street food
Oh God not again
>>5942157>just noticed the guy sitting hiding trying to hold back laughter after the axe in the breadNever noticed him trying to not lose his shit before.
>>5942211His outfit combined with the intrigued but slightly pissed off expression gets me every time.
This shit cannot be real, its gotta be some joke Indians came up with to make foreigners sick. India literally has a space program
>>5942274>This shit cannot be real,You have to watch some of those India street food shows then. While much tamer (sanitized editing) than what you see here, if you are alert you can see some questionable things even in those mainstream shows.Sanitized food travel shows would be ones like Rick Stein's six-episode India series. He concentrates on curry, but shows some of the India street food scene as well as some other food market situations.
>>5942130post the one where they bake cakes and stick their whole arm inside and use newspaper. Its so disgusting
>>5942274I can attest in India but also parts of China and the Fillipines have places or suburbs where they are still stuck in the 18th century.Be wary your modern age first worlder stomoch can't deal what they have to offer.Sometimes i think those people are immune to Cholera and shit.
>>5942130imagine the backpain
>>5942157I come in these threads only for that one, gets me every time.As stupid as it is, it's actually quite accurate.
>>5942121It's interesting to me how we only ever see the same clips over and over again in these threadsIt's like the jeets figured out that everyone outside of india is laughing at them and stopped allowing people to film their disgusting practices
>no plastic forks or napkins are given to customersI know Indians eat with their hands, but what do they do after they've eaten and finished their meal? Do they walk around with sticky, oily hands?
>>5944131Wipe it through their hair to save on oils later
>>5942106>antijeet squad inboundThere's street food from all over the world.
>>5942418>immune to Cholera and shit.I mean, it's probably selected for at this point (or 500 years ago, same difference)
>>5944913This is not "street food" fucking retard. The cook is operating inside a building just that they're preparing it at the entrance, again you retard. Case in point:The webm I've postedNOT STREET FOOD
>>5945581if you dont see the contrast in cleanliness then i suggest you to go visit an oculist.
>>5942213>>5942211hes the underrated mvp of the video
>>5945581
What is it with Indians and sopping wet food? How do you even eat it with your hands?
>>5945617hands?
>>5945611Cleanliness has nothing to do with it. That retard (probably you) posted something he thought was street food when it was not.Another case in point:This is street food. Shut the fuck up if you don't know what you're taking about.
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>>5945649Bro, you're autistic
>>5945696I can second this, to some degree. Tis our curse to prefer words mean words instead of whatever you want at the expense of quality.
>>5945578uh I would actually eat this onestill lost it at the honking though
>>5942430>imagine the backpainYou can sit on the same level as the food if other working positions are painfully inconvenient.
>>5942116I like the ones where they have spoons and just aren't using them.
>>5942157kudos to the guys that didn't stop screaming for 2 straight minutes
>>5945615can someone AI generate a pee pee instead of fish? asking for a friend.
>>5945665I can't even believe this shit.
>>5945696He's not just an autist, he's a very low-IQ autist with a culturally-indicative rigid definition of street food.
>>5945853its better to break eggs into another smaller cup first in case its spoiled. So you dont fuck up whole batch with single egg.
>>5945856>things you don't need to worry about with industrial egg suppliesI get a nasty one from my girls once in a while but that's completely different. In Japan you can order flats of double-yolk eggs from the wholesaler.
>>5945665for indian food that looks more hygienic than the regular street food
>>5945856Nigga that ain’t india
>>5942126Why do they soak their bread?
>>5944913This actually looks good and sanitary though so I know this isn't pajeet street food.
>>5942106i'm not going to bulk-reply to all the jeet food below, but can anyone tell me why it's so fucking WET? putting aside when it's prepared in holes in the ground and served on tarps, how good is this food actually? nutrition, taste, etc. how does this compare to fine indian cuisine? genuinely curious
>>5947988The locals are have probably developed a resistance to the unsanitary conditions but as a first worlder I think you would get dysentery or some other food borne illness from eating anything from an Indian street food vendor.
>>5947982it might be dried and has to be soaked before eating
>>5947985I think it's Singapore but not sure.>>5947988>how good is this food actually?It's slop for workers, it's spicy and made with the cheapest ingredients. It's not very nutritious, very little Indian food is. This is evidenced by the fact that Indians are getting smaller decade on decade.
>>5942211White shirt loses it at 1:10.
>>5945647What in God's name....
india taking street food to the next level
>>5949685Man, I wish I could enjoy my job like that guy
>>5945578I find surprising that the only Hindu food that seems remotely edible are the egg related ones, is it because it's deepfried and the can't stick their hands into it, isn't it?
>>5942106One soggy bread roll please saar
>>5945820The only time he touches the spoon is to move it out of the way so he can stir the slop with his hand
>>5942157>That blast of dirty water from the bottle>The way the guy looks away when handing the finished product to the customerKino
>>5948002>KoreanCrepeshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murtabak
>>5947988>but why is it WETBecause they use the curry template a lot. Curry is like pasta: the natural choice when 2 people are cooking to feed 50.>compared to fine cuisine?like comparing a hotdog cart with cloudy water to a bistro with red checkered tablecloths. 15% overlap of menu items in terms of drinks and tiffin (fried snacks), noticeable quality spike because ghee and unwatered yoghurt are expensive.Order traditional cake desserts for one for a table of four; sweeter than Mars bars. Apart from indians I think only the American constitution might be equal to an Indian sweet.>but did you die?Tourists should stick to hotel catering or sealed food if they want no risk, but I think the food is the country. It's like skiing with your mouth. Pack your carbon and magnesium pills and prepare for cholera you pussy.
>>5945581>sees the cockerel bowlMight be Indonesian>sees the porkMalaysian for sure.
>>5945696not that anon, but no. Street food = not made in a building is a good working definition.>>5945853>culturally rigidexplain yourself, social studies.
>>5950375>this is murtabakMurtabaks are square because they're folded into pouches; vidrel was round. I've also never seen murtabak made with chopsticks. Everyone uses a cooking trowel like teppanyaki.Taiwan, West Taiwan, and filename are equally likely candidates.
>>5949865indians in here, fucking explain
Say there's an expensive Indian restaurant in a Western country with strict regulations. Will it be safe to eat there or is it genetic with the jeets and they just can't help themselves?
>>5945581To me it looks more like a booth. Streetfood it is.
>>5945615>that last second sign revealKino
>>5942157LOLplease post the one with the black dudes doing the parody
>>5950472Indian hereNo fucking clueIts south indian. That's all I can confirm
>>5950470I'm referring to the webm titled "KoreanCrepes.webm" in your post, mate.
>>5950451>>culturally rigid>explain yourself, social studiesSure, he's not just trying to police our speech, he is using the most narrow possible definition of the term street food. That kind of rigidity of thought occurs in many different populations, but that Anon has a convergence of at least three factors, he's Indian, low-IQ and autistic. That's the kind of triple threat that destroys good boards.
>>5950565Which one? You know your culture sucks when African villagers are dabbing on you.
>>5950472I think it's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragi_mudde
>>5945867>>5947932cracking each egg into a smaller container before adding it to the rest is standard practice in the culinary industry worldwide. my sister went to culinary school here in burgerland a few years ago and that's what they were taught. not out of concern for bad eggs, since that's incredibly rare as long as you source and store your eggs well (and properly rotate stock), but some eggs may have blood in them. Customers might notice the blood being in the food even after baking/cooking and might complain, so instead of taking the chance they just throw the bloody egg out. this may just be a burger thing since we don't really eat animal blood over here, but even in cultures where that is part of the cuisine, there is undoubtedly individuals who don't like it or just don't want that flavor being in their eggs and will complain as well.
>>5950728Sure but it's an extra step and another dish to wash. I do it sometimes for guests but usually just eyeball each egg before dumping it.
>>5945649>>5945581>This is not "street food"YOU'RE the retard. You think just because it's in a slightly more covered shack, even though it's literally served streetside, that it's not streetfood?So by your definition if that exact dish/food that you're posting would be served in more shelter, then it magically is not street food anymore?That's a shallow use of the term. It means nothing at that point.The term street food, although admittedly a loose term, is more of a vibe and approach to food.
>>5950759I love eggs
>>5950685think you got it. Nice.>>5950624You're right, it is south Indian; Tamil Nadu. The poverty there must be staggering, they can't even afford to fry it.
>>5950660Thank you for the explanation. I'm not sure REEEanon is any of those three things, but at least your webms hit the spot. I like them.
>>5944102might as well scoop the sugar water with your hands too at that point
>>5942106To his credit, he is using a utensil in one hand.
>>5945665lmao wtf
>>5951385>utensilspoons are cutlery. CUTLERY. NOT UTENSILS. for some reason, this particular burgerism really pisses me off .
>>5951416Its a ladle not a spoon
>>5950996>I'm not sure REEEanon is any of those three thingHe's something, though, that's for sure.>your webms hit the spot. I like themThanks, mang. I'm trying to curate my collection of food videos to be intresting and useful.
So, how many diseases are we talking over here? A gorillion?
>>5950472Its fresh poop balls from a Patels anus only the high cast ever get to savor such a delicacy
>>5951715why do indians have to be so FUCKING DISGUSTING like this...?
>>5942116Don't you get stoned for having a tattoo there?
gvdgj
>>5949865I like how they season their fingers before eating.
>>5943047no it is not. some shill is trying to make india less respectable by spam
>>5952074>pile ice in hand>patpat>put in cup>pile ice on cup>patpat>put in bowlthe vendor didnt need to do any patting, he could just fill the bowl with snow powder and splash syrup on WITHOUT TOUCHING THE ICEmf just wants to pat the ice and watch people eat it.
>>5952074>large booger stuck right on the ice in full view
>>5952219the tools (utensils) they’ve clearly chosen for specific tasks, like portioning the goop and depositing it into the cones, aren’t even the best tools to achieve what is a pretty fucking simple procedure. the shit goes fucking everywhere. the idiocy is absolutely fascinating.
>>5942106INDIANFUCKINGSHITS
>>5942157Pretty good, but there is a severe lack of honking, and the utensils are way too clean. 7/10
>>5942157at 1:16, bucket man has to hide his grin. this clip keeps on giving.
>>5945653Mudahar lol
>>5952322Ergonomics are just as absent in the Desi mind as hygiene.
>>5945664The nurgle sign egg really ties it all togheter
>>5947988>nutrition, taste,there is a reason jeets are idiotic manletsnot enough animal protein, too much fibre, spoiled ingedients for over 3000 years bred a parody of humankind
>>5945647this is not fucking real... please don't be real...
>>5950991>the egg doctori like his styleplus he doesn't throw his trash onto the street>>5951912would
>>5952521the blatant difference between japanese/korean street food to indian street "food" is astonishing
>>5952586Their the only population on Earth that is shrinking in height decade on decade, they have the lowest brain volume (lower than Africans) and have something like only 80% of the lean mass of any other humans. Plus the average Indian man's grip strength is equivalent to white women's grip. This is malnutrion and inbreeding on a level unimagined. >>5952607Africans are cool as shit if you take them on their level. And that bro is next level. >>5952609It's amazing what personal standards and a health inspector will do.
The chances of being born Indian are extremely high but somehow you lucked out. Count your blessing folks
>>5942117>>5942118>>5942123>>5942126>>5942130why not cut out the middlemen and just eat their own diarrhea?
>>5952793considering their hygiene practices, they basically are
has anyone been able to figure out what the fuck this is yet?
>>5952968aloe vera juice but the brown retards leave the latex in
>>5952968It's the village idiot playing with a shit bucket. They let him do that so he wont interfere with their cooking, which they're very immaculate about.
>>5950758heh
>>5952964
>>5952074india is so ghetto they have smoke alarms beeping in the streets
>>5950758hahahahaha
>>5952968looks like dead squid boiled im snot. it's an indian delicacy
>>5951991Lmao you jeets are so good at coping it's hilarious. No one respect a jeet. Ever.
>>5947988>but can anyone tell me why it's so fucking WETwater is one of the main ingredients poor jeets can actually afford to buy (steal from a sewer hole)
>>5952964>splashing piss into your own face/eyesFucking why though.
>>5958618you are not understandings hygiene saar
>>5942126Why are they putting cornflakes in a chaat? Is this an indian thing ?
>>5952605Apparently Muhammad encouraged licking not only the plate but your friend's fingers too.
>>5942109>>5945665Jeet bros I know you are here, why are you like this? I have been to a bunch of third world countries around the world and they always have at leat tin plates.
>>5951416>spoons are cutlery. CUTLERY. NOT UTENSILSCutlery is a subset of utensils, you fucking dumbass. A spoon is a utensil in the same way that a square is a rectangle.You should learn how English works before mocking others for not using it correctly. >>5951461Ladles are a type of spo...I really hope this was on purpose.
>>5950448>sees the chinese writingYep, Chinese for sure.
>>5945653ENGINEERING
>>5960451The most shocking thing is that everyone around him thinks it's totally fine to be doing prep with a toe-knife. The subconinent is fucking weird.
>>5953658remember to not be wasteful bros
>>5953658Not much makes me truly go wtf anymore but this one got me. When my brain allowed itself to conclude what I was seeing I had to stare at the ceiling for a moment and reflect.
>>5953658save some for me daddy!
>>5950662Kek'd audibly
>>5960000Nope. These are bahais. They follow bahai as their spiritual leader and follow his teachings. They're like nation of islam is to OG Islam.
>>5960460As long as the toe grips the knife handle and not the blade, which is where meat gets cut. I can let this one slide. Not optimum but not outrageous
>>5952322Hindus mindset is steeped in superstition. Their reasoning for continuing to do work with inefficient methods is like "I've seen my father work this way and he was blessed by lakshmi goddess with profitable business. If i change something bad luck will strike hurr durr hare rama"
>>5960910>dirty feet from walking the streets of Karachi in sandals>the second most disgusting toenails known to man>dirty man-dress flopping around>angry, dysgenic face, I think he's even drooling a littleYeah, no.Have some dirt road cooking.
>>5950662african niggas are actually pretty based
>>5961024the worst part is that still looks cleaner than most indian webms
>>5952618>Plus the average Indian man's grip strength is equivalent to white women's grip.Pretty sure it's far less
>>5961164I'd seriously rather hang out in the bush in Namibia, Nigeria, Senegal or whereever than have to go anywhere in India.
>>5961024Ya know sometimes I forget just how monkey like these people are, and then I see a video like thisWould still prefer them over poojeets tho
>>5942106Not sure why you guys freak out about this. I mean, most of you are neet incels who's hygiene is on par with this or worse (hoarding fermented cum/piss bottles and such). Yes, these videos are very gross and anyone would probably get extremely sick eating any of this stuff, but most of you live even worse than this on your own volition.
>>5942106>>5942109>>5942110>>5942112>>5942116>>5942117Have they always been like this, or has it just turned out that the internet has been a disaster for the jeet race? Wtf man.
>>5942118And WTF is this?!? May the Lord have mercy on their disease-ridden souls (just kidding. I know jeets don't have souls).
>>5942157I love the fact that every race can unite under the umbrella of our hatred of jeets and jews. Kek.
>>5942126At :31 did he say "what up beyatch"? I've only seen these on /pol/, the audio adds a whole new aspect. Their horrible accents match their even worse personalities.
>>5942418How's it going, dikshit rammandeep?
>>5949685That food is absolutely covered in his sweat...
>>5945665Wouldn't oil lubricant and rust also be mixed into the food? WTF
>>5961495Plus whatever mud and waste crust they didn't casually hose off from the last digging job.
>>5952521what a pro
>>5949865Enjoy your clay…
>>5961495those are the least harmful contaminants they should be worried about
>>5952968Aloe Vera for sure like the other guy said. You can see the leaves in the background
>>5949865the way none of them say thank you or even look at each other. The guy looking at his metal disk used as a plate in amazement. The fact they're all middle aged dudes. India looks like a tragic, horrible place.
>>5950685>Ragi is not supposed to be chewed.
>>5950758Glad to see Burger King foot lettuce still has a career after all these years.
>>5961852They call it a Swallow, not a Chew. >>5961856Last one I've got. Foot lettuce is an important part of a balanced diet.
>>5942157The psycho third world stare at 0:55 always gets me. Jeets really do this shit, it's uncanny.
>>5961847>the way none of them say thank youHum Sweetie that's a White people thing 'yikes), diverse noble BIPOCS don't do that.
>>5961852Truly baffling. So you're supposed to eat it like you're a duck? I wonder how many poos choke to death eating, sorry swallowing, that garbage.
>>5950759That seems slightly more sanitary than many of the others at least
>>5961646lets make it take 10x the time to cook for literally no reason at all.
>>5950662Lost
>>5950758Lost, twice in a row god dammit
>>5942157please, someone post the video where even Africans reject the pajeet food.
>>5945665somehow, the complete version make it worse...
>>5945867¿pero que putas es esa mamada?
>>5949685kino
>>5950662>>5950758Holy SHIT
>>5942106LOL here is your soggy as fuck bread with slop.
>>5951715It is just pure nurgle worship.
>>5952170It appears part of their culture is that for food to be of high quality someone has to fondle every single bit of it with dirty as fuck hands.
>>5952968Well. clearly. Manmade horrors beyond our comprehension.
>>5961407They've always been like it. I've read historical accounts
>>5949865Why do they have to touch every ingredient as soon as it's put on their plate? They even pat the liquid
>>5952968Someone commented before calling this the food evil people eat in cartoons
>>5954957I would the squirrel girl
>>5952982Yeah but what are the yellow globs? Why is there a plastic bottle, with the fucking cap on, in there too?
>>5961272I don't know,jeets are generally peaceful,more than black people as far as I know. They are nasty but at least peaceful people
>>5962525>jeets are generally peacefulUnless you are an unaccompanied woman, Muslim, Christian, Buddhist, animist, Zoroastorian, B'Nai or otherwise deemed an outsider, in your own country. They do terrorism shit all the time but it's on the village level so it's almost never mentioned in the media.
>>5961407There's a Lovecraft quote about how disgusting India is, so it goes back at least 100 years.
