old >>5879769
i had saved a good chunk of old asmr videos but lost them when my drive failed
>>5950883>not having redundant disksskill issue
>>5950727just saw this reply from the old thread.so I never ask for anything rude etc, no body parts or anything lol, I literally just describe what's going on in my life, and have them talk about stuff and tell me what I wanna hear, it's just for my anxiety cause I work a high stress job in STEM and I like having it as background noise. However a few times if the girl is really cute i have bought them clothes and asked them to do try on haul videos for me. if they're REALLY cute that is. cringe i know
>>5951021it was a magnetic drive and they're supposed to last years
remember to download all of your favorite creator's videos before their channel is nuked and you have to scrape for bilibili reuploads
jojo sucks nowit's over produced, he keeps doing collabs, there's no soulruined channel
>>5952319sauce?
>>5953315
>>5952319Amen to that. I learned my lesson the hardest way.
>>5952319fuck, so it did get nuked... was searching for this video the other day and couldn't find it anymore. what was her name and where can you find her stuff now?
>>5953154>>5953849Ppippi, her patreon is still up but i don't really fancy paying 10 bucks per videohere's the source for the webm: gofile io/d/dz86c7
https://www.youtube.com/@SiJingASMRPretty good new ASMR channel I've been seeing in my recommended recently.
>>5954517>Video ends before he finishes making the cigarSupremely unsatisfying.
>>5951242all storage can fail without warningalso magnetic drives have U-curve of failure rates, they usually either fail after after years OR very early on (but keyword usually, all storage can always fail without warning, no exceptions)
>>5955942Sorry anon, the full video for that is only 5 minutes, but i found that minute in the post to have the most satisfying sound. I guess i could've maybe made a 2nd post with the finished product but nope, can't be bothered.
Give it to me straight Babblebrookbros, are we ever getting another installment?
>>5956325I think the more you use a drive, the more likely it is to fail. So I only plug them if I know I'll be using themThe only drive that had ever failed me was my 2TB porn driveLearned my lesson (don't hoard porn)
>>5950883also have you tried using a recovery tool?you can savage quite a lot of stuff with them
>>5957034>I think the more you use a drive, the more likely it is to fail.to a certain degree, SSDs mostly care about writes, for HDDs it's spin up/spindown cycles, and to a smaller degree spindle movement (but this means an HDD kept on 24/7 is likely to live longer than a typical desktop HDD that keeps being powered up and down)and in all cases there's always a chance you get zero warning before it fails no matter how "unlikely" so a second copy is always the best way to protect your data than any sort of rituals
>>5957034No. You are supposed to keep the disc spinning. Starting and stopping it repeatedly is not the right move.
>>5957388what's this girl's channel again?
>>5957731>>5957732Anyone got her old deleted stuff?
>>5957035it refuses to start
>>5957388there's no way anyone gets tingles from this shit
>>5957853this new gen of youtubers have ruined asmr
>>5957853I assume the kind of people that need cuts and effects every 5 seconds in a video so they don't get bored also sleep to this.
>>5957853>>5957871>>5957875How about you stop being gayCute chicks doing mouth noises near the mic and licking the mic are the hottest ASMR around, gets me hard and tingling every time
>>5958077That sentence was only slightly less faggy than admitting you fuck men.
can somebody post the Delicate ASMR/hannah webm? this is the webm im talking about>https://desuarchive.org/wsg/search/image/-lkVQ9LjAznsCoCrkXdpag/
>>5958227lol
>>5957853turns out if you don't record asmr in stereo, it's not asmr
>>5957871>>5957871>>5957875Zoomie ASMR always spastic af like they just downed 70mg of vyvanse with an energy drink or two. Which they probably did.
>>5960552yeah that was the entire appeal of it, also I really only get ASMR when I feel immersed so these kinda videos do nothing to me
I've stopped bothering with ASMR channels. I just put on unintentional, cara institute, or ambient white noise 10 hours. ASMR has sucked for many years.
Every time I come in here to see what kind of ASMR you people post, its always the same thots with a camera near their tits or showing off their face, or both. Doing the most basic ASMR shit they could possibly do and totally not sucking off the mic. Then, you faggots go on about them more or less being your gfs and exchanging girls. You fucks don't want ASMR, you just want the attention of a woman and this is the closest thing you're gonna get.
>>5961008>thotsno one asked no one cares, you whiney faggot
>>5961008It's brown people, anon.Most of India is incels.
>>5961047well here's something more audience appropriate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0EFXxXuxCM
>>5961008are you the same cherry picking faggot who seethes at the slightest sight of a cute woman doing something you like?If it really is as you say and "it's always the same thots", could you even name some of them?The ridiculous idea that one shouldn't show their face on an ASMR video aside, please tell us which 'thots' posted in this thread are showing tits, and whether they're here in the room with us right now
>>5962304>>5962305>>5962308thread saved
>>5962515
>>5962655do NOT post women in my (You)s
>>5962515I have 2 more, they're not as good though.
>>5962657
>>5962675Katrine has the best eyes of any asmrtist
>>5962714do NOT post american ogros de las abominacionas eithereven for the joke, it would have worked way better if I hadn't already been clicking away when the second part started and then had to click back in to see what that was
>>5962715>>5962675Evil physiognomy.She would ruin the life of any man she marries unless he is equally evil. And God help us if she meets such a man.
>>5962655this is nice
>>5962718He's Cuban. Meds now, idiot sudaca monke.
ASMR doesn't work on me. I honestly think you need to have weak mental fortitude for it to affect you. Hearing people whisper talk and making mouth noises is revolting. Inb4 butthurt retards respond.
>>5962840I only get ASMR when I am severely sleep deprived. An anon here (thank you if you're reading this) correctly concluded I have untreated trauma, so I am constantly on "alert" so it only affects me when my inhibitions are lowered. But it simply doesn't affect some people no matter what.
>>5962871I would definitely say I'm always on alert so maybe I should try that. How sleep deprived are we talking?
>>5957034>I think the more you use a drive, the more likely it is to fail.you are retarded
>>5962876Well staying up all night and the entire day after usually makes me instantly fall asleep when listening to ASMR in the evening. But I was more sleep deprived than a simple all-nighter when I had my most powerful ASMR experience, spinal tingles and all. I still listen to ASMR when going to bed because it helps me relax, but I don't "feel" anything unless I'm sleep deprived. For the record I don't like mouth sounds either they're disgusting (and eating sounds WTF!?) but you just need to find something that you like the sound of.
>>5962655awesome
>>5962840riveting blog post
>>5962925He made other kosher ASMR videos, but he locked them behind a pay-wall. He really got into character.
>>5962907>that>blog postZoom zoom. How's that block multiplication going retard?
>>5962940>>5962925>.mp4This a new encode or something?
>>5961047yeah liking women is an indian thing
>>5962723fuck off back to twitter faggot nobody cares about the flavor of the week larping you are engaging in now
>>5962878I think the less you use a drive, the more likely it is to failtherefixed it just for ubabe
>>5950883Very nice. Anyone know her name?
>>5963863https://www.youtube.com/@LatteASMR/videos
>>5952319why was this nuked? the smoking?
>>5962840Unlike the other anon I don't have trauma but it definitely requires some amount of "trust" to listen to the video and just relax and take in whatever happens. I don't trust women and the majority of men doing asmr look like this >>5962714 so I've almost never really seen any asmr that I can actually just relax and appreciate.
>>5964022Thank you anon
>>5963562Simping for them online is.
>>5963563he's right tho kat's a cunt, a hot cunt
>>5964295>I don't have trauma>I don't trust womenO ja, ja, sehr gut. Tell mich mehr about zat, anon
>>5964413Look anon I don't know what to tell you, I've never interacted with a woman on a personal level in my life, there's no underlying traumatic experiences or anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPmdq3hy-LgPretty good ASMR though the illustration they used is quite something
>>5964592sehr, sehr interessant, mein dear anon.Sag mir bitte... were you not breastfed? Nor raised by maternal figure?Grroving up wizout mutter, orr a kold one, kann be verry traumatig experriance, indeed...
shut up faggot
>>5965280I don't know why you're overcomplicating things like this. Obviously I love and trust my mother but I wouldn't listen to asmr from my mother, that's fucking weird wtf. Same goes for my sister. And yes I'm still in close contact on great terms with both and yes I was breastfed (not by both)
you are so fucking gay and starving for attention
I miss when these threads were chill.
>>5965638then the fart fetishists arrived a few months ago and launched us into this spiral
>>5965496you said you didn't trust women. now you say you do trust womenyou said you've never interacted with a woman on a personal level in your life. now you say you did have interaction with two very personal women in your lifeyou *are* complicated, anon
>>5965383>>5965518yea?what u gonna do?cry?
Are there really Bluewhisper nudes floating around out there? But she seemed so wholesome.Anyway, where can I find them?
>>5965280>une pipe
>>5964413>>5965280>you don't like asmr that probably means you want anal sex
>>5964350good thing nobody is doing that here>>5966125source?
>>5966733>anal sex out of nowhereHmmm... yes, yes. I see.Now, tell me anon, are you, perchance, familiar with the psychological notion of 'idée fixe'?
>>5967451Whisper Bunny
>>5965496>>5964592Can't you go write your blogs in discord or something.
>>5967470No but I am familiar with the meme that is Freud
>>5950880Who is this?
new moonlight cottage video dropclipping it really doesn't do it justice. it's so good
>>5968169>>5968171Wish I had the webms of The Apprehension EngineShit was cash
>>5968065https://desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/4870870/#4888554
>>5962925
>>5969809>brown girl gets white boyfriend>starts spewing poltroon babble kinda funny ngl
did maimy die or something
>>5966125Id pay good money to smell her farts
>>5970277why do you fucks have to post shit like this? no, you don't want to smell her farts. Have you ever smelled a young woman's farts? like, really stuck your nose in there, waited for it to burst, and took a deep breath? no, no you haven't. It doesn't smell good, it's not pleasurable at all. It is, in fact, horrible. Nobody would pay any money, let alone good money, for such an experience. You obviously wouldn't pay to eat shit or drink piss, so why would you want to smell farts? The answer is you wouldn't. So stop with this deranged idiot meme
>>5970336This guy smelled farts!
>>5969809pretty sure she's gotten implants now which is crazy even for her
>>5970277I do wonder what drives a person to become this. What actually has to happen in someone's life for them to want to eat ass and sniff farts. Do you think you'll get tingles from fart asmr? Hell, there was some guy who wondered what sleepy's farts smelled like, too.
>>5963675Name ?
>>5966125Source?
>>5970336>>5971037Cute girl farts actually don’t stink, they smell more like cinnamon and carrots.
>>5971199>>5967624
>>5971215yeah, that's what I thought. BIG mistake.
>>5970917>>5969809She became thick as hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8bJl56CXbA&ab_channel=Angelica%27sGrass
>smearing sewer sludge on your face asmr>you are stuck in a kafkaesque bureaucracy asmrwtf is carm cooking lately
Did anyone happen to save the original version of this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYgaz8ZxjpgShe uploaded one without cleaning up a lot of the cuts and she had some really depressed moments. After one section she just put the backpack down and wondered aloud what the hell she was doing with her life. When I thought to save it she had already taken it down and reuploaded the one I linked
I have been watching this white girl doing japanese asmr for the past year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSCtoDEUQUs&t=1sShe has a very cute face and I have busted some huge ones at her videos. Idk if she's underaged though...
>>5972497she's def <18shame on youher eyes are kinda wide apart
>>5972060yeah dude, she's puerto rican
>>5962914>>5962916chinese saul shaye
>>5972823maybe she's a retard
>>5963675Anybody got any idea who this is?She's got a great feminine voice, on par with Skitty maybe.
https://youtu.be/0shOBbmEQ2o?t=1298sissy hypno
>>5972923>no massive brapping soundhuge disappointment
>>5972926>>5972928>>5972930thank you for these posts anon.I would appreciate if you could provide the sauce
>>5973523her face reminds me of her
>>5973190heatherfeather, that one is posted on every thread, pay attention
>>5973571these 2 should be ppomo>>5972928>>5972930
>>5973571ankha one is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eFctVnmaSA
I feel like we're getting closer and closer to getting clean footage of sleepy's bare feet, bruders.
Still would impregnate BlueKatie btw.>>5974069would also impregnate her with triplets
>>5973571Without even turning on sound I knew she was Russian. Why is this.
>>5974256could be the way she dresses, or her Slavic facial structure
>>5974088She implied she's thinking about becoming pregnant in her latest video, funnily enough.
>>5974069tfw no nocturnal clown gf with depraved sexual fetishes to trample your face with her toes as you admire how shapely her arch is from all the weighted hiking
>>5974348.............didanyone............................say... >clown girl? :))
>>5974758>turned out to be some gay ass ARG
>>5974828tf you talking about
Well, https://asmrtistcatalog.ca has finally reached 10000 channels indexed, with a bit over 1,750,000 searchable videos. Might manage to hit 2,000,000 by the end of the year depending on how many more channels I can scrounge up.As usual, if there's something that would make this more useful to you, I'd like to hear it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdt39Ie_isw>cute russian girl wearing bracesYoutube is trying to kill me with these recs
>>5974758i know those eyebrows are painted on at that angle but it is impossible to try and override how my brain is interpreting them as sympathetic
>>5975317youtube recs have been shit since the last couple of years
>>5974758i need to honk honk her cheeksand then honk honk her boobies
>>5975455objectively false. the algo, for better or worse, has been amazing at finding similar contenttheir search function on the other hand is genuine trash, but thankfully has some workarounds
>>5975317cute af. shame about the nose ring
anyone got a source on this one?
>>5975631forgot the file fml
>>5975632Yamine ASMR, deleted/banned channelThe only account she still has up is "amiyami" on patreon and it's softporn
>>5975650bummer. thanks anyway. anyone know if there's an archive up somewhere?
>>5969893>what, criticize Israel and our undying support of this holy land? that is WAY too political!
>>5975205neat!
>>5975122who's this again? I'd forgotten about her
>>5975205There's already something similar tho? https://www.theasmrindex.com/
>>5975926Yeah, I found that after I had the idea, but before I actually got the site live. Mine's got a more powerful search syntax, a list of (known) upcoming streams/premiers, and at this point, 3000 more channels indexed and 300,000 more videos despite the fact that their site counts private/deleted videos in their total and I don't.That one's fancier looking than mine though, I'm no designer.
>>5975427ikr>>5975661maybe the anon who knew about her patreon has downloaded a few of her videos...i made that webm so i might have this full vid somewhere
>>5975973i found this, it's probably what the video used to be, but the link it goes to is dead. https://www.theasmrindex.com/video/FOiBivhJMqw
>>5975973>nice women turn into porn whoresgrim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4uZgGhIB9whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMy7cNX2UKIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWq5RSp_N-smixed swedish girl with bad video and audio qualitybut she's cute
>>5975455turn off search history recs and curb your watch history to get stuff you only want to see more of
>>5976286>nice?????????
>>5961086redit-tierconsider suicide
>>5976571she looks like a trad woman here >>5975973
>>5976357bad video and audio quality is usually a blessing for asmr. good find>>5976612so good
>>5975963That's neat. Usability and function beat cosmetics though, best of luck with the project!
>>5976950>tradpeople keep using this word as if it means something, then they are surprised when women aren't like that
>>5976950these are not the same women, loli was talking about the video you postedshould've said 'vid unrelated' at the end, my bad
>>5965383Sauce?
I don't suppose anyone knows the origin of this one?>>5973026This one is really nice.
>>5978114I don't know which specific video this webm came from but that's nananightray
>>5978114Looks like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdoJmmKw9DU
>>5978114>>5978146feed this bitch a big mac
>>5978114At this point I have to ask, how do women do anything with those long, fake nails?
>>5978161what a virgin lmao
any prostate massage asmr?
>>5978114>>5978146her OF is awful
>>5978361either answer the question or be quiet, femoid
She's back.
>>5978291it's fucking hilarious how retarded they look
>>5978381check pornhub?
>>5978291A man
>>5978161They have to hold their fingers in such a way that the nails don't interfere. It complicates everything, but they are women so they like that.
>>5952319
>>5952319oh, unfortunate
>>5980881source?
>>5976609based Dave Bull enjoyer
>>5980254Okay, so now I want to see the rest of the trick.How 'bout it, anon?
>>5982087check the filename, it's on youtubeit's one of those "math" card tricks. it's not that cool
>>5982091Okay, yeah that was stupid lazy of me not searching the filename. I found it.Appreciate the polite reply.
>>5978161They don't. That's the whole point.Having long nails is a way for them to signal to other women that they're so "high" class that they don't have to do any form of menial labour.Problem is that most of those women actually do still need to do menial labour, which now takes them three times as much time.
>>5977090Best video in this thread
>>5977090it's a really cool part of YT. i believe this is the guy she's "dueling" or however they call it
>>5982161>>5982151not anywhere near as good as her (also the guy is challenged in some way i believe), but the asmr is there
>>5980881SEX WITH CHILDREN
This is from the 3DS game Senran Kagura Burst. Someone on /v/ posted a Youtube link to this a long time ago when ASMR was just an obscure niche but I kept it in one of my favorites. I hunted down a better quality audio file because the one on Youtube has an atrocious bitrate. The original audio contains a loud door opening and door closing noise in the beginning and at the end respectively which I edited out for the webm. It's not too bad but I personally prefer the track without it.
>>5980881nothing more annoying than dumb children who don't even understand asmr attempting to do it
>>5980486this girl is a whore btw and also a dj but her djing is just her standing there in a bikini pressing play.literally life on easy mode, I hate it so much.
>>5977090tfw I don't get tingles from visual stuff whatsoever
>>5982518ur supposed to wanna fuck her, not be her.hope this clears up any bitterness and confusion.
>>5982524I don't wanna fuck a woman who has never felt the desire to create anything in her life and just coasts off of free male attention.
I don't get it. I've tried watching ASMR videos and never really felt anything. Am I doing it wrong?
Does anyone have Bria ASMR?
>>5982636have you tried listening to it with your headphones?
>Some E-slut licking an ear shaped microphone while tapping her nails on a glass butt plug>Whisper talking for absolutely no reason and raking a comb across wool cloth right into the mictrash-tier ASMR>Some autist roleplaying as a 19th century doctor in full costume diagnosing you>random person just doing their job really well while explaining what they are doing in great detailgod-tier ASMRYou know this is true.
>>5982242Do you know the in-game context for this audio? Is this from a cinematic? Excellent audio, the heel sounds are very nice
>>5982851>Do you know the in-game context for this audio?Not really. Based off of research it's CD bonus content. I'm installing the game to 3DS right now out of a general curiosity for the game itself but I think the audio file in question is not actually on there but contained to the audio drama CD set that goes by the name "閃乱カグラ Burst -紅蓮の少女達- 少女達の極秘ファイル ビジュアル&サウンドトラック/ドラマCDセット or "Senran Kagura Burst - Guren no Shōjotachi - Shōjotachi no Gokuhi File Visual & Soundtrack / Drama CD Set" in EnglishApparently it was bundled with the deluxe/limited edition of the game in Japan and never made its way to the US or Europe which makes it a miracle that some guy just casually posted a link of it to /v/ since it's a niche fan service game with niche Japan + Limited Edition exclusive content that was only relevant to the conversation because of the niche community developing on Youtube around ear sound brain tingles. I found some high quality .flac files online and if there is anything good on there I may convert these to webms as well.
>>5982719yes
>>5982851>>5982884Alright, I dove a little further and have to make a correction. The audio file is NOT from the bonus content of Senran Kagura Burst but from Senran Kagura: Skirting Shadows.Shadows was the original Japan-only release. Senran Kagura Burst is the Director's Cut version of the same game that also saw a release in the US and EU.Both Skirting Shadows and Burst got a bonus CD set bundled with the limited edition of the game but the audio files on them are different. None of that bonus content ever made its way to the US and EU versions.The audio in this new webm is from the audio drama CD for Senran Kagura Burst. It sounds like they recorded something similar to the original bonus Content for Skirting Shadows so it might be a remake of that story. I don't speak Japanese so I have no idea whether it's the same idea or they just happened to include another chapter with a similar concept.
>>5982942Reencoded from a higher quality audio file the full audio track from Skirting Shadows as a webm.
>>5954246And it's gone
>>5982963ASMR edit that removes the door opening/closing part. All of these are encoded from .flac audio files extracted from the CD so it's propably the highest audio quality publicly available unless the developers release what they have from the original recording session.
>>5982809good asmr is asmr that causes tingles. everything else from rp to set design is just window dressing. i don't give a fuck how high quality the set design and lighting of an asmr video is if the asmr doesn't cause tingles. people pretend that production value matters but it doesn't beyond people being able to circle jerk like they're sophisticated and only consume the most high quality videos.
>>5982884>>5982942>>5982963>>5982988Very cool stuff anon. Thanks for doing that. Quality audio-only stuff is my jam.
>>5982636I never got tingles despite using an arguably great headset. Doesn't matter if it's unintentional ASMR, non spoken ASMR, mouth sounds or women speaking softly/whispering, listening during the day or right before bed.I just like listening to hot women speaking softly into my ear.Too bad I learned that sleepy is a woke lefty, I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.
>>5962835so americana mystery mutt
>>5962840>I honestly think you need to have weak mental fortitude for it to affect you.Says the person who "revolts" at the sound of people whispering.
>>5982222ch... ch-checked
>>5981658/watch?v=3H5bb1oj-20
>>5983351>Too bad I learned that sleepy is a woke lefty, I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.Somehow I don't mind it that much, she mostly keeps it out of her videos.I was more bothered when BlueKatie brought up the Zwarte Piet controversy in one video (I'm Dutch and I'm fucking tired of hearing about it).
>>5983351you can see the ssri in her eyes, dude. not a surprise she's a lefty.
What are we going to do when China starts producing catgirl androids who wake you up each morning by licking your ears?
>>5982242>>5982851>>5982884>>5982942While this version of the webm is new, we've been posting this for years. Here's the translation.
>>5982942This is a LLM translation, with editing from me:>Welcome back, darling~.>Haruka has been waiting for you to come back home, you know?>Just kidding.>I tried saying it like we're newlyweds! How did it sound?>Oh my, you seem really nervous. I can hear the sound of your heart beating. >But why is your heart pounding so hard? >Could it be because you tried to run away from me, and now you're scared?>That must be it. Running away means you have something to hide, doesn't it?>Well then, what could it be? Were you thinking of selling a Snake Girls secret somewhere?>But if you did something like that, what would happen to you?>Would you even be able to survive, dear?>Honestly, dear, you're such a dummy~.>I'm not angry at all. I know you'd never really run away from me, right?>We did all sorts of things together, didn't we? So many things that felt so good~>That's why your body can't forget me now. You can't live without me, right?>Well then~ shall we have some fun today? Sounds good, doesn't it?>Then maybe you should tell me honestly.>What secret of the Snake Girls did you find, and where were you planning to sell that information?>If you feel like talking, I could give you an extra special service~>I'll make sure you never even think of running away again.>Oh my. Eh? You fainted. It felt that good?>But now we can't talk anymore, can we? Too bad, but we'll have to end it here for today.>The special service will have to wait for another time... and when that time comes, I'll make sure you tell me everything.>Well then, good night, darling~
>>5982810This dog's HDI score is higher than 97% of the planet
>>5984828I want to be called "Cute Invader-san" so bad!
