>>5982335
Haha :(

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>>5982131

>>5982131
they stole that from us

>>5983091
who are they? what exactly did they steal? photobooths?

>>5982131
they look like siblings. Same armor plated nose tip and everything

>>5982131
crazy looksmatch lol

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obligatory

It's been a month the last time she texted me. I can't bare the pain anymore
IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>5986651
kek

>>5986651
judging from the sound of her
he gets two mouthfuls
she gets the rest

>>5986356
cute

>>5982335
I'm so happy for him

>>5985240
No man please, eternal yearning

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>>5982131

>>5989720
What does love feel like, bros?

>>5989725
best season of angel.
also astronauts would win

>>5989720
they have a kid now but recently broke up

>>5989726
warm salty souls

>>5989726
Like you've found your best friend and you get to spend the rest of your life together with them.

>>5986651
This is worse than any gore I have seen on this website. This man deserves a mercy killing, as I see no other form of escape for him.

>>5985240
This is sad until one realizes Japanese men also don't experience this either, except for the top 20% who are giganormalfags that can date and fuck up to 3 naive women each week that get played better than a fiddle.

>>5989929
Are you just trying to make everyone feel better?

>>5990193
nom it's the truth. check their social media

>>5989720
I like this webm a lot, thanks

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>>5982335
heres the one with music

>>5990216
Beautiful :)

>>5983279
>immediate schizo meltdown
WYKYK

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>>5986602
>It's been a month the last time she texted me. I can't bare the pain anymore
>IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>5989722
kathy is powerfully ugly and as stupid as she looks. that said, Kevin & Perry Go Large still holds a place in my heart. all I wanna do is do it.

>>5989726
like a bag of sand
>>5989953
t. virgin

>>5989726
Initially its like >>5989953 says. But gradually doubt and reality seep in, its unavoidable. The average zoomer would be lucky to stay together for 6 months.
Its a poor cope if you never got to experience it at all, but once you have you'll start feeling like there is no point to it. Personally it made me realize how much stronger and unchanging the brotherly love I feel for a good friend is than any romantic love that could likely exist for me.

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Good thread OP

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>>5991357

>>5990411
fucking hell
you couldn't act that

>>5991365
because hes fucken yuge and ignoring her.
girls flock to size(not just height) and they hate being ignored

>>5983091
Anon, you hate women

>>5991523
anon, i love women, but i dislike how half of them became extremely retarded and huge arrogant bitches

>>5991523
i hate whores, all women happen to be whores nowadays
>>5991525
>half of them
more like at least 99% of them

>>5986356
>omg i wish i had that! uwu
as if she hasn't had 300 cocks inside her asshole lmao

>>5983269
Love is always more fulfilling when crystal meth is involved.

>>5986651
She stabbed him in his sleep that same night apparently'

>>5989726
Shit when you're young, essential to my continued existence as an adult.

>>5991280
Ask me how I know you're younger than 25

>>5991366
Very true ancient Chinese wisdom. I tried to leave my current gf after a few months (she was a cunt), now she's the perfect wife and mother. Unfortunately for zoomies they've been lobotomised with Hollywood propaganda and think everything has to be perfect always, so they'll never put the work in to make it work.

>>5991525
>half
Weird. I'm sure there's women saying the same about men.

>>5990216
That ass literally has zero muscle. Still would but I'm not bringing the condoms.

>>5991120
Kek

>>5983087
God, I wish I had this...

>>5991360
>even a lardass ugly lesbian with no chin, barely any eyebrows and a fivehead can get a biological woman girlfriend
M'kay, I think I will research further on how can I make the lesbo domestic violence rate higher. I don't think my sin industry portfolio could directly influence this, and I also don't want to invest in boxed wine since that's trashy as fuck.

>>5991365
He's nervous as shit because he doesn't want to say something dumb and give her the ick.
But yes, the other anon is right that his size made him succesful in getting her over his/his friend's? house.

>>5991612
You're correct, which is why she's crying because she has a 0% chance to get a LTR. She genuinely teared up and deep down knows she fucked up by letting multiple men inside her cooch without any kind of compromise.

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>>5991725
My guess as to why you're single lies within your response to seeing two people happy.

>>5991612
>>5991730
they stream all the time because if they don't shake their ass on cams they can't afford their apartments
they do want an LTR because that would give them a break. literally cant afford to stop streaming.
except all the dudes there are even more broke, living with their parents

>>5991120
my threads are doing iron man numbers and I don't care anymore

>>5991739
filthy whores

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>>5982131
Love is nothing buddy.
>>5991732
this is the closest thing you can get unironically.

Love was never real, only the discipline of two people vying for more power. Now we have this distorted view that marriage should be based off the prevalence of chemicals released during sex and lust. It is no real shocker that such ideas have led our society down a path of low birth rates, mass divorce, and general moral degradation. All stemming from this one falsehood.

Heres my advice, if you ever find a woman, it can never be a compromise. Never let her think of herself as your lover or your equal in any way. It's either your way or the high way, and don't let yourself get attached.

>>5992689
They're joking you absolute fucking retard.

>>5991280
right
>>5991631
wrong

>>5992627
das it mane, fuck em

>>5991631
I'm 38. To be fair I guess I was projecting but I always just assume everyone here is a schizoid/avoidant weirdo. If you weren't, then what the fuck are you doing here?

>>5992658
horny niggas

>>5989726
salty milk and coins

>>5991365
the face of happiness

>>5990216
<3 !!!

>>5991725
Being an angry critical asshole isn’t a replacement for a personality anon.

>>5992892
So was the poster you’re responding to dipshit.

>>5991805
>My guess as to why you're single lies within your response to seeing two people happy.
No hard feelings. I just don't think ugly women deserve any sort of happiness, especially the faggot female one on the left.
After all, normalfags already believe ugly men should never be happy and should kill themselves immediately to save some of the Earth's oxygen; so I'm not that far from the status quo, am I not?
>>5989726
Definitely not everlasting happiness if we go by divorce rates and how toxic sites dedicated to relationships post about how much they hate their partner.
Sometimes it is better to never have loved than have loved previously.

>>5990193
why would that make you feel better?

>>5983279
>what exactly did they steal? photobooths?

Those are actually making a comeback.

>>5986651
Sounds like he's being held against his will.

>>5994107
Neither is being a simp FYI. If it were two guys you wouldn't be defending them like you're doing right now, haha.

>>5989726
>>5994124
I disagree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICqByWbJl50

>>5990216
But he's barely taller than her.

>>5991360
>>5991725
They're likely just friends.

>>5991362
looks like es about to retire to the fortress of dreams

>>5994166
thanks anon, this finally gave me the motivation to do it. time for the last great adventure.

>>5994212
I hope your father and mother have already passed on. I went to the funeral of a friend who shot himself recently. The cries of his mom wasn't pretty. Really the only thing stopping me when I'm holding my gun some nights is thinking of my dad.

>>5982131
i hate this type of nose. it's like if a designer for neckbeard fantasy spiky armor designed noses. the dicknose with the split down the tip like a dick hole (owen wilson) is also obscene.

>>5989720
Are you even a man if your girlfriend is working ?

>>5990214
I like this one a lot, it's cute.

>>5995453
nigga...

>>5995437
why did my grandparents have to move 3 hours away?
if one of them gets sick it will take too long to get there and if one passes away i dont want the other being alone.

>>5986651
You better love me , coz I just spent some money on you! - the femoid nature.
This is golden!

>>5990414
Wtf is going on outside

>>5991091
Ass is still bruised from her boyfriend last night

>>5986651
Someone please send him help

What a tragic thread

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>>5982131

>>5997370
kaya something. she was in the maze runner movies

>>5990411
this one always hits so hard. i hope they're still together and have 2 thousand kids

>>5982335
>>5990411

>the deep breath before jumping in
You know his heartrate was 300+, he must have felt such relief and happiness after that, very happy for them

incels
incels everywhere

>>5989720
https://soundcloud.com/synthwave1985/trevor-something-fade-away

>>5997843
>>5982335
its fake

>>5989929
Let me guess, the woman initiated it because these bitches cant be kept happy

>>5991091
Nice pull brother

>>5991365
>She touched him

Well I guess that means they are now married

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>>5982131

>>5999227
proof?

>>5992882
>It's either your way or the high way

Cannot be put into application unless you are chad. The average guy in the west cant easily find a girl, he certainly cannot dictates terms. The average girl would rather be in a situationship with chad than in a loving commited relationship with an average guy.

>>5999227
The guy looks pretty convincingly nervous and like he's gathering his courage.

>>5992882
i feel sorry for you

>>5997370
No Kaya Scodelario girlfriend.. Why even live?

>>5997370
got thrice in a relationship, each of more than a year. Either I am a very unlucky bastard or a very ugly one. I've never had a gf do this

Actually, the last time I was the one who broke up. The reasons were more or less this, the lack of affection of her side. Won't deny that I miss having her around in my place, but I feel jealous of those who do have this

>>5999275
What a wierd fucking video.
Did his parents sneak his girlfriend into his bedroom to surprise him?
And then just stand there filming them jump into bed?
Did his parents place a hidden camera by the bed?
Wtf is going on?
Creepy as hell

>>5999389
I think it's normal to not have this.
Love and lust seem to be the exception, not the rule in relationships.
People get into relationships for the convenience, friendship or because of societal conditioning.
Don't feel too bad, most normies never get to experience love either.

>>5999503

I think parents and gf both planned it together

>>5999296
eh last i saw her in the gentleman series she hit the wall hard

>>5999703
big yikes

>>5999860
>she hit the wall hard
it's definitely make up

seeing the couples in these videos fill me with such pain and suffering at the thought that I never had this and never will, yet I can't stop watching them. I don't even feel any hate or resentment toward them, I feel genuine happiness for them yet feel indescribable sadness in myself. why am I like this

>>6000157
it's just natural selection, bro

>>5986602
Hey man,
Im going through the same situation right now.
Just know, if you keep going she'll eventually text back. (Maybe u'll even find someone who treasures you like they should)
It's never truly over if you live for yourself
- anon

>>5999139
thank you

>>5989720
i had an ex who did this every time too. only one who did this. she cheated and ghosted me

>>5986651
Jesus
This is on purpose right? Like it's a scripted joke video, right?

>>5999503
wdym you don't setup cams to watch your kids humpin?
fucks the matter with you?

>>5997855
it is what it is man

>>5990070
I don't see how could you not see that "realization" as obvious

You are all fags. Love is gay. men are born for violence. Your only true love should be war.

>>5989726
Bags of sand and salty coins

>>5990411
>>5982335
This one makes me feel so good lmao

>>5986651
>the first woman to ever buy dinner for a man

>>5995235
Yes. Women should always be working in one way or another.

>>5999503
Its just a surprise man, calm down

>>5999503
They definitely want the couple to have grandkids instead of pets that they both would call "my babies".

>>5982131
I'm engaged. I've been with my girl for over 10 years. The problem is that I'm in love with my classmate best friend. She sees me as just a friend, but I'm so madly in love with her. I feel so conflicted. I try to fight these feelings but I can't help myself, I want her so badly. Any serious advice, bros?

>>6003468
Sometimes our decisions fuck people up very badly

>>6003468
Something similar happened to me. In the end I went for my 'classmate'. It was and still is the greatest mistake of my entire life. The defining moment I regret every day. Don't do it anon.

>>5989726
Love is what makes you to overcome you self preserving instinct of disgust so you can. Put your dick in a slimy hole that belongs to a foreign body.
So you can coom inside and create another human.

>>5992627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEKs4TqPpgM

>>6003710
>>5992627
This thing creates femoids men haters like this one.
Here
>>6003701

>>6002319

>>6003468
I was in a similar situation. Ditched my high school sweetheart because I thought I was head over heels in love. This happened over 10 years ago, it didn't work out with the other woman and I married another girl entirely who is wonderful, but to this day, and I am sure until my last day, I still think about my first love with pain, knowing all I did was short sighted, selfish, and ultimately evil.
Love is not a sudden thing. You might convince yourself it is, but it isn't. Love, real love and not mindless passion or lust, is something that takes time to build. It needs vigilance and care. I have three amazing kids now and the best wife I could ever hope for, but the pain is still here. I know I threw away something important, and I know I made the worst possible choice. My friends and family at the time, when I told them I was conflicted, all told me to do what I felt was right. I wish they hadn't. I wish they had told me that I needed to grow up. I wish they had told me I was being a complete fool. Someone loves you, anon. Someone sees you as a pillar that lifts their heart. What is that worth to you?
To close off this rambling, ten years after abandoning her, I decided fuck it. I need closure. I will call her, not to win her back or anything like that, but just to tell her I am sorry. Tell her I regret it all, and that I hope she is happy now. All that call did was end in us crying, and there was no closure. She hates me yesterday, today, and tomorrow, and likely always will, and rightfully so. I am left just wishing we could move on, but it hasn't happened yet. It never will. I will be honest. Knowing how these things go, I doubt you will listen, but I typed it all up just because of the slim chance you won't do the same stupid shit.

>>5991120
Whoever made that one , he is a genius!

>>5991365
Femoids are so stupid.
the only clear sign if a man is in love with you is when he is nervous and does not know what to say when he is around you. If he is not, then he isnnot in love with you.
And yes. Love From first sight happens. This is how man falls in love with a girl.

>>6000640
my love for her....is like a truck

>>5999272
she's excited because yesterday was the last blowjob she has done in her life

>>6003730
BERSERKER!

>>5988535
>go suck ya muddah pussi boi
She has taken multiple Jamaican BBC in her life guaranteed.

>>5989726
I don't know. Unattainable concept for me desu.

>>5990411
cringe

>>5991805
My friend is getting married and invited me to his wedding, this is how I'm gonna jig and jive their.

>>6003529
>>6003589
>>6003721
Thank you brothers for being so kind and responding. But especially to >>6003721 I could feel the pain in your words. It's like you're a future me, I can see it. Anon, the classmate friend makes me feel things I've never felt before, but she also treats me badly at times. Sometimes she doesn't respond to vulnerable texts and a few times she's invited me to events and says she'll give me the details the next day, but she doesn't even contact me. She's way too attractive/popular and out of my league, but she likes me as a friend for some reason. I think she liked me as more than a friend last year when we first met, but over time she's realized I'm kind of a loser and way below her in the social hierarchy. We still study together in the library, but we barely see each other outside of school. I wish I didn't have feelings for her. I hate myself for being in love with her. Meanwhile I have a sweet girlfriend who loves me for everything I am and has always been there for me. But I don't feel as attracted to her as I used to. The classmate friend is so damn beautiful, it hurts just looking at her. And she also has a bunch of mental health issues and has casual sex with guys, that shit bothers me like crazy. And then she goes to her therapist and cries about it. She goes for bad boys and then ends up resenting men in general after they treat her poorly. She's been cheated on by two different boyfriends. But despite this, I'm a goddamn simp for her. How do I stop having feelings for her, she's ruining my life. Yet I still want her. I know, it's sad and pathetic, but it's just the honest way I feel.

>>5982131
>incest
I hate the "love is love" propagandists.

>>5991612
Asian girls are either extreme sluts or will only have 1-2 boyfriends their whole life. There's no middle ground with them.

>>5994209
pitch looking lovely today lads

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>>5982335
>>5990411
its been a long time but there's nothing quite like the first time
https://soundcloud.com/fairlaneofficial/fairlane-runn-first-time

>>5985240
>>5989720
>>5990214
that hole where she should be
https://soundcloud.com/illeniumofficial/illenium-lonely-ft-chandler-leighton

>>5989726
it can be the greatest or worst thing to happen to you, women can be incredibly cruel at the end
i am grateful for what I had even though it ended
https://soundcloud.com/illeniumofficial/illenium-crawl-outta-love-ft-annika-wells-1

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>>6003743
THIS

Hahahahaha man is speaking the truth.

I've seen some scientist speaking about men's and women's sexuality. For a man it is a tragic story, libido stays high throught life and declines only at old age.
For a lady it is completely different, everything kills her libido. Getting older? Less libido. Stress of having a job? Less libido. Pregnancy? Libido goes down and never recovers.
There are some exceptions of course, but divorce stats and amount of complaining I've heard from married people confirms the general rule. And you cannot be mad at that, because this is pure biology. I guess evolution is not interested in our hapiness.
Good thread all

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no one will mourn for me like they did for him

>>6006064
Adderalled to the gills. Also it’s funny how at the end the blindfold ended up on his head like one of those little Jew hats

>>5982335
>>5990411
that feeling when no childhood asian female friend turned girlfriend turned wife and happily ever after story...

>>6006068
>half Asian kids
Disgusting to even think about

>>6006111
they're cute man

>>6006111
depends on the asian, japanese women make super cute white babies and they get smiling eyes

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>>6006464
>japanese women make super cute white babies