animals or anything
>>5986280The actual fuck is wrong with that child's head?
>>5986375No idea but the mother must've needed a c-section for that shit.
>>5986375mom must have a tight puzzy to squeeze that dome
>>5986375I may be schizo, but I have noticed a trend of these tiktok videos with a very subtle vertical stretch filter. I see them a lot in videos of mountains/buildings/ landscapes that adds a cheap enhancing effect. The effect is non-linear across the vertical axis, meaning there is very little stretch in the center, and a more pronounced stretch at the top and bottom of the video. Maybe that is happening here?
>>5986375IDK, kids' heads look weird in general, they grow in strange ways. >>5986460Then the chairs would look bent, I don't think that's the case.
>>5986375looks like combination of >>5986460and being left laying on his back too much (plagiocephaly)
>>5986277>or anything
>>5986375Some ancient societies used to bind children's heads while they were fresh and soft to get them to shape like that.
>>5986277Crazy how something so cute as a baby is going to grow up to be a brutal killer
>>5986375thats what happens when you let your new born lay on the back of its head all dayyoure supped to carry it a lotpeople/babies with that type of head are basically neglected
>>5987730>tries to eat something it very clearly can't fit in its mouth>"well maybe if I keep trying"are pelicans like the D students of the bird kingdom?
>>5987847it looks like it's just playing around
>>5987802Underwater zoomer stare
>>5986278possums are fucking great
this one is my favorite out of the 4 webms i have saved
>>5987465That someone son
>>5987128>high level Bard learns "Tame Beast"
>>5988619Lmao
>>5988650When people take the concept of "fur babies" just a bit too far
>>5987730If Greed was a bird
>>5986278>>5987876these are incredibly fucking ugly compared to australian possums
>>5988619
>>5989383Post aus poss then
>>5988159literally me trying dating
>>5986375>>5986396>>5986620>>5986634>>5987740It's a totally normal thing for young babies that were born the regular way, it's due to their skull being pliable and being forced through a tight canal. They'll tell you before he even comes out that he's gonna have a cone head for the first 3-6 months and not to worry. Took my son about 4 before his head became completely normal shaped and he cried if I ever put him down for a second. Plagiocephaly looks less pronounced than that, and the fact he's being filmed doing tummy time with the dog implies the caretaker at least cares.
>>5986375White Yakub
>>5986280How tf does higher quality of life cause birthrate to go down when you could have a moment like this I don't get it
>>5993100Because you have to reduce your quality of life first which is a significant stressor. Also when comparing 3rd world countries to the rest female education levels (which necessarily rise in more advanced higher quality of life societies) drastically reduce birth rates once they find out about birth control
>>5990243
>>5993109It's amazing you can convince a woman to not want a baby
>>5993100Capitalism run a monk.What you see here is rich middle class or lower rich class home.https://dl.depot.4d2.org/EF6Kxmfq6549.mp4
>>5987740Exactly. You have to change position of how the baby lies in the bed every few hours or it will get a nasty head as an adult.
>>5987369In search of a fleas. When they find one they put it in their mouth. I guess to kill it but they do not spit it. How do they not get parasites from them, since they ingest them. Cats do get them like that.
>>5988076I wanna know the training process of this.
>>5988638Sugarcane . they live sweets
>>5993100>How tf does higher quality of life cause birthrate to go downBecause you have finances and ability to seek pleasures that are beyond simple sensory experiences like sex and food
>>5993423>run a monkrun amok you ESL
>>5986375>ayy lmao
>>5988650wtf is this real???
>>5992381I like how the dog is scanning surrounding for I want to believe predators
>>5988638>ragingwhat a retard. also, here's one with sound.
>>5986277Is a croc's spine supposed to bend that way that much?I don't think this animal is having a good time.
>>5993565>COME LOOK MOM I FOUND ANOTHER AUTOCORRECT TYPO AND POSTED THE MEME AGAIN
>>5993986>tfw no qt rural chink gfBros...it hurts...
>>5994057>AUTOCORRECT TYPOHow does the word AMOK get autocorrected as a monk.One word into 2 and completely different things, one being a word, the other a person.Also >autocorrectPhone posting ESL fags like you should get the rope.
>>5994073Nta that typed “run a monk” faggot just tired of dipshit posters who lack all originality
>>5993565It's a doggy dog world
Do you guys have that one clip with the girl whos just got a boyfriend and her sister asks her what she's got and she's like "a sweater :)" and the sister goes nooo what do you have and she says a boyfriend
>>5992381that doggo is a fucking soldier
>>5993928yes, it's a police dog posing as a child in a pedo sting operation
>>5993562>simple sensory experiencesGo away (((anon)))
>>5993100The modern definition of "quality of life" just means distractions
>>5995573It's been years since I've played any of the games, and Zelda music still never gets old
>>5993434This is something that many species of monkeys and apes do. Most likely evolved protections against the most common parasites, otherwise they'd be extinct or would have stopped doing this already.Just use your head, anon. Think a little.
>>5987465And the best daughter ever award goes to....
>>5988076This is a bullshit game the yellow birds are down their star player for the big season game.
>>5993986Wherever that is exactly, looks beautiful
>>5993193Filtered.(Aussie possums are v cute though)
>>5986278Of all animals this is the one animal that doesn't through half eaten food all over the place?
>>5995303Yep its a diamond does them
>>5995573I was once watching a sunset next to a lake and was surrounded by these lil guys. They chased each other and played around my feet for about 15 mins while I stood motionless. Wish I could have recorded but didn't want to scare them off.
>>5995573I've got you bro
>>5999210thanks bro
>>5996085And how many of those evolved to eat the fleas that inhabit a feline's coat instead of their own species'?
>>5993438https://fieldinsider.com/training-routine-of-professional-basketball-player/
>>5999210where is the cute
>>5988638water buffalos are actually really chill animals
>>5989399>>5987128The way that animals become enamored by beautiful music makes me imagine that perhaps one day someone can become a modern Pied Piper and make a science out of taming animals with music and song
>>5993434Why would eating a flea hurt you? Fleas are skin parasites, in a gut they're going to just get digested like anything else would. They're not able to survive there.
>>5996129I can't even imagine a woman loving me so much that she would do this for my care. Not even my sister would do that for me.
>>5996129o_O she's stronk
>>6002245>questgiver.mp3
>>6002355Fleas have parasites too, some of which are adapted to live in guts.
>>5986277gotta be the most shortsighted choice for pet, only thing worse I can imagine is like a komodo dragon, or literal dinosaurs
>>6002374Is this giantess-fetish? ::butterfly::
>>6003510No.
>>5987730I think its using his hair to scratch its chin/beak. Cute.
>>5993928yeah, chinks torture their dogs to get them to behave this way.
>>6002347check these outhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/LLlu6i_fzOEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzXgOEDX1Zo
>>5987847You can say nigger here
>>5986375Yamato from Deadlock
>>5996183Cool buffalo too
>>6006652real talk this is the same logic as not using 4chan lingo outside of 4chan the kid is right
>>5996126is this AI?
>>5988650this is an animal abuse video
>>5987128>masks outside
does anyone have the webm of the lion saving his friend from a pack of hyenas?
>>5987802This is funny until you remember they are extremely toxic.
>>6008593i wouldnt want to eat that cute face
>>6008418
>>6008418Ahhh that is cute, 10 monkeys throwing a ballWho taught them?
>>6009643This is a racism free board
>>6009734Also an observational board.When a person sees chimps throwing a ball around, then calls it how it is...how is that racism?Those monkeys are not human beings!That is like me seeing a webm of a wolf or dog playing fetch is somehow racism.
>>6009310God bless you, thanks
>>5987828That bird is incredibly irritatingThe parrot is alright though.
>>6009734Lol, what's really cute here is that you think that.
>>5987802>do you have any games on your phone
>>5996113damn that super fucking well trained for huskies, they are a bitch to train
>>6009748Because those aren't chimps, I think it's quite simple to understand, no?
>>6010707No they are monkeys. Chimps are more intelligent
>>6010739Monkeys have tails so no. They're sub-saharan Africa descendant Homo sapiens.
>>6010750>Homo sapiens.They are not homo sapiens.Do some research.
