>>6016233le bump
Good start
>>6018107sex
Bump
>>6020519You have to understand, the Universe was delaying him getting hit by the train. Bad things are all blessings in disguise, remember that.
>>6020534This is funny fr
>>6020839indeed it is
>>6020581What about getting hit by a train
>>6018107dude living his best life
>>6018107>white girl trying to talk black
>>6020519kek
>>6023172thats not trying to talk black. she's Long Island white trash. probably from huntington beach
>>6020824Nebraska 7
>>6023339she's white trash because she's talking and acting like a nigger
>>6020534any gun nerds know if that was a blank? it looks like it has zero recoil.
>>6023339Is coffee good for you?
>>6023444Probably, or just a fancy popcap. Kid probably wasn't intentionally shooting holes in the ceiling lol
>>6022876no teen/tween is safe from that mans insatiable desire to impregnate nubile, fertile wombs. not even his sister.damn. talk about living as nature/God intended/designed. lady in the video is just jealous he didn't knock her up.he should get a car though and expand his impregnation radius ftw
>>6023558obligatory>VINNYreplyfor family
>>6023560Бoжe, я пoмню єтy пecню
>>6023902
>>6023444Obviously a blank
>>6018107>makes excellent case as to why the guy is a loser>she dated him toothe absolute state of women
>>6020519I'd SUE
>>6020527Sauce?
>>6020527The occasional time women instead of trying ti be whores, try something different...but still fail
>>6027257LOST
>>6025947camille_cookie on youtube and insta
>>6016233lol
God I just about pissed
>>6023320You can just see that the cam guy and that girl have good chemistry. That white guy trying to act black is definitely a painful third wheel
>>6027547In the first video he isn't celebrating. "allah akbar" is also used as OMG in arab countries.
>>6024454what do you expect from coalburners? they're even worse versions of women
>>6027257please dont post this, I can't not laugh at that
>>6027555always make me lol, poor kid
>>6027656wonder if "death becomes her" is about adrenochrome. probably
>>6018107Why would you date someone who impregnated their sister?
>>6027842>their
>>6027350Ah, thanks anon. Here, have a video I think is funny.
>>6027634>whiteThatis some kind of mestizo
6 fucking ylyl threads why are you faggots spamming the board
>>6027656>>6027750could be. Great movie tho
>>6028206after posting that comment and later on last night after the pub i decided to watch it again.was a bit crunk but yeah it's a "good" film, you get to see that lady with the short black hair showing off her arse at one point. noice.shame bruce willis has brainaids, i like a lot of his films. poor bloke.rewatched unbreakable the other evening and that holds up really well
>>6027636Correct. The correlating expression in most cases is "Oh my god"
>>6028156classic
>>6020519Fucking hearty kek
>>6023560More russrap plz. I'm trying to conquer my alcoholism
>>6027548Dumb fucking retard coon
>>6027842>TheirYour mother's brother apparently.
>>6031348lol at the last one>>6031350accurate filename and lol
>>6027547mclovin?
>>6018107Source on this?
>>6023444I sure fucking hope so lolHe probably just pulled the bullet out
>>6024045
>>6020983it delays slipping on someone's porch
>>6018107why is she talking like that? makes me want to bash her dumb trashy face in
>>6020824>dont bitchin
>>6031346it's a squirrel
>>6027636>>6028517Yeah no. He's clearly celebrating you damage control mudslime shits. What kind of weird shit is this trying to make it seem like this guy isn't a standard piece of shit muslim?
>>6027547>>6027636>>6028517>>6032073israel and palestine need to be glassed asap
>>6020519never mind the fag falling, what's up with the fucking huge house on the background? who the fucks lives there that thing huge, or is it 2 houses? can't tell
>>6023320I'd avoid doing this to girls you aren't planning to date ngl. It can be fun teasing if she knows you like her but if she's just your friend or a random girl this kind of shit will fuck them up mentally for a long time even if you are a random and she doesn't know you. Think of it as pity (if the girl isn't an ugly bitch)
>>6027545not funny. from an /x/ point of view; don't do this to any kid you care about.
>>6028131>>6031368>>theirthat is the correct use of "their"you both are inbreed redd*t tards
>>6031756kek
>>6028131>>6031368You ESLs are so adorable.
>>6020527I'm ready to go into ww3 for them
>>6031348lmao11
>>6032288shell get over it. it wqs all in good fun
>>6020519Sides confirmed gone
>>6033192how many dicks do you gentlemen estimate she has known. dozens? hundreds?
>>6033213
>>6020519The way this guy carries himself is chill as fuck. Nice posture. Guess he's short
>>6033213I would do that to Zukerberg
>>6018107If her ex is black, this is racist
>>6018107And you dated him bruh
>>6032005
>>6020919I lol'd
>>60332334chan banned my IP range from posting images so: https://litter.catbox.moe/zjtjckz6u4grlc4k.webm
>>6032073>talking straight out of asswhen do your amerishart heart disease reach total failure?
>>6033195fucking lost
>>6027290wait what the fuck is this
>>6020534To this day I can't decide was his reaction fake or genuine
>>6027548>It's not about the nuts, it's about sending a message
>>6023323KEEEEKwhats this show, this performance even?and the audience? the tard girl in the middle genuinly drops her jaw in awe, right girl took 1 sec to comprehend and reacti really hope they dont believe what this discount magician showed them ...?
>>6027555>>6027678>ancient memory unlockedlike, the f?puking already is like a grave punishment to me. all that food going to waste. all that pain in the stomach, the convulsions.getting slapped with a fuken belt for puking is like ?????????i remember once having belly aches that made me vomit all the time and spasming, even when my stomach was empty i was vomitingmy parents drove me straight to the icu, not slapping my ass? like whatalso i had to wait like 3 hrs in the reception hall with all the other sick people.they were mostly fine and then there was me, 10 year old, turning/winding and on all four legs, constant dry retching on the cold hospital floor for hours to no end. with the occasional blackout and mild fever. inability to draw breath because of all the retchingthe cold hospital floor felt really sobering and cooling.dont remember any much more of that nightmy father said that the people around us kept moving and increasing their distance to us ever so slightly, which was funny in retrospect.to this day i dont know what that was about
>>6033197If I'm viewing from jack sparrows point of view than who is the guy in black?
>>6033195>that was a distraction, you're dead nowgod damn i would have laughed on mic
>>6023444I have the same gun, its a heritage rough rider. 22lr, you can put nail gun blanks in them. Gun has no recoil blanks or not, because its 22lr
>>6016233kek
>>6027548lost hard
>>6027290yeah wtf i thought it was re5 and then i saw the mansion. tf?
>>6036682>RIghhuhuhajg girlsI'm speaking english for 21 fucking years and this isn't fucking english kill yourself you stupid vtuber LIKING FAGGOT. NOW!
>>6036876You doing alright bro? Everything ok at home?
>>6033846Doesn't really look that safe, doing exercise in a latex suit. Reminds me of that scene in 1000 Ways to Die, where the chick painted her whole body in gold paint and died because she couldn't sweat the heat away.
>>6037099I hate vtuber FAGGOTS, any questions?
>>6037279That's rough man. I pray things get better for you
>>6037288Yes I hope vtuber FAGGOTS kill themselves and make it better for me. Also replying that fast to me is fucking wild you're a fucking loser dude.
>>6037293Haha im nta just having a laugh. I dont even watch vtubers lol
>>6036876>jeet trying to act different
>>6027545too mean spirited for me to find funny.
>>6016233>>6016279These are actually fucking awful. OP writes like a subhuman retard, too. I bet this thread was made by some kind of shill to dumb down this board/site and ruin its entertainment value.
>>6020824Fat """people""" like this need to be exterminated. What revolting, shameless, bloated sub-humans.
>>6037339got rice bitch got ricegot food got soup got spice
>>6027548the way he just fucking zooms out of the jar like he got yanked is what gets me
>>6033213Chaotic evil
>>6028131>>6031368LMAO please be trolls
>>6031350Blam
>>6018107When you have a black boyfriend
>>6016233>>6023561Does anyone have that meme from Home Alone where the kid opens a postal looking happy and surprised, with the caption:"When you check the Wikipedia page of a celebrity you hate" And the video shows the line "Born Jewish"
>>6016233
>>6037339fuck you for being such a rude asshole for no reason
>>6037999did he died
>>6034483>>6036645AI recreation from a few weeks ago, demo footage basically
>>6038026no he bearly made it
>>6036170>getting slapped with a fuken belt for puking is like ?????????nigglet drank coke with mentos despite being told not to iirc. I'd beat his ass too if he made a mess on my living room for some retarded internet challenge.
>>6033233At least 37. There needs to be a michrochimerism test where either blood samples show foreign DNA to her own or a swab of the inner vagina walls to pick up foreign DNA or sperm remnants.i refuse any non virgins.
>>6036334Zoomers are the most retarded fucking creature to ever spawn on this planet so don't expect them to know what the fuck they put above a video.
>>6038047fuck off teddie
>>6023339>Long Island white trashADD IT TO THE LIST
>>6023560Is this the guy in the new Fatal Fury?
>>6038231nope
>>6023560Reddit cringe
>>6032284You'll never get a girl to date if you dont treat women like friend
>>6039233I have no idea why people think this is funny. I cannot imagine simping for 3d bitches
>>6037999At least he did a cool flip
>>6039313if you treat girl as friend you stay as friend
>>6027290>>6036645>>6038044Anon, this was RE5 DLC https://youtu.be/8M4YZHCkjsQ?si=3BsWlCjSFnCCwPdl
>>6027544saved
>>6036170And she was ready with the belt.
>>6038023seriously...
>>6038062HNAHAHAHAHAHAAHI felt bad for the kid at first. Thanks for changing my opinion on the matter.
>>6039319she is clearly 2D
>>6039839bet you're lonely rn
>>6032284so does this mean if I compliment a random girl's boobs she will fall in love with me?
>>6039233I seriously think you should kill yourself
>>6037999what the fuck looks so goofy
>>6037339and here you are raging like a retard over nothing and contributing nothing.that's all your life is. Nothing.
>>6036876>You don't like real girlsThat wasn't said by the vtuber, it was said by the woman in that video at the bottom of the screen. She also says it like a native English speaker.
>>6037443this is cool
>>6027544>Dexter Morgan
>>6039907lost
>>6037372Muslims are fucking worse you towelhead mf
>>6041299>Brainwashed by the IDF
>>6023172She is Hispanic.
>>6033846The whole point of putting women on a trampoline is to watch them bounce which latex disallows.
>>6040381That's definitely something a friend would say
>>6032288shut the fuck up you dumb schizo
>>6033395kek
>>6038218Daym, anyone remember where this critter is from? It was some movie I recall.
>>6020527divert all CERN funding to bioprinting these women in the billions
>>6042282Xtro
>>6042282>>6042435a great premise but a terrible movie
>>6038218Guy at the end's just saying hey, don't see what the issue is.
>>6042215Izzat +100
>>6043096are there more of these videos? I also saw one of some guy infiltrating a McDonald's with some special agent hud overlay and shit
>>6043106nmangaming
>>6043096>>6043111lmao, does he really have his hand like that or is that cgi?
>>6032288>from an /x/ point of view???????, what does that have to do with this video
>>60332331488 black dicks
>>6043293Obviously if the girl died then she would haunt the brothers that bullied her as a spooky poltergeist
>>6027545Is that girl a hobbit? What's upbwith them ears and feet?
>>6032514>>6032529>>6037374kill yourselves
>>6042019https://youtu.be/9gF1wDlCnCQ?si=qVtCqnqz7q5lCtGs&t=109
>>6033846That happens to be my fetish!
>>6033233Some women have "the look" - you can tell they've been around
https://files.catbox.moe/fh7zoc.mp4
>>6032567In an alternate timeline, Magnus Carlsen decided to become a gamer
>>6031719This is only the beginning. Soon, AI will be indistinguishable from reality.
>>6027290Why would she keep playing it when there are so many chaotic things happening in the background/
>>6044028Another ESL.
>>6027842*their're
>>6020824This is what the average republican man comes home to
>>6027634>whiteMaybe in Argentina
>>6040566got me
>>6037999Bro wtf that looked like a bad photoshop while he was falling
>>6038218this is just because americans don't know any scandinavian/european folklore and that which they do know they think is american
>>6044058It's not ai it's just brazil
>>6024454Reminds me of that video some asian chick made complaining about a White guy she knows fucking every asian chick she knows then admits at the end she fucked him too lol
>>6024035moar
>>6027545hilarious. there's a whole series of these on tiktok. i always crack up.
>>6032007lmfao
>>6033199Top kek. Amazing on so many levels.
>>6041299Shalom, Schlomo
>>6043106
>>6043106bonus
>>6036389>they>personAs if you'd go to a funeral and not know the gender of the person who died.
>>6044964the joke still works even if he isn't eulogising a specific person.although it would've been funnier if he was specific at the start but i can't think of a good vidya example for him to do a eulogy about as i am creatively bankrupt.also it's>sexNOT>(((gender)))stop using the enemies terms.also also, fun fact when it comes to>sexthere's only two of them - male and female. that's it, that's your lot, that's all you get.more fun biology/natural law facts from professor 420 next time. cya
>>6044999In my mind sex and gender are synonyms but the latter is more proper because it's not shorthand for sexual intercourse which no one is allowed to talk about for any reason whatsoever, and I don't make the rules.
>>6044964>>6044999>>6045040Ladies and gentlemen, the US American education in a nutshell. Awkward, inhibited, and getting their knickers in a twist over a word.
>>6032083Them handling these lame printed out memes all somberly and seriously like it's a chilling crime scene photo is so fucking funny
>>6044964>>6036389Retards making Duke Nukem voice overs are all woke twittertards.
>>6038218niggas heard one wendigo story and think murican forests are more hardcore lmao
>>6045994when you give money to beggars in Europe, it goes directly to those people
>>6042215All things considered who was in the wrong here?
>>6033186For me its the word "world"
>>6043038brother brother humbly i am requesting please provide the indian
>>6039319because women are cute when they are almost retarded.
>>6043285I've watched a few of his vids now and he keeps his hand in front of him all the time. He interacts with things. He's really annoying but it's fairly harmless and it's kinda funny. I think we need mischief makers in the world to some degree.
>>6018107why does she talk like a black woman?
>>6024454women are experts at telling on themselves
>>6032281the top half of the video is filled in, it's not real.man if you can't tell that's made up then i don't want to see how many ai videos you've fallen for
>>6020527wife
>>6020534reminds me of the time when wifi was still a fresh new thing, i set things up so i could print something from the other side of the house. i hit print and started walking towards the room the printer was in, and my dad in standing not far from it. it goes off and he said he thought he had a heart attack, not in a funny way either.i didn't mean it, but man, don't be mean to your parents.
>>6044064Because humor is derived from the juxtaposition of her actions and the events
>>6036170>if you make a mess doing that, i'mma slap you>does it anyway>gets slappednot that hard
>>6046436is this still being made?
>>6027842he's obviously a family man
>>6046165both are speaking complete nonsense to me. i don't speak indian.
>>6027656>i warned you about those stairs
>>6037341Jealous.
>>6037361That got me so bad...
>>6045977>>6044488The constant, nonstop existential anguish that my life inflicts on a 4 foot 5 Indian man is a funny thing to think about when I get reminders like this.
>>6047564Indian as in "durkadurkadurk hello my name is ranjeet ghjarajdeshpreet-singh" or Indian like "how, my name smoking bear I live on reservation and drink brake cleaner"
>>6047608Ranjeet. Peyote smokers are taller.
>>6047625are you the Indian or just speaking for him? I'm sure native american midgets exist
>>6047628No I'm white. But I live in an area with a lot of native Americans and they seem about the same average height as whites, without googling it.
>>6047650yeah dude I already knew they are about the same average height I was saying its possible he is a midget as in someone unusually small for his race...I'm going to wait for him to reply and let me know which he is thanks
>>6020534
>>6043106>>6048078
>>6043999>Anything wrong with me or my society is jews' fault, thus i never accept responsibility and am a perpetual victimYeah loser, blame that one small country in the middle east for your degeneracy, nice cope for you and other reactionaries. You are still a contrarian woke, just woke right instead of left woke.t.israeli who is baffled by how big your cope is
>>6043999Poltergeists aren't spirits of dead people thoughbeit
>>6048363>t.jew shitting thier pantsFtfy
>>6048204Kek. Thats pretty good
>>6040566Damn, Cobe beefin' with the kids
does anyone have that gif of a greenscreen'd dog and a train moving towards him in the background?
>>6044796i found another george droyd
>>6045994not even niggas are this grotesque
>>6048666BASED
>>6048666
>>6027548well at least he remained calm
>>6037999it is dead bruv, no way it survived that
>>6048648Man this dude asks a lot of good questions, and the answer is jews.
>>6048202I need the original clip
>>6048875
>>6048884danke
>>6048884Yeah, they choose the worst times to get into accidents. Good thing I never got called while gaming, the alarm went off for others during sex.
>>6044468at least republican man comes home to a wife and kids
>>6048999>>6044468I know it's hard for you not to mention politics every chance you get since your mind is completely consumed by it, but please try to restrain yourself, and if you cant then go back to /pol/.
>>6049048what did i do, spiteful incel? have sex, and return to reddit
>>6048877>tfw no gf to autistically screech while I jam with chuck berry
>>6049135You're either the guy bringing up politics in a humor thread or the guy engaging with him. Both are bad and should fuck off.
>>6048884Can't you turn that off?
>>6049191why yes! lets all laugh while the jews wipe our race out! its all in good fun. a little jest. nothing that will matter in ten thousand years, not the culmination of thousands of years of cultural war. lets just laugh at funny memes!
>>6044794>>6044796>>6048610This shit is fucking peak. Post more, also sauce
>>6049216Yes but normalfags don't know how
>>6049262The best part about unlocking developer settings is knowing normalfags don't know how to.And it's import to use developer settings to remind normalfags that they can't have anything good in life.They only get lock screen backgrounds, and ringtones.
>>6049246No one cares, go away schizo. No more (you)s bye
Had to compress this down a lot.
It gets me every single time I watch it
>>6038146;(
