old >>5879769
i had saved a good chunk of old asmr videos but lost them when my drive failed
>>5950883>not having redundant disksskill issue
>>5950727just saw this reply from the old thread.so I never ask for anything rude etc, no body parts or anything lol, I literally just describe what's going on in my life, and have them talk about stuff and tell me what I wanna hear, it's just for my anxiety cause I work a high stress job in STEM and I like having it as background noise. However a few times if the girl is really cute i have bought them clothes and asked them to do try on haul videos for me. if they're REALLY cute that is. cringe i know
>>5951021it was a magnetic drive and they're supposed to last years
remember to download all of your favorite creator's videos before their channel is nuked and you have to scrape for bilibili reuploads
jojo sucks nowit's over produced, he keeps doing collabs, there's no soulruined channel
>>5952319sauce?
>>5953315
>>5952319Amen to that. I learned my lesson the hardest way.
>>5952319fuck, so it did get nuked... was searching for this video the other day and couldn't find it anymore. what was her name and where can you find her stuff now?
>>5953154>>5953849Ppippi, her patreon is still up but i don't really fancy paying 10 bucks per videohere's the source for the webm: gofile io/d/dz86c7
https://www.youtube.com/@SiJingASMRPretty good new ASMR channel I've been seeing in my recommended recently.
>>5954517>Video ends before he finishes making the cigarSupremely unsatisfying.
>>5951242all storage can fail without warningalso magnetic drives have U-curve of failure rates, they usually either fail after after years OR very early on (but keyword usually, all storage can always fail without warning, no exceptions)
>>5955942Sorry anon, the full video for that is only 5 minutes, but i found that minute in the post to have the most satisfying sound. I guess i could've maybe made a 2nd post with the finished product but nope, can't be bothered.
Give it to me straight Babblebrookbros, are we ever getting another installment?
>>5956325I think the more you use a drive, the more likely it is to fail. So I only plug them if I know I'll be using themThe only drive that had ever failed me was my 2TB porn driveLearned my lesson (don't hoard porn)
>>5950883also have you tried using a recovery tool?you can savage quite a lot of stuff with them
>>5957034>I think the more you use a drive, the more likely it is to fail.to a certain degree, SSDs mostly care about writes, for HDDs it's spin up/spindown cycles, and to a smaller degree spindle movement (but this means an HDD kept on 24/7 is likely to live longer than a typical desktop HDD that keeps being powered up and down)and in all cases there's always a chance you get zero warning before it fails no matter how "unlikely" so a second copy is always the best way to protect your data than any sort of rituals
>>5957034No. You are supposed to keep the disc spinning. Starting and stopping it repeatedly is not the right move.
>>5957388what's this girl's channel again?
>>5957731>>5957732Anyone got her old deleted stuff?
>>5957035it refuses to start
>>5957388there's no way anyone gets tingles from this shit
>>5957853this new gen of youtubers have ruined asmr
>>5957853I assume the kind of people that need cuts and effects every 5 seconds in a video so they don't get bored also sleep to this.
>>5957853>>5957871>>5957875How about you stop being gayCute chicks doing mouth noises near the mic and licking the mic are the hottest ASMR around, gets me hard and tingling every time
>>5958077That sentence was only slightly less faggy than admitting you fuck men.
can somebody post the Delicate ASMR/hannah webm? this is the webm im talking about>https://desuarchive.org/wsg/search/image/-lkVQ9LjAznsCoCrkXdpag/
>>5958227lol
>>5957853turns out if you don't record asmr in stereo, it's not asmr
>>5957871>>5957871>>5957875Zoomie ASMR always spastic af like they just downed 70mg of vyvanse with an energy drink or two. Which they probably did.
>>5960552yeah that was the entire appeal of it, also I really only get ASMR when I feel immersed so these kinda videos do nothing to me
I've stopped bothering with ASMR channels. I just put on unintentional, cara institute, or ambient white noise 10 hours. ASMR has sucked for many years.
Every time I come in here to see what kind of ASMR you people post, its always the same thots with a camera near their tits or showing off their face, or both. Doing the most basic ASMR shit they could possibly do and totally not sucking off the mic. Then, you faggots go on about them more or less being your gfs and exchanging girls. You fucks don't want ASMR, you just want the attention of a woman and this is the closest thing you're gonna get.
>>5961008>thotsno one asked no one cares, you whiney faggot
>>5961008It's brown people, anon.Most of India is incels.
>>5961047well here's something more audience appropriate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0EFXxXuxCM
>>5961008are you the same cherry picking faggot who seethes at the slightest sight of a cute woman doing something you like?If it really is as you say and "it's always the same thots", could you even name some of them?The ridiculous idea that one shouldn't show their face on an ASMR video aside, please tell us which 'thots' posted in this thread are showing tits, and whether they're here in the room with us right now
>>5962304>>5962305>>5962308thread saved
>>5962515
>>5962655do NOT post women in my (You)s
>>5962515I have 2 more, they're not as good though.
>>5962657
>>5962675Katrine has the best eyes of any asmrtist
>>5962714do NOT post american ogros de las abominacionas eithereven for the joke, it would have worked way better if I hadn't already been clicking away when the second part started and then had to click back in to see what that was
>>5962715>>5962675Evil physiognomy.She would ruin the life of any man she marries unless he is equally evil. And God help us if she meets such a man.
>>5962655this is nice
>>5962718He's Cuban. Meds now, idiot sudaca monke.
ASMR doesn't work on me. I honestly think you need to have weak mental fortitude for it to affect you. Hearing people whisper talk and making mouth noises is revolting. Inb4 butthurt retards respond.
>>5962840I only get ASMR when I am severely sleep deprived. An anon here (thank you if you're reading this) correctly concluded I have untreated trauma, so I am constantly on "alert" so it only affects me when my inhibitions are lowered. But it simply doesn't affect some people no matter what.
>>5962871I would definitely say I'm always on alert so maybe I should try that. How sleep deprived are we talking?
>>5957034>I think the more you use a drive, the more likely it is to fail.you are retarded
>>5962876Well staying up all night and the entire day after usually makes me instantly fall asleep when listening to ASMR in the evening. But I was more sleep deprived than a simple all-nighter when I had my most powerful ASMR experience, spinal tingles and all. I still listen to ASMR when going to bed because it helps me relax, but I don't "feel" anything unless I'm sleep deprived. For the record I don't like mouth sounds either they're disgusting (and eating sounds WTF!?) but you just need to find something that you like the sound of.
>>5962655awesome
>>5962840riveting blog post
>>5962925He made other kosher ASMR videos, but he locked them behind a pay-wall. He really got into character.
>>5962907>that>blog postZoom zoom. How's that block multiplication going retard?
>>5962940>>5962925>.mp4This a new encode or something?
>>5961047yeah liking women is an indian thing
>>5962723fuck off back to twitter faggot nobody cares about the flavor of the week larping you are engaging in now
>>5962878I think the less you use a drive, the more likely it is to failtherefixed it just for ubabe
>>5950883Very nice. Anyone know her name?
>>5963863https://www.youtube.com/@LatteASMR/videos
>>5952319why was this nuked? the smoking?
>>5962840Unlike the other anon I don't have trauma but it definitely requires some amount of "trust" to listen to the video and just relax and take in whatever happens. I don't trust women and the majority of men doing asmr look like this >>5962714 so I've almost never really seen any asmr that I can actually just relax and appreciate.
>>5964022Thank you anon
>>5963562Simping for them online is.
>>5963563he's right tho kat's a cunt, a hot cunt
>>5964295>I don't have trauma>I don't trust womenO ja, ja, sehr gut. Tell mich mehr about zat, anon
>>5964413Look anon I don't know what to tell you, I've never interacted with a woman on a personal level in my life, there's no underlying traumatic experiences or anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPmdq3hy-LgPretty good ASMR though the illustration they used is quite something
>>5964592sehr, sehr interessant, mein dear anon.Sag mir bitte... were you not breastfed? Nor raised by maternal figure?Grroving up wizout mutter, orr a kold one, kann be verry traumatig experriance, indeed...
shut up faggot
>>5965280I don't know why you're overcomplicating things like this. Obviously I love and trust my mother but I wouldn't listen to asmr from my mother, that's fucking weird wtf. Same goes for my sister. And yes I'm still in close contact on great terms with both and yes I was breastfed (not by both)
you are so fucking gay and starving for attention
I miss when these threads were chill.
>>5965638then the fart fetishists arrived a few months ago and launched us into this spiral
>>5965496you said you didn't trust women. now you say you do trust womenyou said you've never interacted with a woman on a personal level in your life. now you say you did have interaction with two very personal women in your lifeyou *are* complicated, anon
>>5965383>>5965518yea?what u gonna do?cry?
Are there really Bluewhisper nudes floating around out there? But she seemed so wholesome.Anyway, where can I find them?
>>5965280>une pipe
>>5964413>>5965280>you don't like asmr that probably means you want anal sex
>>5964350good thing nobody is doing that here>>5966125source?
>>5966733>anal sex out of nowhereHmmm... yes, yes. I see.Now, tell me anon, are you, perchance, familiar with the psychological notion of 'idée fixe'?
>>5967451Whisper Bunny
>>5965496>>5964592Can't you go write your blogs in discord or something.
>>5967470No but I am familiar with the meme that is Freud
>>5950880Who is this?
new moonlight cottage video dropclipping it really doesn't do it justice. it's so good
>>5968169>>5968171Wish I had the webms of The Apprehension EngineShit was cash
>>5968065https://desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/4870870/#4888554
>>5962925
>>5969809>brown girl gets white boyfriend>starts spewing poltroon babble kinda funny ngl
did maimy die or something
>>5966125Id pay good money to smell her farts
>>5970277why do you fucks have to post shit like this? no, you don't want to smell her farts. Have you ever smelled a young woman's farts? like, really stuck your nose in there, waited for it to burst, and took a deep breath? no, no you haven't. It doesn't smell good, it's not pleasurable at all. It is, in fact, horrible. Nobody would pay any money, let alone good money, for such an experience. You obviously wouldn't pay to eat shit or drink piss, so why would you want to smell farts? The answer is you wouldn't. So stop with this deranged idiot meme
>>5970336This guy smelled farts!
>>5969809pretty sure she's gotten implants now which is crazy even for her
>>5970277I do wonder what drives a person to become this. What actually has to happen in someone's life for them to want to eat ass and sniff farts. Do you think you'll get tingles from fart asmr? Hell, there was some guy who wondered what sleepy's farts smelled like, too.
>>5963675Name ?
>>5966125Source?
>>5970336>>5971037Cute girl farts actually don’t stink, they smell more like cinnamon and carrots.
>>5971199>>5967624
>>5971215yeah, that's what I thought. BIG mistake.
>>5970917>>5969809She became thick as hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8bJl56CXbA&ab_channel=Angelica%27sGrass
>smearing sewer sludge on your face asmr>you are stuck in a kafkaesque bureaucracy asmrwtf is carm cooking lately
Did anyone happen to save the original version of this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYgaz8ZxjpgShe uploaded one without cleaning up a lot of the cuts and she had some really depressed moments. After one section she just put the backpack down and wondered aloud what the hell she was doing with her life. When I thought to save it she had already taken it down and reuploaded the one I linked
I have been watching this white girl doing japanese asmr for the past year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSCtoDEUQUs&t=1sShe has a very cute face and I have busted some huge ones at her videos. Idk if she's underaged though...
>>5972497she's def <18shame on youher eyes are kinda wide apart
>>5972060yeah dude, she's puerto rican
>>5962914>>5962916chinese saul shaye
>>5972823maybe she's a retard
>>5963675Anybody got any idea who this is?She's got a great feminine voice, on par with Skitty maybe.
https://youtu.be/0shOBbmEQ2o?t=1298sissy hypno
>>5972923>no massive brapping soundhuge disappointment
>>5972926>>5972928>>5972930thank you for these posts anon.I would appreciate if you could provide the sauce
>>5973523her face reminds me of her
>>5973190heatherfeather, that one is posted on every thread, pay attention
>>5973571these 2 should be ppomo>>5972928>>5972930
>>5973571ankha one is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eFctVnmaSA
I feel like we're getting closer and closer to getting clean footage of sleepy's bare feet, bruders.
Still would impregnate BlueKatie btw.>>5974069would also impregnate her with triplets
>>5973571Without even turning on sound I knew she was Russian. Why is this.
>>5974256could be the way she dresses, or her Slavic facial structure
>>5974088She implied she's thinking about becoming pregnant in her latest video, funnily enough.
>>5974069tfw no nocturnal clown gf with depraved sexual fetishes to trample your face with her toes as you admire how shapely her arch is from all the weighted hiking
>>5974348.............didanyone............................say... >clown girl? :))
>>5974758>turned out to be some gay ass ARG
>>5974828tf you talking about
Well, https://asmrtistcatalog.ca has finally reached 10000 channels indexed, with a bit over 1,750,000 searchable videos. Might manage to hit 2,000,000 by the end of the year depending on how many more channels I can scrounge up.As usual, if there's something that would make this more useful to you, I'd like to hear it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdt39Ie_isw>cute russian girl wearing bracesYoutube is trying to kill me with these recs
>>5974758i know those eyebrows are painted on at that angle but it is impossible to try and override how my brain is interpreting them as sympathetic
>>5975317youtube recs have been shit since the last couple of years
>>5974758i need to honk honk her cheeksand then honk honk her boobies
>>5975455objectively false. the algo, for better or worse, has been amazing at finding similar contenttheir search function on the other hand is genuine trash, but thankfully has some workarounds
>>5975317cute af. shame about the nose ring
