Avians thread.
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>>5967887How does this even happen?
>>5967895Not conventionally intelligent
>>5967887what a shit fence design
>>5967925The top is too slippery to perch on, the gap is perfectly sized for a corvid neck.
>>5967894CONGREGATION!!!!!!!!!
>>5967893>birdshit on his pantsbirds are cool but I couldn't handle all their shitting
>>5969418That moment when he stops what hes doing for a second before grabbing the cup, i'd really love to know the cognitive process happening in that moment
>>5970137butt very fluffy
>>5970137What a beautiful animal
>>5969552>too hard to get a fresh one>oh shit, there's one just sitting in the open
>>5967826mf lucky that's laminated glass, also kitteh at least had enough instinct to hide after it realized what was going on
>>5969418Everyone loves red solo cups
>>5969555Gonna do everything I can to not look like that dad
>>5970037Is this a Green Heron?
>>5970037isn't this the checkem bird?
>>5972185According to >>>/an/5044833 - yes
>>5972268kek'd
>>5967895We lost a war to these fuckin things?
>>5972294>We lost a war to these fuckin things?I doubt that anyone here see what you’re talking about.
>>5972087What do we do with a drunken pigeonWhat do we do with a drunken pigeonWhat do we do with a drunken pigeonEarly in the morning
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>>5969450Those are not corvids.
>>5972316https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magpie?
>>5972348https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_magpieit's explicitly not a corvid and it's not even related to real magpies, you gorilla niggerhate australians for naming them that
>>5972361I see, no need to be so rude.
>>5972376true, sorry
>>5972295Everyone knows the Emu War. It is used extensively to mock Australia.
>>5972268That's the type of shit your little brother does when you're on the phone.
>>5972169I'm fat just like him
>>5967841Fucking fattyand yet he was determined to get more food
>>5972376I was expecitng Darude Sandstorm. Was a bit disappointed. Cool birb though.
>>5972793I had the same thought and made a half-assed edit a while back.
>>5972798Was a good excuse to practice.
>>5972911Very nice.
>>5972477Slightly less well known is the fact the Aussies ended up fucking nuking the emus as revenge
>>5972316>>5972361Those are clearly magpies tho.
>>5967887Do you think they came back to thank him later?
>>5973084Anyone know what the song these guys are singing is? The acoustic guitar and vocal swells sound familiar.
>>5970941Someone made a version of this that would crash your browser
>>5972295I know what he is talking about, and I live on the other side of the planet.
>>5972295It's a running gag on here. How have you never heard of it?
>>5972268I love autism birds.
>>5974640I heard about it, but what i didn’t know was that it was a running gag here, so i'm aware now.Also, thanks for the webm
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>>5973921Yes. Clearly eurasian magpies
>>5972294yea, that's how dumb you cunts are LOL
>>5967894tf are these? Jacanas?
>>5967844Just like in my japanese animes!
>>5970798It's "leichteM Ãœbermut"
>>5972361what the fuck is that
>>5974999I've never seen a bird fly stationary mid-air, except in video games
>>5975002sorry about your dog :(
>>5977672Seagulls do it all the time
>>5979125That's pretty badass.
>>5967851Adorable
>>5967875>Hey, I'm walkin here!
>>5980888Huh... that is legitimately one of the most disturbing things I've seen in years. Even if it turns out to be AI I 100% believe an ostrich could rip it's own head off in such a situation.
>>5969558Reddit/imgur level humor, almost as bad as "doggo" and "pupper"
>>5980958No need to be edgy on 4chan dude. It's one of the most popular website online.
>>5981018And one of the most neutered and retarded.
>>5981019Nah we good.
>>5981021Yes, but you're still retarded and lacking testicles.
>>5981022See you are still trying to be edgy on 4chan. It's okay, you'll fit in at some point.
>>5981024No.
I think someone asked for this webm earlier. Was it the removed post?
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Anybody have the one with the owl and the little bird sitting on the owl's head?
>>5981024I'm not even that anon but your response was retarded and lacking testicles.Come up with something less lame and try again.
>>5972911Nice
>>5981765Stop trying to be edgy on 4chan brah
>>5982178Brah, stop being so dull on 4chanGave you a 2nd chance and you blew it
>>5969558CringeGo back
>>5982178Stop coming to 4chan if you don't want to get the pizza cutter.
>>5982440That bird has the crazy eyes
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>>5982440The callous oxygen bandit, detained without bail.
>>5982351Been here for 20 years brah. I wish I could. You guys with your go back memes
>>5982530Spooky.
>>5982532Twopence a bag
>>5981541This one?
>>5982647Wouldn't you rather properly invest it in the bank?
>>5982538>Been here for 20 yearsbullshit
>>5982726Came here in 2006, so, yeah, soon to be 20 this winter. We dont all become edgelords even those who actually lived on Happy Negro and Row Row.
>>5982538>go back to the site you're already on
>>5981024Imagine how safe it must feel to be part of a flock like this
>>5982691That's the one! I haven't seen it in years. It's too bad there's no sound though, that "hoot" at the end cracks me up even silent.
>>5982733>Happy NegroI miss that guy. Him and Grinman, heroes of a better age
>>5981081kek that was me thank you my man
>>5984242Keep on walking, lanklets.
Does anybody have that one of the owl chick screeching and stumbling from the effort?
>>5985099No, duck arrives.
>>5981106reminded my of this
>>5974574Don't let them enable sticky keys
>>5967895Get a load of these birdbrains
>>5972566be better.
>>5975002this is one of my favourite videos of all times
>>5982532lovely retard
>>5987709That's already up as a webm
>>5986740>artoo tweetoo
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>>5981019Feel free to go to some more obscure imageboard, there are many out thereI think the video is funny
>>5988669It took nine days for you to come up with that?
>>5988676It did if you assume I'm the same anonYou seem quite miserable - stop that for your own sake
>>5988682You seem like a retard coming into the sewer and complaining about the smell.
>>5988687Staying consistent with that figure of speech you just seem like an asshole - a poopy butthead even!wabalabadubdub! But let me be sincere for just a second: your mindset really does seem miserable and if it is as I think it is it'll just make you suffer
>>5988691>you just seem like an assholeWelcome to 4chan cunt how may I shit on your face?
>>5988693At least contribute to the thread you stupid asshole
>>5988696Stop replying to me retard and I'll go away.Just like you should, back to redtit.
>>5967887that is insane. what a good guy.
>>5988687Calling 4chan a sewer seems like a very reddit thing to do
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made an edit
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