younger generations. "Safe horny" is a derogatory slur for the phenomenon where younger men pretend/act like disgusting subs because it's the only horny allowed to be publicly expressed.

>>113844718
Mayhaps she be the first incestgumi to ever exist

>>113836333
Everyone thought it was the end of lumi. Nothing burger at the end of the day.

>>113845973
yeah thankfully the gumis all just accepted that she has a boyfriend and are happy for her

>>113846144
yeag

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>>113844718
Sometimes, I just think Lumi pretends to be retarded. Does she think men don't have sexual kinks as well? How can you have a Doctorate in Engineering and be this retarded about men's sexual fantasy?
https://files.catbox.moe/bh7zf0.mp4

>>113846144
I'm the boyfriend btw

>>113846222
It's much more simple than that. Lumi just looks down on submissive men. It's not that they have a kink, it's that they have that kink in particular.

>>113846437
I don’t know why she hates submissive men. Isn’t her brother submissive? Yet she loves him. Why the cognitive dissonance

>>113845785
that's only the case if youre acting horny in an inappropriate context. I can assure you, if a girl likes you at all - she'd much rather be aware of your desire to stick a foot behind her heels, yank her hair, and slap her tits as hard as you can than she would to become aware of a mommy dommy thing

>>113846738
She doesn't hate them, she just doesn't view them as viable partners. If you call her mommy she'll never see you as a man.

>>113846437
this
>>113846738
she can love her brother and dad despite a personal failure. she isnt proud of what her mom got away with and wouldnt be afraid of the dark if someone was willing to say enough is enough

why is lumi defending a basic wanking observation? this is like her humoring the concern trolling. awknowledgement is a ratification of its own. you cant have bants if you reward shutting it down with cringe

>catch lumi losing her shit with daughter
>"it's okay sweetie mommy and I just need to talk first"
>fake show of unity until in hall way
>immediately proceed to drag her by the throat to bedroom
>toss on bed
>belt around neck
>"make a single sound and it will be the last you make"
>spit on her ass
>stick it in
>whisper "never" and "again" with each thrust
>I'm sorry you made me do that aftercare
>domestic tranquility follows
lumi would make a good wife and mom

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https://youtu.be/Jz3WORSnbiM

click the link and watch it fags

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I like supernova more and secret communication

>>113847565
what waa that second one about? actually. she needs to spell it out.

>>113847314
Who the fuck is Galileo?

>>113846965
That's in private one on one. Safe horny is specifically a social media phenomenon, the medium where memes like "mommy milkers" live. You are confusing the subject.

>>113848071
no, I don't believe I am. the average girl finds it disgusting. a few shrill lunatics approve. never post on a doxable account and it's never an issue

>>113846222
>Doctorate in Engineering
lol, lmao even

She has a degree related to arts/fine arts and it's not even a phd. Do your reps.

>>113848156
leave my weeb wife alone

>>113848156
Then why is she so lizard brained?

>>113848117
Your belief is delusionally incorrect no matter how strongly you believe it. It doesn't matter that most girls find it disgusting. It matters that displays to the contrary gets you cancelled, harassed, unpersoned in certain social circles. Undoxable accounts are a good start but the anonymous account itself gets suspended or ostracized. Again, "safe horny" is a derogatory slur for the men who put up with these conditions if not wholeheartedly support it.

I'm not going to respond if you're going to continue to be retarded about the subject matter.

>>113848261
you act as if it is normal to discuss things one has no experience in. 1. she was talking about her cringe chatters where nothing you said applies. nor does it apply elsewhere in vtubing. and as to your off topic, 2. you only get cancelled for being posting like a half wit. dont horny post in places it will get you banned. make it anon to be extra safe.
a vtuber chat isnt the place to be acting like a depraved sub. neither is pcg nor here for that matter. nor a vtuners twitter. that's what she was talking about. that's what's relevant. that's what prompted the disgust

>>113848181
It has to rectified occasionally that she isn't nearly as technically inclined as you retards always portray her to be. You cannot use your choice of oshi to feed into your superiority complex. We are wasting our time watching a woman on the internet rambling about retarded shit.

>>113848350
>superiority complex
oh youre that retard from the other day who couldnt read and tried to make it everyone else's problem

>>113848344
The topic moved onto the concept of "safe horny" itself and social media environments writ large, you would know this if you actually watched the stream. Kill yourself you waste of air.

>Lumi in phase weekly finally admits to being a brocon who loves brothers
I wonder what made her go through this breakthrough

>>113848403
The last time I came here was about 4 months ago, because I was busy writing my thesis. But that anon's ragebait must've been quite potent if he still lives rent free in your head. Either that or you're a whiny little bitch that's easily disturbed.

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>>113847630
I have no idea I just like it because it's an upbeat music over the rest of the album

>>113848444
no, no it did not.

>>113848503
fair enough. it is the only happy one

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>>113849625
00:44:18
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>>113850039
oh you poor bastard. in the spirit of her pity, yeah okay bro, you were right

>>113850152
Just admit you're wrong?

>>113851642
sure bud. she brought up that topic so that she could get a definition rather than for the purpose of ending the mommy dommy shit. asking the follow up questions upon realizing how eager her chat was to participate clearly had nothing to do with her exit strategy.
you should maybe consider whether or not your social skills are the source of your wealth and success, or whether they have been an impediment.
anon. this was the thesis. "can I get the origin of the phrase because I've been thinking about it a lot recently, because I hate people who say that, and I want to understand so I hate them less" this is from memory, don't be an ass, this was the substance of what she said
every single thing she said after that was about telling you guys to stop it with this shit. framing a demand as a question isnt exactly a novel woman moment

why do we care about lumi's thoughts on leaky foid udders?

>>113853828
Because she thinks men who many mommy milkers are incestuous freaks

>>113855077
Sounds like she just had a melty over being a flat sticc

>>113855077
What was Starbro’s preference for women again? Maybe we can decipher why she feels that way.

>>113856505
He likes em with a penis.

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>>113853828
Gods, what I would give to be a fly on a wall when Lumi realize her brother prefers older women around her age.

>>113857340
yeah, I have already accepted it as a given that I am going to have to accidentally text starbro some pics and maybe watch for a bit when I'm making her scream.

>>113857496
no need, he already installed hidden cameras during his visit

>>113857682
well then I hope he's into puppyplay because he's gonna learn all the sounds a good girl makes

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Lumi's music deserves more attention but I wonder if being a vtuber will always be a debuff for getting wider recognition
I think my boomer dad would enjoy some of her songs but I dare not send him any links because his algorithm will immediately become TOP 10 PHASE CONNECT BASED MOMENTS (number 3 will shock you)

>>113857830
it's a double edged sword

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Miia is watching minority women getting arrested
https://www.twitch.tv/miia

>>113846144
Kek

I would like to cradle Kaneko Lumi in my arms.

>>113858409
watching runie has confirmed that I miss her. which sucks.

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Will Lumi ever address the allegations that, her cosplayer is a whore trying to bring down her name

I came to someone else. I never felt weird about sex but this made me feel ditty and it is 100% her fault.

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Lumi doesn't remember 9/11 but "lied" saying she doesn't remember the 2000 election? What is the truth?

>>113861860
the thing about dox is that anyone smart enough to notice everything has better things to do than risk their career molesting a vtuber and anyone who would follow a vtuber home is too stupid to figure them out. obviously, there is a third category but it's best not to gamble with other people's life unless they are paying you to do so

didnt lumi say she was on 90 minutes til midnight? is that today or?

>>113861860
That she’s a 23 year old woman trying to get by in the Vtuber world.

>>113862907
>makin her way downtown
>walkin fast
>face's past
>and she's homebound

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>>113831343
I hit women like this

Would Lumi let me suck on her nipples as long as I didn't call her boobs mommy milkers?

>>113863141
it helps to first prove that she is ao comparatively stupid that you don't even bother bullying her for being dumb and mostly focus on good jobs for figuring out basic things.

>>113861860
Some Vtubers often say contradictory shit to throw off doxxniggers. Hence so many speculations on her ethnicity.
But fans dont help either because just mentioning ONE thing, immediately means that she is from <insert country>

i'll never get over lumi asking what a solid number of pull-ups is, and most of her chat saying "20"
anyone who says that has never done a pull-up or chin-up in their life. 20 is a heroic number of reps

>>113865007
hmm I don't know I think by some metrics I'd call that solid. If you're untrained that's basically impossible, but you can probably get there in a month or two of training (especially weighted pullups, weighted pullups make bodyweight pullups easier faster than just doing as many bodyweight pullups as you can) if you're not very heavy. There's a bit of horseshoe theory going on where 20 probably sounds reasonable to someone who has no idea what they're talking about, very difficult to someone who has done them occasionally and like, "solid" for someone with more training.
I think 30-40 is where I'd start calling the number heroic. Though maybe someone stronger than me would say that's just solid lol.
Talking about men ofc, girls have proportionately less upper body muscle mass so 20 would be awesome for one.

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sleepy lemon

tardwife went to bed at a reasonable time and isnt loopy. scammed

>>113865007
it took years of rowing for me to get to 50. 20 as an adult instead of a sexy teen is solid as fuck. theyre probably full of shit given the degree of inceling one sees aroubd here

Need Lumi in the anada balasana position so I can lick her cunt and little asshole

>>113868657
Cutie

her jokes are so bad today it hurts my ears

>>113871542
Boring performative anti'ing, phoning it in.

>>113871564
>two priests one chalice
>ever heard of boar
yeah, no

>>113868657
look like the mug shot of a karen who just got punched in the face and arrested.

Lemon is live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

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>>113831343
SMELLY

I have to appreciate her putting effort into making sex jokes to break her chat out of the bant killing death spiral it has sunk into. it's just. you know. maybe dial down the tism a bit and exist somewhere between tedious prude and scat/sact adjacent jokes.

>>113872255
find a higher resolution image for cunny posting lumi is a big titted loli and there's nothing you can do to change my mind

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>still cant find a recording of Lumi singing Feed The Birds
this fucking Lemon ruined that song for me bros, i cant listen to any other rendition and its gone forever

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>>113872286
Lumi is a disgusting white woman with narrow hips who will die in childbirth leaving you to raise the lemon gargoyle that snapped her pelvis in two on the way out

>>113869124
same, I just need her to sit on my face

>>113872363
I'll name it little little retard and raise it as my daughter wife

>>113839078
Jesus Christ is #1 Phase ENEMY

>>113872255
It smells like lemons

this is a travel day so I expect to be entertained after the usual proof of life rt

>>113872323
i've never heard of that song, i'm more of a "drunk again" and "sugarplum elegy" sort of guy.

>>113872323
she did that with once upon a december when she sang it in russian during the 48 hour stream that made me realize I wanted to have her hovering around in the background all the time. she should be beaten with a stick for not recording those karaokes she did back when she still had feelings

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>>113874280
Its from Mary Poppins, and goddamn does she sing like an angel when she does it. It was on twitch for awhile but auto deleted. Think it might have been a christmas related stream, and the titled involved Soup.
Unexpectedly angelic for auch a gross goblinoid.

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good job tardwife.. just a day late. if lia ego searches, you have my explicit permission to rape lumi for her incompetence. her ass is mine but have it at with anything else

>>113874469
yeah I would be afraid of hearing her sing that. something something beauty is the other half of the good and it makes one appreciate that developmentally stunted coward

Is this a Lumi-coded vtuber?
>>113822972
>>113861505

>>113865368
i did pull ups a lot, and never hit 20. my pb was 17, and that was more than what anyone i've worked out with could do. even when i see videos on the internet, people tend to really struggle beyond 15.

>>113875939
this. you have to do a sport like rowing that stupidly overfocuses pulling motions and puts way more mass in your back than the rest of your body to casually go above 15. the only other guy outside of rowing I knew who could match my pr ended up becoming a seal.
so basically you develop a pull bias in your entire body that leaves you prone to injury the rest of your life or you are a super human to be going over 20/doing any number one handed

>>113875837
Yes. She’s actively cucking her fans with her brother.

>>113877146
it isnt cucking when theyre siblings. I am absurdly anal about no cheating but even I cant begrudge such a natural interaction

skinning incestgumi alive and then dumping him in a vat of salt brine

>>113877311
it became weird ever since I realized she frequents /here/

>>113877306
Is that why Sakana forbade Lumi from housing her brother, since it would be a breach of her contract

>>113877311
>>113877332
stop being annoying. I swear to God you newfags are outright painfully cringe sometimes. I don't want to hear your bullshit about how you arent new. learn basic fucking subtext or fuck off

>>113877408
its extremely degenerate to ship real people especially siblings you creature I genuinely hate you

>>113877439
>misses point entirely
yup, it's a fucking discord gumi

When will lumi get her own doujin
https://nhentai.net/g/669152/

>>113877546
only Pupi would draw Uruka without a bush, there has to be something wrong with him