Do your worst.
le epic dark humor anon
>>6013680:'(
>>6013891>the baby spinning through the air
>>6013891The grim reaper bowling alley is actually sick
>>6013680just like me...
can't get any darker
>>6013862Someone have the original?
>>6013590
>>6013797
>>6014121Even, the sandy hook promise
>>6013891>if you have sex They knew.
>>6014156I thought the original had the part at the end where the song plays "all the other kids with their pumped up kicks", that's the one I wanted
>>6014140KEK
>>6013797this but vergil from dmc
>>6014097always wondered where the audio is from
>>6013680
>>6014097>>6014540>Masked Ball (1999 Extended Mix) ยท Jocelyn Pookhttps://youtu.be/fHRLoVmPeLU?si=d44K961-sYcxbmT5
>>6013862>>6014121>>6014199 checked
>>6015690
>>6013580
>>6015690That's the one thanks
>>6013922kek
>>6013862This meme is how i found out about kmfdm. Anyone have the stray bullet edit of this?
>>6016236No, KMFDM sucks.
>>6016249No doubt about it. Kmfdm sucks.
>>6013922
Anybody taking their kids Trick-or-Treating later?
>>6016276Normalfags, get out.
>>6013617god those dogs are so fucking uglytiny beady eyes, misshapen mouths, weird ears
>>6016276Holy fuck that tie clipI NEED one
>>6016327
>>6015670Man, this takes me back...>"Do you know why I pulled you over?">"Because I was speeding?">"No! Because you're black!"Comedy genius.
What do you call a million politicians at the bottom of the Marianas Trench?A good start.
>>6016327huh? spitting image is back?? or is this a knock-off
>>6017088I don't get it
>>6014142holy kek
>>6015690>>6013862Many years ago, we had a whole thread on wsg with edits of this video. There used to be a vietnam war version, too. The creepy kid is wearing an M1 helmet and looking at vietnam maps in the library.When did the original even come out? It must have been when we still had the 4mb limit.
>>6017017heh
>>6016283The darkest humor.
>>6017883Harry Hood-ini
>>6017977I can hear in this faggots pronunciation he is a gaijin and he sounds fat
>>6016941What is this from? I've seen in on here forever, but never knew what the source is.
>>6016262I don't get it I don't go on shitter
Dark Batmanhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=hrtrA38WHjU
>>6017374https://youtu.be/KZr7XkFZJcw
>>6019606neither do i (never have) but surely you can tell what's going on from the context
>>6019606Shadman is an artist that draws degenerate things.
>>6019606>>6020818Tell me you're a zoomer tourist newfag without actually telling me you're a zoomer tourist newfag
>>6021126He was a hero once and now a cautionary tale...
>>6021581Lol was this from before or after he got arrested for armed robbery?
>>6016316lol faggot
>>6021161i didn't type that i didn't get it, i typed that i don't use twatter.rcp faggot
>>6019457It's a short film called "Tune for Two" (2011), directed by Gunnar Jรคrvstad. Was viral on YT in those days ("Mahna Mahna Killer (HD) 2011") and considered funny by some:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44NQkFJaEuE
>>6022915Cheers, anon; you are a gentleman and a scholar.
>>6013891Faggots couldn't even manage this
>>6014097this is just awful.thanks
>>6013891>If you have sexI think we're safe guys, thank God
>>6014142Someone please post the Mordin Solus trans autopsy
>>6016316No you don't. Stay in school, and don't do drugs.
>>6017146It's too subtle of a joke for you
>>6022220Wait, he was arrested for robbery? I thought that he'd be tried for what he had drawn lmao
>>6023861No, drawing is still protected under the first amendment (unless you make fun of the current president I guess). He had a run in with the law when he was in Switzerland for that, but not in the US.More recently he got arrested for aggravated assault.
>>6024296>tfw can't even mention the word "suicide" anymore let alone pantomime it because it's "le triggerino"I want to go back
>>6018261Show hands saar
>>6016255lmao you can tell he had to reign himself in there
>>6019606>>6020818zoom zoom, retards.
>>6017146Formerly Chuck's.
>>6018261SAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!
>>6024358>>6025072You retards, I am not defending india, its a literal shithole full of "people" who are worse than niggers. I can also talk shit about the fat fucking american with bad pronunciation.
>>6025068don't quote me bitch.see:>>6022748
>>6013891the highest transmission rate is by receiving anal sex, (so much so that other methods are not worth discussing in comparison), with someone who has a high viral load, without condom, is one in seventy two.not with a condom. not with someone who has hiv. full blown aids and the cum is full of aids.(it takes about 4 weeks from initial infection to be detectable (blood donation is unusable after 4 weeks incidentally))anyway, the point was that if everyone simply had unprotected sex with a non proven negative person fewer than seventy two times then statistically aids would just die out.but i guess thats an impossible ask.
>>6024296With the laughter.
>>6025926This feels safer and I can enjoy it more. I've let it loop like 20 times cause the anticipation for when it's time to laugh is really enjoyable, although, I wish it was shorter so the laughter happens sooner.
>>6025498>anyway, the point was that if everyone simply had unprotected sex with a non proven negative person fewer than seventy two times then statistically aids would just die out.According to your own statistics let's say everyone just does it 60 times of 72. That's still a 60/72=85% chance
>>6013655Lost
>>6016257Dubai reflex.
>>6015670retarded policeman was the best series ever made. I still sing the intro sometimes. "It's the retarded policeman, that's me"
>>6022644I love Sark
A classic.
>>6016257lol I can't even imagine how many cumshots you'd have to take for that to be an automatic reaction.
Does anyone have that webm of norm mcdonald asking some guy about a joke andd the guy says something about a black professor not being able to figure out the answer to 2+2?
>>6022748It being on twitter has nothing to do with the joke you fucking newfag.
Would you rather have your daughter win an "All Expenses Paid" trip to Dubai or have to pay for her own hiking trip alone in Morocco?
>>6032501
>>6013580This dark enough?
>>6033303>jokes about abortion>the jewess starts making bedroom eyes at him
>>6033327That's Sarah Silverman. She's one of the only actually funny female comedians.
>>6021576Didn't he go to literal prison for no-no drawings?
>>6019457Unironically Sesame Street.https://youtu.be/TbZ_hTEOKZc
>>6017631>smoke alarm beepsFucking hell lad
>>6033435No, he went to jail for a completely unrelated assault or something. The controversy about his drawings was a nothingburger by the twitter mob.
>>6033544Checked, much thanks loremaster anon
>>6024422Well, I for one, do hope they shot the movie in order of scenario.
>>6017828Nope.We getting a new Mummy with Fraser baby!!!
Anyone got the one where spongebob falls into a fan and sprays blood on squidward's face?
>>6031308oh fuck no
>>6031308this and "baby fuck baby fuck its awiiight" have left no small amount of horror scarring on my brain
>>6016255ist des vincent am ende?
>>6033170This video got around in Russia and some other Russians found these dudes and beat the fuck out of them, killed the guy spinning the grandma
>>6032501>>6033062Artie Lang
>>6033026Smart kidDubai is a shithole
>>6033569
>>6025498What if we just kill all the gay men? (Presumably dykes aren't a factor here)
>>6034454Hey now, it's great if you're extremely tacky. Think about all the arabs you get to deal with!
>>6034434and then the granny clapped
>>6035042This is why you only drink fluids at a table
>>6035160Not joking, look it up RUSSIAN GRANDMA SPINNER orPyccะบaั ะฑaะฑะบa ะฟpัะปะบa
>>6034454Dubai is only a shithole if you are a poor third world immigrant with no skills, talent or education. It speaks volumes about you if you consider Dubai as shithole
>>6035156Thats rich coming from American, British or white tourists in general. Tacky, Nuisance and Obnoxious are the words usually used by locals to describe white tourists that flock to Thailand and other SEA countries
>>6033330Sure thing, freier moshe. That goblin neanderthal fridge body is as funny as non functioning doorbell
>>6035308>>6035311Thanks for your input Muhammad, don't you have a goat to be fucking?
>>6035042Reminds me of a job interview I had at a convenience store once. I showed up early, got thirsty, went to the cooler for a drink. 20 oz drinks were $1.75, I had $1.50, but I saw that just one cooler to the left were 2 liter bottles for 99 cents. So, I walked into the interview with a half-full 2-liter bottle like an absolute madlad because I didn't have enough in my pocket for a 20 oz. I'm not sure if that was a contributing factor in me not getting the job, but whatever.
>>6016255I love how you can see him double-thinking his decision to say it as soon as the words escaped his mouth
>>6035311Everyone who complains that Americans are too loud and friendly, smiling and laughing too much, how fucking sad is your country?
>>6014142please post the Vergil one
>>6015694kys
>>6017374Best thing I ever saw was when that video was first posted, somebody posted the kid doing finger guns and said "Check em" and it got trips
>>6028042The problem is that it's not MY dick in Sophia's mouth. :-(
>>6022644Zoomies will never understand what they missed with Machinima
>>6034928KEK
>>6026176No, the chance to roll a nat 1 at least once in 60 rolls of a 72-sided die is only 1-((71/72)^60)=56.8%
>>6037023Whats the fucking jokeFucking retarded brits
>>6026176if the chance is less than 100%, sustained over a significant period of time, it will eventually disappear.
>>6013580Does anyone have that meme from Home Alone where the kid opens a postal looking happy and surprised, with the caption: "When you check the Wikipedia page of a celebrity you hate" And the video shows the line "Born Jewish"
>>6033145How have I never heard this before? Thank you Anon, you've changed my life.
>>6033330LMAO who was your mohel?
>>6013674is this that german dude who an hero'd the lufthansa plane?
>>6016262>Arby's waifuI assumed someone was going to post out some blown out pusy
>>6025919A...a baboon heart?
>>6035308Its a middle eastern dump, you like it so much, you fuck off there
>>6037408You didn't have the attention span to finish the webm, did you?
>>6037408bait?
>>6037534glows
>>6035308 #I recently learned Dubai's foreign population is 94% and 88% of the UAE overall. That's incredible. Says a lot about you as a "country" when you walk around the street and only 1 in 9 or 10 people are your fellow citizens the rest being indentured slave laborers with a few foreign specialists mixed in to keep the lights on. What do the Emiratees do, exactly? Some fake government job? Nothing?
>>6038409classic
>>6016294You are retarded.
>>6038494You are retarded.
>>6033026Can I just sell her as a slave?
>>6035469Keep protecting Avi you kid - raping piece of shit
>>6035040Jews will find this webm very funny but will be disappointed by the lack of blood and gore
>>6038672Kid raping? Hey, leave the president out of this!
>>6023777nice trips of truth
>>6013590You sick fuck what is wrong with you
>>6034434>>6035252>look it up>it happened in Romania>he might've received a ยฃ30 fine>nothing else happenedNot sure why would you expose your own lies like that but okay.
I'll just leave this here.....Hands down the best marathon of dark jokes ever aired https://youtu.be/jZe_MSp4THc?si=-iZoNnkX-y10cA2q
>>6038356kek
>>6033145just saying, you made a new frank hayes fan
>>6041981:D
>>6038409There's a game you'll really enjoy called "Spec Ops: The Line". Unfortunately you don't shoot anywhere enough muslims in it.
>>6043369But you get to introduce quite a few to Willie Pete.
>>6043369Lol that sux br0 hehe. I hope you get to shoot digital Muslims to your heart's content while your homeland gets pillaged and your pathetic parasitic race finally dies out with a whimper to go to hell forever
>>6016294what are you talking about, thats a cute dog
>>6015690pumped up kicks was me an my ex gfs song. i miss being 14 sometimes.
>>6033145sounds like shit and is shit.
>>6043422
>>6043369yeah i was thinking about it but it seems a bit dated
>>6043425get off this board fakecel
Father make the torment end
>>6043769You know how to end it my son
>>6043645If you are the kind of fag who cares about "muh graphics" you just need to neck yourself right now.
>>6043892Those older ONN clips were something else
>>6043906No way., No fucking way. I refuse to believe it.
>>6016306Gilbert gottfried is insufferable. Ive never once laughed at his stuff.
This entire thread seems like it's being run by facebook boomers.
>>6045304https://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-16/san-francisco-crash-airline-sues-over-racially-offensive-names/4822346
>>6035488I found your story interesting, anon.
>>6044444Great digits fren :)
>>6033330wow what a dumb bitch
>>6044444QUINTUPLE DIGITS OF TRUTH!!!
>>6044444Witnessed.More than that I miss the time where there was actually non political comedy like this clip. Just funny shit, without the nowadays obligatory mixing in some gay shit about current events or social commentary.
>>6015686Sounds something that Herzog would pick for a documentary
>>6033430Sold in all good New York retailers
>>6026906What is this from? Google is fucking useless.
>>6038831Which president you fucking moron
>>6033170This spins the babushka
>>6046646https://youtu.be/74BzSTQCl_c?t=10
>>6035042This clip brought an idea to my mind. People don't rewatch dashcam footage unless there's a reason. How much awesomeness was captured by one of these guys and never shared, forever lost to time?
>>6024296You can, but the problem is not people being triggered, it's advertisers trying to be as noncontroversial as possible, swinging - pun intended - the other way being overly cautious. It's capitalism, not leftism
>>6019606Holy shit, that's embarassing
>>6019606Well I had a good laugh.
>>6047038buy an ad, loser. your comics suck
>>6013655Bank teller in a wheel chair told me automatic payment would save me some legwork.
>>6043906The point of this was they lied about the passengers, then went full meme to distract.
>>6033544Surveillance state exists to provide those 'unrelated somethings'. If you piss off the wrong people you are going to jail.
>>6019606It was before your time kid.
>>6047060He's in prison and pretty sure the sites down permanently. Retard
>>6035163What kind of retarded autism is this?
>>6044444checked
>>6048350lmao, fiat currency in a nutshell
>>6034260>baby fuck baby fuck its awiiightwhat the fuck is this video
>>6049407Mai-Chan's Daily Life. It isn't a video.
>>6047087zozzle>>6022644I've seen his greatest hits compilations about a half dozen times in addition to all the times I rewatched Respawn when it was fresh and these clips still make me giggle like I'm 13 again
>>6048721No. The possession of $10 in this case was passed on accurately. The debt was repaid in full, in a funny way. In this instance, whoever possesses the $10 has at that present time $10 of spending power on their person that they can choose to do whatever they want with. Since every man has a debt of $20, each pass of the $10 denotes a half of the debt being repaid.However, if the original possessor of the $10 had passed it on just one more time, he would've been owed $10. It's funny because I saw a skit kind of like this one that really had to make me think it went something like this:>Guy buys a good worth $50 with a $100 bill>Gets $50 change back>"Oh wait second, I have a $50 bill, give me the $100 bill back.">The cashier does so Because the cashier didn't treat every exchange on an individual basis, the thief got the good for free. This is what's known as single entry accounting.
>>6036676>>6049425I missed out on this because I thought machinima was just boring cod content but seeing it today is still great fun
>>6025287i'm still amazed by how good this looks
>>6040724some people unironically believe this
>>6023789
>>6047583He's free.https://x.com/Shadbase/status/1995167031809683727
>>6013680When you think, for 15 years, that your voice is actually pretty good and manly, but then PCs and mics and recording software starts becoming commonplace so you test how you actually sound.Yea, I sound like a 16 year old faggot. Thanks life.
>>6049986Damnit
>>6013797I like how he gets more and more agitated as it goes on.
>>6038604the irony is too much for my loins to handle>when your peasant ass get sold by actual kangz n' shiet for sugar and rum
>>6025208This is on of those rare art clips I enjoyed this
>>6025029
>>6038181nice
>>6044444Witness
>>6016294>>6038494>>6043423it's called a pitbull mix
>>6051044yucky dog
>>6051044That's why it's so ugly then, shitbull ruins everything.
>>6044444>There's no I in "steam"Lost
>>6048721This would've been the same if they were exchanging gold coins. It's just a joke on mutual debts.
>>6051044thats what my dog is
>>6038594Thanks dad
>>6033062Norm was so good at coaxing others into saying funny shit. No way Lang would have offered it up on his own.
>>6031308>kissanimeI dream of better days.
>>6051059
>>6051044It's literally just a chocolate lab. Schizo.
