You Laugh You Lose
>>5968063
Jokes on you, I'm sick at the moment, I physically can't laugh
Nothing wants to get hit with a brick, not even other bricks.
>>5968063you have to post something funny first.
nothing funny posted so far.
>>5968184you get the brick
>>5968184This >>5968064 was cute and made me smile. But yeah, lame thread.
>>5968174What the fuck? And why do they just stand there and let some rando dip a broom into the frying oil?
>>5968101
>>5968184>>5968233based contributors
>>5968231This is shit
>>5968233wsgers when no 40 variants of figugigu posted
>>5968063Must be an /x/ poster
>>5968072
>>5968194Sauce?
still not posting anything even slightly funny
>>5968763Zoomerfaggits has no sense of humor. Only brainrot.
>>5968667He's been punching her since she was 6
>>5968763
>>5968101this shit is so gay
>>5968255> Try and stop the idiot> Company fires you because the criminal can sue the company> Criminal sues the company anyways, settles out of courtIt's retarded. Knew someone that worked at a store that stopped someone from robbing merchandise. He was promptly fired. They literally teach you to just stand there like a fucking idiot and not do anything
>>5968818This guys voice would be so easy to AI
This is the worst thread I have ever seen.
>>5968829
Kill every fucking zoomer, holy shitI think >>5968852 actually gave me cancer.
>>5968844
>>5968958>retard at a stop sign pulls out in front of an oncoming car he could clearly see coming>he's the victim because le speeding110 mph my fucking ass. please tell me this is AI.
>>5968997no just kiwi faggots
nope, still nothing funny.
>>5968173This feels like it could have been a cumtown bit
>>5968909Had a couple coworkers die of overdoses. One, I had only spoken to briefly but the other one was a pretty cool guy. Dude was a retarded Eskimo but he was prettt harmless. Didn't show up for work for a few weeks and the company didn't think too much of it cause he'd been known to go on the odd bender now and then. Apparently the neighbors had reported a foul smell coming from his apartment and they found him rotting on the floor in his apartment. He was a young guy too, maybe 25. Just sad, really.
>>5969004Are we to believe blind people have no sense of smell?
>>5968101ngl I wanna learn that dance now
>>5968925heres some super cancer to go with your regular cancer
Great
Marking my place here. Not a single one made me laugh. Shit thread.
>>5969098tough kid just saying ow>>5969095dial on top surpremacy
Ayy LMAO
>>5968910Holy shit! Please tell me this is real!Lost
>>5969049fucking kek
>>5969155Finally a laugh.
>>5968997It's 110 km/h, only 68.35083 mph. Anyone who calls that speeding on a country road is a fucking faggot.
>>5968997>>retard at a stop sign pulls out in front of an oncoming car he could clearly see comingpeople make mistakes, you should try to account for this wherever possible when driving. that is, drive like that person didn't see you.>>5969227>It's 110 km/h, only 68.35083 mph. Anyone who calls that speeding on a country road is a fucking faggot.it's not a motorway and it's next to houses. it's probably a 70km/h zone or soalso, when judging how much space you need to pull out, one would naturally assume the oncoming car is doing the speed limit. it's not always easy to judge if a car is speeding, especially if it's by itself, so you end up with less time than you thought you should have
>>5969227A road like that would generally be 60-80. If it was a heavier use one maybe up to 90. In any case 110 isn't uncommon to see on them if you're some distance out. Everyone who's not a retard from the inner city knows to gives anyone on intersections a wide berth when turning out.
>>5969232Maybe the message should be "don't be a retard on the road" instead of "watch out for retards on the road"? Just a thought. Both ads are wastes of money and accomplish nothing but the fact that the message of this ad is "Don't speed because people might pull out in front of you randomly" instead of "Look both ways and go when it's safe" is just ludicrous.
>>5969340>Maybe the message should be "don't be a retard on the road" instead of "watch out for retards on the road"?both are legitimate advice. the point i believe is that pulling out too close to an oncoming car is a simple mistake, while speeding considerably tends to be more conscious. like one doesn't just accidentally do 20-30km/h over the speed limit.the ad is targeting "the bad guy", basically, telling people not to speed rather than telling innocent people to look out for people who speed. i do understand your point of view as well, that is that even with an oncoming car that isn't speeding, the scenario presented is still possible, if the driver pulling out does so with an oncoming car too close for them to slow down in time. but like i said, someone pulling out would usually judge how much space is needed given the posted speed limit, which is only a problem if the oncoming car is speeding
>>5969340>>5969348case in point; i actually had a similar issue when i was taking my driver license test. i pulled out of a 50km/h road onto an 80km/h road, something i had not done before, and i misjudged how much time i had to pull out before the oncoming car would reach me. i didn't cause an accident, but it was close enough that the instructor told me that if the other driver had used their horn, i would have failed. so i'm familiar with this scenario
>>5968910haha, oh fuck I'm dying
>>5969352(forgot to note that i was not aware the road i was pulling into was 80km/h, hence the misjudgement)
>>5969071I NEED more videos like this
>>5969061This needs literal Super Mario 64 music.
>>5968928>>5968844What are these from?
>>5969038erm, maam, this is a wendys
>>5969447The Savage EyeNot much point watching it unless you're Irish or very familiar with Ireland because you wouldn't get a lot of the jokes and references. It's an Irish tv show
>>5968908first funny ittYIKES!you managed to ruin about 40% of a thread without resorting to fligu or singing Luffy. congrats, son. your a gay homo lol
>>5969458ur not bettercaptcha:kvetch
>>5969461Another funny. Good job, anon. Youre getting there.
>>5969465>The Gays
>>5969467nice one, saved
>>5969469Dr Kostume is also great
>>5969122>Every time I hear someone claim that dogs are smart animals
>>5969469What? They forgot to pay you your royalties or something? lmao
>>5969162Fake btw, the stream delay is longer
>>5968173Meatwad is spot on
>>5968064haha
>>5968911straight and based
>>5968072Can any homo explain to me how gay sex works? How do they not get shit on their dicks? If one were to fuck this thing wouldn't one get shit on one's dick? What is attractive about this? >inb4 enemaIs he gonna starve himself or is he gonna use an enema every single time they fuck?
>>5969154>his parents>his>while they still have to get marriedfake as fuck
>>5969545i have no idea but I heard that from the wormpilled theory, is that people infested with worms have an uncontrollable urge to spread them, thus they get homosexual tendencies, and since worms are in the rear and the scat and stuff that's how they spread, which is why one gay person can have a hundred partners a year or even more than that, while straight people have one or a few.
>>5969248what podcast is this?
>>5969545>is he gonna use an enema every single time they fuck?yes, being a bottom is a lot of work. i like to be very clean and that involves an enema every time i wanna have sex. there's such a thing as the "bottom diet" too, and you can add psyllium husk supplements (fiber) to help. anal sex is rarely spontaneous unfortunately, at least for me. i suppose sometime could maintain as best hygiene as they can and then use a condom, but that isn't good enough for me. im sure youve watched porn with girls getting fucked in the ass, and they all will have had multiple enemas beforehand. just how it is.
>>5969634
>>5969232Country roads here are 60mph so going 68 is barely speeding, legally yes but it wouldn't make the difference between life and death. You do have a point about it being next to houses so there's probably a lower limit on that section, maybe, it's not like it's made clear in any way.>one would naturally assume the oncoming car is doing the speed limit. it's not always easy to judge if a car is speedingThis is the dumbest shit I've read all day, most people judge a car by how fast it's going not by calculating the speed limit in their head. Roads around where I live have a trillion speed limits depending on the location, some city roads are 20, some are 30, some larger ones are 40, some are 50. Highways are normally 70 but some sections are 60 or 50 for retarded reasons, and people regularly go 80 on a 70 road (though rarely on the edge lane but not never). Sometimes a grandma is driving 10 below, or in a city road especially maybe someone just stopped for another reason (like a pedestrian crossing) and is just pulling away so is accelerating slowly.When pulling out I have literally never once in my life stopped to check or guess the speed limit on the road I'm turning to. You look at the car and how fast it's approaching and judge based on that. It's fucking natural assuming you have two working eyes and basic spatial reasoning.
>>5969634>>5969635Easily disproved by simply making fun of those groups in public and not having your life ruined Try doing that with the jews
>>5968914underrated
>>5969061What the fuck would compel someone to make this racist shit? It obviously took hours to make too
>>5969673it funny
>>5969462There was a longer video of this with Matrix nusic. Anybody have it?
>>5969635>We knowFuck me that nasal fucking voice you yids have. Its not even funny Schlomo we all see you
>>5969673>What the fuck would compel someone to make this racist shit?He was judged by the content of his character. You should know bout that as it was your boy wrote the speech for MLK
>>5969634Susan Diane Wojcicki was born in Santa Clara, California, on July 5, 1968, the daughter of Esther Wojcicki, an American journalist, and Stanley Wojcicki, a Polish physics professor at Stanford University.[7][8][9] Her maternal grandparents were Russian Jewish immigrants> Her maternal grandparents were Russian Jewish immigrants>Russian Jewish immigrants>Jewish immigrants>JewishGet that glorious tune out of your fucking mouth Chaim. Get rekt btw
>>5969579Cumtown
>>5969684>Susan Diane Wojcicki>I'm here to tell you this: Some pioneers of the technology revolution are Jewish women. You don't hear very much about them, because no one has put up a plaque for them yet. One of then is named Esther Wojcicki, aka "Woj." Woj serves as Vice Chair on the Creative Commons Board of Directors, and is a pioneer in education and technology.>Wojcicki has belonged to a synagogue all along, and sent her children to the public schools K-12. She is proud that her three daughters all belong to synagogues in the Bay Area, but a little puzzled that they send their children to private school.>“All my grandchildren are in Jewish Day schools.” Woj said, looking surprised. "I never thought that would happen."https://jwa.org/blog/esther-wojcicki-jewish-mother-of-tech-revolutionOy gevault what a surprise! You laughing now Moyshe?
>>5969458Not funny just racist
>>5969696But just to make clear. Being racist doesn't detract from something being funny
>>5969697Ohhhhh following the script are we?Trying to slide the thread when it starts to become a little "problematic" are we?
>>5969688thanks bro
>>5969700Huh? I'm just here for the videos. I'm not even reading what you faggots sperg about
>>5968887good thing retards and edgy teens only watch mcnally
>>5969704>I'm not even reading what youAnd yet there you are replying after reading. I've done you
Now other threads are taking off. Like clockwork
>>5969706Only because of the (You), i still don't know what your problem is nor do i care. Have a nice evening.
>>5969570Well they'd have to be prion worms, how else would they trigger urges in the body? >>5969586It sounds like a lot of work, do you think it's worth it? >no spontaneous sexThe inability to have spontaneous sex is dealbreaker even if ass was like vagina>im sure youve watched porn with girls getting fucked in the assCertainly not in years.
>>5969728>do you think it's worth it?yeah i love it! and anal sex isnt the only type of sex i have. ive been told i give 'phenomenal' head and i love getting facefucked, which can be very spontaneous. once im clean im good for like 18-24 hours, so i can go on a date, have dinner, fuck all night and then again in the morning. its become like routine for me so the amount of work is fine now desu :)
Still on the front page huh?How sad
>>5969675Damn I need a suit that fits like that
>>5969720SABATH WAS MADE FOR MANNOT MAN FOR THE SABATHyou dumb cunt
>>5969736Understandable. Thank you for the in-depth reply
>>5969752you're very welcome lol :3
>>5969748Coming from the men who stick fishing wire up around their neighbourhood and scapegoats chickens to trick God
>>5969797Certified classic
>>5969039it's not funny it's either retarded or staged. no one would be that dumb.
>>5969043The only funny video in this thread.
>>5969720always funny seeing the ways jew out-jew their own god
>>5968566lost
>>5969818God is omniscient but is powerless against cups of hot water and lamp shades
>>5968566Crystal Skull deleted scene
>>5968799LmfaoGood thread so far
>>5969038Deeply problematic video that needs removing from the internetHow could you post this in a liberal democracy
>>5969458Someone post fligu @ this RACIST ass CHUD
>>5969888awww shit nigga
>>5969736>once im clean im good for like 18-24 hours, so i can go on a date, have dinner, fuck all nightso you fast enough for the intestine to be empty on a regular basishow do you have dinner and in the next morning you're guaranteed to have a clean rectum? i dont get it . thank you anyway!
>>5968836well I'm obviously not ruining my life for someone else's company. Justice is twisted anyway so let them rob whatever they want
>>5968174
>>5968101>"I'm an alpha male!">"But also I need attention just like a fucking woman!"What a faggot Tate is.
>>5969801>no one would be that dumbI see you have never met a woman, anon.
>>5968799I watched this for like an entire minute.Fuck
>>5969545Some don't care about the shit, others try to avoid it. Some don't do anal at all
>>5968255I'm not fighting a guy who has a broom covered in boiling oil
>>5968173I wish aqua teen was this funny. Shit sucks and is for gay stoner
>>5969946I'm pretty sure that's a known impersonator that does dance videos.
>>5969002You better watch your back next time you’re at a stop sign, cunt.
>>5968183Imagine being a cult member and thinking "oh, you!" instead of "Oh shit this whole thing has been one giant jewy grift the whole time"
>>5969038How psychopaths in Dead Rising act when you ask them not to burn women alive>>5969797That rat creature had the highest IQ in the room
>>5969921no no, i don't need to stop eating at all. okay so, food stays in the stomach for 4-6 hours, then it goes through the intestines for anywhere from 24-48 hours. it takes a long time to fully digest a meal. so any meal i have after cleaning and on a date is totally fine. the enema doesn't clean my entire intestines tho, they're really really long that'd be crazy, but no guy has a 50ft dick lol. so in my experience i find that i have 18-24 hours of being clean, sometimes as little as 12, idk depends on my diet. the bottom diet i mentioned is high fiber and stuff and helps with getting clean/staying clean for longer. sorry i hope im not grossing anyone out lol anon asked and im happy to answer :)
>>5969154>>5969553Seeing people mindlessly in "tradition" to me is like being an alien watching humans from a distance. There's literally no reason to re-enact the same bullshit over and over and go through the motions, but somehow it means everything to a low IQ housewife. Protip: If you disagree with me, you're a mindless NPC.
>>5969038She still is wearing the socks from the hospital. She probably just got discharged after a psych eval
>>5969605I hate that this got me
>>5968063god freeren is so shit
>>5968200lost
>>5969944the retard laugh he does is great
>>5969888
>>5969470i remember that thread. i was in that thread, watching Ukraine before it got bombed
>>5969950What a short, yet enlightening experience.
>>5969699Which one is the downie?
>>5969049lost
>>5969765Reminder that officially the holocaust is believed to have killed 11 million people of which 6 millions are jews
>>5969720Nowadays most religions look at ancient beliefs and contextualize them as rules that made sense back when they were written by tribes and whatnot.But orthodox jews have this weird mix where they believe they are supposed to follow those rules, except they can trick God through loopholes.
>>5969720This is more autistic than speedrunning.
>>59688220/10 absolute dogshit
>>5968925>sell something>for freeagreed
>>5969944>OH NO MOP
