Humor Thread
>>6026576That's real shit though. Pause at bioengineered food product
>>6026597genuinely made me laugh
>>6026576Dumb bitch can't read, it says coated with
>>6026597very nicely done haha
>>6026778What is coated with?
>>6026576>AldisMy wife says this, too. She’s also American.
>>6026593you care about internet people who don't matter
>>6026778>ingredient list doesn't list what its coating Its a basic question she's asking, and it not a stupid one. Why don't they list what they're coating?
>>6026907Possibly because it's just the one ingredient which hasn't been altered/manufactured into something else.Like listing 'apple' on a bag of apples vs listing 'apple' on a list of ingredients for an apple pie.
>>6026900disgusting septum piercing on that woman
>>6026926Oh yeah, SHE'S the cringe one... okay loser
>>6026930this thread is the humor thread anon not the cringe thread that's three blocks down knucklehead
>>6026937Where did you find this video of me and my partner?
>>6026925>>6026907in the UK they legally have to mention the meat type and total %. For example, pure bacon here is often 97% pork and like 2% water, 1% WEF chemicals to turn you into a tranny.
>>6026991>For example, pure bacon here is often 97% pork and like 2% water, 1% WEF chemicals to turn you into a tranny.loll. and also, yesseems like the only way to get real meat food is thusly (my cunning plan):in the case of bacon buy a boar and a sow - vaxxed ofc, you wouldn't have control over that YET - let them fuck and have some piglets.don't vaxx the piggies, don't eat the parents but put them out to live their lives in peace somewhere on ur land (no more fucking for them), let the spawned piglets breed for a generation or so and now you have pure(ish) stock.then just stfu and don't sell any of it, murk them yourself or get someone to do it, prepare the cuts/carcass yourself or get someone to do it on your private land (preferably in a dark, dusty, creepy barn).voilà ("wallah" for you yanks and indians), you have pretty much pure meat with no gay nitrite shit and other tranny stuff.ofc you'd have to learn the old ways of meat storage and shit but a little birdie told me a long time ago that ppl used to store/cure with sea salt (not that toxic table salt refined crap).then the cat ate the bird. pwned nigger
>>6026808says the guy who cares about an anonymous post on 4chan
>>6026930Excuse me, drooling chimp, where did I imply she was the cringe one?I remarked on her piercing being revolting, which it is. The creature next to her doesn't need comment, as it should be obvious how pathetic it is.
>>6026597actually funny. saw some brown dude dashing in a brand new merc yesterday
>>6026907>black forest baconIts coating bacon. It says so on the other side. Bacon is traditionally separate from pork. Bacon is pork but you wouldnt ask for pork when asking for bacon. You'd just say bacon. Pork could mean a few things like pork chops or pulled pork, ect.
>>6026925coating isnt a natural ingredient
>>6027093its revolting to you
>>6027129he's right, people who have nose ring look like cattle (which they are in and out) and it's disgusting.
>>6027153Nah its a filter against ugly and average people like most fashion trends. If you are a beautiful girl with a pretty face it just draws attention to your mouth/lip area
>>6027179if you are a beautiful girl with a nose ring, it makes you look like a nigger magnet whore, even worse if tattoos are present.
>>6026900Who is the real victime here?
>>6026597kekfrom /sp/
>>6027202Whore for Chad or increasingly just hundreds of thousands of social media followers and simps, not for you
>>6027129slave rings should revolt everyone
>>6027310You, the viewer
>>6026943i fucking love this webum
>>6026597Thousand island stare
>>6028085Rofl what does that mean
>>6026907It's all over the fucking package. It's coating the BACON.
>>6026597Well made and made me kek
>>6028096>waiter there's a fly in my tractor>DON'T WORRY I'LL SAVE HIM
>>6028135Yeah he has a couple of funny vids
>>6028096It was a Freudian slip that stav made on cumtown
>>6028096>you didn't think this thrulmao
>>6026943>no klutz cracker barrel gfPAIN
>>6026805Is your wife fat and black?
>>6026925That's the point of the labeling requirement, its literal. When you buy a package of ground beef, the ingredients should say "beef." But often it says something else, like "beef, salt, natural flavorings, sodium acerboacitebenzoate, VX-gas"
>>6026593Nobody would give a shit if it didn’t annoy the piss out of that Turkish turbofaggot. If he were smart (he’s not) he would have just said my bad and then ignored anyone that brought it up it would have lasted a week tops.
>>6027310society
>>6026805No, just… American.
>>6027039>replying is caring, equivalent to finding, saving and poasting a webm of some ecelebs arguing about some bullshitkek ok faggot
>>6029068 was meant for >>6028833also, checked
>>6026900lmao wtf
>>6028136I understand this.
>>6028932This, having to outcompete these niggas in the job market is easier than stealing candy from a baby. Alas! they vote themselves into your wallet en masse and call it compassion.
>>6031142Funny for like 15 secondsThen the fatigue set in...
>>6031174t. Neandearthal who plucks grapes with his very fingers like some foul beast
>>6031142I just eat them like I eat corn on the cob
Old but gold
>>6031391this is the most jewish sounding podcast ever and it wasn't even funny
>>6031542>podcast
>>6026597hell yeah brother
>>6026597> Grew up in ghetto with blacks and mexicans> Hear the loud ass motors all day, can't watch TV without subtitles> Wake up at night from people racing> After college, get well paying job> Move to nice city, expensive but worth it because of how nice it is> Nothing but Asian and whites> Still deal with people reving cars in residential areas at random times of dayMakes me want to live in the middle of fucking nowhere. Funny WebM though.
>>6028096Lol you just slam it to open it. Good skit tho
>>6031774*hell yeah dude
>>6028885Really not the point of the webm is it?
>>6026597It was funny until I saw the fat Ron Jeremy attempting to be funny
>>6031142
>>6026926I love them but she needs to use a much smaller one.
>>6032551Darius changed webms forever
>>6032797Dudes got pipes.
>>6032800Cute Asian women with a fetish for Americana is my fetish.
>>6026900cringed hard
>>6033389I love the AR cringe videosI wish I had more
>>6033419geg poor guy
>>6031974Nah, it's just gonna be lifted trucks with rusted out exhausts doing the same thing. They always find you IN DA STEEYIX>>6028096And then they fucked
>>6026597Some cunt just did this outside my house a minute ago.
>>6032799
>>6028051Can't believe he died of a heart attack, rip joeysworldtour
>>6026937it genuinely should be legal to beat faggots like these to death in the middle of the streets
>>6032551Someone with editing skill needs to put Darius in the copilot seat when the viewer turns behind him.
>>6027100My area it's all Tesla model t and s'sAll arab/indianMust be poor right..
>>6029626Weird I watched this last night after not hearing about it for a year or so
>>6033242he sounds a bit like Brandon urie or whatever his name is. very solid.
>>6032551They need to make like some sort of retard euthanasia test, where anyone with above like a 70 IQ can pass. Like, sit quiet for 5 minutes and then push a button. This kid probably couldn't pass it, but some well mannered downies could. Like the ones who gather the carts at walmart.
>>6028885Yeah admitting to having a button that shocks your dog because you hate it? Is much more sane than just defending yourself.
>>6032548song name?
ai, retardslop and pedophillia all in one? color me shocked
>>6026628all food, ALL FOOD has been bio engineered you goddamn mong
>>6031142>eating dinner with a business suitshould be a dinner jacket and a bow tiet. old old old money dad made me eat dinner like this growing up
>>6034211this already functions in practice because women select against breeding with them.they're produced from random chance of healthy couples so the answer lies with in vivo detection and termination.funny story about trisonomy 21(downs). it shows womens strong social identity and adherence to 'norms' when their acts say otherwise. When polled if they'd terminate a downy, upwards of 80% say they wouldn'tWhen they're actually pregnant with one, according to a 2021 NHS study data, 87.26% are terminated. Its not a leap to say they'd do the same for autismo if early detection was availableproblem is, synaptic pruning occurs in later stages.. how do you detect that which hasn't started yet
>>6034498kys
>>6032551
>>6035037Can we just ship the autismos off to Australia or something?
>>6026943Fellas will see this and just go "Wife"
>>6032792Well don't mind if I do. But what does that have to do with kool-aid chicken?
>>6035049They're just singing the japanese word for Crab.
>>6026576>COATED WITH>CURED WITHoh she trippin, or at least not reading
>>6031542The 3rd guy speaking talked about how his friend in college did the Birthright passage and when his friend got back he was a changed man. Completely broken, never the same. The little information he did get from his friend he didn't want to repeat on the podcast and his friend explicitly said he can't even say half the stuff he experienced. Pretty much boiled down to: He doesn't like Jewish culture because it scarred his best friend for life and he can only guess what actually happened.Another episode that same guy + the Black guy you hear were shitting on Biden (while in office) because Biden was good friends with Netanyahu, also a self proclaimed "Zionist".Not to mention in the early years they had a 4th member, a country farm boy, who just casually said "nigger" and the black dude started laughing and said it too afterwards. Their manager got really uncomfortable and silently fumed trying to do PR afterwards cuz they were trending on itunes at the time.
>>6033641Gangstalking bros he's onto us
>>6026943Wife
>>6035307I'd be scarred too if a rabbi sucked my foreskin off.
>>6027025ah yes vaccines are le bad but inbreeding is whatever. retard
>>6033242>>6032797Thinking the same, got a great voice
>>6035742>Who got bros reboot cardWhat?
>>6033419Shit like that seriously ruins young niggas lives. Other niggas will see it and attack him for it. And when he goes to prison for killing her theyll know hes a little bitch and he will thus become the female.
>>6032551i went to my doctor and asked if I was autistic and looking back it didn't seem like a question an autistic person would ask. darius has good harmonics though.
>>6034979it's good that your dad taught you that.is the bow tie to mitigate against a normal tie falling into the food?
>>6034979No one cares.
>>6035742based lad.
>>6036214shut up faggot, I care.
>>6031142>>6031174I daresay I'd love to listen to aristocrat-y, oldtimey english like this for hours on end.
>>6026576Niggers aren't funny, they are stupid and their existence makes me sad.When you have rats or cockroaches in your home you don't laugh, you exterminate them.
>>6026576Because use of the word "Bacon" is legally regulated and is identified as pork. Fucking retard. It's like using the word butter. You're legally only allowed to use it when it explicitly is that thing. All "Butter" legally must be made from cow cream, otherwise the name would be something else. Same with "Bacon" bacon IS pork, so... There's no reason to say there's pork in the pork.
>>6037100>comparing human beings to rats or cockroachesYou're fucking sick.
>>6036587kek
>>6035887fragile ass niggas
>>6032796holy shit
>>6031390
>>6033614The only faggot here is you, you wouldn't do jack shit.
>>6033419I swear to God, this is the kind of thing that would merit a back hand. I hope this is ragebait but man that would set me off. I think I would have completely flipped shit when she said "its for a Snapchat " as if that somehow extenuated the matter. Probably the same type of woman who thinks their history with Only fans goes away entirely when they delete your account. (There's actually a ton of women who are shocked to learn that shit will follow you forever)
>>6034495That tiling job is awful
>>6035753Its a reference to the game 'Fortnite', a First person shooter with100 player matches, either free-for-all, duos, trios, or squads. If you're playing with friend(s), when one of you is fully killed, he drops whats called a "reboot card". If a teammate picks it up within 300 seconds or so, they can go to a revive station and revive the guy who dropped the card.
>>6032798kino
>>60265931 minute of pirate software=3 weeks of griftingfucking hate this shit
>>6032786Go watch that fucking evangelion dub comparison video and laugh it up some more, spreg.
>>6037685Thank you anon, I really appreciate it.>t. boomer
>>6037716screamer
>>6035135germany would be better. they'd blend in
>>6026597kek. I always hope for the bikeniggers who modify their two wheeler to make more noise to fall off their shitters
>>6031142>>6031174My exact thoughts, it's longer than it should've been
>>6029626Spooky af!
>>6037870Careful, screamer!
>>6036587>Take 2Kek, they fucked up take 1 because it was too early for the tower to fall, I reckon.
>>6026943Was she...was she meant to do a trick or something?
>>6039182She did the trick, now you have to lick it off her shoes and floor like a good boy
>>6035037autism is more a poisoning problem
>>6038785Top kek
>>6026576Black women are disgusting.
>>6039371that's a woman?
>>6032797
>>6038783classic
Anyone have the twitter clip of Jon Jones at Old Navy in Texas with his daughters getting genuinely upset that a pair of jeans is labeled "Black/Negro" and he's like "Negro? Really Old Navy? Wow... I thought times is changed"
>>6039410I found it, it was a Hollister in Albuquerque, idk why I remembered it as an Old Navy in Texas.He deleted this video shortly after posting it back in 2020 after people told him Spanish exists.
>>6037127>comparing humans to blacksdon't insult people like that
>>6037680>as if that somehow extenuated you mean assuaged
>>6037685kek good post namefag
>>6038783legend
>>6038785if she doubled down she could have her own podcast. know your audience!
>>6039569KIK THE BLOODY BOL
>>6039573got any aussie webææms cunt
>>6026900sigma energy
>>6031974In rural areas you get nonstop dirt bikes. Extra annoying because they'll go on hiking trails and tear up the ground making it all rutted and muddy.
>>6026597Tell me about, I live outside an active, long road in a residential area. In the summer cunts are constantly revving their engines going 90.
>>6035742kek
>>6037127reddit is that way, fag
>>6039580>> Hamdrew_Ryan.webmYou had 1 Fucking job.
>>6039716I can't imagine being such a loser that you argue with an AI, lose, and then cry on the news about said AI making up hypothetical scenarios where it rapes you.Good lord at some point you oughta take the L and leave
>>6032796https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0HSD_i2DvA>one potato chip
>>6034495is this AI or 3D animation?
>>6038783The one with the VB music is so good.>https://youtu.be/4VawSftR4ek?si=KBN2fBVGNmEjtZ4E
>>6026943>She spilled my coffee
>>6027025toby :3
>>6035607They were all Canadian and the black guy is from Grenada. They got to keep their foreskins.
>JIDF, troonscord, reddit, and underage users shitpost thread
>>6037127niggers are, primitive, cognitively unevolved humans.
>>6039716WAIT A MINUTESo grok is TAY.....SHE LIVES
>>6040397now say that to a black person face and see what happen
>>6038786lmao
>>6040455They will prove him right, nigger.
>>6026937Bet this dude thinks he looks like his anime pfp
>>6038783
>>6040600Unfunny
>>6040455They will have an impulsive and aggressive reaction they can't help.
