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>>5915696Someone pointed out that America Ferrera kinda talks like the Misato dub actress and made an edit where it was Eva clips with the feminism speech from the Barbie movie over it, but I can't find it anywhere
Help me out here.
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Nigger Heil Hitler
unfortunately i don't have this with audio
>>5919814whoops
webm is >50% evangelion
shinji you FUCKER
>>5923885>>5923887>>5923889>>5923891cutei want to ride the eva train
>>5915692
>>5925137kek, this one is great
>>5925137i like the King of the Hill version too
>>5925498full version
>>5925137>skateboard squatsmy sides
>>5926487SASUGA ANNO-SAMA
>>5915692just with this first one my sides are burning
Rebuilds a shit.
Does anybody has that mitski EoE edit that starts with Oppenheimer's "destroyer of worlds quote"?
>>5923729This takes me back
this is canon
>>5927255The Rebuilds are shit because they were made by Asukafags that were butthurt that Rei was more popular.So it abandoned everything to promote Asuka and voila, a shit remake/rebuild was made.
>>5927255Punished asuka is pretty relatable tho
Attack on Titan is better
>>5927484The Homosexuals have arrived
>>5927364Kino
>>5915692the rest of the thread is great, but the OP fucking sucks
>>5928997kek
>>5928983the fookin' japanese military
Anyone got the "Are you winning son?" edit?
>>5927420>Rebuilds>made by AsukafagsNo, that would be Re:Take which is a different mess
>>5927364lmao, the jacket edit and kicking Gendo is so goofy and awesome
Somone poat THAT video
>>5937054the only good thing to come out of this entire franchise
>>5937054>3.45 MB, 500x280What the fuck is that shitty ass encode? Even with the old 4MB limit you easily could have gotten 540.
>>5937054>>5937184is this like a Mad Magazine parody?
>>5934386
Anybody got the two part sort of "modern trailer" one? The song is "my body is a prison" or something to that effect.
>>5938302i thought this was a David Bowie song at first
Now for the dumbest webms in the thread
>>5927647Don't forget to thank a straight person for your existence!
>>5939268Kek, that episode was great
Anybody have the Fly Me To The Moon with Patrick on the seahorse?
>>5939991
>>5940323pocket patrick
>>5938309The filename was also appeciated.
>>5919392Lmao
>>5938579>>5938580thanks, i hate them
>>5941295Thank you, not enough people these days realize file naming is an art.
>>5943773So that's the original, i had the edit of an edit of an edit probably
>>5939268kek
>>5923063I'm reporting this for doxing. This IS literally me.
>>5938302soung?
>>5938308Got you.
>>5945257Strange Living - Menthol
>>5946411>The asuka cosplayerFucking lel. Also this guy is giving the Buckingham palace guards a run for their money, didn't move an inch
>>5943768Scout is Irish not Italian.
>>5943773>>5946737>Eva wop>has Luigii finally get it
>>5946708>guy
>>5915692such as overrated franchise. nostalgia fags really are retarded
>>5947622shut your whore mouth
>>5946411full version link?captcha: 0xnx0
>>5949359Dunno if there is a full version, it was from a YouTube short
>>5936567>No L is realMissed opportunity
>>5945264thee put the cumshot in the trailer?
>>5947622its more enjoyable if you know a thing or two about mystery religions and the occult. the lie that its all just for looks and aesthetic is bs because no one could put that much imagery and themes in without a deep knowledge.
it's her day once again
>>5954068
>>5954075
>>5954078
>>5954129
>>5954248kino
>>5954553what was the name of that movie? remember it watching it ages ago
>>5954964That's Rebuild of Evangelion, known in Japan and on Amazon Prime Video as Evangelion: New Theatrical Edition
>>5955373no, i meant the dude watching the movie, from what movie is he
>>5955589In the Mouth of Madness
my favorite character is mari makinami illustrious
>>5955766thanks
>>5954553I need to rewatch those some time, don't remember much really
>>5960583reminds me to that twitter guy that roleplayed as a japanese housewife
>>5954248Gayest music taste award goes to: NGE fan... SHOCKER!
i hope this thread never dies
go up
>>5964919good webm to say goodbye to this good thread that possibly die today or tomorrow.
>>5938302>If you were young, I could tell you about the state I'm inreally liked that moment at the end with Shinji
>>5923729Kek
>>5965170what is this from?
>>5965170for such a portly gentleman wearing a suit, he has quite the smooth moves
>>5965588Ukrainian Navy band
>>5965170SLAVA
>>5965652please tell that there is a full version
>>5964923Not today
>>5965825youtube deleted version with original music but gachi version is still therehttps://youtu.be/rFFY46OlwsM?si=hsfSqjaHLwJSJEdf
>>5959504>Ay Tone, if God wants dis tikkun Olam shit so bad why did he make us in da first place? If we're all Fanta, then who's drinkin'?
>>5938302huh that was better than i expected anon
>edit uses the rebuildsInto the trash it goes
>>5965170god bless the heroes
Lovely Asuka feets
>>5923148Nostalgia bomb
>>5918182
>>5972857wow, she got fucking pawned
any fellow marifags here?
>>5974596Ramiel, my wife
>>5974825Do not the magical laser octohedron!
>>5972857Should cut to her getting speared
>>5974596at first i thought it was the MGSV song
>>5978477I thought it was that the song from Braveheart
>>5979365Oh boy, it includes retard noises.
>>5978764good one
>>5923876I fukin lost it man
>>5972884gimme a source on that song desu senpai.
Asuka fans will NEVER know the joy of seeing Shinji hold Rei after giving it his all to save her.
>>5985401based rei
>>5923152Where all my Kaji lovers at?
>asucucksI'm still laughing.In 30 years I will still be laughing.
>>5985401Was not expecting this at all. Excellent edit!
>>5915692Huh...Asuka was making some pretty good points actually.
>>5986812pretending to sync characters saying lines from the music is cringe, otherwise bretty good
>>5954553Yeah I still never got that part. At the end of 2.22, Misato encourages Shinji to start Third Impact because it's what he wants. Then in 3.33, she's a total bitch to him and blames him for destroying the world, just like everyone else. Like bitch, you were the one who told him to keep going.
>>5986886One theory is that its meta. Shinji did a good thing but shippers hated him for saving Rei. The fanbase and eva was "ruined" and eva otaku were calling Shinji Hitler, and denigrating Rei as a doll. So they made 3.0 to represent this as a "this is you, look at how egoistic, retarded and unfair you are". Then "you" as as WILLE proceeds to fuck up everything, succeed at nothing and make things worse. Asuka is seething about Shinji asking about Rei and not being saved herself.The characters sans Shinji and Rei are just pandering caricatures the fanbase wanted.
>>5986857That's just like your opinion man. But thanks I guess.
what the hell man wheres all the mari frens?
>>5923188>pre zoomers: "lets reuse some faggoty song to piss off normies and keep normies out of our cool groups so they can't ruin them">zoomers: "lets reuse some faggoty song we think is awesome over cool shit that way we attract even MORE faggots to ruin EVERYTHING!!"This is why we bomb you.
He's not the hero we need right now.But he's the hero we deserve.
>>5989674>N
>>5927364This is actually the new PM.
>>5989363Holy fuck I love chadsuke
>>5916494LMAO What's the song Shinji is listening to?
>>5927255What's the beat from?
>>5989674Anyone else notice how Reifags always invent a fake personality for Rei in edits but always try to accurately imitate Asuka's behaviour? Because in reality Rei is a boring personality that never looks cool or better than Asuka.
>>5991763Anon, those are two black people going at it, it's funny.The humour lies in how Asuka is a bitch, and Rei isn't, so that's why it's funny when Rei snaps and destroys Asuka. It's deserved and a reasonable crashout for Rei to have.Even Anno did it in the audio dramas in the 90's. Rei eventually gets tired of Asuka seething about how Rei is the most popular, and so Rei ends Asuka rightly, slapping her to death.
>>5925136Isn't this from AMV Hell?
>>5925457Fuck, all this technobable and eye candy is one of the reasons I loved Eva
I just love the average eva episode plotline.>PATTAN AO>pilot the eva shinji>no but yes>5s after mission begin the angel already won, the eva half destroyed, pilot in critical condition>let's fire 500 rockets and a couple of atom bombs at the angel maybe it'll chill for a couple of minutes>new esoteric plan>ritsuko crunch the numbers 00000.1% change to succeed>hell yeah best odds we've ever seen>drop kick the angel until his balls explode
>>5984646No EVA fan will feel any joy watching rebuilds.
>>5989363This song always makes me smell lipstick
>>5996219KINO
>>5986812is the song from Steely Dan?
>>5999030yes. its "Only A Fool Would Say That"
>>5990727>I don't have Google, so go fuck off>Everyone has Google you dipship, it came free with your fucking internetAppears as "Duet this w/ some fire lyrics" by August Brainard and "Donald Brown", but it seems like a stupid Tik Tok trend. The YT video got turned down
>>5974596>NGE in filename>Rebuild clipsWhy are you people like this
>>6000336>lurk in wsg>go to eva thread>whine>never post eva content>scam innocent tourists in the capitalWhy is [REDACTED] like this?
>>6000336is it a good webm or not?
>>5984646look at how her tits bounce. fuck i love boobs
>>5954129Is this good advice ?
>>5919829What..what is this SoNg, i really like this soNG, it's awesome sONg i must own this song.
>>6002440I await the day somebody does an AI remake of the entire show with the Beavis and Butthead cast.
>>5915695i love you Asuka.
>>5922962Kino
