>>6013334
typical poltard

>>6013334
Damn I didn't know Mike Stoklasa likes that gay ass show

>>6013334
He's right, self talk shmelf talk. Fuck the internet people.

>>6013334
Average /vt/ user

>>6013334
I don't think this is an actual genetic disorder this is just what happens when you let children grow up with cartoons instead of other people my hero academia fans talk like deku too for example also the mother is a cunt for recording this

>>6013340
>t. ranny

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>>6013363
I think it's a mix of both honestly. My brother has autism like this. We grew up with the same circumstances, watched the same shows and played the same video games (especially Beavis and Butthead/Adult Swim, and GTA: San Andreas/Halo) and he acts just like that with the weird speech, hand gestures, and overall awkwardness. My parents had him at 35 and me at 37 so I think that's a big factor. He's just a big child with intellectual disabilities, such as not being able to understand complex ideas or math. I'm a CPA and he pushes shopping carts still, but he's happy and that's all I care about.

>>6013334
i was diagnosed with autism, but compared to these people I am very high functioning. I hate the term, because it feels like they stick autism on every person that displays a wide variety of traits (that is autism), but this label is so broad it feels meaningless in a medical context and in my life. As far as I know I'm just extremely WEIRD and socially incompetent (despite practice). I couldn't imagine navigating life as a low functioning "autist" (label[447])

>>6013408
My dad is autistic, he's a somewhat socially awkward software engineer who just likes eating the same breakfast and doesn't like loud noises. My cousin is also autistic but it's much more outwardly obvious, completely obsessed with cartoons, unable to hold a job and can hardly even leave the house most days. Yet they were both diagnosed with Asperger's back when the diagnosis was still given.

>>6013363
I think it is an actually mentally retarded man, and that you're too young and inexperienced to know what an assisted living facility's laundry room looks like.

Either that or you're the retard that thinks normal people have 6 washing machines in their home.

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>>6013408
My grandfather was mid-functioning autistic, but somehow managed to fight in WW2 Europe and score the nicest tradwife in the world. They got married at 25, had 4 kids, and never separated, dying within a year of each other at 94.
Miss them so much. But if he can do it, so can you. Never give up hope, anon, you can do it!

>>6013408
I've said pretty much those same thing and people get super offended until I ask them if someone who poops in diapers all day is the same as someone who likes chicken nuggets and sonic a little too much. They normally conceed that autism should be broken up if they think about it for just a couple seconds.

It's a good experiment to see how retarded most people are (as of we didn't know) and how any thought outside the norm is met with extreme skepticism initially

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>(label[447])

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>>6013338
im still undiagnosed but this guy is basically me and i had to realize it the hard way
things were confusing as fuck for a long time, why i couldnt make or keep friends, why people would randomly be upset with me for 'just talking' (still happens all the time), taking things too literally, getting really snappy/short with people over sounds/noises they were making (chewing sounds are the worst)
but being an older autist isnt so bad after putting in the annoying work to figure out what the fuck was going on and learning to cope with my social deficits (mostly by faking it, until it became a habit)

>>6013415
im like your dad, but a system admin, and eat the same thing for breakfast (and most other meals) every day, feels weird not to :<

>>6013334
Leave Mike stoklasa alone

>>6013794
baap baa baap

>>6013781
>muh self-diagnosis

>>6013781
What's with the little head shake? Tic or stim? What's he trying to shake off?

>>6013781
Yessss, absolute legend.

>>6013342
>>6013794
>Prosopagnosia (Face Blindness)
Prosopagnosia is a condition where you struggle to recognize faces or can’t interpret facial expressions and cues. It usually happens because of brain damage, but some people have it at birth. Treatment focuses on underlying causes or helping you adapt so you can recognize people in other ways.

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>... how well he's doing it.

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>>6013334
it's my fear that I'm just like this and not self aware enough to realise, I've never been diagnosed but I know something ain't right

>>6013860
>the joke
.
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>you're head

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>>6013901
>>6013919
Miss this legend
Hope he's not getting raped in prison

>>6013808
It basically works like this >>6013890.
You spend long enough knowing that something just ain't right that you can be pretty confident it's autism. Especially nowadays when you can access a wealth of information by just typing a couple of sentences into Google and reading for an hour or two. Then once you're pretty certain you go to a psychologist and they run the tests, but that also costs 2000$ iirc so it's a bit prohibitive for some people and you just run with "I'm PROBABLY autistic".
It's kind of like when you wake up in the morning feeling like shit so you think "ah damn, I've probably got the flu". You've self-diagnosed. Then you go to the doctor and they check you over and say "yeah man, you've got the flu". But if you don't go, maybe you've actually got covid and not the flu.

>>6013531
That's not autism, that's just soi.
He even must have a fancy high paying job to pay for all that

this is actually bullying

>>6013813
I'm not too sure. The sound maybe? I feel maybe hearing the calls he made on the mic was somewhat disorientating, even though he's the one making them.

>>6014049
Same thing
His mommy and daddy pay for it, look him up

>>6014042
>why did you take it litterally?
Bro youre in an autism thread.

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>>6013334
I'd tell her to shut up too and get the camera out of my face.
Dude was upset his internet stopped working so he's doing laundry, what the hell is her problem?

>>6014201
What

>>6014203
What the fuck

>>6014201
>>6014203
Whenever I think I'm starting to get the plot, he eludes me. All I know is, he's horny.

>>6014201
>>6014203
>>6014228
>>6014229
Damn, he's just acting. Actually a super normal dude who probably gets pussy. Tattoos are a dead giveaway: autists are usually extremely pain-averse
https://www.tiktok.com/discover/miloscrazylife2

>>6013343
Kek

>>6014233
I'm the other way around. If a person thinks about pain in a specific way, it becomes more like a fact and less like a sensation.

>>6014075
Too late, I've already depicted you as a real ogre and me as the well-groomed mongoloid

>>6013781
>im still undiagnosed but
Fuck you faggots. Go get your diagnose or stfu. You self-diagnosed fucktards are what makes normies not take actual struggling autists seriously. Cuz to them half of the world got adhd or autism by now. I put my crayons in a certain order, oh gosh I must be autistic. Fuck you bitch, you're just an attention whore looking for validation.

Praise yourself for not having the glorious audhd combo where your life exists out of either sleeping or be so fatigued that you should be sleeping.

>>6014327
drip

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>>6014459
hopefully you read the rest of what that post said, im 42 and its been a long painfully lonely road to arrive here
why should i go get a 'youre an autist' sticker from the doctor anon, what good is that going to do...will that change anything at all at this point?

>Praise yourself for not having the glorious audhd combo where your life exists out of either sleeping or be so fatigued that you should be sleeping.
heh, yah that was me too and that was a problem for quite a while, routine and a strict diet helps a lot, no wheat/bread, pretty much a paleo diet
interestingly enough, they've done studies on non-verbal autists on a ketogenic diet, and they end up becoming verbal after a while on the diet and overall are easier to manage because their outbursts seem to lessen in frequency and intensity

>>6014330
>>6014327
>>6014075
are downies honorary autists

>>6014539
No, they're lovable and usually pretty cool.

>>6013901
>my mom will kill you
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

>>6013781
Damn.
Save some pussy for the rest of us, bird autism kid.

>>6014233
>autists are usually extremely pain-averse
Not quite. Autism is a spectrum, and that includes sensory sensitivities. Some may be unusually hypersensitive in some areas but hyposensitive in others.

>>6014516
I think the problem people have is the phrasing. You're saying "still undiagnosed" as if it's definitive. You could always say self-suspecting, or simply that you have traits resembling autism. In reality you're either autistic or you're not, but without a thorough assessment there's no real way to confirm it.

>>6013894
Oh fuck, I'm retarded too, Mommy!!

>>6014577
the full rant is legendary

I just self-isolate at this point.
I've tried so many times to force myself out there and act normal and no matter what if I engage with anybody beyond brief transactional conversation I just end up offending or weirding people out.
It's either "be yourself" and unintentionally upset people or be super vigilant and end up saying nothing with awkward silence.
Recently blood has been showing up in my stool and I'm not bothering to get it checked. I'm tired and done.

>>6014209
Most mothers become attention-seeking whores when they have a child who's retarded. Since women only care about their own emotional wellbeing, they see it as a way of coping.

>>6013336
>3 kids
>all dysgenic
How does this happen?

>>6013813
He's just being playful and acting as if he's dissatisfied with his birdcalls, which is funny because they're impressive.

>>6014721
Why bastard bitch jannie delete this?

>>6013363
Since autism is a “spectrum” it could be anything from mental retardation to just not understanding social queues and norms. The retarded ones are most likely genetic or some form of major chemical/physical damage to the brain.
Those that just don’t understand social norms are probably just those that didn’t socialize enough with peers when they were young children. I think that excessive media consumption (books, tv, computers or smartphones) could be an issue that can “create” high functioning autists IF it caused/enabled them to not socialize enough IRL when they where young children.
IMO retarded autists and socially awkward autists should NEVER been lumped together into the same label. The massive increase of autist diagnosis made the Karen types think that retarded kids are becoming far more common then they actually are, leading to the stupid discourse of “x thing causes autism” with almost no strong evidence being routinely popular to be unquestionably believed.

>>6013901
There's no way he listens to sonic youth

>>6014719
She seems like a chaperone not a mother

>>6014733
I deleted it myself because I made a mistake lol

>>6014516
To arrive where? You're just as autistic as Karen from the supermarket. You're not a psychatrist, you dont have access to the official testing equipment, you could be just using the self-diagnose as an excuse for your behavior, you could have another condition but you dont know cuz you didnt get tested.

Ive been on a low carb high fiber for many years, I eat healthier than 99% of gumans around me. I dont eat goyslop, sweets, pie, nothing. dont drink anything else but water and thee. As nutrition is my special interest.
Stoo reading shit in the internet and assume it makes you a professor in everythint

>>6013901
FACTS!

>>6014203
>>6014201
based theater kid

>>6014050
your mom's bullying

>>6014233
>autists are usually extremely pain-averse
hah!

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how do you do, fellow retards

>>6014042
There is no joke. Two people literally saw hair that reminds them of RLM's Mike and thought blurting out that internal thought would be funny. The man looks nothing like Mike, acts nothing like Mike and sounds nothing like him. The hairstyle alone only slightly resembles Mike's.
Even if the man looked exactly like him, it wouldn't make the comment funny or useful in any way.

>>6013334
The guy is autistic, sure, but from what it looks like, he just wants her to shut the fuck up and leave him alone.

He got taught how to control himself, he's controlling himself, and shes badgering the fuck out of him.

>>6014952
>eligible for support
What do you actually get then?

>>6015036
>1992
Not much, from memory. I think my parents were determined to keep me in normal school and otherwise just try to manage my abhorrent behavior.

>>6014516
>haha yea, I experienced that too, it's because you don't do this thing that I do
go fuck yourself.

>>6014719
The obvious assumption here is that they are not all related and the woman is simply looking after them.

>>6013336
I'm fine with retards but for the love of god and all that is holy do NOT let one eat around me, I will get nauseous

>>6015003
Shut up Mike, yes you do look like that

>>6014233
Linoel Messi has autism and tats

>>6014045
That's pretty sick though.

>>6014209
>what the hell is her problem?
She wants to make content out of the poor guy

>>6014577
Autistic people like anime because it has exaggerated expressions which are easy to read and not mentally exhausting to process.

>>6014580
The problem is, a diagnosis is just someone else's opinion. Just because somebody has formal training doesn't mean they know better, or that they are more intelligent or more discerning. Most people are frankly, dumb as fuck. Degrees and training don't change that.

At the end of the day, you know yourself best. You have the most experience and knowledge of yourself. If you spend years researching this stuff, then self diagnosis is absolutely valid.

There's no such thing as a definitive autism test.

>>6013334
>Self talk, shmelf talk!
Stealing this. thank you autistic king

>>6015056
>your autsim isnt real like mine is
chill the fuck out and post some webms in solidarity, its not a contest

>>6014819
eh...see this anons second response >>6015223
and if i'm not allowed to use the internet to look things up and gather information, what should i do anon?
then where should i go discuss what information was found? youtube comments? discord? fucking REDDIT lmao
i know social stuff is hard, but im just having a discussion based on personal experience

>>6015242
your neurology is your business, just don't downplay others' experience with your "it's just your diet bro" bullshit

>>6013901
>if people kill me people will riot
bruh

>>6013886
It's actually crazy that the planets aligned such that somebody recorded this random news story to VHS, never taped over it, and presumably recognized Chris-chan well enough to convert and post this somewhere so many years later

>>6013334
this manner of speaking is being retarded, not autism

>>6013531
Nice room, but fuck all that light show crap

>>6014695
Show some more love to yourself and visit a doctor

t. not a Doc visitor

>>6014735
Why? Can you not grasp that people you don't like also like things that you like? He's probably even better at an instrument than you.
https://youtube.com/shorts/z7j9Ga4bidk?si=h_lWo6FJHk5I6AV9

>>6014952
Read this in the context of him just being a Chad.

>>6014042
>you are head

>>6013781
Genuinely neat little talent. Good for this little autistic goober.

>>6013886
Chris was destined for what became of him. Every little domino fell in place until it became what it is and what it was. Incredible specimen.

>>6013886
>>6015311
>>6015431
>"you're actually a woman now, go have sex with your mom"
>Ok

>>6013336
This is who you're arguing with, on this hellhole of a site.

>>6015350
>your head when
>the joke

>>6015311
I agree but probably what makes the most sense here is the family themselves taped it and that's why it was kept

>>6015274
you're projecting and reading into things too much (happens), thats not even what i said or could be implied by what i said
i'm just speaking about my personal experience and you're being a dick head trying to imply some weird shit
its really not a contest

maybe you wanna tell us what your latest obsession is instead?
mine is the aqueducts all over europe that romans built, and then all the engineering marvels that came from having free flowing water into their cities
they even had stone clocks and calendars (combo unit) that were in city centers that were powered by water that came in from the aqueducts
fascinating engineering to say the least
oh oh oh, and they even had the first vending machines for wine. did you know that??
you would pop a coin into a slot, and the weight of the coin would push down a lever that dispenses the aforementioned wine until the angle was too steep, then the coin would slip off and stop dispensing
please reply for more fun facts about aqueducts and roman engineering

>>6014952
>excessive willpower, overrides any compromise
99 missed calls from Nietzsche

>>6015391
Hannah seems like my type.

>>6015522
>having interests is le autism
If anything having short lived obsessions is closer to adhd

>>6015522
>its really not a contest
>proceeds to write a "look how autistic i am" walltext

Does it count as being autistic if you overheard coworkers talking about you being autistic or is it just a joke?

>>6013334
I don't act or talk like this but I'm afraid I might be walking like this and not notice..

>>6014050
This is a clinical study.

>>6015643
Happens to me too. Normalfags use "autistic" as a shorthand for quiet, weird, awkward, etc.

>>6015643
Now the word used is "autistic/autism", 2 decades ago is was "retard/retarded".

>>6015660
It's because "retarded" became taboo, but it's making a comeback.

>>6015667
> picking grass while making lawnmower revving noises
boomer in training

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>>6015626
you two are quite the projectionists
i did ask about yours, and still curious, or you could just continue to be a massive faggot

>>6015613
we went over that already and that's just the most recent obsession
there ares still all the others, and the main one too

>>6015683
looks like franklin's house from GTA 5

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>>6014952
Hugh Mongus

>>6015710
Are you trying to make me fucking kill myself anon? Is that it? Do you fucking hate me?

>>6015692
I'm not even autistic. Go to a doctor and get a diagnosis otherwise nobody will take you seriously. That's just how it is.

>>6015736
oh, you think i care
thats silly

>>6013901
He blinked once that whole time

>>6015731
Highest stakes game of Simon Says ever.

>>6015742
You sure seem to care that nobody accepts your self-diagnosis. Why does everyone have to be "autistic" nowadays? What's so bad about being a socially awkward neurotypical who prefers routine?

>>6015760
Just some context here: "Nowadays" is because Asperger's as a separate term no longer exists. High functioning autism used to be under that label. It got rolled in, thus the increase.

>>6015760
Shut the fuck up idiot. You're the dumbest cunt in this whole thread and you aren't even autistic. Just good old fashion stupid.

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>>6015692
Can somebody PLEASE make a gif of *walks up to him*?

>>6015661
respect to this fallen soldier

>>6013781
Damn that was based.

>>6015667
>tfw no retarded cutie ehnehnehnehnehnehne gf (of age of course you sick fucks)

>>6015673
i used to do this with garbage trucks when i was a kid

>>6014201
>>6014203
Incredible acting, this manages to activate my bodies fight vs flight response.

>>6015731
To this day I don't know why this retard did not just lay down on his stomach in starfish position and told the cop that he will not move anymore and that the cop with his retarded instructions should go fuck himself. Bonus points for teasing him and saying "Go ahead, shoot a non moving person that lays flat on his stomach, I bet the bodycam footage will be an easy one for you to explain in court." If some psycho manlet mutt cop would yell at me that he will shoot me if i don't follow each of his 8 instructions at once to a tee while moving, I and everyone with half a brain would simply go into shutdown mode, and do absolutely nothing anymore. Like, to get unharmed out of this situation he literally had to do nothing at all, and he managed to fuck it up by doing something.

>>6015873
His mistake was thinking police are meant to help people. Little did he know, they see the public as the enemy to be subjugated.

tbf though the guy was supposedly waving a realistic airsoft gun from his hotel window so the cop probably just got super jumpy and full of adrenaline thinking he stumbled on a potential mass shooting.
still clearly a bad shoot and was arguably murder.

>>6015713
why are australians such crybabies?

>>6015873
he would have died if he did that too. this nigger zogbot wanted him dead

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>>6015894
also the guy was drunk as fuck
not exactly clearest state for thinking

>>6013794
t. face blind anon
That's clearly Rich Evans

>>6015679
Based

>>6015655
>tfw I haven't laughed this hard at any media in the past 20 years
Based autist, at least he's happy

>>6013338
What an attention whoring poser

>>6015673
Why do autistic people love trains so much? Serious question
I mean, every time I went to a (model) train show growing up, it was 80% autistic people (the other 20% was boomers and their grandkids)

>>6015692
Holy based
>tfw no dragonchad protector bf

>>6015909
What are these type of memes called? I fucking love them so much

>>6013890
Corniest horseshit I’ve ever seen, kys

>>6015223
>Autistic people like anime because it has exaggerated expressions which are easy to read and not mentally exhausting to process.
Generalise, much? I fucking hate anime precisely because of this obtuse, childish faggotry.
>There's no such thing as a definitive autism test.

>>6015709
>>6015710
it fucking kills me that im only attracted to really high functioning autists.
like those where you need a second look to see if they are autistic when they can sometimes blend in most days with ease

>>6015962
I think they call it "subtle foreshadowing"

>>6014233
>Tattoos are a dead giveaway
Yeah, that and the hypebeast bedroom and the box-fit tees

This thread is jam-fucking-packed with faker white attention whore girls. Of course.

I hate white women so much

>>6014695
>Recently blood has been showing up in my stool and I'm not bothering to get it checked
Go for a 30min walk at least 3 times a week and introduce psylium husk to your diet.
t. bloodshitter.

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>successful autist
I am the most marginalized class, shoulda been full retarded

>>6015676
>>6015678
Without a hint of irony I would keep a constant eye on him if he were my son for fear of being molested by some woman.

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>>6015283
It's true, look Rio de Janeiro.

>>6015894
>>6015903
>>6015909
Meh, I think going prone and into shutdown mode would still have been the smartest move. I mean the clip that anon posted only shows the last minute but this simon says shit was going on for almost ten minutes already and nothing he did was good enough for this psycho cop so he just escalated more. At this point he should have known that the next round of simon says with killing him if he fucked up was a 100% death sentence for him if he were to play the game. So the only winning move was not to play at all.
But yeah, as fucked as the mutt justice system is, a cop would probably get acquitted even if he mag dumped his assault rifle into a non moving, non threatening and unarmed person that is lying flat on his stomach.

>>6015750
This.
When you play "Simon says", you win or you die, There is no middle ground.

>>6013334
if my kids ever hit me with a "self-talk, shmelf talk" id put those assholes up for adoption

>>6015731
>>6015731
>>6016057
Why the fuck didn't he just arrest him when he was on the ground with his hands at the back of his head? At the same time, the autist using his hands to crawl was silly. The cop was more autistic than he is for following protocol to this extent and he shouldn't have magdumped him when a single bullet would've worked.

Was this cop discharged? I don't know how to find any articles about this because there's lots of cases of cops shooting people for not playing Simon says properly.

>>6015391
Jay is a dumb attention whore

>>6013894
I bet he is only pretending to be autistic just to feel those milkers every single day

>>6015661
What kind of faggot cop is that jesus christ

>>6015683
would let her autisticly bounce on my dick if you know what i mean

>>6015696
this was staged btw

>>6015661
osayumi, fat man...

>>6015952
>20 years
no way

>>6016131
I'm 34
Yes

>>6015348
>excessive willpower, overrides any compromise
>prefers to be and play alone
>does the same thing over and over again
>he does not approach others, THEY must initiate interaction
>seems uninterested in the feelings of others
>does not look at people when talking to them
>often interrupts or talks rudely
>sometimes uses your hand as a tool to get what he wants
but anon he IS a chad