When Animals Attack
WATCH OUT HE MIGHT HAVE RABIES
>>6014323First circumcision, now this.
>>6014106>stand within range of a wild animal>surprised when it attacksHow weak do you even have to be to get taken out and injured by an animal's NOSE? Grow some muscles already and beef up your defenses beyond "wet noodle".
>>6014104didn't know raccoons played tag
>>6014402what do Whites and elephants have in common?they are both killed by niggers daily
>>6014401Based 'derm.
I found what Hiro has been up too.
>>6014110Wombat?
>>6014392anteaters have the claws and strength to rip you open, pretty dangerous.
>>6014323Fucking Clueless Parents. These Actors dont take the terrified children seriously and let the baby be with her mother these Fuckers also laught like Retards. I want to kill em so much
>>6014551combat wombat
>>6014102Based chipmunk fighting the righteous fight against the orcs
>>6014106>>6014107More strong wyman getting pwned
>>6014111>>6014113Ai slop
>>6014108Ruined by annoying nasally laugh
>>6014323This is what the teachers you leave your kids with are like
>>6014596>Fucking Clueless ParentsIt's narcissism
>>6014101lets get back on topic
>>6014629Kek. Geese are so goofy looking on the attack.
>>6014620Those clips are like a decade old and you already knew that
>>6014548It's nice when they combine feeding time with enrichment.
>>6014551Wombat?no that's robert irwin
>>6014596>These Actors dont take the terrified children seriously
Nani !
Watch out for monky.
>>6014401MK ULTRA SHIT ON THAT ELEPHANT.
>>6015038Did she is died?
>>6014392These guys are fucking ruthless when in that stance.
Toddlers annihilator
>>6014621Nah, seems ruined to you only because you're too easily annoyed. Many such examples in your life -- or I'm mistaken then apologies.
>>6015105>no strings on me
>>6014620both webms are like 5 years old
>>6014106>DON'T TAKE A PICTURE OF ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, HUMAN!!
>>6014111I really wanna hear the convesation between the astronaut the space agency>You wanna bring a gorrilla suit to the station? For an Experiment?
>>6015345They get supply runs all the time
>>6014531wrong and not funny, go back or even better just kill yourself
>>6014107>she falls down>magnitude 8 earthquake
>>6014531you will never be a human
>>6014531sad but true.TND
>>6015055original video doesnt cut. They pull her out emidiatly. A gook with glasses jumped after her.
>>6014418an elephants trunk is stronger than you
>>6014108Perfected by delightful nasally laugh
>>6015105Well it looks like they know what were are having for dinner that night.
>>6015105Kid lived thankfullyhttps://www.newsflare.com/video/418008/chinese-4-year-old-avoid-serious-injuries-after-being-rammed-by-aggressive-sheep
>>6015487>emidiatlyWhat the fuck is this? Turn your spellcheck back on until you learn to speak.
>>6014618
>>6015014
>>6015105that's some hardcore shit
>>6014102nigga that's nuts
>>6014114what a rascal
>>6015792>learn to speakspeaking in writing is called writing, retard.
>>6014401DIABOLICAL
>>6015014Shouldn't have hit the cuccos.
>>6016096oof
>>6014392Better hope this fucker doesn't get into a substation. They wreak havoc on electrical boxes.
>>6016861/an/ pls go
>>6016770AI slop.
>>6015520What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>>6016096arent these quills super nasty to get off?
>>6014531Hey that is off-topic because->"When animals attack"Nevermind
>>6016999Good day to wear a padded bra
>>6015105That cunt would be on the grill before sundown
>>6016999Probably just in her bra cause she didn't flinch
>>6016092All antelope are crazy They're all like "we just eat grass *wink* *wink*"
>>6014392Look at lil suspenders dooohhhhI'll give you a hug lil guy
>>6014110>When you're bombed and try to fight a lamppost but the damn thing keeps running away
>>6014104>Rico's walking out to touch the butt!
>>6016096Nigger aimed right for the nipple too
>>6017297
>>6014113Not scary at all
>>6014334Frogs are so cute
>>6015038>00:13There, my deed for the day.
>>6014334What are Pepe and Apu up to?I just realized I invented a new joke:>What is Pepe apu?>What is Apu up to?HA Ha ha h...LAUGH MOTHERFUCKER!
>>6014108Unaltered by dull nasally laugh
>>6014548Great date idea.
>>6014620You're trying too hard to fit in. Neither is AI.
>>6017052cannibalism is too easily traceable, I'd just take him a couple miles into the woods and leave him there
>>6015048kek
>>6015051You wouldn't believe if I told you..
>>6014418>>6014619Who raped you anon?
>>6016990Are you 12?
>>6018095Bombardier, you rat! You weren't using your abdomen to store delicious nutrients, you were preparing the ol' spicy thorax!
>>6018040I could fucking dominate a crocodile.
>>6015773how much brain damage
>>6014110I love big butt wombats
>>6015105Sheep anon here. Absolute retarded parents just letting their 4 year old in the sheep pen alone. Also pretty stupid to try and use rocks on the ram. My sister figured out how to stop our rams from butting us years ago. Just flip them over every time they try to pull that shit. She had to do that like 2 times with a couple of them and we have literally never had a problem with them butting ever again.
Does anybody have the webm of the feral hog that gets shot, then gets back up to charge at the hunters?
>>6017292>clean it up, janny
>>6018040I can't tell if that is AI or just dumb boomers.
>>6018286kek
>>6014418It's trunk is literally nothing but muscle.
>>6014632Lost
>>6014548Every woman who chose the bear should be put in the box
>>6019056
>>6019362Thanks
>>6014108Something happened because of the nasally laugh, but scientists are still figuring it out
>>6016088They oughtta use these guys in chop shop
>>6015048Puss In Boots: The Last Wish
>>6014108hey vegeta, what does the scouter say about the nasally laugh?
>>6019362HIGH VRIL HOG
>>6020269Both unlocked some genetic memories.
>>6019056>get spun, idiot
>>6014102Lol I'd react the same
>>6014101WHY'D HE DO IT??
>>6015105As a father, that animal needs to be fucking bled to death and its entire line has to pay Wergild.
>>6019087Dumb boomers, it made the news here in Aust.What gets me is everyone that lives around crocs knows they are smart, that dog was always going to get eaten it was only a matter of time.
>>6014101She died btw
>>6014392I know these things' claws are no joke and the reasonable solution is to slowly back away and leave them alone, but assume for a second it just doesn't desist and I'm left with no choice but to fight, realistically what's preventing me from just kicking it into the distance? Giant anteaters are called giant for a reason, but tamanduas are small, would the kick scare it off or just make it angrier?
>>6017351Am I seeing it right? Did that dog's leg get destroyed?
>>6015105As a father, that child needs to be fucking bled to death and its sires and grandsires forced to watch as the ram ravages their womenfolk. How fucking retarded can you get, you're supposed to be a farmer.
>>6020964So a cock sucking homo like you been allowed to adopt?
>>6020278It says it's nasal, not nasally
>>6018045this is just cruel
>>6021114is national slavic pastime
>>6014392>come at be bro, FAFO
>>6019056dexfags are so annoying
>>6015105kek sheep BODIED that piglet freak!
>>6018108Are you new?
>>6014101NOOOO The hugemanatee! Won't someone think of the children?
>>6015105MENTALLY ILL PIGLET FREAK BODIED
>>6015096Why did he do it?
>>6020912Looks like it.
>>6023055Striving for apotheosis.
>>6014106Based pachyderm
the setup
>>6023995the snap
>>6015467Why lie?
>>6019362very admirable. brave pig. noble beast.
>>6020910If it came down to it I would go for the punt too but it would not be my first choice, idk if that thing has good reaction time or if it could grab my foot and then we're scrapping and I don't want to scrap with it
>>6014108That nasally laugh is like a fighter jet.
>>6014632pottery
>>6015014>me booking it after taking a swing at a cuccoo
>>6014323how did this even get greenlit
>>6024436The other crocks busted his balls for years after this.
>>6016082man of all the videos to not have sound
>>6018882i used to use an empty tin bucket, fucking wham it on their heads, doesnt hurt a ram and the loud noise scared the shit out of them
>>6025092>man of all the videos to not have so-ACKPathetic.
>>6016990>he thinks punching the elephant is going to workliteral retard
>>6025057What a disturbing thing to watch while taking a shit
>>6025204now we're talking
>>6025204Raising a new generation to be scared of feathered dinosaurs.
>>6025275
>>6016082They can be real feisty little bastards those birds.
>>6014110Fun Wombat fact : They twerk predator to death when they try to enter the Wombat burrows. They slam their butt up, cracking the skull of predators against the ceiling
>>6025442
>>6015792nta but I'm esl and still understood what he meant. You should turn off your anal retentiveness.
>>6025057>Then....it starts to suckHe knew what he was doing the cheeky fucker.
>>6025442>Forsmarkkek I grew up around there, Österbybruk to be exakt. Funny coincidence.
>>6025275i've never in my life been in the same timezone as a possum, but they somehow seem like a diseased rotten rat and weirdly cute at the same time to me.what are they like?
>>6025537did you leave the house without a stick?
>>6025545They are indeed diseased rotten rats. Anyone telling you that they're somehow beneficial is either misinformed or lying.They do not eat ticks. They are not immune to rabies. Even if they were, they're still teeming with other diseases and parasites. They hiss and bite and smell awful. They are assholes. Don't get meme'd.
>>6014101thats pygmy hippo, not a hippomost people dont even know something like a pygmy hippo existswhere normal hippo is one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, pigmy hippo wont kill you on sight so you can actually touch it
>>6014502>>6014104it wanted to steal the shoe, but when the 3 moved it got scared awaystill funny
>>6014110wombats are super clingy, they will not leave you until you let them get on top of you dunno why the guy acts surprised, his first day there?
>>6014329snapping turtle, you dont touch the smooth ones, extremely aggressive, the spiky ones, aligator snapping turtles are the calm onesthose guys are no joke, can bite your fingers off
>>6015440and people think we are smarter than animalsbirds vidoes are scary, since they have almost no brain but are capable of incredibly complex planning and excution of shit a woman left in woods would be able to do
>>6025581They can't launch themselves like that though, surely?Also don't the big spiky cunts bite hard enough to break bones like twigs
>>6025564>>6025467>>6025442Men dräm till skiten så är det klart, du kan ju fan bryta dess nacke med en hand.
>>6025599Fucking kek, took me a second there.
>>6025467absolute faggot
>>6014323Holy shit a kid almost got eaten on tv
>>6025690they will fight back when provoked
>>6019351kek
>>6015094kek
>>6025467Why is he scared of protein?
>>6014106No flash photography bitch
>>6019362I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!
>>6014106>Awww, he's sweating!
>>6025599
>>6025599this isn't the first time i've seen it, but it still got me
>>6020269I love how awkward this feels, but that guy has balls
>>6025078Great pokemon concept
>>6025545Raccoon hands typed this
>>6025442What is that? Some euro turkey?
>>6026406I bet that bird takes wicked big shits
>>6026531Capercaillie, they are somewhat related.
>>6026531the cocks have some of the highest testosterone levels in the animal kingdom during mating season and will attack just about anything from rocks to humans
>>6015487Got the full video?I want to see how they fight that dolphin
>>6020269Guarantee that woman was turned on watching him do this.
>>6014392Looks like the fucking Badger Badger Badger pose.
>>6016999Yeah they are. They're rigged to easily go in, but resist pulling out. Due to this fact, they'll actually work themselves deeper with time and can even be lethal in animals if not dealt with.
>>6018108>>6025249It's pasta.Mama mia...
>>6015792ermarderaiterlay
>>6016999I had to hell remove them from her with my teeth.tripz
>>6025057>>6025531I knew what was coming, yet it still cracked me up.
>>6025514of course you did, you don't speak english and can't comprehend words that aren't spelled phonetically
>>6026421i think raccoons are nice too, but again, not a thing around here.if i had them throwing my trash around i'd probably like them a lot less
>>6026785Would.
>>6027000Bestiality is not okay.
>>6027000whatt i would do to ellie...
>>6015487ondubetubly u hohatedly afre
>>6015096>>6023055some birds just want to watch the world burn via traffic colliions
>>6017052>>6020771its deserved, the father shouldnt have let the kid in the sheep pen so they deserve suffering
>>6026554test makes you retarded, checks out.
>>6025570"Possums could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this garbage can before. There could be possums anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE POSSUMS" he thought. PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of marsupials after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he squeaked to himself, out loud.
>>6025545We had an old possum hanging around our house and sleeping in our chicken coop. My mom was suspicious over the possibility of him snacking on eggs so she picked him up, put him in the truck, drove him to the end of the neighborhood, and then dropped him off. He eventually wandered his way back. We thought we were going to have another incidental pet adoption but then a fox killed him. RIP
>>6025570>They are not immune to rabiesthey basically are though
>>6025572Wrong, that is Moo Deng, a primal deity of rage and death.
>>6015105I like how the other sheep minded their own fucking business.
>>6014632
>>6019362Unbelievably badass. Too bad that pig was certainly killed afterward.
>>6014618It’s a squirrel, retard.
>>6014365I thought this was the circumcision.
>>6027354Damn lost the kit and the drone lol
Requesting the ancient one where a cat gets the crotch of a police officer, IIRC it was a "please adopt these animals" thing on TV in the 90's.
>>6027167>wearing shorts when working with animalspersonally, i would at the very least wear the thickest jeans i could find
>>6027402The drone will be fine. I've built 10 of those things, and only one had a frame where I'd be worried about a little baby crash like that. Carbon fiber is a wonderful material.
>>6027546Mm
>>6014113That got me good lol
>>6014323Guy to the right is giving me serious Riker vibes
>>6025057HEI! How did you get this video of me?
>>6025564>Young man this is entirely unnecessarylol!
>>6014108Hitting a laugh from that nasally is like hearing concrete.
>>6025057How uncut fags fuck
>>6019087No I remember this in the news a few years ago. Some dumb shit southerners thought it was 'cute' their lil doggy could chase away gators until one day a gator said 'SNACK' and snatched it away.
>>6027772Terrifying. What the fuck is wrong with chimpshttps://web.archive.org/web/20140504205329/http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/chimp-attack-victim-loses-bid-sue-connecticut-article-1.1373108It was even born and raised around humans
>>6023997lol
>>6028117>What the fuck is wrong with chimpsThey're highly aggressive wild animals. It's like asking what's wrong with honey badgers.Bonobos are a bit more peaceful.
>>6028125Yeah but hes a primate who spent his whole life with humans This story lol>On October 19, 2003, Travis escaped from Sandra's car and held up traffic at a busy intersection; he was on the loose for several hours.[21][22] The incident began after a pedestrian threw an empty soda bottle at the car, which went through a partially open window and struck Travis while they were stopped at a red light.[3] Startled, he unbuckled his seat belt, got out of the car, and chased the pedestrian, but missed him. When police arrived, they lured Travis into the car several times, only for him to let himself out of another door and occasionally chase them around the car.[9]
>>6027760lol
>>6026098Ooooh, it is in that super horny aggressive musth state
>>6028144>Yeah but hes a primate who spent his whole life with humansAnd?Just because he spent his life around humans, doesn't mean he has no base instinct or behaviours.
>>6028144>a primate who spent his whole life with humansDunno what to tell you, anon. Nature wins over nurture.
>>6014104Did he died?
>>6014113Holy shit is this real
>>6027772>>6028117>>6028125>>6028144>>6028400>>6028416Dumbasses especially women have no concept of muscle density. It's why you see 140 lbs Karens with 170 lbs pitbulls who think they can control or hold back an animal with a predisposition to violence from attacking something else
>>6025419nice
>>6023997What's that bird? Looks like a cross between a chicken and a pigeon
>>6028607Looks like a small rooster.
>>6025599kek
>>6025599I dont get it
>>6024436>>6024944you realise that's AI shit, right?
>>6029324Says the bot
>>6028144>he unbuckled his seat beltthe mental image of that made me fucking lmao but they know how to do that? i always assumed that was a level of dexterity only humans had
>>6020910it's just like how you could technically kick a pitbull away if you're a grown man, the problem is that your foot and leg that you use for the kick will come in close proximity and will most likely get fucked up if you're unlucky. Best thing is to grab a weapon like a stick or whatever might lay around and use this, or start throwing whatever you can. We've literally conquered all animals just because we can aim and throw.
>>6018095nerve gas?
>>6019056Take that oy vespid fuck.
>>6027905in which part of the south do they talk with an australian accent?
>>6019362>plays dead>sees family in danger>CHARGEWhat a fucking chad. RIP
>>6025467lol people are such pussies
>>6014392>>6026747>T pose to assert dominanceIt's a meme for a reason.
>>6015105Wow, that was a real [spoiler]sheep shot[/spoiler]
>>6014114You let your kid watch a Jackie Chan movie one time and this is what happens
>>6030317Fairly certain the T-pose meme came well after.
>>6030642It was the original TMNT movie for my son. Nearly broke his arm trying to do a backflip. Now he's into parkour.
>>6025078>wears the exterior of its prey>>6026118>Great pokemon conceptYeah, it's called homo and it is you. Were you flicked out of the ball yesterday?
>>6023055They found out that if cars had to stop they were likely to get some treats from the drivers. Kea parrots in New Zealand
>>6015105lol based sheep>uhm actually horses sheep donkeys are smart kid safe thumbs up
>>6023055>Be smart bird>Find out the metal boxed avoid the cones>Play with the metal boxes using the conesSimple as.
>>6014108You just nassaly
>>6015105Retard parents for letting the kid just walk around thereBut if that happened to me I would crucify the ram as warning to the othersWouldn't even eat itThen I'd set it on fire while the others watched
>>6019362Ngl if I had faced him in battle, I would have been happy to die by his tuskgodspeed, boar-sama. May you thrive in the great forests above. o7
>>6025078Where is this enemy in Hollow Knight?
>>6027299YOU'VE GOT MYEEEEYYYEEEEYYYEEEEYYYEEEEESSSS
>>6028144And? Pitbulls that eat toddlers alive have spent their whole lives around humans, too
>>6030833haha hunter is homo X-DDDDD homo hunder :DDDDD
>>6027772fucking HATE monkeys
>>6031878
>>6027772>that phone callDefinitely would not want that woman with you in a crisis. Fucking useless.
