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Advanced technology, robots, new devices, self driving cars etc. Any advanced tech from the future.
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>>5961964
>Meatbags, swerve
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>>5961964
Even machines know that the non-humans are evil.
Hopefully AI will deal with them.
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>>5962235
I'm assuming this is a game mod for a flight simulator and their only real option to have the engines move was to have them behave like ailerons and elevators.
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>>5961964
Lost
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Anyone got the clip of the F-22s chasing a silver orb (it was fake, obviously)?
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>>5962280
We had black people doing this and look how that turned out...
The robots will soon be screaming about slavery & reperations..!
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>>5963163
>AI slop
>not posting a webm of the actual giant gundam statues
KYS faggot
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>>5961965
>>5963072
pretty neat tech desu
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>>5962280
it is AI
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>>5962235
mambster chefde
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jeet ai spam is the future... how bright
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>>5963072
>fleeing the admin after rdming in Dark_RP
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>>5965489
AI is advanced tech though...
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>>5965616
>>5965331
>>5965824
If you really think about it, generative AI is really just humanity's cope that we will probably never get actual cyberpunk shit. We've been stuck with roboticized bumbling drunks for decades so instead we made an illusion generator to cry ourselves to sleep and keep the tech stocks going up.
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>>5965824
>>5965915
It really irks me that we were gaslighted to call these fucking LLMs and whatnot AI. They're artificial alright but to call them intelligent just boggles the mind. It's a fucking glorified algorithm. Granted that the human brain might be a glorified algorithm itself, but the current "AIs" are nowhere near the performance and abilities (and energy efficiency) of the brain.
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>>5965824
classic
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>>5966154
It's impressive technology for sure but it's not the answer to everything like people claim it is. That's usually done with any new technology but it annoys me when people say to just use AI because often times, it generates bad or incorrect stuff.
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>>5965335
>thotpatrol
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>>5962235
IT'S A P
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>>5963072
fuck off spooks, I'm not paying taxes
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The AI slop videos are just a promise that people will lie to us. If you wanted to destroy faith in what other people can show us, I hope you choke on the pollution you cause.
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>>5963072
2079 authorities tracking down the last white man.
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>>5967194
source?
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>>5961964
i fucking HATE fake chink technology videos, the robots are the worst kind. and so many people fall for it.
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>>5971427
here
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>>5965483
did you know there was a jet pack in the 1984 olympic opening?
https://youtu.be/5WWDnOiQR7A?t=64

(i thought it was spelled jet pak btw)
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>>5971865
https://youtu.be/iNUppNTT9RI?t=95
apparently it was even a thing in the 60s
should be called a rocket belt according to the video
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>>5965335
RIGHT IN DA PUSSY
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>>5963496
>>5964984
Is it the future tho?
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>>5961964
Based. First they replace niggers in sports, then they replace women in bed, then chud heaven will be a place on earth
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>>5973001
this kek
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>>5971859
Kek
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>>5966154
All the gaslighting is coming from your side of the discourse. There was a clear path from calling very simple yet independently acting algorithms "AI" to using the same word for more advanced shit. The intelligence in artificial intelligence certainly hasn't gotten any less intelligent in recent years. If anything, you suddenly getting angry about the intelligence part in "AI" says a lot about how threatened you feel by LLM's actually enroaching your cognitive capabilities and having to cope about it somehow.
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>>5974524
"I'll show them!" Chang thought, tears completely blinding his naturally squinted eyes, "I'll show them asian boys can get pussy too!"
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>>5974524
Its grim that people sometimes talk about androids, but they don't realize how far we are from making anything even remotely like that. AGI could happen this year, and set us on a path to unironic WW3, but it'd still take even AGI decades to crank out a realistic sex android.
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>>5974386
This is from Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando.
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>>5965335
>grab her by the pussy
Future is indeed glorious and based
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>>5965335
and obviously, he's black
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>>5965489
Well you cant use remote control, that would take people, so yes. AI controls the robots.
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>>5965335
short kings in the club be like
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>>5975322
>Robot rebelling against shitty dancing
Truly they have already surpassed humanity.
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>>5975322
>f-f-free styler
>straight from the top of my dome
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>>5966154

Its a marketing term. The term LLM doesn't sell, but AI everyone knows what an AI is. Its been baked into our society for decades, its a lot more familiar to the laymen. Since there's no legal definition of AI, AI companies are free to market their product however they like.
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>>5975321
MELTIE! ROBOT MELTIE!!!
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>>5975638
i truly hate this fake chinese robot videos. "make them fail at the end so that brainlets will be tricked into thinking it could be real"
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>>5975318
Why did this strike me so
Let him run
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>>5975893
What makes you think it's not real?
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>>5965331
The giant gundam statue is mediocre at best, and if you think it's something 20x better than the the T-rex animatronic from Jurassic Park in 1993 you're a midwit. Its slow and boring
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>>5976027
First of all there's everything I know about China, they don't have any capability to make advanced robotics. Even Boston Dynamics isn't at this level yet and China is nowhere close to them. Especially not to have the projects goof around out in public.
Second just look at these fake videos man, you think they look real? It's a lot better than China's early fake videos for sure when the robots just clipped through things but come on now.

You have to keep in mind that there's no independent media in China, these are CCP propaganda clips allowed to propagate. They are mostly meant for their own population to think that they are an advanced country but also to trick investors to put money into the Chinese market. There are nobody from the west able to go over there and confirm in an official capacity that any of these robots actually exist, because they don't and CCP lies out of their ass about everything. It's not just robots, it's trains, cars, buildings, achievements in medicine/energy... So many lies that western outlets just post about without stopping to think for one second that none of these claims can be confirmed by anybody not approved by CCP.
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>>5975945
I wish I remember how that bit went about Piraka being the worst insult you could call someone. I can't find it.
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>>5975937
why post AI trash
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>>5976179
What AI, China can't buy anything that are AI related
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>>5976337
Huh? China is probably the biggest AI researcher.
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>>5975638
>>5976034
It really creeps me out when they spaz out like this. I don't even find it funny or amusing.
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>>5962280
Imagine the mud getting in all the moving parts, better off just having 1 big machine, like how we already do it
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>>5965335
Based Fistabot
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>>5975318
he cute
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>>5974616
Doesn't need to be realisti, just better than my hand.
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>>5975318
Glory to the robots
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>>5975945
Because you're a drooling moron?
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>>5976034
What a fucking retard lol, lmao even.
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>>5966154
it is artificial and it is intelligence, just spiky in different ways than typical human
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>>5963222
>the smoke/vapor is a six-pointed star
:)
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>>5965791
chuckled sensibly
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>>5975321
OH GOD, CODE BLACK, CODE BLACK! SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT NOW!!!
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>>5977238
and people say this shit isn't made by aliens and powered by demons lol
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>>5963496
which starship test was this?
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>>5963222
>Spa Cex

>>5964984
Love the audio on this one
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>>5977364
It's just vectors
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>>5961964
BODIED THAT MEATBAG
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>>5977970
demon alien
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>>5977225
they look just as souless and brainless as a real human slut, amazing.
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>>5975322
GEDDAN
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>>5976155
Tesla is at a pretty advanced stage
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>>5977225

>Make AI slutbot women that look and act like real women
>Give them the ability to read
As if giving the biological ones the ability to read wasn't bad enough
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>>5976034
>AHM FOOKIN CLANKIN' AHHH
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>>5978053
Noice.
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>>5961964
Watching all these robots tells me that an ant has more brain power than them.
Because an ant is born and it can do everything it needs to survive and help the colony without anyone teaching it.

These robots are only burden to every one.
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>>5978320
They aren't brown enough for that
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>>5977225
someday
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>>5977364
>the supernatural is real because im too stupid to understand how some things work
woah... so THIS... is the power... of (You)...
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>>5961964
Is there a reason we build robots with human shapes? Our body isn´t exactly a tried and proven concept in evolution considering how young we are as a species
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>>5975322
>>5976034
They've come a long way with I'M PICKLE REE-bots.
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>>5971760
A CG challenge. That is the entirety of the submission.
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>>5974524
Even strippers will be losing their jobs to much more attractive robots....
grim
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>>5978365
I have never been more aroused.
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>>5978365
What exactly is he planning to do to its' nose?
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>>5978144
they aren't even close to having a product
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Here's a reality check.
Current cost is around 350 thousand USD.
Video and price source: https://nitter.net/Benioff/status/1963264973452546482

This thing weighs a little under 60 kg (132 pounds), I'd expect a "sex bot" with human appearance & softness, including moving eyes/mouth, to weigh at least twice as much. And I hope you like the mechanical noise.
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>>5971350
Hacking a WiFi router would mean to break WPA password, you can gain access to the local land and to the address of the router.
Good luck with that.
Fear mongering is all he does.
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age
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>>5977355
praise Saturn
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>>5979213
why is it so slow
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>>5978365
>year is 2055
>i cheer for my favorite all clanker kpop girl comeback
>just finished their mandatory 4 years service

>year is 2085
>my neurolink malfunctions for 13 seconds and the ads stop, giving me an unobstructed view of the night sky
>the moon isn't there, the new groups debut stage was fake
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>>5962280
All of this has happened before and will happen again
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>>5983674
>when your GF is a gamer and a CIA agent
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>>5983674
next they'll still wireless rechargable vibe motors in there for the real paizuri experience
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nice
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>>5978636
>A CG challenge
ik what you mean, i have seen them before.
This looks like it would be either a kino CG movie or a badass mecha vidya
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>>5983674
Might as well shove some lighting in their gooch as well.
Women really are fucking retarded.
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>>5983674
I want to see porn of this

for scientific reasons
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>>5974386
Can I have the bumblebee one to hug
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>>5974582
Least deranged American
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>>5976444
It reminds me of something, but I cannot put my finger on what
Any anons know what I mean?
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>>5977225
You can now buy something that looks like a corpse animated with dark talmudic magic
They will continue to improve thoughever and will likely be passable to people with taste in a few decades
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>>5983674
The AI generated caption is retarded.
its not an implant, its fiber-optic form a back mounted torch placed up against her under-boob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a929IRtg4YU
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>>5979147
They are at their 3rd iteration of the product and their factories, supply chains are spinning up. You dont understand how real production works.

You can make handful easy. You can even make a hundred easy. But building a factory that scales to millions is harder. Supply chains all needs to be aligned, set years in advance.

>>5978144
And this is an ancient 2 versions old too. They have a newer model that supposedly has the dexterity of a human that they are hiding real hard.
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>>5965331
We don't sign our posts here
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>>5985590
I think the video shows at least two different products. One is definitely the external lighting.
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>>5979213
China's is way cheaper and doesn't freeze like a lemon
(inb4 seething and shitting glowies (you serve the BLM empire))
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>>5987468
>Cool story, sista.
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anyone have the vid of the 3 maid bots tilting their head all creepy like?
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>>5979213
350k for that useless fucking thing AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO MARS!
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>>5987468
the future is leaving restaurants hungry
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>>5963496
Watching a spaceship come in to land is one of the few "hey, I live in the future" things we have compared to what I thought we'd have as a kid
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>>5978144
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>>5965335
>Fisto, reporting for duty.
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>>5988348
>player 1 is also a bot
didn't expect that ending
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>>5988305
>ride to the slaughterhouse is here guys, hurry up or it will leave without us
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>>5988348
i hate fake chink videos so god damn much, almost as much as i hate the people tricked by them
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>>5979213
wonder if it can actually do something.

can i tell it "bring me a glass of water" and it will go pick up an empty glass from a table, fill it with tap water, and then bring it to me? i bet i can't
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>>5988728
That one's real.
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>>5965915
our only hope of survival is cyberpunk shit. if we aren't the smartest things around then we aren't shit
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>>5974616
I reckon 2/3 years an lovehunny will be selling them
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>>5967000
where is the 2025 version of this? or has it been censored to death
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>>5961965
No where new tech anymore. Shits like 20 years old at this point. Still cool and wish I had one.
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>>5969443
Neely brothers was some of the dumbest humor ever thought of. The George Washington one was kinda slightly funny, the rest is absolute garbage.
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>>5974582
You actually wrote all that out and still thought it was funny enough to post?
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>>5977238
Chat GBT gave a similar answer, but then at the end also acknowledged that yes it's full. AI is getting dumber.
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>>5989538
lol absolutely not
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>>5989564
I think the main problem AI is facing is that they has used up all training data written by humans and since people are using AI to write posts and web pages now (disguised as something written by a human) the AI models are unknowingly training itself on its own output.
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>>5989560
I pity you.
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>>5989614
Yea I just watched that whole thing, hoping it would funny at some point and it never was.
>Le random words put together XDDD
Reddit humor for middle schoolers, maybe I was too old for it when it came out.
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>>5989718
How do you look at the half a minute long "forgotten chosen ones" bit, and your takeaway is "random words"? I bet you couldn't tell me how you would feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast today.
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>>5989734
I'd be hungry.
Getting butt hurt when people don't like what you like is more akin to black behavior bud.
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>>5989742
Pity is more of a heartache. There is clearly intricate structure and flow throughout, visual gags, wordplay, and all you get is random words. The punchline to the whole thing has no exotic wording whatsoever.
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>>5989753
>intricate structure and flow throughout
That's a major stretch bud. It's ok man. There were childish things I laughed at as a kid I wouldn't laugh at today. Our sense of humor evolves over time, there's no reason you need to rationalize it.
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>>5962280
Having complex and expensive humanoid robots doing what specific harvest machinery does for a fraction of the cost. It makes perfect sense.
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>>5961964
kek
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>>5965335
Who does she even sue for sexual harassment in this case?
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>>5979352
Fuck off fed
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>>5989753
i'll take two of the robot in a lab coat
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>>5977225
>make foidbot
>put ass, tits and even makeup on
>still use ugly 30 yo dumb slut face
why
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>>5990273
Well go ahead, make a 16 years old looking sex bot and see what happens
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>>5990338
>see what happens
sales?
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>>5977225
>for $175,000.00
LOL
LMFAO
LAMAO
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>>5989564
yeah I asked Chat CBD and got the same reply, almost verbatim
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>>5990817
You're not funny. I know you think you are, but you're too socially disconnected to understand how people think. It's not something that can be explained to you because you misunderstand it fundamentally.
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>>5990818
sure thing kiddo
tell us more about it
we'll be sure to laugh at it
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>>5990818
>wasnt really meant to be funny, but more to poke fun of "chat gbt"
>NUH UH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND FUNNY
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>>5990848
>Meant to poke fun
>Not meant to be funny
That's an oxyMORON.
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>>5962280
ai sloppa
why can't anons avoid posting this kind of shit?
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>>5976155
lol, schizo amerimutt coping. (((western))) industry and innovation is dead. only DEI matters now.
the chinkie examples aren't even that unrealistic, that kind of shit has been done before by BD and jap companies
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>>5983674
why?
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>>5961965
Originally pioneered by the RAF 20 years ago. The CCP now guarantees a home and figure salary for ex-UK pilots, captains etc. Hardly a surprise they've mastered this tech.
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>>5964984
Again. Nasa did this 20 years ago. Whats the point if you can't make orbit?
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>>5971859
Kek. It's funny because its true. Give the pilot a giant schnoz and we're done
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>>5974524
I'm not retarded and realisied that LLMs were pretty much sentient during the scamdemic, also that they're useless and untrustworthy.
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>>5985515
>You can now buy something that looks like a corpse animated with dark talmudic magic
Howling
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>>5991257
Bullshit. People don't like her because she's just bad at dealing with people. I have autism and people think I'm the best. It's not true, but that's what they think.
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>>5991955
>people think I'm the best
Oh buddy. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but people don't always mean what they say. They tell you that to be nice and encouraging, but truthfully they feel like being around you is a chore.
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>>5992064
Speaking for yourself there, buddy?
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>>5992248
Being autistic is like being a skunk without a nose. You lice your life with this horrendous order that everyone except you can smell. But since you were born without a nose you don't know why people don't like being around you and you lack the ability to conceptualize the idea that you smell bad. People are just being nice by not constantly reminding you that you're off putting, because they know there's no way for you to change.
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>>5992347
>dyslexia
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>>5992551
Nah, just lazy typing and not bothering to proof read.
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>>5992348
The ankle knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the ankle from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the ankle is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the ankle must also know where it was.
The ankle guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the ankle has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
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>>5992801
i see they went with quite the radical redesign for the vader 5 pro.
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>>5961964
>midget robot
they’d better make fat racist middle-aged white men versions too, otherwise its discrimination
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>>5993200
lol
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>>5971350
I didn't know this is the ylyl thread
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>>5978559
Because we want to replace you
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>>5992637
bretty gud effort. I didn't laugh but I scratched my nose.
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>>5992801
what the hell is it with his overly feminine hands?!
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>>5994054
>there's a percentage of idle thinkers out there that believe this is a real video
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>>5994054
he's like a robot italian but made out of metal
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>>5994103
it's a woman demoing a product on temu
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>>5994104
I wish. That fucker is exactly what would keep a kitchen interesting.
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>>5994247
guess that's why it looks more like a torture device with that speed
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>>5976034
audio version
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>>5994054
anyone have the original?
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>>5994103
just the manliest asian """man"""
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>>5971350
So much gooner data
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>>5983674
"Hello Police, my tits have been hacked"
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>>5979213
Hey Optimus, what are you doing there?

"I'm taking a shit", "almost done", "one moment", "viewing results", "uploading photos", "done, how can I help?"
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>>5979352
>would mean to break WPA password
which they did, in 2017. 8 years ago. and wpa2 is compromised

just so ya know
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>thread about future advanced tecnologies
>half the webms and discussions are about robot prostitutes

Never change
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>>5995140
fake but chinks are getting good at propaganda.
even if chinamen were even close to the same level of robotics as the US nobody would develop a robot that didn't detect that it has fallen over and immediately shut down, instead of flailing around like some retarded baby possibly damaging itself or the surrounding like the render in the video does.

wonder if they are watching something else that has been edited out, or if CCP paid them to stand around, or if it's a AI generated crowd, or the crowd was assembled from different sources?
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>>5996139
what do you mean fake?
the robot is real, it's just kind of shitty.
it's not a simple task for robots to detect falling over, since the quick motion that would be necessary for balance also gives false feedback to the sensors, that it tries to correct for.
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>>5962295
Is that actually a game? It looks real. The 2 random serial killer vans under the fuselage look kind of out of place though
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>>5963222
So primitive... it's basically an upside-down candle. We will look back on this and laugh.
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>>5983674
Ok wait just hear me out... Tits, except they have lights in them.
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>>5996181
the model is a pelican from halo.
looks reskinned though.
maybe the whole scene is made in blender or something
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>>5996139
meds. we're no longer asking
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>>5996139
>>5988728
>>5975893
>>5994104
You have no idea how robots work. Shut the fuck up.
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>>5992064
Not him,
I have an autistic friend and he knows exactly what i think of him, overall great guy. It's reasonable to assume anon is telling the truth, people with autism are not clueless about what people think of them in general, if they have any friends or family and arent severely autistic they know. In the moment when acting they won't get it unless it's blunt.
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>>5996175
>>5996209
the robot is not real, you'd have to be dumb to think you would bring something like that outside to dance and not even implement a "i have fallen over" safeguard

>>5996278
gullible fool. you can start thinking they are real when you see them dance around outside china.
all these magic inventions that only exist in china... i swear to god...
>buh i saw it dance in paris as well
you saw a fake video. you can't buy these things, there's no independent confirmation that chink robotics are real, just shut the fuck up already.
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>>5996209
also basic-bitch robotics like this is clearly not what i'm talking about, i naturally mean humanoid ones. if chinks couldn't make storage room slave drones on wheels they wouldn't be the world's factory.
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>>5996394
>you'd have to be dumb to think you would bring something like that outside to dance and not even implement a "i have fallen over" safeguard
That's arrogance, retard. Do you know why they flail around when they fall? They are just executing the rest of the routine. They are less than a poor animal trained to do something for a circus, for an animal would have the intelligence to get up if it falls.
It has no get up routine because their programmers do not give a shit about that — they only want to impress people walking by.
God only knows what the fuck you mean by "fake". Care to explain?
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>>5996401
what the hell do you think i mean by fake? as in 3D or AI of course, can't believe I had to spell it out for you.
people are so fucking obtuse regarding china that it's unbelievable. you can't run a mail list without having it pass trough CCP's department of censorship, literally every *single video you see from inside china has been signed and approved by CCP. they have whole buildings dedicated for propaganda. making gullible idiots think they are advanced in robotics is critical to trick investors into putting USD into their economy so they can do international trade.

*with the exception of (1) foreigners filming in controlled environments like tourism or official events. remember there's absolutely no independent news coverage allowed. or (2) leaked footage of buildings collapsing, or people drowning in tunnels etc. if you can trace the video to a owner it is either propaganda or marked as aligning with CCP goals 100 out of 100 times. if you can't trace the owner it MIGHT be a legit leak (could be propaganda disguised as a leaked video).
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>>5965335
Based pussybot
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>>5983674
Finally I can turn on my wiafus titlights at night when I lose my torch!
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>>5996409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4z3psSbMEo
i don't shill chinese shit but you are being obtuse.
it's the unitree g1 and it's now being sold in wallmart for over $20k.
it's a crappy robot by most standards since it can't do much more than dance.
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>>5996409
>3D/AI
You're even more dumber than you think. Not reading the rest.
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>>5996337
>people with autism are not clueless
Oh in fact they are so clueless, they blatantly lie on the Internet and don't realize it's extremely obvious!
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>>5961964
This is AI video?
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>>5978559
You keep talking shit about humans and saying words like "we" and "us" but not everyone is an obese retard like you, maybe you should hit the fucken gym some time before waxing about the weakness of flesh. Nigger, it's the weakness of YOUR flesh.
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>>5996483
Retard
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>>5979213
You can literally see the delay between the AI flagging that a direction to move has been received and the jeet with the xbox controller taking over to drive it where it needs to go based on the last prompt.
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>>5996441
that looks fake as shit, you're tricked by this?

>>5996443
fucking idiot
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>>5996409
>footage of buildings collapsing, or people drowning in tunnels etc. if you can trace the video to a owner it is either propaganda or marked as aligning with CCP goals
wew lad
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>>5996502
yeah, can't find any proof that it was actually available at walmart. just fake circlejerk articles referencing each other or talking about a rumor, and a bunch of clearly fake videos. again, HOW can you get tricked by this?
it's classic chink scam:
make people believe it was available on walmart (such legit, much wow), aw schucks it is no longer available, but oh what's this? i can buy it on totallynotascam.com?? what luck!
>and when you get it delivered it's nowhere near as capable as these gay videos make it out to be.
>when you complain it's like sending messages into a black hole until you give up or the companies just disappear.
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>>5996507
it is ILLEGAL to use youtube/xitter/reddit/facebook/tiktok in china. if you see ANYTHING posted from inside china on western platforms and you're able to surmise who the owner is then guess what idiot? it's approved by the CCP.
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>>5996508
Stop replying to yourself.
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>>5996511
i can't edit the post to add information, dumb ass

>>5996441
pic related is a small sample at the comments this video is getting. seem legit? clearly propping up the video with fake engagement to boost the scam. the faggots in the video is clearly in on it.
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>>5996509
I was talking more about how retarded the concept of using your shitty construction for propaganda is but
damn bro, heard of shadowsocks, or a dozen of other encryption protocols?
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>>5996545
the leaked videos are not propaganda, don't know why you'd think footage of collapsing buildings or flooded tunnels was
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>>5996181
Just really good graphics. And anyone can use video editing software to put a shaky handheld camera crop effect into any video if they want to, even if the recording is a screen grab from a video game. If anything, real footage from a phone would probably have used image stabilization to reduce that to less than what you see there.
>>5996205
If it was Blender, there'd be no excuse for having the engines horizontal while the thing is trying to take off vertically.
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>>5962295
>>5996181
>>5996205
>>5996854
Actual retards
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>>5996869
Thank you mr. "no one is right, everyone is wrong (refuses to elaborate)". Very helpful.
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>>5996975
It's not possible to have a productive discussion with people as dumb as you, which is why I just remind you that you're dumb and move on.
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>>5983674
balls rgb implants when?
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>>5976034
>That striped-shirt kids expression at :07
top kek
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Starship-Super Heavy v2 Flight 11 splashdown for >>>/sci/16812518
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>>5998632
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>>5971350
>a sense of the combinatorics
>radio signals that work like sonar
>real-time 3D pose estimation
>specially tuned for tracking living beings
>the double exponential
why did I wince when I heard these
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>>5975321
He's just like me
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>>5975675
i hope hamas gets him
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>>5979213
sounds like a dishwasher when it moves
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>>5983674
how do you plug them in to recharge?
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>>5992801
hot hands
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>>5989560
>Be Aggressive
>Not the tightest shit ever.
Get out.
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>>5999186
Sorry man I'm not 12 so I just don't get the humor.
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>>5982634
So say we all
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>>5991787
This isn't for long term use, it's for material transport to an already orbiting station. Footage of this from 20 years ago?
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>>5991787
name the system
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>>6000819
I thought that said pizza jeet.
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>>6000872
Jet Jeet Delivery.
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>>5989834
This is a current "grfit" though, like having a humanoid robot make coffee when you already have perfectly good automated processes. I've even experienced several retards soifacing IRL about how "wow they're gonna use robots to makes Telsas n shieeet" like we haven't done that for the past 40 years
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>>6000872
Me too.
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>>5991955
People don't like her because she has BPD or Covert NPD
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>>5965335
>Fister Roboto
When you hear the voice actor in Archer make that joke you can hear him almost crack up.
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>>5961966
So not a zombie virus but I incline to skynet end now. Just imagine a swarm of those killing anything that moves.
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>>5978053
You made me kek. Thx m8. Also factual.
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>>6000989
guess a keyboard warrior like you would be safe if that's the killing criteria then



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