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>>5968808
Nice touch with the dude taking a bucket shower in the background

>>5968772
So wat are those things? I'm guessing it's freeze dried candy?

>>5968812
>adding egg to sisig
completely deserved for disrespecting kapampangan cuisine. must be a dumb tagalog

>>5969084
some kind of fruity breakfast cereal

>>5969084
Popped rice

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>>5968775

Do you folks actually enjoy watching these videos? I can't for the life of me understand why you don't just cut out the middleman and stay on tiktok

>>5968779
The jews fear the inbed shrimp cooker

>>5969084
Yes. Mutts call it "cereal."

>>5968772
made be both kek and keck

>>5968773
downright peculiar

>>5968773
lemme see yo nails

>>5969274
I cant stand these edits because its overdone as fuck
the slop is also always the same shit you would NEVER do because its 20x the work and would cost you 200$ in ingredients and on top of it eating it will costs you atleast 2 yeary of your lifetime

>>5968772
dogshit asmr thread

>>5968775
this is some Wall-E ass shit

>>5970206
vine and its consequences were a disaster for the human race

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>>5968795
we strawberry postan?

>>5971097
Is that a goose cooked in somethings stomach?

>>5971097
Goose ala microplastics?

>>5968772
Did this guy serve as the basis for that eldritch AI video of a guy who eats a tater tot, then his head turns into a puffer fish and splits open for a big manly hand to grab his spaghetti gore brains?

>>5971097
>Your steamed booby, Sir

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>>5971187
Iirc it's a dough.

>>5968779
>Publix
Based

>>5971185
Strawberry condom

>>5968779
>surfs up
based

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>>5969274
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>>5972515
I’d pay good money to smell her farts

>>5968773
>when your women are so repulsive it's just easier to be gay

>>5969284
we have boxed "cereal" in Europe man
fortunately we have cleaner ingredients than the yanks have

>>5968773
Most subhuman way I have ever seen someone eat a chicken wing. He's far more repulsive than the fem.

>>5968775
>>5968777
Are these disgusting fucks actually making money doing this? Who wants to watch anyone, let alone these gross ghouls, stuff their faces? Mukbang or whatever the fuck is the grossest shit.

>>5968772
Do people really spend their time watching videos of ugly people slurping diabetic goyslop? I can't imagine following people who make videos with their ugly mug with constipated facial expressions zoomed in front of camera. After just 10 seconds in the video it became unbearable to watch

>>5972838
Theres no difference between low T black guy and black women especially when the black woman has that velcro bald head

>>5968789
Is it weird that i want to take pliers on her claws because of annoying tapping she is doing on stuff?

>>5968789
>fat free hershey's chocolate syrup
oh, thank god; she wouldn't want to get fat or anything

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>>5972998
Where the fuck is MY zesty ass boyfriend that will spend hours cooking for me?

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>>5971759
the traditional way to do it is in a pigs bladder

>>5972813
Why are you this way?

>>5972510
Mushrooms and jam? Idk about that

>>5972557
>those cow-shit eating hands
lol nice try.

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>>5973211
how the hell is a zesty twink a better wife than the cunts we have running around now!?
do better women!

>>5973031
That sugar free shit + lactose intolerance would make that thing go right through me in under 15 minutes.

>>5973151
take me home bro

>>5973206
damn that looks good

>>5973277
I'll buy you a damn house and car if you'll cook for me like this, women are out here burning boiled chicken. How the fuck do you even do that?

why are blacks so fucking gay?

>>5968772
>there is always a cut before he swallows it down
hmm...

>>5968772
why do i feel disgust watching these... "people" eat.

>>5972841
originally, mukbang was just a way for lonely waggies to have virtual dinners with each other so they wouldnt have to suffer the soul crushing solidarity of being a korean worker drone. but these abunch of nepobaby jews realized they could force their cousins at google to do a little kosher swindle on the algorithium and promote their failed sons and daughters and give them fake do work jobs making content on the internet.

Why is no one swalloing food in these videos?

>>5968784
>no egg in the mousse
what

>>5973279
Actually looks good if she didn't soap the chicken.
I hope that bit is ragebait.
Should just use normal plates too. If she's cooking a big meal like this she might as well add the few percent more effort of washing the plates, or make the kids do it.

>>5974179
Yeah it's ragebait, so is the chirping, the barely comprehensible babbling and the extra 200lbs of fat on her. It's all an elaborate ruse.

>>5974417
how they get all blacks to go along with this prank?
that's some serious organization
and none of them ever break character
impressive

>>5974417
>chirping, babbling
Didn't have the sound, which made it almost palatable.

>>5968789
>"just a little treat after dinner"
>over 700 calories

So many ads in this thread

>>5973203
The american dream: gluttony, homosexuality, nigger worship, and mindless consumerism.

>>5968795
The key was slicing the strawberries before putting them in the blender.

>>5972999
>serves McDonald's slop
>wears apron to imply he cooked and prepared all that food

Does this niBBa even cook anything or just serve take out food and acts like he cooked it?!

>>5975773
When cancer isn't enough, you make gay cancer

>>5973254
ackshually the original video is about chink "food"

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'cado!

>>5975773
Wouldn't the sugar on the orange slice cause less osmosis?

>>5975895
>mango and avocado
>very little money
those are expensive tho

>>5975822
What a curious cope.
It's clearly about American food and full of bullshit regardless.
Is this just jeet deflection on to chinks?

>>5973008
this is how i know cardo didn't grow up in the hood he left too much meat on that chicken

bros, can someone please point out to me the actual cooking videos in this thread, thanks

>>5976144
>2008 Chinese milk scandal
>melamine-laced formula killed six infants and made 300,000 sick with lots getting permanent kidney damage

I need a video guide on how to make meatballs at home.

>>5976144
not at all, I don't have the webm at hand but the original text said "chinese food" or something like that, look in the archives if u don't trust me

>>5975773
I like the idea of a Cinnamon stick and carnalizing sugar on an orange slice. But, it's still lacking bitters and simple. Cherry wood would add a nice sweet smoke, but not enough to overcome the lack of simple.

Ditch the Orange peel, go with Apple instead. Caramelize sugar on that that, add Maple as a stand in for Simple. Dash in some standard Angostura bitters. Keep the Cinnamon stick, and use apple wood to smoke instead. Use a nice spicy Rye over Johnny Walker.
Or just make a traditional fucking Old Fashioned.

>>5968792
I grew partial to malt liquor in college during the lean days of the month.

>>5975895
>dehydrated mangos
>cherry tomatoes
>roma tomatoes
>cucumber

>two ingredients

>>5976127
>>5976466
His ability to bait retards for over a decade now is impressive.

>>5976292
Are you white?

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>>5972557
Kraft singles are made specifically to melt more easily, what the hell did they do to make that one just blacken? I know the while thing is basically fake sharebait, but what was the actual process? What stand-ins for food did they use?

>>5977145
Plastics can burn like that. And yeah, Kraft singles are literally cheese emulsified with water.

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>>5973211
>faggots have figured it out faster than women did
it's fucking over. now men are better at sucking dick, better at cooking, better at taking care of you, better lovers... it's over

>>5975773
Wrong
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lf4qFL9nGU&pp=ygUZSG93IHRvIG1ha2Ugb2xkIGZhc2hpb25lZA%3D%3D

>>5975773
do alkies really buy chips of wood in a tin can? have they been treated any differently than regular wood? i'm a woodworker and i just throw away chunks of cherry wood cut offs.

>>5972813
Hmm, I am going to bro for shopping in half an hour. I should go to bro grillen someday.
She kinda cute ngl

>>5976833
Oh right Andrew Tate. What ever happened to him? He was like semi famous for a moment but I haven't seen anything of him in a long while

>>5972557
for context, this is about fake food made to look good for commercials

>>5977349
God's straightest poltard

>>5972838
From what I've seen in /thug/ threads on /gif/ black gay couples seem to be happiest.

>>5973279
>6 kids as a 21 year old

>>5968773
Somehow, I do feel a little happy about them both. They're not reproducing, after all.

>>5977145
Those aren't Kraft.
the >american 'food'
Greentext was added by an assblasted chink or a master baiter.
All the bad food in that video is Chinese.
God only knows what sort of plastic cheese they use.

>>5976111
its just slightly caramelized but would still dissolve. the amount of time it takes to apply the smoke and let it sit would be enough to get the orange to work
probably, ive never had an old fashioned

>>5977418
I think he was indicted on human trafficking in Romania or something.

>>5975895
is he back on the bulk?

>>5968789
Fake nails are disgusting and unhygienic

>>5970432
>goyslop sauce
Yeah it's ruined.

>>5978341
he's always two steps ahead

>>5978471
imagine defending muttslop

>>5977418
>ban a person from every major platform for speaking about men rights
>whatever happened to him, sweaty

I swear day of oven cannot come soon enough

>>5978624
He's not banned from Twitter/X tho

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>>5976833
lmao has to be A+ satire

You people are insane

>>5978167
My type of food

>>5977862
>They're not reproducing, after all.
If only that were true. I take it you've never heard of "NAMBLA".

>>5977418
Some faggot Muslim who not only thinks trannies can be a "10" on the attractive scale, but would rather fuck a tranny than an ugly woman. Also spent his time talking to horny dudes on webcam services with the camera on a woman (the simps think they're talking to the woman, they're really talking to faggot Tate or his buttbuddies). And being a Muslim dog he advocates against Christianity, so nobody who wants to preserve Western (Christian) culture should be listening to him.

>>5978624
Get a better role model than some gay Muslim pedophile who has one of the most faggoty annoying voices I've ever heard.

>>5968772
Every cut he pukes all the food

>>5977753
What are you doing there.

>>5971185
Thanks, even after all these years I still fucking hate it.

>>5978624
>...for speaking about men rights
he is using the fucked up dating economy as a vehicle to sell his shitty self-improvement courses to low iq undesireables, nothing more. He's a scammer

>>5980289
People really pay 3 dollars for a single chicken strip in some lettuce and a tortilla.

>>5978167
RIP King Cobra

>>5978341
looks like he got skin removal surgery so if he gets fat again he will die

>>5975773
idk much about drinks but this one is pretty neat

>>5980311
This looks worse than it is. The mess is mostly just loose chips which aren't very valuable, and the meat is still fine and can be put back in containers. Honestly a minimal loss and not much time with a broom or shop vac followed by some paper towels for the wing sauce.

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>>5978624
your masculine role model, xir

>>5972813
I would be on your side if you said pussy, asshole and feet instead of farts.

Cooking clips are so overdone it's hard to take any of them seriously anymore

>>5983296
>no apostrophe
he deserves to have those cheapskate gypsies stay for another 45 minutes

>>5978624
He's a dumbass and youre an even bigger dumbass for following that grifting cunt

>>5982663
> something something manlytears

>>5984195
Suicide, immediately.

>>5983263
Dancing is masculine activity. Try dancing sometime, 4chin tranny

>>5980729
Not 'people', just this retard. He's a genuine sub-human who lives off disability in the UK. He pretends that he can't work because he stinks. That's the reason why he wastes money throwing away food like this, the taxpayer is paying for it. And he whines like a little bitch when people call him out for being a mentally deficient pisshead.
https://www.youtube.com/@seasideMARK1974

>>5975773
>$10 cigar in every shot
What a fag. It's not a bad cigar, but it isn't worth showing off. I'm willing to bet his profile picture is a selfie taken while in the car.

>>5983382
Lol

>>5985844
>h*l*l certified
subhuman barbarian scum

>>5972841
Watching these videos is like methadone for fatties.

>>5968787
I love guga when he's just cooking but his voiceover voice is fucking abominable

>>5975864
There's no way this guy is genuine lmao

>>5976292
You need more breadcrumb.
>b-but how do you
Do it. Knead harder too.

>>5982954
Unfortunately after they clean it up they'll still be faggots

>>5985844
What is this knockoff Chuck soundtrack

>>5985844
No Chili and sea bass?

>>5985963
That's Chilean Sea Bass. It's an actual breed of fish.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patagonian_toothfish