I have nothing to contribute.

>>5992199
Oh my God I actually physically cringed at this one. Who is he and what platform can I mock him from?

>>5992204
I got no clue. I wish I had more. I'm sure he'd be a goldmine.

>>5992199
>>5992204
>>5992211
His name is Steven Konno
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm13628099/
Apparently he's a wannabe actor and he's on tick tock.

>>5992193
Stupid fucking cunt thinking for even a second that THE Evil Jonkler wouldn't be fluent in the Civil Tongue... she doesn't deserve him.

>>5992183
sonna odink

>>5992197
You missed the based thread, this one is for cringe.

>>5992194
dr rockso after he got sober

>>5992183
what was the story to this anyway, surely this was posted by accident or something?

>>5992199
Thats actually sociopathic.

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>>5992183
I miss the 2000s where people made this shit completely unironically. The amount of YouTube vids from 2006-2010 of dudes trying to go super saiyan or activate the sharingan were amazing

>>5992199
I think that is hilarious, not cringe

>>5992194
Happy tards doing their thing and keeping to themselves. Not cringe.

>>5992199
Reminds me of those cringe autists from college that try to looking too deep into common courtesy
>Hey, I'm anon, how are you doing?
>Hi, nice to meet you, HA HA we probably won't remember each others names five minutes from now HA HA!
>...Cool
Like no shit. Stop trying to deconstruct my politeness as some enlightened bullshit. I'm just being social.

>>5992183
>san of odink

>>5992206
brave maga chad making america great again by establishing his dominance over the thought police

>>5992190
this kid really is a fucking weeb. he does the over exaggerated inward anime gasp thing

>>5992199
Chat, is this real?

>>5994411
>my upstairs neighbor

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>>5994411
this one had a sequel

>>5994552
He spent a year in jail for this lol

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Cringe you say?

>>5994592
Why did you have this saved?

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>>5994593
It's hypnotic

>>5994594
You're cringe

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>>5994598
NO U

>>5994410
FUCK i want to see this bitch get beaten to death

>>5992197
holy shit this is him singing it??? it sounds so real!

>>5994575
what the fuck 1984 what happened to freedom of speech?

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>>5994827
Saying that you're going to kill people for no reason, then following it up by saying you're not joking, has never been legal anywhere and only a sub 50 IQ retard would honestly believe it should.

>>5994858
If you can't say one thing you can't say anything. Threats are no different.

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>>5994862
You're legitimately retarded if you mean that.

>>5994862
Threats are illegal not because the words themselves are bad, they're illegal because you are about to hurt someone and they are stopping you from doing it.

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>>5992197
my dog was on my bed but when I started playing that WITH HEADPHONES ON so he wouldn't do it just for the sound, I saw him making a breathing and shuffling sound and he got his head up looked at the monitor he gave a look of confusion, I paused
it and then 10 seconds later he put his head back


still based

>>5992187
>these few students
Damn, was that the final of whatever fucking theatre(?) class? He definitely got an F for that.

>>5992190
Every class had that one student who was 100% special ed but somehow got to be in the normal class due to mommy and daddy's donation money.

>>5994640
Manliest fart I have ever heard in my life

>>5992199
If someone was secretly recording me, I would do this too. It is actually funny. People tend to not understand surrealism and improve

Does anybody have that video of a fat retard in the hentai convention? I really need it.

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>>5992177
What about cringe that looped back to being based?

>>5995778
incredibly based

>>5992199
Fucking lmao

>>5992192
Which of these guys sits in the cuck chair?

>>5994410
This is cute, not cringe

>>5996504
You're brain dead.

>>5992187
How is it possible to have so little control over your limbs

>>5994056
I think "Mikayla" is a dude, talking like a girl, and that's his mum, who probably thought she needed a trans son.

>>5996675
You're a very dumb person.

>>5996501
They both do

>>5994421
Based retarded leftist tourist moron performing heroic gymnastics to make everything about le trump
>>5994827
Oh look, it's the same triggered fag

>>5997328
>same triggered fag
He actually spent a year in prison for it, look it ok. You're schizophrenic.

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>>5994594
>>5994592
kino

>>5997430
holy shit is this real

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>>5998416

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>>5998420
KEK

>>5992199
if this were a YLYL thread I would have lost lmao

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>>5992197
i used to smoke weed with a guy that looked and behaved just like that
good times

Hey spammer, you know we can choose not to click on things right?

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>>5998703
Not that cringe

>>5998702
this literally isn't cringe it just isn't for you. how did you find it anyways

>>5992190
Kek. At 13 seconds, sounds like Tom's scream, when he got hurt, from Tom and Jerry.

>>5994862
Nonsensical statement. Please take your meds.

>>5994592
>>5994594
>>5994599
Yike

Holy fucking shit! I cant get past the first three videos.

>>5992194
>>5994056
The cringe is the fat fuck woman recording this for attention, also probably the one who convinced the last tard that he's trans.

>>5998787
you're in the wrong thread

>>5999307
rocky rakoon

>>5999307
It is cringe and so are you.

>>5999603
wtf

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>>5994827
Anyone not taking this as sarcasm is socially inept and deserve a showcase itt

>>5992192
Combined testosterone of these three people is in negative amount.

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>>5992192
how enraging.

>>5992195
Flappy Bird?

>>5999603
This was just peculiar

>>6000229
I prefer the black guy that brings his sex dolls around in wheelchairs to the zoo

>>5992183
This is my all-time favorite cringe thread webm.

>>6000229
this is just sad.
This is gonna be me in 3 years bros. Driven mad by forgone conclusions, missed opportunities and general disapointment in life, to the point it's safer to delude and play pretend than to live in the real world.

>>6001376
Can you disprove anything he said though?

>>5992193
bitch didnt even remember that butman arrested the jonkler how can he be in that ticktock maybe its good jonkler but def not evil jonkler

>>6000201
Didn't know I was in the kino thread.

>>6000229
>dark skinned baby

You cannot make this up

>>6001093
If you weren't american, I would offer help but you are probably racist. Good luck with your life.

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>>6001637
Thanks fren. For the record, I am not American but I am racist.

>>6001645
the music is catchy tho

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>>6001687
the vocals break the melody too often desu.

>>6001645
>>6001692
I don't know what I would do if I were the father of that man. He is too old and heavy to take away his access to the internet and force him on a 3 month camping road trip to (literally and figuratively) touch grass. he is very likely also employed and cannot just disappear overnight without consequences. maybe arrange a marriage with some pajeeta? or pay a hooker to go out with him like on a real date?

>>6001692
He has put on considerable weight, still masks, and is probably now faking crutches. It's over.

>>6001645
>>6001692
if he'd just put his heart into it and get the finer points right, this strategy would work. How do you both have the commitment to do something like this every day for five years but lack the commitment to really try and nail it in that time?

>>6001866
the only way this would work is him being a pedo and grooming 14 year olds who are into this shit. any grown up woman I have seen so far being into anime was just making herself cute for ageplay/onlyfans

>>6001692
oh the guy has his own knowyourmeme article and parodies https://www.tiktok.com/@xuandere/video/7265585318898814251

>>5999603
>buuut
the boy has some serious issues

>>6001895
It's not about anime, it's about serious commitment to a premise, taking pride in one's work, and mastering one's body.
Even something like this if done well and with sincerity reaps rewards.

>>6002102
Yeah, the reward is becoming famous. Chris chan also got a gf at the end through his fame. But was it worth it and will it work out? I doubt it.

And I have the feeling you confuse OCD with willpower. That man has received plenty of advice how to improve himself. He only got fatter and his room more dirty in those years.

So if you ask me being a lolcow is not the solution but the problem

>>5992199
Haha the darkness pouring out of his dass soul

>>6002113
We may be getting at the same thing two different ways. Had he been taking this seriously in the sense of trying to perfect the pointless task, he would actually look kind of cool doing it. Fame for looking cool is a major asset.
That he has not improved at the task after 5 years is also symptomatic pathologically halfassing things or a commitment to an image of patheticness. Chicken and egg I guess.

>>5995610
Immune to hooks.

>>6000201
so this is what rape vision looks like. seems quite disorienting

>>6001991
sounds like someone needs to have some spitballs

>>6002783
You're an idiot.

>>5992183
Watching this all I can think is how much of a tragedy this guy's life must have been to end up in this state. You can read the felt on his face.

>>5992206
This is the kind of mentality challenged idiot that gets setup by some three letter agency to "commit" some crime then gets sent to jail for 25 years and is made an example of as right wing white male violence.

>>6001376
you cant disprove any of this

>>6003017
He's just autistic what the fuck are you talking about? Are you autistic too?

>>6002807
kek

>>5994555
>Is this real life?
I think it's a first person shooter video game

>>6003017
Man C'mon, he's just a man having fun. He hasn't killed anyone or ruined anyone's life.

>>5999603
I feel that when he finishes speaking, he's gonna rape me.

>>5995610
Its been so long since I've seen this. I always thought it was cyraxx. Thank you.

>>5999603
kek everytime

>>5999603
Young Jerry Seinfeld

>>5992183
This guy's name is Sean. He spent years shitting on Tyson Fury only to weep like a baby when Tyson hugged him lmao.

>>5992190
That, Anons, is the sound your Achilles tendon makes when it gets the fuck out of Dodge.

>>6002811
no u

>>5999603
you could not make this a comedy sketch no matter how hard you try and it is just downright hilarious

>>5994858
I disagree

>>5999603
>Hey son, are you enjoying your bath?
Yes daddy :3 do yuo wanna hop in and make it even better?

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>>5994862
>>5994592
Song name?

>>6005448
>spoon feed
spoon feed
cure for me

>>6005647
No fair. I tried searching the lyrics but I guess I misheard them and I'll be damned if I go to the pedo's channel to look in the description.

>>5994410
The girl in the background is just pissed that the once hangry girl has bigger tits than her. Jealousy.

>>5994555
He's right, though...

>>5996501
they're both gay and the chick is just their friend but I wouldn't be surprised if she watches them sometimes wouldn't tolerate shit like that myself tho I hate fujoshi

>>6006733
Thanks for pointing her out. Jealousy may be part of the mix, but it's nice to see female disgust pointed at an appropriate target once in a while.

>>5992192
>pink roomba
A cuck chair would have been less obvious.

>>5996504
you are a goblin faggot

>>5999603
that was the funniest god damn thing I've seen all week.

>>5995610
I would love to see a side profile x-ray of this dudes head. So fascinating.

>>5992187
Lost. Jfc if you do this shit at least have some cheography

>>5994858
I think you should kill yourself and I hope everyone you meet wants to kill you to and that they do.

>>5994592
I enjoy these.

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>>5995778
Woah. Perfect description. He’s based. I want to hang out with this guy. His confidence is inspiring.

>>6001645
Why hasn’t this worked yet?

>>6003373
Kek

>>5998416
Steven Universe and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>5994862
>threats should be legal
>I should be able to point a gun at your head and yell that im going to pull the trigger unless you suck me off and give me all your money
>if you cant point a gun in some places then theyre basically banned already

Your worldview is incomparable with reality

>>6008627
Not the same in the least. Thanks for proving you're sub 50 IQ

>>6003373
Bullet trains go like 260 or 280 mph at top speeds. A Boeing 747 averages at 550 mph at commercial altitudes.
Wtf is this dude talking about?

>>6008597
Right. There's having a recessed jaw abd then there's having no chin at all. Bob's Burgers characters have a more prominent jawline. Dude looks like a worm in disguise.

>>5999603
>of the squeem
Lost it so fucking hard

>>6008787
meds

>>6003515
That's not the based thread

>>5992199
I don't get it

>>5994410
who's the cutie in the back? I'm sure internet now found her and tried to cancel

>>5999603
he reminds me of tom scott

>>6008983
They probably got confused because a lot of times a train can get you to your destination faster even if it moves slower. Getting through airport security, waiting on the runway, and having to go through all the safety checks takes up a ton of time that trains don't require.

I didn't say it was the same faggot, learn to read.

>>6009350
me neither

>>5997328
butt hurt

The ultimate red pill from these threads is that your level of cringe directly correlates with how attractive you are.

>>5992199
This isn't cringe. He was just telling a joke to break the tension

>>5999603
naughty boy crew/stingray chad's rise up

>>6010393
what color is happy?

>>6010400
it's from a pixar movie called "inside out"
happy is orange
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Out_(2015_film)

>>6001093
study robotics and make a wife nigga

>>6010525
great idea, and at that I should eat ze bugs and live in ze pod too!

>>6010402
She's yellow, you may be color blind. Not an insult, just letting you know.

>>5994871
This "joke" begins and ends with Batrick.

>>5998416
I randomly think about this dumb webm. I just go "yeah yeah" and laugh

>>5992190
He stepped sideways, how is it even possible to harm yourself that way

>>6010974
Fat

>>6010393
>musical.ly was 8 years ago

>>5992187
is that guy covering his ears? lol

>>5992199
wait that's not a prank/skit ?

>>5999603
he has to be trying to do this

>>5994640
if i never see this video again on this website it will be too soon
[spoiler]keep posting it anon[/spoiler]

>>5999603
buuuut

>>5992206
Is this cringe or based?

My favorite of the thread.

>>6012797
>Please help me form an opinion 4chan
You're disgustingly retarded.

>>6012824
I'm just asking to know what other people think. And I don't really know because if the guy has some mental problem and he doesn't know what is doing then is not based but if he has a problem then can't be cringe either. A person that does weird things because has a mental problem is not cringe because he is not aware of what is doing.

>>6009396
You’re just as dumb as the first guy.

>>6012844
Yea, you need to get your own life and pay attention in school, desperately. I'm guessing you're about 16-20, no friends or a maybe just a couple that let you hang around but don't really enjoy your company. Loser, no plans for the future, maybe doing ok in school but not excelling or working towards any goal. Under 5' 10" (1.77 meters) tall, and you try to stand up as straight as you can all the time because you think it'll make a difference. Probably a bit cocky, gets offended easily but usually insults then storms off doing nothing about it. Raised by either a single mom who coddled you or a mom that wouldn't let dad punish you. She thought you were a special boy right?

>>6003027
I'm impressed you picked up on the pattern of intellectual disabilities and right-wing politics/violence.

I have a really cool AR that I'm willing to part with for pretty cheap, would you be interested? It comes with a bunch of old nails and some homemade black powder in some old coffee cans, if you'd like.

>>5996676
>>5999598
She's just retarded and based. You fucking faggots think about trannies so much you're starting to see them everywhere.

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>>6013150
That's 110% a male. I'm sure you think this video is real.

>>5994411
professional upstairs neighbor

>>5992194
How much of the US is made up of people like this?

Is this what people want to preserve by limiting immigration?

Just trying to understand...

>>5999603
"to me" and "Stingrays" got me.

Also it's prom tonight AND Christmas.

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>>6013572
Are we judging cultures by their most embarrassing examples now? Because I'm completely down for that.

>>5994555
Oh great lispfag is posting his trash again.

>>6003373
>That niggerlaugh at :19
My grandmother used to mimic that shit talking about "the blacks".

>>6013606
he was literally kekking out loud

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>>6010393
Green

>>5995778
cooler than most people

>>5992194
This is sad. Poor retards. I guess they dont know better but I can't help but feel sorry for them. We really should have institutions with big fields and video games where they can just tard around and be happy and safe.

>>6013596
Aw man the hugh manatee, he fucking lives there

>>6013071
The amount of projection in this post is crazy.

>>6001645
Is that native anon?

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>>6015999
incomprehensible (you) from a nametrannyGOD FUCK YEAH

>>5992183
Nigger is yelling in lowercase letters

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>>6016026
absolute kino

>>6016080
Was it worth it?

>>6006733
That's so hot

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>>5994552
I got the full version here
These are my favorite webms, I have 6 of him

>>5994862
Based constitutionalist libertarian

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>>5997698
I work for a delusional fat guy like this, but he isn't a weeb/commie. Gets into SO many road rage incidents EVERY time he drives anywhere. "FUCK YOU NIGGER I'LL KICK YOUR ASS" is what he yells a lot. Had people get out of the car and threaten him. He literally can't walk without a walker, let alone throw a punch, but thinks he can fight better than anyone else because he's almost 400lbs.
Seriously don't know how he could be this stupid, get married, and have so much more money than me. Doesn't bother me though because he'll need all that money for his and his fat wife's medical expenses

>>5999603
This was posted in the autism thread as well. It's cringe, but this guy doesn't act like this at all IRL based on his tiktoks. He speaks fluently, uses brainrot zoomer terms and memes, has tattoos and piercings, and gets pussy

>>6010393
>purple
>think I'm just the bisexual colour because I like both genders
>turns out I'm the evil colour
:(

>>6017041
>vid
lol
>"FUCK YOU NIGGER I'LL KICK YOUR ASS" is what he yells a lot.
>Had people get out of the car and threaten him.
lol

400lbs... *converts to Brit* holy shit 28 1/2 stone how in the fuck

>>6017063
Yeah lol, at his max he was 420lbs (30 stone/190.5kg). Now he makes instagram posts where he lies that he lost 100lbs this year and wants you to "join him on his weight loss journey".
He's so fucking delusional it boggles my mind.
>post stories about his insane eating habits on /fit/
>post stories about his insane spending habits, getting $70k from a bullshit slip-and-fall and blowing ALL of it and even putting himself $10k in debt to build a top-of-the-line voice actor studio in his garage on /g/ (he has no voice experience, talent, and has a weird voice. Months since completion and only one gig which only pays royalties on an Amazon audiobook nobody will listen to)
>post stories about how I got him out of a Nigerian-Beninese scam, got his ~$2k back, and tracked down the scammers (which no government cared about at all) on /pol/
I'm going to give him the nicest lie-filled eulogy someday soon when he keels over