2 wheels
>>5949486Look at him go!
Motorcycle was clearly in the wrong
>>5949468what the fuck is this resolution
>>5949857
>>5949468>nothing effecting her>falls anywaywhite woman moment
>>5949513The phone keeping up with the car after they crash is top tier comedy
>>5950148That sounds like something an Israeli would do
>>5950156kek the yellow shit guy gets freaked out
>>5949468the wheels were too thin to go up that curb
>>5949486Fug the bolis :DDDD
>>5951303I like to imagine he was attempting to do the obnoxious swerving that the future astronauts do on city streets, narrowly avoiding oncoming traffic etc. much schadenfreude. yummy.
>>5951300why are cyclists so retarded
>>5952576>want to drive a car on public roads>"STOP! You must get a license and learn all the rules of the road! Also buy insurance!">want to ride a bike on public roads>"Wear a helmet :^)"That's why.
>>5949857we call it the autist spotter
>>5951432pretty sure he was just spreading his arms to gloat as he crossed the finish line first and didn't expect the bike to become unstable
>>5949825The comedic genius of this reply is incredible.It applies to all the videos coming before it.
>>5953014that's probably the case but comparing with the speed of the other riders, assuming he had been riding that fast before deciding to gloat it would've been hard for him to lose enough speed to become that unstable.
>>5949480He might not be a good driver but if he's cool enough to make xiames bond ride bitch he's gotta have some clout
>>5949515It's in the hole!
>>5951300im no expert but thats not a good spot for gay sex
>>5951300most of the impact went into the actual bikes crashing so I doubt that hurt much, looks to me like they might both be having a laugh about it
>>5949486XD
>>5951303arab sport
>>5954236better with sound
>>5954247prööööööööööt
>>5954247wtf is his PROBLEM
>>5955084lmao thanks man haven't seen it with sound before
>>5953150Would have been a perfect gore video, but alas
>>5955410He was sick of brown people on motorcycles (as we all are)
>>5949466>braking? I just honk instead
>>5953150Are asians even human? wtf is wrong with them?
>>5955410The bike made a rumbling noise like an animal trying to intimidate the elephant
>>5951303I will never ever understand celebrating before the finish line. I've seen so many people get passed at the last second, trip, crash, people who showboat in boxing and get KO'd etc. You don't look cool doing it and you look like the biggest retard when you fuck up.
>>5952799Well that explains why we never see videos of drivers doing retarded shit.
>>5949480holy shit!
>>5954973made me lol
>>5949466
>>5954973What did he think was going to happen?Man plays too many video games.
>>5957581Why are there so many instances of this happening>hurr durr.. I'll just taunt this driver next to me what? Direction no...ack!
>>5951432>future astronauts?
>>5954247What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>>5957714You're talking about fighting an elephant as if it's an elden ring boss
>>5957581My favorite part of this is that the guys don't even seem to him flipping them off. He got nothing out of this except an injury and several expenses.
>>5957714>what anon thinks will happen
>>5951303>>5956064He was "posting up". It's a tradition. Kind of a dumb one, but there it is. This looks like an amateur or lower level race, which explains the fuckup. It's not so much gloating at the top level, but the form.>>5957713He means basketball Americans. It's ironic.
>>5953374>im no expertSure, sure...
>>5954247What is the correct thing to do in this situation? I'm guessing it all starts with slowing down way further up the road from the giant elephant. I suppose if it runs at you then, it's possible to swerve around it as it's more committed to one direction
>>5949468those are some nice bum
>>5958065Kek
>>5951301hitting water at that speed is like hitting concrete
>>5956065Retarded drivers are contained within a steel box and surrounded by safety equipment like seatbelts and airbags.Cyclists are not and are likely to die on impact at relatively low speeds.
>>5957714Elephants can reach their back legs with their trunks. More importantly they're faster than you seem to think. Dummy
>>5957714Elephants are extremely dangerous and much stronger and faster than you. They run 25 mph, most humans top out at 12 mph.
>>5959250Well, the US has several black astronauts in NASA, whereas Brazil has zero.
>>5950148>>nothing effecting her>>falls anyway>white woman momentBrown hands typed that. Seethe!
>>5957714>What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.Have you tried that?
>>5957714livestream yourself attempting that, retard
>>5949881ty
>>5957714Good Troll.Good Bait.>then move back in to continue punchingkekwell played Anon
>>5956022Congratulations, anon, you're almost at the point you realize their self-reported IQ scores are fake.
>>5949480that's some mowgli jungle book shit right there
>>5950148Affecting her, and the curb certainly did have an effect.
>>5959464>why are cyclists so retarded>because retards are filtered out of the driver pool by the licensing exam>okay, explain how retarded drivers exist then>uhh...w-well, retarded drivers have safety features that cyclists don't haveDumbass.
>>5949486meanwhile his cop car is being stolen
>>5959253Stay on the very fast motorized transport device and aim it away from the large, non-motorized, sub-50mph animal.
>>5957714>Continue punching
>>5957574I love Drive/Nightcall edits
>>5957581Already had a crash where I took my eyes of the road for two seconds, and this guy did for three. (I was looking at a piece of ass)Lesson learned, you should never, ever ever, take your eyes out of the road for more than a single second. It's enough for something to come, and you won't have the time to react
>>5949486he's fast!
>>5960598This is the way
>>5949881curbs are tricky like that, need a duller angle lady
>>5958065I liked the part in that one cinematic sequence where the camera goes underneath the tank between the treads.
>>5949466try that shit in a small town
>>5950148>retard who’s never seen a curbI guess your people don’t have that technology back in Mogadishu.
>>5950224He's not scared look at how he's holding on, all the weight of everyone is being held in place by his dick.
>>5962127I hope the next great generational writer comes out of China so he can explain their bizarro world to us
>>5962166Natural selection or murder?
>>5962470The opposite of natural selection - a retard fucked up and someone else died from it
>>5962470Worse: Third world OH&S.
>>5962160Why do so many people find it so hard to point a camera at what's happening? Why even bother at that point?
>>5962626Some people prioritize their own experience of the event and stop caring that they had previously been filming.
>>5960418Retard, cyclists expect drivers to obey all the laws of traffic and keep them safe while they themselves need to obey no laws and it's "someone else's fault" if they get critically injured from a minor bump. If ANYONE should be learning every traffic law, it's the people without any protection.
>>5963480>cyclists expect drivers to obey all the laws of trafficAs someone who has actually been on a bike before I can tell you that they expect drivers to do the most illegal and dangerous maneuvers possible at all times.Your stupid ass rant is also not a counter-argument to the point, if cyclists don't know the road rules because they don't have a drivers license then how are there people with a drivers license that don't know the road rules?
>>5949480Quick thinking. He's gonna live a long life>>5949486Out skilled
>>5963480>>5964011This is mostly a fake distinction anyway. Pretty much everyone who cycles also drives a car. About absolutely true in America, probably majority true in Europe. You can only skip having a driver's license if you NEVER need to drive anywhere; even if your regular commute can be by bicycle, how likely is it that you're able to avoid ever driving in your entire life? Not very. So nearly every cyclist also has a driver's license and a car unless they're a literal child.Therefore the "driver vs cyclist" "debate" is actually the driver who doesn't cycle vs driver who does cycle debate. It's powered by a misunderstanding on the part of the non-cycler, who doesn't realize the cyclist has an entire life outside of the moments that the non-cycler sees him on his bicycle and perhaps not slowing down at the stop sign as much as the non-cycler would prefer.
>>5962470>>5962166silent assassin achievement
>>5962127why would someone fill a dumptruck with dirty water? who does that?
SexXx>>5949881Works on my mtb
>>5964130Completely false. Cyclists never obey the rules of the road.t. lived in Portland and it was impossible to drive anywhere due to the out of control cyclists
>>5962122Yup that car driver will be servicing prison mikes for years
>>5962119he died by the way
>>5957714>I am sure to win because my speed is superior
>>5964677>Asian elephants can run at 15mph (25km/h)Most people probably can't even sprint at that speed so I doubt his speed is even superior at all.
>>5964676source
>>5950148She tried to ride up onto a curb at too small an angle and it deflected her front wheel instead. If you're gonna go up a steep lip like that, you wanna hit it at as close to 90 as you can or that will happen. What she should have done is swung left and the pulled a sharp right into the sidewalk. Pretty sure that feature is to avoid cyclists weaving on and off the sidewalk like she was trying to do
>>5949470Thank God he was wearing his helmet
>>5964863>Pretty sure that feature is to avoid cyclists weaving on and off the sidewalkkek
>>5964626Only of he gets caught. I sure as he'll wouldn't be giving my footage to the cops. Id edit out his plate, delete the original then wait a few months to upload it so the cops couldn't trace the vid back to him. These bikefags deserve to be humbled
>>5964211it has swine in it. he's literally covered in pig shit now LMAO
>>5949466>>5949467>>5949470>>5949484>>5949515The retards at Fail Army stole these videos and told me NO ONE WAS HARMED
>>5949515
>>5957605he thought the board wouldn't have collapsed and he would have just rode right on.he would have if the boards weren't 1/4" mdf lol
>>5965431The board didn't collapse. His shitty bike did. And he did. Because the drop was too high.
>>5965432watch it again.the front tire, rim and fork went right through the board, when the tail flips around it gets stopped because all that shit that just went through the board is holding it.you can see the handlebars still straight.
>>5957579
>>5964886you're gonna be cupping balls with that driver in prison for obstructing justice, tampering with evidence and maybe even misprision of a felony
>>5965431It's osb it has the blue color edge
>>5950156 what motorbike is it?
>>5965441you may have taught me a fancy new word but you're still a bootlicker. I bet the cops would think it was funny, and if it was months later and no crime was reported then they don't have to do any extra work.
>>5965448Don't know the exact model, but judging by the wing on the tank it might be a Honda of some sort.
>>5964211Dirt gets wet when it rains, shocking truth, but the construction guys still need to move it off site.>>5965273What the fuck are you talking about?
>>5965450Get job and take a shower.
>>5965970Yeah retard, If only there was a gate-like apparatus on the back of the bed.
>>5965441"What? I didn't know My dashcam automatically overwrites old footage with new footage. Sorry the original file got overwritten. Oopsie"
>>5964883It worked tho XD
>>5965394i remember seeing that one on jewtube way back when. bit more to it than just that grainy pos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbpv5TIVKg8
>>5966631>Sorry the original file got overwrittenNta but moot point since we're literally watching it ITT.
>>5956022in cases like theseits almost always for insurance claimsthey dont succeed anymore since as it became more common, more people used camerasthats why there are so many chinese liveleak videos
Motorbikers are for losers.
>>5965396What's the story here? Did he just get struck with acute depression while riding?
>>5967617He was running from cops. Punching mirrors high on meth or something. Broke both hands.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZKDRcxBhZ0
>>5965397love this one
>>5956065Deflection
>>5964011K
>>5969137>ezgiflearn ffmpeg retard
>>5965398hahahahaha TND
>>5964303
>>5964863>What she should have done is swung left and the pulled a sharp right into the sidewalkor lift the bike up a few inches by pulling on her handlebars sharply
>>5961359just enough but not too muchand the cop misjudged his fitness vs the elecbike's top speedsure i know you know all that but i felt like typing while watching my cunt on the phoneah now you didnt want to read that did you
>>5952799i dont like bikers-haters but i'll admit one thinghaving been a car driver helps
>>5963480traffic laws are not made for bikesif you ride your bike properly, you are less of a bother to cars and pedestrians by burning lights than by respecting them at al times, and that's just one rule among manynow of course that means you make your own rules and your level of nuisance depends on your own judgmenta good rule however is to feel responsible for any trouble you cause or any risk you create by recklessness or lack of attention, and to correct your driving caution accordingly
>>5964593>Cyclists never obey the rules of the road.because it is counterproductive to obey driving rules at all times, not just for the cyclists but for the cars and other vehicles driving around them
>>5960598he had no time to turn around and he knew ithe did everything right IMO, except finding a way to dodge/cover
>>5965394nice loop
>>5963480Obey every traffic law on a bicycle, see how fast you get flipped off. It's a lose-lose game for cyclist. Which is why a lot of states legalized rolling stops for bicycles. They're not the same vehicles, the same rules shouldn't apply.Not to say that cyclists should be allowed to do fuck all. Just saying that retarded drivers (like you) like to moan when cyclists break laws AND when they follow them, Go ahead, drive through a city while taking the full lane (as you legally should). Stop at every light. Yield for every left turn. See how fast you get passed on a double yellow, flipped off, cursed at, doored....
>>5971876>drive through a city while taking the full lane (as you legally should)Should you? Sounds like a retarded law. Here's the UK's highway code for example - you can ride in the full lane for safety in slow or rare traffic but in basically every situation where there's cars that would want to overtake you you're supposed to let them. If where you live bicycles are supposed to take up a full lane then it's got really retarded traffic laws.>Stop at every light. Yield for every left turn.Yes, no shit, as you should as per priority. How is this controversial? Who would yell or flip off a cyclist for stopping at a red light or yielding when mandated by a junction?
>>5971912ok for some reason it's not letting me upload a screenshot, what I wanted to post was rule 72 from here https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/rules-for-cyclists-59-to-82
>>5949467how unstable are trikes huh
>>5949480tony ja ain't dead fuckers
>>5949486other guy should have brought the car through the main road
>>5972582They'd probably be a ton more stable if they used two at the front instead of the back.
>>5965390with sound off and the retards not screaming this didnt look that impressive aside from a few jumps
>>5965398fake
>>5971876>>5971843Posts like this are why cyclists should not be allowed on public roads and restricted to sidewalks.>oh, I can't obey the law! drivers will just be mean to me!Enjoy eating pavement then I guess.
>>5966177Tailgates don't magically stop water from soaking the dirt and there are no pigs in that truck. What mental illness have you got?
>>5969134>bikers do retarded things, bikers are dumb>drivers do retarded shit as well>u-uh, STOP DEFLECTING!!lmao at your life. Imagine being so defensive. How many traffic violations have you been cited for?
>>5955505Theyre so aggressive even when making jokes and having fun.
>>5962122Did that biker say the nigger word?
>>5949486based
>>5949466Anyone got the story on this? Is it the motorcycles fault? How bad did guy on bicycle get hurt? That could easily be a death blow hit.
>>5949480lol if I was that dude I'd be like HOLY SHIT Where is the video of what I just did?!
This thread should be called "2 Wheels Edition - Your Mom was right." Ya know because growing up basically every ones Mom would always be like "Your NOT getting a motorcycle! They're too dangerous"
>>5962153Why did he even attempt to go along the steps when there is a perfectly good divot right beside them. And even still, seemed like he was trying to loop the thing out anyway
>>5957714hello /an/
>>5955505based
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