>>5983210soft serve
>>5983181That's an ape
>>5983210Indian monkey?>>5983181That's not funny, that's literally animal cruelty
>>5983396Probably just starved
>>5983181
monke maxxing
>>5983448Who was this made for?
>>5983452human GODS
>>5983452Redditors.
>>5983396https://journals.plos.org/plospathogens/article?id=10.1371/journal.ppat.1007479>Mammalian herbivores—including rabbits, mice, rats, and nonhuman primates—practice coprophagy, or eating of feces, to obtain cobalamin because these organisms do not obtain sufficient cobalamin from vegetarian dietary sources.
>>5983448
>>5983448Humans are great apes not monke nigger faggot
>>5983396>That's not funny, that's literally animal crueltyanimals like to get high too. apes and monkeys in the wild seek out psychedelic shrooms, and many species of mammals that live in the native range of the coca plant eat or chew on the leaves even if they are not herbivores. if apes lived in the native range of cannabis you would bet your ass they would seek it out to munch on and get stoned.
>>5983844yeah, but they don't smoke it, dumbass.
>>5983452indians
>>5984356if he didn't want to smoke it he wouldn't, dumbassnobody can force shit on a free roaming monke like that,in fact it's more likely he will tear someone's fucking face of
>>5984368Terrible video, I rate it zero stars, stop forcing your vtubers in thread where they don't belong>She's reacting to a monkeyShe's taking up 70% of the screen space, mate.
Jane Goodall died today, post chimps
>>5986078did he died
>>5986091
>>5986091Door stuck son
>>5986002R.I.B. (rest in banan) Jungle Jane.
>>5983184I thought of this on the level of if the jew surgeon was the most cynical doctor ever and I can't stop laughing and how glib this clip would be/is.
>>5983844For real. People act like plants evolved mammalian neurochemicals and agonists for no reason...
>>5983184lol
>>5983448Human supremacist please leave.
>>5983396>That's not funny, that's literally animal crueltyI thought weed was "safe and totally harmless dude" lol
>>5986078Aww he just wants to hug
>>5983181where's the banana?
>>5988566Why does it grab the baby?
>>5993501Does this orangutan have down syndrome? He's got a weird look to him.
>>5993848He's British
>>5993860Tragic.
>>5993848'tangs are just based downies with fur
>>5993847They just do that sometimes. Like how you grab grass seeds when you're walking or toss a piglet.
>>5988566God I love these guys
>>5993506That's not a monkey
>>5983210troll nutrition
>>5995256What joke are you autistically trying to make?
>>5983448kino
>>5995390A variation on "troll physics"
>>5994793>>5993501might be sumatran subspecies o algo
>>5995407this pace break in the middle makes me think it could be double Sora2 generations with the watermarks erased and stitched together. First time I see baboon mobbing a big cat, tho it looks fairly similar to how it looks like vs hyenas... I dunno. The low res fucks with my judgement. What convinces me is that one of the males sprouts a young clinging to its back out of nowhere, once it's out of frame for a bit.
>>5995466The joke doesn't work
>>5995497You autistically ruined it
>>5986002>Meanwhile in Harlem
>>5995495If you can keep an eye on just one of the baboons it becomes really obvious that it's AI, and especially if you look at the far off ones in the beginning, one has a whole colour change. Not even sure if the leopards scaled correctly.
>>5995736why did he do it?
>>5995407Baboons are fucking brutal. Look into Peter Hathaway Capstick's "The Killer Baboons of Vlackfontein." After a cursory search, I found this podcast that reads his account: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0WhSrGWseQ
>>5996537>any% speedrun
Does anybody have "Alarma de Macacco"?
>>5986115If they 100% wouldn't freak out and rip your face off it looks like it'd be a blast to have a chimp bro.
>>5986078bro lacks the survival instincts and spatial awareness to just bend over a bit and let the orang chad grab his shirt and pull the shirt off of him, instead of being pulled with the shirt
>>5995407>>5995665if it comes from youtube shorts, it's AI.
>>5999043he wuz just havin a laff m8
>>5993848I was about to ask the exact same thing, anon.Homie looks super downie.
>>5993501Looks like the typical fat American monkey man
>>6001097Obsessed
>>5999043Have you ever been honked by a mate out of nowhere? I'd imagine it's the same thought process (just a bit o banter)
>>5985687lol stay mad
>>6001125Obese
>>6001356>I spend all my time thinking about other people's weight and that's a healthy mentalityWhich brown country do you live in? Everyone else watch how he deflects this simple question.
>>5983396>That's not funny, that's literally animal crueltyit's funny as fuck but i feel really bad for laughing, thoughbeit
>>5986002ahh... jazz
>>5986078>you WILL return to monke
I mean you knew what you were doing OP
>>5995051Did you watch the whole video?
>>5999043Purely socio-economic factors
2020 was fucking insane
Humanbros, how can we ever recover?
>>6003607No, too boring.
>>6003633Brainrotted zoomer can't even finish a whole 40 second video. Perhaps if they added some Temple run gameplay on the bottom?
>>6003640You're getting angry that I didn't care to continue watching a goat eat berry's. Do you understand how dumb that is?
>>6003643You're judging a book by its cover. The video is 40 seconds long and you got bored before the relevant part
>>6003657I went back to the video and skipped a head after your first reply. Yea it was still boring. Sorry I didn't enjoy the thing you like as much as you did I guess? I don't understand why you care.
>>6003631Fully erect
>>5995051not a monkey? what would you call it?
>>5995684well done, monky
>>6003603post the sound version at least
>>6003675I didn't even notice
>>6003692A goat
>>6003699Those I can't post on /pol/ so I usually remove the sound
>>6003631We can shoot them in the face with guns.
>>5996524Crazy how the orangutan is the smarter one in the video
>>5995495>>6000203this vid is old. I remember seeing it before AI vids became mainstream. It is real. https://youtu.be/p5wnKEXs6YM
Please post some gibbons
>>6003631I think we have monkeys beat by the fact we can ship rice and potato's around the world for like pennies.
>>5996528>pov: you're next in line at the DMV
>>5995684You said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bar.
>>5983183they took this from us....
>>5983650kek
>>6001253kys vtumor
>>6006342you will never have a wife~u
>>599479310/10 asmr
>>5996535what is the species on the left?
>>5999321I swear america made niggers dumber
>>6005536>>6004017humans excel in long distance trekking, we can outrun any quadruped.
>>6005527jeez those facial expressions the pain of being a wage slave
>>6003620wtf the australians put people in fucking judge dread style cuckbox prisons?
>>5983448gay as fuck
>>6006791very obviously not american. youre the only idiot
>>5983210My anchestor
>>5983844Sure thing pal your fentanyl habit is totally like natural
>>6006830this is scooby doo level antics
>>6007240Go suck your uncle off some more, I've watched animals eat shit to get high. Why do you think plants evolve chemicals the produce euphoria in mammals, to prevent us eating them? Fucking retard.
>>6006834These ones are my favorite.
>>6006829Yeah covid camps. But afterwards we all had to learn to forgive and forget :)
>>6007504Chemicals can have more than one purpose you illiterate fiend. Just because the insect repellent also happens to get you high doesn't mean you should do it, nor does it mean it has some profound otherwordly meaning behind it. You are drawing flawed conclusions to benefit your decadent ways.
>>6007504And why do you watch animals eat shit?
>>6008356>A biologically derived chemical has more than one purpose>Therefore getting high can't be pleasurableKeep getting more retarded, please.
>>6007211he's obviously sayin that them niggas look smart
>>6000196Idiot, the monkey hold the arm holes
>>5995701Anyone has the video with the butt poker?
>>5999321Not sure if real or AI
>>5983448>the replies:>kino>gayDuality of Man, KEK
>>5995051>>6003692the monkey is riding the goatkek
>>5995495>video that has existed for years>"Yeah, um, this seems like Sora2. I was born like yesterday, so I know what muh ai looks like">tfwNewer generations are so retarded it is insane
>>6005486Baboons can be a fucking menacehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0WhSrGWseQ
Anyone has the monkey with enormous stomach and balls? Saw it years ago and didn't save because I thought it was a common one.
