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Hey Bim guess what
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>>6001529the fucking TOILET on that TRAIN is bigger then the bathroom in my 3 bedroom house, i fucking hate being australian
>>6001537>the heat from the egg cooks the rice
>>6001534>A phone needs between 3 to 10 minutes in a UV light sanitizerYeah that's cool until the motor burns out or the mechanism jams and you can't get your phone out. Cool how any splashes or drips from the sink will get right it and ruin it anywayI hate overdesigned meme shit like this. Fuck whomever designed this
>>6001537a caveman method to heating up water is the proof that japan lives in the year 2050? we talking b.c. or what?
>>6001537>a super-hot egg that you can drop and burn yourself withHaven't these chinks ever heard of a microwave oven? Give me a break
>>6001528i get it, but i still would prefer a regular toilet, lioke imagine the mechanism goes bad while using it and then everyone can see you sharting?
So... Is the thread title ironic or are weebs just too dumb to actually realize all this shit has existed across the world for decades?
>>6001658>cool thing is worthless because it might stop workingNever take a plane, nigger.
>>6001601Bimmy isn't even a real name!
>>6001539You have to eat all the ice.
>>6001678Why would I take a plane? To fly to Africa? I like my cozy barn and am never leaving my farm that far, thank you very much
Japan has lived in the year 2000 since 1980
Japan doesn't believe in Air conditioning. Twenty fucking fifty my asshole
>>6001527Canning is actually a pretty old technology
>>6001540I can't tell if having screen-centered word-by-word captions like this makes it easier or harder to simultaneously read and watch
>this entire thread
>>6001528this is a complete gimmick
>>6001527oh look something in a can that's hard to get to.BRILLIANT!
>>6001534what are people doing with their phones that they have to "sanitize" them?
>>6001535I imagine someone going through the cases and pulling all the strings.
>>6001855You know how much shit (literal fecal matter) is on your phone right at this very moment?
>>6001527>itt stupid gimmick shit>>6001695this
>>6001528imagine having a wank in there staring at the passersby
>>6001527An American machine likely canned that product and designed the lid. You're welcome "the future".
>>6001528put these in india, they will try to kill you for witchcraft and heresy against their religion(whichever they woke up and chose for the day)
>>60018650I am not black or jeet
>>6001865Yes. I put it there on purpose
>>6001532Instead of just mounting a soft pad there they make a wagoe perform a humiliation ritual
>>6001865Dude, UV light isn't going to remove solid waste from your phone screen. It doesn't even remove the bacteria, it just kills it. There's a reason soap is preferable to hand sanitizer; it kills pathogens and wipes away pretty much everything.
>>6002336Soap works by removing the oil layer over your skin, which is what everything like bacteria and poop stick to.
>>6001622Kek literally
>>6001620Bigger than most restrooms ever...kinda seems like they should have fit two in there
>>6001734It's not to make it easierIt's because everyone has ADHD now so something has to move or change quickly every second or else they get bored and switch to another video
>>6001678it's a cool thing until it rapidly stops working, just like those horribly overdesigned bathroom sinks that have been popping up in restrooms the past few years. They're WOW SUPA COOL until the batteries run out or the 60 tubes and wires underneath the entire fixture get ripped out by some dumb kid. Those huge combo sinks that have a faucet, soap dispenser, and air dryer are fucking BITCHES to manufacture, install, repair, and move; They're overdesigned, overly complex, and wasteful. A basic sink with two valves and a faucet with the trap and waterlines easily accesible underneath is 100% PERFECT and efficient. Ever get frustrated that a motion sensor sink isnt working? Yeah bitch, that's because the fucking worthless battery instantly ran out of juice and now you have doodoo finky matter on yo fingers like an ape. Welcome the future.
>>6001693heh>>6001694>I like my cozy barn and am never leaving my farm that farnice, and, same. no point in going abroad, if i wanted to be surrounded by foreigners i'd just go to londonistan or the nearest large town.hint: i don't
>>6001884sorrynotsorry to spoil your dreams but in the video the inside also goes blank when you lock it
>>6002754based
>>6001620The toilet on that train is bigger than most Japanese people's entire house.>>6001695This. I lived in Japan in the early 2000s and it was about the same as the US except for fancy vending machines and lack of effective heating or AC. Now I travel there a few times a year, and it's exactly the same except for a few gimmicks and they finally have online banking.
>>6002762> The toilet on that train is bigger than most Japanese people's entire house.The ultrawide lens makes it look bigger than it is.
itt: magatards realizing they are living in a a 3rd world country
>>6002766Its amazing what can be accomplished when you live in a high-trust society. America is basically India when compared against Japan or China, socially.
what it all really proves is Japs are masters at theatricality, makes me think about hibochi restaurants
>>6002766mad Latin American person or Indian>t. European poster that loves my American frens
>>6001527Yeah, this is old shitUsed to have pudding cups in cans like thisThey were banned at my school because retard kids kept licking the lids and cutting their tongues.
>>6002766>leftism is when you have shitty battery powered sinkssounds about right
>>6001527Amazing, what do they call this futuristic technology? I still have to s open my cans with a knife.Sent via telegram.
>>6001535I know it's heating up like flameless ration heaters but that's honestly a useless video
>>6001527B&M bread is a thing. This isn't futuristic, just makes me feel like seeing a brother I haven't called in a long time but probably should.
Asahi sells a beer in a can like this in japan. Every single time I tried it, it damn near exploded but it was so worth it to drink out the can like its a cup don't care if its just a gimmick it was fun. I also walked out of a 7-Eleven inside an airport with a bottle of whiskey that I didn't have to put in a duty free bag, thry are truly an enlightened people
>>6001855jorkin it
>>6001529Disgusting white women shouldn't be allowed to go to Japan.
>>6001865as much as possible. Nobody wants to steal it and it is a lot easier to find if I misplace it.
>>6001735Lol
Homosexual thread
>>6003280Is that why you're in it? LMAO
>>6003333GIWTWM
>>6001529VIA Rail in Canada got new cars this year, and the toilets look like this. Used to be each car had two airplane-sized water closets; now each car has one, but between cars there's this huge one that's big enough for wheelchairs AND a baby-changing table.Now if only the trains could be on-time instead of an hour later because of stopping two or three times to let freight trains pass. Thanks a fuck, Brian Mulroney, for selling the national railway system to private interests.
>>6003333That would only wake you up for like 30 seconds
>>6001699This is true. They have it but they don't set it below 80° f all summer. Sux
>>6001898>An American machine likely canned that product and designed the lid.lmao
>>6002268Yup, just thought about it. Imagine doing this shit for hours, at least assembly line workers can talk to others while doing repetitive shit. What a shitty job japan, truly the future is 2050 for you.
>>6001529This is obviously the super expensive First Class tourist train, probably costs the same as a plane ticket. Not a single Japanese passenger in the entire video, hate it when white roasties and other tourists are shown around these fancy spots to boost the country's image. It's so obviously sponsored marketing, same with all those Dubai faggots showing off all the luxury and ignoring the slavery and the lack of plumbing
>>6001601In essence this is still just a white tourist going to an exotic country and making fun of their culture. Regardless of how much they fucking love diversity, he cannot wait to return to his white neighbourhood home and do normal things again
>>6003461These men are not doing it for the sobering up, Anon: >>6003335
>>6003333CheckedIf I pay them $8 can they form a line and slap my balls?
>>6001529It doesnnot matter hownbif the seat it.You are in a saloon car for animals.No cabins means you are threated like a animal with no privacy.All passenger train Cara had cabins for 6, 8, 3, 4people in the past depending on the type of cabin, sleeping one, regular and on the class, 1at or second. There were no saloon cars to be disrupted by everybody and to have no privacy.Enjoy capitalism!
>>6001855how often do you get sick?
>>6003051That's the spirit, Chang, that'll raise the birthrate
>>6003635What's wrong with that?
>>6003763It's hypocritical because most of these liberal elites love preaching about tourism being colonial imperalism or whatever, and that diversity is great, and that white culture sucks
>>6003635Or it's making fun of shit marketed to tourists, where there are often low-effort, shoddy cashgrabs
>>6003779If you don't think this is the coolest shit ever then you are retarded or something
>>6003333Just have a coffee you sick fucks
>>6003785this is literally one of the most retarded things I've seen in a while. instead of just getting a bottle from the vending machine you get that stupid paper bottle shit, bring it to the vendor, pay, get a stupid card to use on the vending machine.there are like 3 unnecessary steps here and you my friend are quite frankly queer and retarded
>>6003794I think you may be incapable of recognizing sarcasm.
>>60037791000x worse than a receipt for a donut
>>6003779>I like taking 3 more steps to get my drink from a vending machine where it's 1 step in every other country
>>6003632TIL Americans getting bitter at the ever decreasing standard of living
>>6001527That is fucking retarded I would rather spray whipped cream directly into my mouth
>>6003797that might be true
>>6001678This is excellent advice in 2050 given the current trajectory
>>6003779Even the ghetto spic corner stores keep it in a fridge you can open without doing all that.
>>600152734.647661, 135.383341
>>6001734it made me stop half way throughbut I'm a contrarian
>>6003779holy basedthe future is finally here
>>6001532Yep, that's a thing in Japan
>>6001529I'm always afraid to travel because of niggers.
>>6003779I was laughing at this webm until he unscrewed the cap and it came completely off. Europe sucks dick.
>>6004635I seriously don't understand why the fuck that cap shit was even allowed, like who the fuck is tossing the cap or bottle but binning the rest?
>>6001528this looks like its made purely for porn movies
>>6004672People attracted to the tourist traps of southern Europe, from what I understand.
>>6004459isn't this the sacred Mecca stone pussy?
>>6003797sarcasm through text is hard without some type of hint
>>6004672nobodyit was just stupid shit to make jewish bottle machine maker company earn money selling new machines
>>6001735;lol'd
>>6003791coca cola is far better and more efficientmilk sobers you up instantly, if you can stomach it
>>6003765what was the use in pointing it out? how has your life changed now as a result? why do you feel the need to make comments like this? it just seems like a huge waste of time.
>>6003333Everyone knows why you would really pay for that service.
>>6001658They have these in India, but it just clones your phone and steals all your data.
>>6005633For what, an happy hour ballbusting with one of the lady ?
>>6005646>Indians when they suddenly get 300GB of gay furry porn uploaded to their server
>>6001532I was blown away by how nice everything is when I went there. Construction on the bike path and when they saw me coming they moved all their things for me and apologized profusely for the mess as I passed. Almost brought a tear to my eye, in the US everyone is such a piece of shit to everyone else
>>6002845What is this "can"? I need to forage for my food in the wilderness.
>>6001527that rim looks sharper than fuck
>>6006961thats pretty good
>>6006961>the only use for artists after AI takes their jobsThis is the future they chose and deserve>Thanks, but no tip for you, wagie!
>>6003591Really depends on the pay.I know about Japan's nightmarish job market and low wages, but the job itself isn't that bad if you have no qualifications or if you're looking for a relatively stress-free job.>clock in>play audiobook>walk around and do stretches between flight arrivals>hang around a random VC on trooncordAll you need is comfy shoes because of all the standing. Really, it all depends on the pay.>>6001658I agree, you can clearly see the difference in standards between potentially fatal mechanical machines designed by engineers and gadgets designed by whatever retard designed, tested and implemented this.>>6001622audible kek
>>6003785good bait honestly, you deserve more replies
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