Is there anything better than fried chicken?
Now for something totally different
>>6014959Is there anything better than Macdonalds
>>6014959Are my eyes deceiving me or is that an Indian man using ustensiles!?
>>6015185Not Indian. I, too, was shocked so I looked it up.Malaysia.
>>6015496>Malaysia.huh, how is such a small country able to defeat the might of india?
>>6015575is he american or from the uk?his accent is strange(the one recording)
>>6015496Of course it was not, so my eyes were indeed deceived. Everything looked so clean, impossible to have been Indian.Thank you for prime detective work.
>>6015496>MalaysianKEK indians have to be a psyop there's no way
>>6016273yum?
>>6014959Yes but not when an Indian man handling my food.
>>6014959yeah your mom lmao
>>6015575>how hungry are you? :)>i'm not that hungry>:[every time
>>6016925crunch
>>6017341it's somehow just an awful thing to say in that context
>>6017349i've seen this video posted for a while now and i still don't know what it's suppose to be. pancake?
>>6014959a salad
>>6017349We have a competitor
>>6018501Jesus Christ nigger.Are these videos made for the shock viewing effect or they do actually suck that bad at cooking?What a waste of poorly used ingredients. I would have made a dish so much better with that.
>>6017824cooking with jack
>>6014959you can tell that he wants to use his hands so bad
>>6018584He is 100% legit.https://www.youtube.com/@paulfoster4218https://www.youtube.com/@paul4608
>>6018609That's Kay you retard
>>6018501... the fuck did i just watch
>>6018664Here's more of Kay
>>6018938And her adult son still living at home at the end of the video
>>6014959yes normal cooked chicken
>>6016270>slop >:(>slop, foreign :O
>>6016198he's likely a malaysian of muslim indian descent. reviews call the establishment "mamak" which is a restaurant or stall that serves south asian muslim cuisine. they are known for their roti canai. also located in a state that is about 10% indian.
>>6018501I can't believe it took me until the unpeeled garlic to realize it was a joke
>>6018938>>6018939S O V LOVL
>>6019713he eats out all the time?
>>6017815The guy has to be autistic.>>6019251It's just fried bird you faggot.
>>6020875You want fried bird?
>>6015575i like the loop at the endcomfy clip
>>6022217>Imagine the smell.
>>6022838The God of cookery (1996) by Stephen Chow
>>6017341How rude to say that to a man offering you food!
>>6022847is it any good? I feel like we're due for a cooking comedy movie soon.
>>6015800Sounds North American, could be Canadian or US
>>6022217They didn't gut them they still have shit in them
>>6023144I think I got type 2 diabetes just from watching this
>>6023144not that it's any better but is that little twirl the only mixing they do? so the sugar is all just sludge at the bottom of the cup?
>>6023033Never saw it I just remembered highlights.The reviews I found seemed positive, I've generally enjoyed Chow's films
>>6014959I mean I guess it looks okay for mass produced slop.
>>6015571>mangle the fuck out of a live lobster>cook and serve it with the smashed shellyeah nah
>>6016273>cutting the bag so you can squeeze some plastic into the food instead of just getting your fucking hands dirtycome on
>>6023144>skimFat makes you fat!
>>6015575>but then i'd have to shoot youThat joke just doesn't work in UK
>>6016270Is it really Asian cuisine if you don't see the animal alive first?
>>6014971vids you can smell
>>6015157do americans really?
>>6025272USA #1 for irl slop food that dogs dont even eat
>>6015571Man woks are a pain in the ass to get right. I tried making Lo Mein so any times, only once did it turn out like a chinese restaurant.
>>6026367You fell for the wok hei meme. It's only suppose to work if you have a wok station, which 99% of people won't have in their kitchen. This is also a shill thread for SEA "culinary".
>>6025272>>6026366Nice try, jeet lol
>>6025118Yea, I can smell it being my bathroom after letting out a wet one.
>>6024413>invent firearms>hurrrr it doesnt workgo get the golden ipod for school shooting high score rameriz
>>6019251I see fresh ingredients and no machines. What do you mean by slop?Easy to source, easy to do?
>>6015575Idk why the fries with peas on top looks so appetizing to me.
>>6026366offal can be delicious if prepared correctly, but chitlins (and brains) are absolute shit tier cuts, just behind eyes. literally could be eating kidney, heart, liver, or lungs, and yet they're just eating non-entity cuts that taste of nothing. so much better to use them for sausage casing desu
>>6019279>unpeeled garlicI skipped through it and he seems to be just putting ingredients he likes but unpeeled garlic goes, or can go in a lot of dishes.You are using it as a spice, not an edible. Like if you put bay leaves in a stew or sauce, as a spice, not to eat.I put unpeeled garlic, apple and fennel and anise in a roast beef, under and around the beef to soak into the beef and later the potatoes (roast potatoes)
>>6018938>>6018939While this is a bit basic with jar made sauce and not making the beef in like balled around the spjagetti, its not much different to making a tuna pasta bake as the sphagetti should moisten and form around while the beef hardens leaving what (should have been with more prep) beef meatballs with spaghetti going through them.I would have used more spices, care and better ingredients but I can see where she is coming from and what she intends to create.
>>6022217>>6024007>didn't gut themCame to post this. Not gutting or plucking them is the issue here, not that it is pigeon.
>>6024007Bruh they probably didn't even kill em, just picked them up by the side of the road
>>6028358Thje plucking is less an issue here since they feathers seem to have scorched off. the biggest problem is that burning the feathers and entrails must stink like satan's arse
>>6027017A goddamn ostrich isn't "easy to source"
>>6027238It's like they say in the video>It's simple food>Simple's best
>>6028376It is on an ostrich farm
>>6015575>oldest chip shop in the UK>owned by an indian manKEK, classic that is
>>6028923And whites are being shit on in this thread. The third-worlder shills from malaysia are working very hard!>>6018938>>6018939See how they even pick on someone like Kay.
>>6019713what a titanic faggot
>>6014959This is literally just grease.
>>6023144i went to a dunkin donuts because my power was out and i got a stomach bug that night and it was 5 days before i could eat solid food
>>6030226You had a power outage for 5+ days?
>>6025272He's British tho...
>>6026844The Chinese invented firearms though...
>>6016973>>6016974>>6025118You can't have any fresh foods with that many items in the menu. The trick is to mask the days old leftovers by deep frying it and dumping it into hot spices. You won't be able to tell the differences.
>>6014959holy shit i love india now
>>6015157america is digusting dog country
>>6031064no its malaysia
>>6026366Non stick grill on open flames?! Hello forever chemicals in food
>>6018931>best restaurant in nyc>1 michelin starinsufferable person. probably thinks Dubai is cool.
>>6018938>>6018939absolute peng fucking love spaghetti sticks i do
>>6024400i fucking hate jack black
>>6025118>be me>go to malaysia for business trip looking forward to try the food>its all the same shit, not very good.
>>6026366koreans make tons of delicious food>korean bbqnot one of them sorry
>>6014959>>6014971>>6016973>>6016974>>6019787>>6025118In my experience local Malaysian food is just not that good. For some reason even with all the spices and stuff it just tastes bland. I don't know there's just something wrong with the food there.
>>6018931>$21 for DosaI love Ameritards getting massively ripped off
>>6014959
>>6028923india has a long history with UK, i'm not surprised
>>6025272>>6031100Happy for Nigel, what a day for the fella
>>6019713If Andrew Tate thinks, I agree.If Andrew Tate speaks, I listen.If Andrew Tate orders, I obey.If Andrew Tate has a million fans, I am one of them.If Andrew Tate has one fan, I am that fan If Andrew Tate has 0 fans , I’m deadTag a mate that cooks
>>6032174>clean>speaks the language a.k.a. is assimilating>runs a business a.k.a. not on welfare>goes so far as to get a native nameIf all immigrants were like this, nobody would have a problem with them.
>>6018501terrifying
>>6018622bro hasn't posted since covidprobably dead lmfao
>>6015575mogged so hard by >>6014971
>>6018939based, she's a better cook than my mother.
>>6019713based, just think of all the retarded faggots he convinced to keep eating mcd's even though it's terrible for you and tastes like shit
>>6031840amazing.
>>6032205This guy cooks.
>>6030102You can't see the chicken, rice and other assortments on the plate you blind retard?
>>6015157Unironically no.
>>6032173okay jeet
>>6032174NHK is a left leaning globohomo propaganda device. Japan is for the Japanese. BANZAI.
>>6016273I realize there's a reason i have never heard about this.
>>6032097is he crying?
>>6032174For every minor success story like this guy, there's 10,000 south asian line cooks that don't wash their hands and fuck up basic meals. Going to basically any chain in tokyo and you'll find some of these guys cooking in terrible unsanitary conditions that the japs let slide because they work for less money than college students.
>>6031840this is food gore. don't watch.
>>6016273>>6018938>>6018939>>6031821All these women have racist tones. Mash anyone?
>>6033753propaganda really has done a number on boomers jfc
>>6033753Aw man from the thumbnail, for a second I thought it was gonna be the Sakuracon 2009 commercial.
>>6017341I mean the guy wants to show off a fuck huge ammount of his best dish to promote the place rightand the guy goes nah just make it tiny and miserable
>>6033753Look at how zealous she is while performing her Autocritique. They completely turned that poor woman's brain to mush in the span of fifteen minutes. A scene that's probably happened millions of times throughout the west over the past 50 years.
>>6024392huh? using dirty hands will remove plastic?
>>6032518I want to fuck that former manager SO BAD.
>>6014959Do people seriously travel all the way to India to eat fried chicken? What's different about it?
>>6025272>>6031100>clearly a Scottish guy in the video
>>6032712Yeah,the burger was that good
>>6035192>clearly a Scottish guy in the video>scottishlammo where are you from, retard-kun(t)
>>6019713>"Why would you waste time cooking food to eat? Time is money!">sits there watching another guy cook
>>6033753That pajeet woman needs to be put back in her place. She's virtue signaling but back home she'll be treating lower caste people in a much worse manner.
>>6017341Wanted to punch him in the back of his poser "foodie" head for saying this desu
>>6031100You know, bait used to be a bit more creative than baselessly insulting America. I guess the younger generations really are getting dumber and lazier.
>>6022217What absolute barbarism. Diversity was a mistake.
>>6023144I'll make my own drinks at home. This shit is sad.
>>6036025No way anyone's eating that nasty-looking salad. What even is that
>>6022838>The heat of the fire fist cooks the egg
>>6014971>ochazuke>we actually don't use teaLmao retards.
>>6032174Nhk is pure anti Japanese propaganda.You have more rape babies from browns in Japan than you have actually working and successful browns.
>>6031817>>6031817Sounds like a car rolling down the side of a mountain. Kind of looks like one too.
>>6032196the overwhelming majority of immigrants to the US work and pay taxes, which they often see little benefit from, utilize public services very little, and their crime rates are well below the general population, you fucking idiot. or maybe you'd rather take a poorly paid job picking berries or cutting meat or framing houses for 10-12 hours a day so we can keep all those eager foreign workers out. you fucking idiot.
>>6036873Sorry, I live in a 99% white country, you butthurt mutt.
>>6019787>jurassic themed restaurant with shit from the cretaceous periodFucking disgraceful.
>>6016270Out of all the things you can do why deep fry it?
>>6015157I want to be happy just like he is.
>>6037009have you try stuffing yourself with macdonalds?
>>6015576Fucking hell I want that. Call me fatbastard all you want but I'd want to eat that by myself at least once
>>6033753Saira is just a cunt
>>6033753>be extremely racist brown woman who hates white people>call them racist for not liking how you blatantly hate them right in front of them
>>6030226Same. Always get oat milk if you go to those places. They use shelf stable oat milk.
>>6036674Is that cat doing a door dash delivery? Is that how bad our economy has gotten that our animals have to get jobs now?
>>6032173jeets ripping off other jeets
>>6031833>>6031829isnt this dude on his 4th stroke or something. his family us begging him to change his eating but he claims its unrelated
>>6037052>have you try stuffing yourself with macdonalds?i know you think you're witty and smart but the person who eats the pie the fastest wins the car behind them>lol fat for carsyou hate us cause you ain't us
>>6034884never relaxnerve gas can get you anywhere any time
>>6015576Platters like this look great, but most of the time all the meat is ice cold by the time it gets to your table.
>>6036873>implying the pay would still be poor if there weren't millions of illegals here willing to work for poor pay
>>6033753These white women paid $2,500 each for this privilege. I'm not even kidding.
>>6037693Mental illness.
yall ready for friendsgiving???
>>6037269Stroke racing against Jack? We live in amazing times.
>>6038142Emily would clean up nice.
>>6037792If you don't hate yourself, your family, your country, your culture, humanity, and life itself then you're probably a stupid uneducated idiot
>>6038129Ayy yoo, Graham is a killerDon't turn your back to him
>>6038168>then you're probably a stupid uneducated idiotwell then, today i learnt that i'm officially retarded.thanks intartubes.what if i hate rapeapes (jeets, nigs, jews etc)? does that make me only semi-'tard?either way i don't mind>tries to lick own elbow repeatedly
>>6037009It's a rare luxury these days and quick dopamine hits don't count.
>>6038168My "mental illness" remark was referring to the people paying for it.
Thinking about trying this at home, any suggestions for potential improvements?
>>6039116Just 1 suggestion. Where he adds the mayo or sour cream (around 42 secs or so), put everything in a bigger bowl. Something huge, like a garbage bin. Then go eat literally anything else.
>>6033753>willingly paying thousands of dollars to get scolded by a brown woman for "racism"AWFLs will truly bring about the end of the west
>>6038142I'd give Emily some stuffing, if you catch my drift
>>6036895such an elegant man
>>6037269hes only had five - relax.
>>6038129yo dont invite Graham next time, he raped me in the toilet again.
>>6038129>>6038132>>6038134>>6038142
>>6035372>something is obviously not American >call it American >claim you were only pretending to be retarded when people point out you're wrong
>>6037243Also their regular milk is really bland and flavorless so you're better off getting oat just to taste something
>>6039116Yeah look up Megan’s salad or Asian chicken ramen salad. In a nutshell it’s crushed ramen packs (don’t cook) shredded cabbage shredded chicken toasted almonds coleslaw dressing and a lil sesame oil and let it sit till noodles are done
>>6039116Crushed ramen ( dont cook)Shredded cabbage (get a coleslaw kit)Shredded chicken breastColeslaw dressingToasted almonds and a lil sesame oilLet it sit till noodles hydrate
>>6037052Saar, you eat cow shit.
>>6036910lol you won't even name the country, you little faggot.
>>6014959bruh
>>6019787i don't get this. the food don't even have anything to do with the theme. it looks like halfway they just give up too. it's just a normal building they put random dino toys in.
>>6039803I don't need to. Engaging in discussions with a brownoid mutt is beneath me.
>>6037693>$2,500and no one even yelled niggerwhat a waste
>>6034357>raw corn flourjust kill me now
>>6036895does this guy only have one arm or something?>:)
>>6038132I'd bring some salmonella chicken
>>6039892One arm is useless due to a series of strokes
>>6015157That heart attack though...
>>6018931This is just bait but if there was one illustration that the Michelin guide can be corrupted, this would be it. Every single dish looks like diarrhea, fortunately I don't know any Michelin starred restaurant where it would look that bad.
>>6039545Looking at the first dish, I think he raped the turkey too
>>6036025the fact that kids that age even know what fast food is shows how shit the parenting is
its been a while since i posted
>>6040612could you not?
>>6040612Making it a sandwich is dumb but I could imagine watermelon working in some caprese variation.
>>6040612>vegans.webmmozzarella isn't vegan
>>6016973Looks clean and fairly normal for food.Is this Canada?
>>6032173It's the cheapest Michelin rated prices I've ever seen and I haven't been to one in a decade. Never had dosa at one, but everything on the menu is cheap af.
>>6031840>Jewish porn
>>6015575Why does Sheffield, England always show up in /wsg/?This isn't the best chippy in Sheffield. There are two much better. But if you want English snack food, Bieres is the best place to go - their sandwiches and pastries are to die for.
>>6034357Obama did that y'kno. Legalizing anti majority race propaganda.
>>6040767it's vegan mozzarella
>>6040612could go vegatarian but like dairy too much to go vegan
>>6040805>their sandwiches and pastries are to die for.well you can die for a sandwich/pastry if you want m8 but i'd rather die in glorious, holy battle>>6040964>it's vegan mozzarellajesus christ. oh lawd. oh jesus. reekrisyeah ok well then that's extremely gay. incalculably gay? perhaps.
>>6040614Bigger scam than the juice bag squeezer. These fucks are just selling a rock.
>>6041110Well you wouldn't want to go to battle hungry now would you?
>>6040612That's dumb when you could use something more neutral like winter melon.
>>6038129>aydengood job faygote the turkey looks nice and takes effort. pass>maddox (?)meh it ok you pass>gabbygood fuckin job girl paaass>lauraburn in hell you witch i despise you. leave this house>raquet ?wife. pass.>indianthe fucking what? bitch brought piss to match because she is the poo. go home.>joshyou lazy cunt. leave.>grammitgood boy. pass.>nellastar of the fucking show you goddamn carried desserts AND UTENSILS??? more than pass.>nadiathose salads and the bread took lots of effort. she knew itd be a shitty side dish since nobody except proana laura is gonna eat that shit but fuck if she didnt try. atta. girl. strong pass.
>>6018931i was there, it was very good. going back, someone i know said bungalo was better, what a moron
>>6041233Aww hell no
>>6038129Who knew the faggot troon brought the best dish.Also I want to fuck Rika.
>>6038132>Tranny>Jewish
>>6041115touché
>>6041389that's not a tranny that's a shapeshfter. The jaw being misaligned with the mouth is the biggest tell; no human will ever have a face that asymmetrical.
>>6019713no time or money for socks?
>>6023144>skim
>>6028358>not that it is pigeonyou know pigeons eat trash like lots of trash dude that's the the avian equivalent to eating a rat from the LA or New York sewer
>>6041114How exactly is this a scam? One costs like $30 and works exactly as advertised.
>>6041707>porous rock>put raw meat on it>"wash it">leave it out not refrigerated Huh I wonder what the problem is here
>>6032518This gave me vietnam like PTSD flashbacks. McD's is a horrible soul sucking place to work at, the only benefit is every job after feels like a vacation.
>>6041233I was expecting real rage bait, that looks like some half decent slop. Wouldn't go out of my way to make it when I could just make a lasagna, but if that's what I had in the house, I'd give it a shot.
>>6041814you'll never guess how people cure meat
>>6041814it's salt which will dehydrate most if not all bacteria killing them. it's heated first so it doesn't matter that the meat was placed raw (it cooks) and it doesn't matter that that it's "porous" because the moisture evaporates at the surface when cookingalso salt in't a even rock.
>>6042018you're still going to end up with food residue in the pores that can't be cleaned out properly unless you dissolve layers of it every time you use it. you can get food poisoning even if all the bacteria are dead.i would say it's not as much of an issue as everything else though. needing 45 minutes to just heat it up is crazy, and even then it didn't seem to perform as well as a normal pan would. there's really no benefit to using it and it's just a gimmick. you're going to spend hours heating it up and letting it cool before it can be cleaned. and then it still has the potential to just split in half for whatever reason.you'd be better off just getting a steel griddle.
>>6016270I had ostrich a while ago, it was really good. Should have kept it on the grill or smoked it instead of making a sloppy mess of it,
>>6040614Why didn't he put a sear on the steak? Is he retarded?
>>6040803Didn't see any snuff cp in that vid
>>6022217What hellhole is this? Jesus Christ.
>>6042059I don't think you understand how salt works. You can't get food poisoning that way. People cure raw meat by just piling salt on it and leaving it for months with no other preservatives
>>6043276>People cure raw meat by just piling salt on ityes, and that has lead to botulism outbreaks. that's why sodium nitrite is used because it prevents botulism.i know how salt works. i've pickled my own food with salt and brines. you can still end up with bad batches, it's not a 100% guarantee for food safety. you can get food poisoning even if all the bacteria are dead too, bacteria cause food poisoning but so do the toxic waste products they can leave behind.
>>6037009He's not happy. He is morbidly obese and has fucked up his brain to release dopamine when he overeats. He is an addict and a slave. I am often reminded of the case of a woman who had an electrode implanted in her head to manage a neurological condition, which she could control with a handheld, and due to the location in her brain it also had the side effect of causing her pleasure when she pressed the button, and eventually all she would do all day is sit there pressing the button over and over again for a hit, not eating, barely sleeping, just doing nothing directly electrically stimulating her own brain for basic, pointless pleasure. This if nothing else should illustrate that happiness, pleasure, is not in and of itself a goal, but should only be a reward for doing things which are good.
>>6032196Actually the main problem is the identity of the nation and the shared destiny of its people which no other race is able to assist with. Hope that clears things up for you, and if not, look forward to being deported to the subhuman country of the monkeys you simp for, so that you can enjoy them paying taxes over there as much as you do here.
