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This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: back to the cool new schedule 2 collabs this week stream gliese 667 on spotify and everywhere else
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2084199259205959795/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg
https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8
https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU
https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho
https://youtu.be/j-TjGUd--18
https://youtu.be/lMO1xRwSwOc

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumis
https://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/g6fwlu.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ns54eb.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/a7zc4r.mp4

Come Watch Lumi's Big Idol Moment:
https://files.catbox.moe/esj4yp.mp4

Come listen to her best Christmas songs
https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU

The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnant
https://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc

Lumi is asking if she's fat
https://youtu.be/HjPZdArEWZg

New Tardwife cover song
https://youtu.be/JI3tbVP6NlY

Previous Thread:>>113831343
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lumi should just admit she's the best one for starbro and stop trying to pimp him out
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individual songs are fun
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I really hate it when she is retarded about healthcare shit. daily careful washing, vaseline, dressing. none of the other stupid bullshit
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>lumi trying to explain why the middle class perpetuates itself by checking for genetics
>it isn't landing
typical
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Eepyon raked over the coals...
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>>113937341
he died so others may live. or something idk
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>>113937341
I feel bad for him.
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>>113938603
it was a little strange for her to openly admit it was a masturbatory act of janny and still do it. however, dignity requires him to drop her at this point
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>autistic gumi says workout wednesday would be better if she just worked out in a different room for 15 mins
we're supposed to be goading her into sitting naked in a pool of her juices while she chokes herself. punish her for failure. she made it so fucking easy. wtf is the malfunction
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Lemon is live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://youtu.be/Z_uhzZKl87U
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>>113939160
>wtf is the malfunction
they're trying the male feminist strat, that said she's not talented enough at being lewd for me to care
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>>113939931
she used to know how to play that game. I obviously have self-serving motivations but ovulating lumi is the closest to normal human being she gets and she should practice being like that human being more often
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Doesn't constantly trying to backseat every facet of an e-girl's life ever get tiring?
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>>113940142
being in multiple threads, it is sort of interesting in an anthropological way how most of them of them just like, discuss streams, post pics, schizopost, bite bait etc, while /lemon/ has this strong psychoanalysis culture. Must be the sign of a more cerebral fanbase.
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>>113940389
True honestly we should start winning here and making the saya antis lose.
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>>113940142
If it means saving Lumi from herself, no. Also she’s not a e-girl.
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Lumi should collab with
>uruka again
>muyu
>sinon
>eimi
>iori
Preferably in a sexual manner
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>>113940637
based. but also lia. especially lia. if lumi had grown a pair during that mmo stream where lia went non-verbal.. imagine puppytraining lia into non-autism through compliance.
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>>113940637
this
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lumi needs more discipline in her life but I can't be fucked to impose any at this distance without an errection. I move that henceforth lumi be required to stream with a six inch dildo up her ass, for the purposes of posture correction, et al.
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>>113940142
You're saying it like she's not encouraging this behavior
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>>113940142
spoken like someone who has lived their entire life as a bystander
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I Robot. not foundation. good on her for not bitching about the stream elements lag. shit takes forever if you arent willing to dox yourself.
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Honestly lumi should groom starbro
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humanism. the word for the ren is called humanism. I hate them. she is also using ren man properly, the spergs in chat are just sperging over their technical reading of what everyone knows. deep curiosity isnt autism
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Lumi's reign of terror continues apace.
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lumi is starting to derive sexual pleasure from finally exercising power over people. I kind of want to poke around again just to assert dominance
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Why does lumi say she's a volcel?
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>>113944747
She believes she has a magnetic pussy and impeccable sexual prowess (she does not) and that her white woman status in asian company transfers over to real life in the West Coast.
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>>113944747
she genuinely believes that there are men who would not react to her crying and/or freezing with anything other than "this is a rape trap, I'm fucking gone." so she thinks she isn't an incel. it's part of her charm. just nod and smile
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>>113944676
I'm into both but I would start with tying her up and then sucking her tits to confuse her
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I really enjoy it when lumi puts the other girls into their place. she has the potential to top them more thoroughly than even I could. she should get her reps in.
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I wonder how Lumi would feel when Starbro becomes a house husband in the near future
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>>113944933
you don't quite get it. the biggest display of dominance is showing up and doing all of the things that push her buttons. the things that get other people banned. things she has full power to retaliate against. where a snap of her fingers is more effort than it would take to remove you from the equation.
only, despite it all, she knows she can't. she wouldn't fucking dare. there's nothing physically forcing it. nothing is tying her up. you made the one time she even twitched in that direction so painful for her. she wouldn't dare.
so she does it willingly. she may as well be in full bondage breathing through a straw. all with a glance.
that is what good head canon is all about.
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>>113945079
Hot
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it's important for lumi to defeat ember because she doesnt take to defeating like the other two. lumi needs to establish dominance over ember and turn her into a useful tool if lumi ever wants ember to take her seriously. may as well start now
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>>113945082
That makes sense, occasionally though I'm fucking dead after a long day at work or projects but still horny so I like to think about her taking charge more/being cuddly to sleep. the few times she's shown that side has been kino
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it's really cute how lumi can say something like "did you hear me pick up the syringe, I was so happy" and they know her well enough not to go "yeah.. you did a thing" and instead went "right? you actually sounded happy".
scritches for all
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was that a coincidence or was lumi being a good girl with her pee humiliation ritual
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You know I actually agree with you now anon. To fix Lumi we need to adjust her humors. We need to train and support her horby so she can reach her true potential.
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lumi should just say her tits are sweaty if they are sweaty. if she tanks the comments, she might help make someone normal enough to hear about basic human biology without the need for some sort of episode
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Aaaand she deserves bred for being a good girl today.
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>>113945079
Lumi would hate him for living her life
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Always love it when Dizzy nerfs the other invaders out of fear.
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>>113946807
Dizzy is the most girlfailure of the 4 and its not even particularly close.
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>>113946752
without an iota of irony, yeah. it's the only thing I can think of that I know to work in situations like these.
>>113946773
yeah, she does. today she gets pinned by her shoulders, forehead to forehead, and eyes locked for the unloading.
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>>113946823
lumi has a moral responsibility to dizzy to make sure she begins her maid slave to businesswoman training arc as soon as possible
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>deftly is responsible for the stream start notification
God damn, it must have been fun to be a small streamer. if fren thing was real then it is sort of shameful no one rizzed her, but at least you know she isnt pretending to be retarded
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>>113940389
>Must be the sign of a more cerebral fanbase.
It's just 1 schizo freak writing walls of text
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when is she doing another handcam stream
also 3d tardhands stream
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>>113949268
damn right, and I'll do it again too.
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>>113949344
her 3d stream has to be fan service. accidental slip ups due to calibration issues.
btw, this unironically illustrates in high fidelity why pippa is full of shit about transactional relationships.
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https://youtu.be/dVRmT2BNUn4
lumi's voice might force involuntary things from an otherwise non-functioning appendage
I love the end of the fiscal year
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>>113944747
Because she’s coping.
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she really has no idea what it is to just be loved. for the sake of love. cause it feels good to love.
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so today we learned orange is the new blacked poster. weird. anything else?
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>>113951145
For what?
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>>113949344
My oshi hates me specifically the lack of handcams is distressing.
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>>113953219
does_that_bother_you.mp4
she should be raped for this and the reckless masturbatory burn risks. she unironically just needs extensive correction
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>>113954441
Ew don't reply to my post.
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>>113954475
in /lemon/, no one can hear you scream
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bump
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Lemon is ragebaiting her chat
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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>>113956891
Time to collect my watch streak at 1% volume.
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>>113956891
cute smile
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>>113956971
your autism is occasionally admirable
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lumi got sociopath and psychopath backwards
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lumi should get raped on stream more often
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>Starbro bullied Lumi into playing a FPS with him
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What did you think about Lumi's spooky ghost stream?
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>>113951189
I hope she doesn't. She does not deserve to be loved after how she regarded the Goslings, who wanted only to love her.
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>>113958876
Is he starting his alpha male arc?
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>>113959507
good. then giving him lia and wife swapping becomes viable
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Lumi should molest starbro
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game looks fun since it's way different from the typical assassin's creed stuff
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>>113963239
she should play legend of the dragoon its way better than this ass game
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>>113963239
I hope we get to improve the ship and do more piracy. slave trade etc would be fantastic
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idk how I feel about it and thats as a semi AC fag. I kinda stopped after the AC2 (mama mia is that pizza (panko should play this one)). But its better than Gothic I'll say
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>>113932149
Lumi should stream Peace Walker at the end of the month. She's basically Paz.
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lumi doesnt want me running a soverign organization just because she knows she'll wind up as a pet pupmi chained to a throne. that hurts my feelings
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>>113964557
Including the rape part?
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>>113965797
That doesn't happen in Peace Walker.
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Lumi would feel better mentally if she tried becoming a rapist
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Uh no the starknights just upset Lumi so expect a moody stream tomorrow.
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>>113966122
weren't they offended by lumi calling them out for dramafagging
There'll always be a feud between them ig
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>>113966122
what happened this time?
>>113965932
she does deserve the pleasure of at least getting to observe punishment. maybe slowly roping her in by degrees by using a whipping girl to take her own punishments. once she starts intentionally incuring punishment, it is just a matter of scaling.
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>>113966503
I think cause of her mindset she'd derive not just simple sexual pleasure but an inherent joy from asserting her superiority over others whether intellectually or sexually. she'd be fixed if allowed to release those tendencies on others
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>>113967717
true. it makes bullying her all the more fun
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I hope she remembers to masturbate for at least 30 minutes.
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>>113962214
She already did
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>>113940637
No uruka is shit and any stream with her is boring trash, lumi said multiple times before sinon joined she hates the type of content sinon does. Do you not remember her randomly saying how much she hates asmr right before her debut? Constantly complaining about gooners? Iori is boring but whatever, eimi is whatever she can be fun but good luck getting her to stream. Muyu is the only one worth anything, that would want to collab and would make it funny as fuck. You're a retard.
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>>113972632
>before sinon joined she hates the type of content sinon does. Do you not remember her randomly saying how much she hates asmr right before her debut?
Lumi is a two face whore, she will say she enjoys asmr and even do asmr to be friends with Sinon.
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>>113972585
that explains the sugar mommy behavior kek
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>>113972632
she doesnt give a fuck about gooners. she enjoys them. you just cant say that openly without getting the weird type of gooner. also, she didnt even pretend to hate asmr, her primary beef is that it is extremely intimite and therefore something she feels is private.
if anything she envies sinon's bubbly ability to help anon cum and then giggle about it like it's just a funny thing people do that she was happy to help with. in a sense, she's too retarded to be a whore, but gets to have all the fun of one. that's literally peak performance.
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>>113976653
Retard, cool schizo babble.
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>>113976653
trvke
>>113972632
I like how opposite personalities can interact and still be friends so I find the uruka / lumi ones entertaining (also their music collabs are kino).
Lumi is usually independent outside of wish but there's lots of potential good collabs within the company. no need for the liggas
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>>113965797
That's ground zero
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>>113973618
Lies. She has standards.
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>Lumi voiced in a game where you beat up women
of couse she would
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>>113979257
she's my favorite gooner
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>>113976859
how can you watch someone for so long and comprehend so little?
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this seems to have gone even better than expected. I never thought I would say this, but lumi seems to put a lot of mental energy into her french nipple cream sessions.
if it keeps her reading comprehension high, boosts her perspicacity, and keeps her compartively adroit in managing her chat (like during harem talk when she explained how it is possible to put thought into something on the fly etc) - no more shaming her for smut. when dreaming up different ways for anon to correct her comes so naturally, you lean into what you are good at.
in fact we are boosting the mandatory time to 45 minutes a day. minimum. it should unironically be thought of as an essential health activity, a mandatory creativity rep grind, and being a good girl all at once.
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Amazing chest ahead
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Lumi is calling this girl voice acting trash
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>>113980220
holy shit imagine post preg lumi just bursting with milk.
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I've decided the album is about me, specifically.
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No wonder Lumi doesn’t want Dizzy near her brother. Dizzy would eat him up
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chat failed to explain that matter (for the purposes of physics) is just hyper condescend energy. anti-matter and matter react in a manner that utterly uncompreses the energy. the matter is conserved because it was always really just energy.
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You guys won't really abuse Lumi, right?
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>>113983703
I could feel my urethra changing rounds just from reading that and seeing the pic related.
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Lumi is lamenting the end of Friday streams
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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>>113984502
poor lumi is so bitch coded
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lumi.. autists have shit pattern recognition.
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she isnt autistic, just excessively beaten and raised by internet autists
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>>113984622
Lumi really wanted to be a stacy in highschool and in college, shame she was such a dork
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how do we make lumi accept that she's old and her time is running out
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>>113985388
she's always so much happier when she just does what she is told. there is nothing different about this, but she keeps resisting.
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I am owed handcam today
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I am also owed a handcam today
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>>113985986
>>113985995
I want to see the burn to make sure she isn't letting it get infected
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starmom should breastfeed lumi to fix her
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She streams from a dark room
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>lumi not doing her nails for us anymore
this is an example of giving into despair and making your entire world smaller in exchange for temporarily making it feel more comfortable
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>>113986397
too late for that but I hope it will work in reverse for kids
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>>113986603
she's in a darker place than she pretends
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lumi really needs to work on her explaining things reps cause she 100% sounded like she was trying to evade legal liability by creating a paradox that, taken to it's logical conclusion, stilk resulted in suicide
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>>113985221
She's better the way she is. Personally will win in the end.
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>>113985221
it may have been for the best, bitchiness is either to be weaponized or mitigated and someone who struggles to say "good job" without every assuming she is being a cunt ought to perhaps focus mitigation lol
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runatics belong to gumis. I expect and demand my appetites to be sated.
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https://x.com/i/status/2085772964763697451

I feel like she might find the idea of getting into a HUGE fight over something justifiably significant that escalates into inadvertantly lethal violence and ends with holding her in sobbing regret and goodbye would be one of her top 10 death scenarios
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>>113991212
We need one of those bloody but beautiful violent/gory art pieces to bring it to life
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>>113991408
idk about the gore but she does get off to sadness porn. meanwhile, my ass gets mad at fake anti recordings when I know she is crying about somrthing real. it might be an attachment style thing idk
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>>113991593
what a good girl
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>>113991730
doesn't two negatives (raped + raped) mean it's a positive (becomes rapist)
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>>113992180
I too have thought on this dillema and resolved that lumi would love to watch lia getting mercilessly pounded and is a rapist by proxy. therefore, it is less of a "two negatives make a positive" and more "divided by zero through the use of rape magic".
the resultant product of which shall unveil entire avenues of rape and submission previously inconceivable to mortal minds.
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All these phase girls, and Lumi is the best one.
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>>113994167
her arthritic hands are still as beautiful as she is. or something, idk. not good at body part fetishes
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https://www.youtube.com/live/ZzY44NK_Mss

tardwife on 90 minutes to midnight! I missed it but rewatching because I care
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fuuuuuucccckkkk she didn't have time to finish the most important song, did she
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>>113995072
She said most of the album was cowritten and that only two songs were written by her.
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>>113995110
yeah, but setting the direction of a project and task while letting technical types work out the details is substantively creative. it's much harder to make things happen than to simply do a subset of them to someone else's spec
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>>113994949
God, she really hates Hime. I wonder why?
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>>113995256
you ever have your friend bring their puppy over cause they are hanging out overnight and your dogs can play? they get super competetively clingy. you'll be trying to sleep with with them like aggressively cuddling you. it's adorable.
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she forgot to wank before bed, didn't she?
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>>113995256
she does everything he told us not to do, I would hate her too if I was God
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>>113999097
you forgot to capitalize the h in He.
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>>113999282
no I didn't my phone just raped me as an agent of satan
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>>114000057
how was it?
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lumi live
twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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Galileo is about me in particular.
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Why does lumi looks down at chat?
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>>114001876
poverty, autism, and cultural illiteracy arent the most attractive traits
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I like this lumi. I hope she does too
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why does lumi have two work trips? one for concert, and then obviously a wedding and sadly xmas, but two work trips.. what did the moron sign up for
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>>114001541
She’s a whore
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>>114002127
Chat reflects the stream
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>>114005243
Lumi is skinny though.
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she i watch lumi or should i hang myself in my bedroom
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lumi has permission to tank autism with the organic pickme excuse because there is a non-zero zero chance lumi losing will lead me to discover that love actually is conditional. either lumi tops the other girls or they hold her down and make her cum with good girls and headpats. there is no other excuse for failure
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>>114005243
dont be mean
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>>114005243
youre a miserable nigger, you know that right? it takes more balls to show up to something than it does to sit around backseating. God knows I wouldnt be caught dead at a con and refusing to engage in something one enjoys is not a flex.
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>>114005243
>he doesn't remember the valentines massacre where lumi literally came looking at gumi's
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>>114006462
I miss how she used to openly love us instead of being so afraid of getting hurt all the time
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More and more women are turning out like Lumi. How do we reverse this phenomenon?
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>>114006505
i think it makes more sense that she purposefully acts cold and distant and insincere to stop guys from falling in love with her so easily
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>>114006780
there is certainly a sampling bias, but her most vocal gumis seem to overlook changes beyond the pareto efficient efforts. so I suppose whether or not it makes sense comes down to the scope of the intended filter and the extra effort to catch a handful more people
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>>114005243
Wtf don't doxx me
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>>114006462
A TL;DR if posibile?
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>>114007289
Lumi skipped a valentine stream to be with her brother or something. Gumis got pissy
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>>114007289
she enjoyed the idea of gumis not being grognards, grognards seethed, the usual
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>>114007410
Sounds quite ancient
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>>114007289
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>>114007289
super buff awesome huge muscle gumis and tenma fans (and some /fit/ posers) flexing for body review where tenma and lumi nutted live
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>>114007801
File box that sht cause my 4chan doesnt hale sound
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>>114007805
Didnt Lumi said she was groswd out?
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>>114008032
go find the vod or the legendary nut soundpost
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>>114008069
Worst way to waste a weekend
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>>114008344
I am dumb
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>>114008344
Dam she was not holding in the end
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when is the second stream I'm so bored waiting
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>>114009903
I was wondering that too, I want to hear the lamentations, etc
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oh it's in like 8 mins. probay twitch?
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>clio wants to stream the collab for a few hours to raise money
>half the girls need to leave the cancer stream for birthing stream, et al
tardwife, you're up
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whats the game even
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>>114011645
aoe2. clio even lead with a harem talk so the stream's official subtext is the fight to become first wife and supreme ruler of all pickmes. so that will be fun
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START THE STREAM LUMI
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If Lumi doesn't dominate this tourney my disappoint will be immeasurable.
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>>114012022
>wakes up
>has to kiss lia's feet every morning
>this is now her life
>one she deserves
if the thought of that doesnt do it, idk what will
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>I don't want to preasure you to stream your pov
>it just helps
>for the one useful stream of the year
>where we already raised 5 grand
>from vtuber watchers
I don't actually give a shit if she loses after putting up a good fight but she should really be streaming her pov. this is one of those character testing moments
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MY OSHI KANEKO LUMI FUCKING SUCKS
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>>114012550
nah just lazy and too stupid to realize clio will remember
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lumi had childhood cancer?
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lumi had a very weird childhood that thankfully didnt involve her own cancer. sinon is now officially part of the harem
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Lumi is totally the virgin stacy
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I love lumi, but she fucked up and revealed your power level too early. she had to toy with them and keep them divided. now theyre gonna gang rape her before she had a chance to break their spirits one by one. womp womp
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>>114013865
on every metric but tits, she is, at the very least, closer to the chad virgin than the virgin stacy. unironically.
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sinon did what lumi should have done and quietly won her team the game for esoteric non-show off reasons. this is why strategy games arent about micro autism. they are about THINKING for fuck's sake
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ohhhhh she isnt sharing her pov because she cant not look at chat and their backseating is useless nitpicking instead of overall gameplan.
she is forgiven
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there's no shame in this. her only hope is grooming sinon into a team swap
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poor baby. she never gave up. even for the last tc. I'm so proud of her
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>>114016244
Nogay allowed
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>>114016413
she fought hard and died proud. I'll be as gay for her as I want
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clio saw right through the crying image cope and sort of paused there lol. lumi should hang out with clio more. for the human meta, not vtuber meta or something similarly retarded
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I hope she isnt sad. that ending was extra bratty of her. concern.
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>>114012460
Was anyone on her side streaming or only clilo's side?
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>>114018516
Bibi
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>>114018539
Tanks
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>>114018516
bibi for round 1.
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Why does Lumi seem particularly sad and lonely lately?
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Should Lumi be proud she beat a bunch of hags? she's like 23 and they're in their late 30's.
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>>114019792
because she has become aware of it at the same time she allowed her support structures to collapse. she seperated herself from her chat, then her chatters, without replacing it with anything.
it's hard to see.
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well it's the weekend and there has been no quid pro quo. bar closes soon.
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Lumi is not like the other girls, right? She won't bash us for being sensitive young men?
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>>114021976
idk. will she bash us for having unprotected sex with asu pharma sluts?
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>>114021976
Daily reminder that Lumi viewed starbro less of a man when he dared to talk about his feelings and issues to her to seek comfort and reassurance from a loved one. He was a teen.

There’s no defending her on this.
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Yeah both of you deserve to be bullied senpai.
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>>114020139
That happens with age in any workplace/friend group. With her depression it's 10x worse.
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>>114025018
I'm not sure how to find her someone she will talk to, but this shit isnt going anywhere if she refuses to do so.
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I want to sit on lumi's sternum so I can control her ability to breathe while I VERY roughly use her tits like masturbatory aids. probably also slapping her every time she tries to make eye contact. it's even hotter when she looks flustered
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LUMI NEWS: Black is not correct
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lumi should ask herself what neurosis requires her to finish bad games
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>>114027109
yeah, I really need to hold her down and have my milky way wih her
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>>114027189
you should ask yourself what neurosis requires you to watch bad streams
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>>114027394
none. her soothing zatsu lulled be back to sleep and I woke up to the game and got distracted by her tits.
although looking at it now, she's having more fun than I expected
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Lemon is live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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lumi's halo was extremely obvious from the get go and her chat is either engaged in retarded trolling or are just unironically retarded
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>>114025097
She has the invaders and ballet friend. We wouldn't know who else she used to talk to on the daily. Pippa?
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>>114022339
This was never proven true. Lumi is a loving big sister
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>>114030202
pippa is, or at least was, one of the most destabilizing influences in her life. coworkers arent friends, they are coworkers. however, the bizzare vtuber dynamic means they arent really just coworkers or sleeping in the same bed would be an instant lawsuit. given that qualifier..
clio seems to have given in to living in some sort of commune, so I hesitate to recommend her, but she was doing some aggressive noticing the other day.
if clio is intellectually consistent big if for a woman, this unironically isnt some sort of incel take, they are horrible at consistency - gender cooperation easily works around it then she would be a resource, because she cares enough to have noticed and a life that is genuinely about finding one's own place would not undermine someone who genuinely requires a more stable approach to living.
the other option is sleepy. I can tell she has all sorts of menhera on her own but there are three things she gets that others don't. 1. practicality, she was instsntly business maxing in the minecraft collabs. that jumped out for a reason. that isnt stemcel intelligence, it is systemic intelligence. 2. there was at least one time she did nails for homeless ladies so they can feel pampered. chaeity is noise for most people. even once suggests a grasp of what actual charity is. which is beyond the scope of a fucking vt post of all things, but should be defined as the most important virtue that nearly every person 10x smarter than any of us concluded was the most important aspect of character. to anyone who would mitigate the significance of that, I would direct then to how pride, not charity's avaristic counterpart, is the greatest of all sins. 3. laat time lumi hung out with sleepy one on one, she went into the meet up feeling really sad. sad compared to a baseline for a person who is so used to sad she thinks it is the feeling of nothingness. they talked, and she came back happier. noticeably. not uuuuu I love my genmates happy. just happy, with no "fuck I'm super awkward, I better make sure to make the standard girl noises, uhh er uuu" added on in explanation.
if I had to trust any of those weirdos with a baby, by vibe check alone, I'd hand him/her off to sleepy without a second thought. I would come back to a living child. a happy one, even. lumi is a coward for not just getting in vc with her and yapping until she feels comfortable.
clio doesnt require a sell. she already knows. that says more than I could.
the little retard has options that dont need to include a leap of faith that, admittedly, most would define as unwise. she just needs to shoot the shit. lumi is too sperg adjacent to need to wait long. anyone can tell she would rather hear your thoughts than pleasant social noises. she can let them broach a personal topic first, get comfy, and then merely describe how something feels slightly off with life. they'll pick it up from there.
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Please support Lumi's chud sister
https://www.twitch.tv/miia
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>>114033391
forgot her youtube link
https://youtu.be/Og6ZcUBsrE4
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Why won't Lumi cook for us like Shiina does?
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>>114033865
I watch all of shiina's handcams and cook with her even though lumi is my oshi
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>>114033391
I need lumi's explicit approval to risk even the slightest chance of emotional cucking. listening to a vtuber yap for hours inflicts psychic damage in a manner that is unironically far more insidious than casual sex.
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>>114034979
Anon, if Lumi thinks Miia is good enough for her brother, than it's okay to watch her.
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>>114035399
>than it's okay to watch her.
no, miia has show me a penis on multiple occasions showing her twitter feed.
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>>114035468
wtf are you trying to say here, you esl retard?
>>114035399
need something verifiable
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>>114035502
Miia has streamed herself showing her twitter feed. While scrolling through it there was a penis. This happened more than once. I do not want to see basketball american penis, Miia forced this on me.
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>>114035571
are you trying to say she had blacked shit on her twitter feed? sorry anon, now that I realized half the blacked posting came from a fucking gumi of all things, I need to see proof or it didnt happen
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>>114035621
No it wasn't blacked shit it was a black mans penis just openly on twitter because she was browsing twitter signed in without the NSFW filters on
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>>114035629
so the algo wasnt primed for nigger shit, but everyone got beasiality jump scared?
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>>114035725
Yeah it was just in a trend ambush if I recall it was when she had her really old model and used to collab with clio and lumi every week. I don't actually hate Miia I just wouldn't ever watch her if she had twitter open
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>>114035756
anon, you realize that means she's a massive gooner, right? she had to login to a desktop browser to disable filters. the app doesnt let you. I thought it was just impossible.
chat reflects streamer, so I am assuming chatter verbally smacking her around does it for her. in any case, it means she responds to effective flirting with her chat by ending stream and immediately masturbsting.
make her into your wife.
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>>114035829
ew
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>>114035938
anon, the nicer girl during the lumi and thots collab openly said she streams sitting on a towel. do you understand the implications for this entire "hobby"?
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>>114036007
I'm not interested in whatever you're selling me. I'm sticking to lumi's streams.
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>>114036038
it's not a sale. it's just what it is.
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>>114033865
She looked brown during the last cooking stream
Now we will never get another because of that
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>>114033865
When the cam went up to her hips she knew it was too dangerous in how aroused it made the gumis.
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>>114036848
That was Layna
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>>114036866
No retard that is Lumi were you even there for this stream?
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>>114036884
nah, anon is right, it was layna. don't spread opsec breach rrats you autist
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>>114036884
>were you even there for this stream?
Yes, and Lumi said that Layna had way more better genes than her.
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>Japan thinks Lumi is an idol
I wonder how they will deal with her having her younger brother living with her.
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>>114036973
Layna was literally in the live action ghost in the shell. Goth movie star stacey or social anxiety chihuahua lemon.
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I want to see what my retarded blue haired wife looked like back in her day
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>>114031349
Sleepy is more laid back and came to terms with her mental illness. Everyone else is actively fight it everyday and lumi is one of them. I get how lumi is though with her depression and imposter syndrome. She needs to see people like her for her. I think she needs to stop trying to become a 10/10 stacy and just find peace in life.
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>>114038286
yeah I got the vibe sleepy had unironically ascended. I hope she gets married and has however many kids an elf wants.
>see people like her for her
elaborate
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>>114035399
Starbro is for Lia's use only
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>>114039348
am I starbro?
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https://youtu.be/RKuqySkqhHw

the first time I didnt cry when I heard this song was when lumi was in one of her moods and fucked up a song she's known for decades.
why did this happen?
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What would Lumi’s genuine reaction if she saw Starbro cry over a woman?
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I want to hold Lumi and help her feel safe and protected and cherished.
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>>114040993
I hate this outfit so much. I quit my crippling porn addiction and daily masturbation to dizzy only to be reminded of porn everyday. Its literally lingerie.
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>>114041730
Hot take: her face looks like shit too. The orange/yellow spots in her eyes look awful.
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Did she ever do a police larp session? I vaguely remember a millitary uniforme gloomi
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>>114041840
she just looks like marin in this outfit
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>>114040993
whoever did this, thank you.
>>114041730
she is bearing breats for punishment after her failure. try not to be a fag
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>>114038334
People who are nerds that got over there mental prison.
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>>114044730
oh. yeah. well the good news is that those are unironically easy to find. they even exist here of all places. she should stop making excuses
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Why does she sound like shit today?
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>>114045500
she sounds like she is doing that cope your way into emotionally distancing yourself from something to protect it thing that insecure people do. it's a little silly to not recognize cowardice for what it is, but what can you do?
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>Lumi says she doesn't want a loving relationship just wants a partnership.
She's going to stay single isn't she?
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>>114046942
Retard
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>>114046942
if she doesnt, she will find she isnt as cold as her parents and will find her partnership blossoms into love.
however, there is a good chance her thinking this will keep her single.
the irony of her of all people saying social media gives false expectations and creates cowardice is very ironic given how self damaging her assumptions are. she understands the fights are inevitable but doesnt see the other half
>>114047000
cuck post or insight post?
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>>114047046
>there is a good chance her thinking this will keep her single.
It just sounds like she's too picky or never experienced love. Which is odd since she says she a hopeless romantic.
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>>114047143
she is a hopeless romantic, idk where the cope is coming from. I mean I do, she's being a coward, but idk where this specific bout of uuu I'm broken for wanting to sit around yapping all day and needing to be weaned into sex. bitch is litetally being her version of hysterical.
one day she'll realize how much good a firm dicking will do her, unironically. touch starved people have no idea how neurotic it makes them
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what's the consensus on lumi's hog rating on mari's recent tier-list?

should lumi have been given a bigger penis in mari's headcanon? why or why not?
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Lumi is playing gachaslop
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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>>114048411
I'd love lumi if she was a worm, so I think that's why I don't feel gay answering this question.
it's lumi. she has a submissive, tiny, little, hypersentivie penis. she couldn't ever top a man. a girl sure, but not a man. prostate rubbing anal would turn it into a fucking diamond and all she would need to cum at that point would be a little flick.
she turns bright red every time she cums and is embaressed about the uncontrolled reaction.
that chart is accurate about lumi at least.
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>>114040334
Lumi doesn’t have the empathy nor emotional capacity to feel sad for starbro
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lumi is a good big sis
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stop bullying lumi for wanting to play a game she likes ffs. she's right tho that she sucks and should be better
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>>114049441
Even if starbro is simping for another woman.
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>>114049441
exactly enough of this slander
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>>114049441
>>114049544
Post proof.
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>>114049523
I only simp for lumi, thank you very much
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>>114050432
>>114040334
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I love Lumi feet
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>>114050468
>crying over lumi
kek, no.
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ffs woman play the fucking slave game. autist in discord isnt a compeling argument
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>>114050782
Anon, that post says Starbro is crying over a woman not Lumi.
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lumi is so fucking stupid sometimes
>thinks game might be bad
>cringes
>responds by skipping dialogue explaining plot and game features at THE START OF THE GAME
>thinks not understanding the plot or mechanics will somehow help make the game better
>???
if the game is shit then drop it but dont skip everything that might redeem it you stupid cunt. she played fucking endfield all morning, if we havent dropped her already, then giving a new game an honest 30 mins isnt going to filter anyone.
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>>114048411
It's very foid coded, certain things don't make sense like why wouldn't the snake lady be a super hog? A pure Tomboy futa is 8" max (look it up) and Muyu obviously has at least a 9".
But worst of all is Clara with the 8-9", there simply is no way for that to occur
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>>114051134
It’s because you idiots keep coddling her.
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>>114051134
dont worry luni is playing the game at 4x speed and will explain everything while telling her how to play the game
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>>114051632
bitch would be happy if she just did what she was told, but I don't have left over mental enegy to game this like a work thing. if there is coddling, provide tangible examples.
youre entirely correct that cringe chat behavior fucks everything up. she'd love reading smut like this but she isnt farming nipple piercing chains with these spergs sex schizoing
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Lumi should be beaten
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>>114048045
>one day she'll realize how much good a firm dicking will do her
She probably wants to wait intell marriage if she didn't lose it already. Alot of people who are older just wait because they already waited that long. Lumi isn't a gooner like Ember.
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>>114053566
Lumi is not getting any younger. All men her age won't date her, so she will need to aim for younger men
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>>114053566
I unironically agree on the waiting til marriage part, she keeps making shit up about being cold but she wants to die first. we all know that means she is terrified of how hurt she will be if she isnt treated properly after she inevitably gives her whole soul to the person she loves. she isnt casually getting it in.
however
>not a gooner
kek. we all saw the self-inflicted psychic damage she took when she gets too sad to perform self-maintainence.
it's bizzare for anyone to be asexual. guys who cant get any and become turbo gooners are making themselves into weirdos. young women who arent getting any become mentally ill when they DON'T goon. shit doesnt work the same way for men and women.
jury is still out on her prefetred method, but she needs to get her smut in or she gets sad. there's nothing shameful about that. it is how we were made.
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>>114053729
>there's nothing shameful about that
It's a sin. Starmom raised her better than that.
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>lumi playing game
>autists make her stop by guilting her into watching random vtuber video
she needs to get crack down on the discord again. no point in being a streamer if you have to pander to actual retards. that or help deautism them by being honest about how girls think about sex. either way, pandering to this crowd is a recipe for mental illness
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>>114054012
God made us in his image with the expectation she would have been barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen at 16. there are far greater societal sins to be concerned about than the ones that make you sane enough to get married
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Lumi wants to be an actual idol so badly.
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>>114053729
Alot of women don't real have the urge to goon if they never watched porn at a younger age. She said she got hurt being tricked into going on dates before and doesn't want to hurt people. Doesn't help she never saw a healthy relationship growing up.
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>>114054308
>Doesn't help she never saw a healthy relationship growing up.
she saw her parents loving marriage.
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>>114054308
>a lot of women who dont watch porn don't have the urge
that's not true anon.
>>114054335
brutal
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>>114054496
What was wrong with her parents marriage.
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>>114054522
don't be mean
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Do you guys have a link to Lumi's new album
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>performative review writing for something she enjoyed
I think I hate gumis.
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lumi saying creampie is strangely erotic i don't know how she does it
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>>114054691
https://kanekolumi.bandcamp.com/album/gliese-667

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_m3DqikWH1JWHE3MMutI4aCT3OnwzZCgx0
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>>114054789
Should I remove Idol songs and replace them with Lumitunes playlist?
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5da7oog1Ov56zWDsG09nJOMCGfFGczg-
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>>114054857
I would do something like
[Album - Album name] maybe something cute like "she made an album"" or someshit idk
bandcamp
youtube playlist
list songs with links

nuke any deadcatboxes etc for space. would prioritize album on top but keep the other cute lumi moment stuff. her official lore isnt really the best description and her appeal isnt really [genre] and more just fun to hang out with. which you come to appreciate by watching her. which is obviously a circular marketing issue.
so we want to keep/add more cute luments that might help convey that
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>>114055059
Something like this?
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Miia raid into Dwarf Fortress reminds me of the good old days, I think she used to play this quite a lot but then transitioned to endless react slop and watching """""video essays"""""
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>>114055106
yeah - I might list out the songs themselves tho. it's a cunt we dont have hyperlinks to work with.
maybe.. maybe the solution is to link a pastebin with her main music?
basically the dillena is a pareto thing. we need to convey 80% of the brand in the 20% of the text people will actually read. I'd sit down and help format if I wasnt in the middle of something.
tl;dr, given imminent thread death and need to bake, yeah - plop that in and make space by killing old links?
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>>114054522
Her parents never kissed, hugged, and they sleep in different rooms.



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