Post food here.
>>6031351I love pizza!
>>6031351post 3 you dumb faggot
>>6031860>clipping the part where he feeds the oven with literal garbage>clipping the part where he cuts it with a paint scraper and you can see it's not even cooked>clipping the three whole olives unceremoniously plopped into it as the finishing touch>clipping the part where he flings his pièce de résistance into the window
>>6031351that's too much meat there
>>6033069soft
dumping food folder
>>6031351It reminds me of the "hamburg steak" from Frieren.It must feel good to eat after a long day of fighting.
>>6031860>>6031876It can get worser than that
>>6033943Is there anything the chinese won't eat?
>>6034078apparently they wont eat you, since yo dih didnt gt wet yet bruh
>>6033914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbhX7XKgkDU
>>6033930Why don't they sell coke syrup in household amounts?
>>6033925Sunglasses man standing there while getting covered in sauce just sends me
>>6033915Good rulle, shit blatte music.
>>6033944Is he Mad Tad?
>>6033912burnt bacon yum
>>6033904This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Iil' bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's one of 'em if you catch my drift.
>>6034219black guy sees a latino or an european for the first time in his life .txt
>>6033920>"friendsgiving">braised pork belly looks like shit>jill brings kugel of course>not a single white person >everyone obviously in a "im special" competition>probably only knows each other from worki would rather drink poison
>>6033904Takis is gross.
>>6033941that brisket looks very dry, and his way of speaking/selling the video makes me furious
>>6033949kek
>>6033939That chicken patty is salmonella tier raw in the middle
>>6033941>make stadiums using peoples money>don't allow people to bring outside food and force them to buy overpriced goyslop made by some politicians relatives catering company because kickbacksAmericans were truly made to be ideal consoomer since birth
>>6034228Yeah it looks like the hr/tech department of whatever shitty company they work for. Not a single classic thanksgiving dish either, god I hate foreigners. They'll never be american, just foreigners living here, shitting on our culture.
>>6034212I was about ready to call you a bitch but I watched it and you are correct. It's basically charcoal
>>6034147Hopefully back to plebbit
>>6033920Jill looks like a man
>>6034239Your bread looks dry, saar
>>6033920the braised pork bellies look like shit
>>6033917WTF
>>6033918WWWWTTTTFFFFFF
>>6033903Unhinging his fucking jaw for every bite. Jesus Christ.
>>6033917It's slow cooking itself. That way the cook don't have to flip or fumble with it.
>>6031351this will not work you'll have a blackened outside while the inside is completely raw.also it will spit like a bitch as all the fat melts out of it.better to wrap it and cook it slower on a lower more penetrating heat
>>6033905>>6033910>>6033911>>6033913>>6033915my waife
>>6033949they have a facebook page and post more of their "pizzas" and trust me it can get MUCH worse
>>6033905sexo
>>6033903Whats with the headbobbing in these kind of videos?
>>6034387the other stuff too is unheated in the middle. i can't imagine eating a ton of unmelted processed cheese is really that enjoyable. but i guess people don't actually care about it as a cooking video and view it as general entertainment.
>>6033930I fucking hate that these internet video people don't say 'thanks' when stuff is handed to them, I suppose for some stupid video reason. That shit grinds my gears. Someone hands you something you requested, fucking well say 'thank you'.
>>6033932is that the fucking IHOP girl?
>>6035015if the person is Indian, it means "ok"if they're American, it means "it's good"
>>6034387>>6035068He doesn't actually eat it. They never show them swallowing their food.
>>6033924How much micro plastic does this guy have in him?
Would someone please post the trash can turkey that comes out absolutely charred please, I need it over on /ck/
>>6033901>>6033902how is this happening? I've never had this happen in the 40 plus years I have been cooking.
>>6033905and Americans are pigs...
>>6033906>>6033908homos making homo food. that's not a burger.
>>6033912slurping and smacking noises. KYS
>>6033924that is not a hack.
>>6033942that's a meatloaf, not a hamburger.
>>6033935>110$Is the ice cream curing cancer? Why is it so expensive?
I've never seen an actual chef, or real cook, cook with gloves.
>>6033903Disgusting Americans
>>6033932Lawd have mercy! Those absolute humongous sweater puppies
>>6037215>full english>"mum"clearly a bong
>>6034421>looksis
>>6035004None of those look like what a person gets.
>>6031351No way that 1 patty is meant for a single person.
>>6037516I first thought he took a spoonful of those bugs
>>6033941right after he buys the "cheapest" food for $4 you can see on the menu that there's cheaper food for $3 (popcorn)
>>6036999*life hack* buy a big portion of meat and FREEZE IT BROlike and subscribe!
>>6036997go watch kpop artists eating on livestream then you gigafaggot he's an alpha munching on a fucking CHEESEBURGER just get it into your SYSTEM
>>6033906I'M ON SMOKOSO LEAVE ME ALONEI'M ON SMOKO
>>6036973I think it’s a chicken.
>>6036994retard bought the explosive eggs
>>6036999Checked, trips of truth. It's not even very cheap, either. Mince (ground beef) goes for about 10 AUD/kg here, which is about $2.50 USD/lb. Granted it's not 90% lean but I don't think any mince is advertised that way here; it's just on a star scale, which probably isn't based on any sort of regulated standard.
>>6034631Yeah looks like a low intensity easy cooking meathod
>>6033920What if I brought a butter basted ribeye and ate it all myself?
>>6033920Would marry Kate and have many children, Nami is a dumb cunt.
>>6037629That costs extra
>>6033923milf
>>6039148I love watching the level of dexterity in these.
>>6039146This actually takes more time than by hand>>6039148This is whats up
>>6033901>>6036994The tiny ewe is using it's vile ovine sorcery to explode the egg.
>>6039146Wow, it's slower and takes up far more space than a bamboo mat and chopping block, how do I get one?!
>>6033914dude's been bitten by a radioactive irishman
>>6035004I'm almost worried about that guy's health, but I remember he does deadlifts and probably burns all those calories. He's probably healthier than me.
>>6033920Nami seems like a cunt.>broughtenCorrection: Nami is a stupid cunt
>not my problem
>>6033920I;m on team Cass 100%
>>6036994Extreme high heat and looks to be overcookedThe first one has little oil and looks like the yolk exploded downwards, which is strange.Basically though they are both hard fried eggs if that is such a thing where the yolk would have been solid if it didnt explode. i have never seen that before as I just take them out when they are ready to eat. 2 min job cooking an egg and like 1:30 of that is heating the hob/pan.
>>6040439I bet he's a Jew. Nobody in my family is that inept at cooking. I know three recipes for soup from scratch.
>>6040440>GoldsteinLike clockwork.
>>6037701this lad knows
>>6036925i choose to believe he eats it all. therefore he eats it all.checkmate.
Seeing these things makes me never want to leave America. I can only imagine that this is how everyone else cooks their food. Say what you want about the USA but at least we have some standards about what we eat, unlike the rest of you disgusting people who don't even know how to wash your hands before dipping it into the food, which you shouldn't even do, you should use a spatula or something instead. Sometimes I wonder how humanity got this far when I see how the rest of you retards exist.
>>6040440A I D S
>>6040575It's largely south Asia with such problems, and that's moving into Europe and Canada as they heavily import that into their countries. Just remember that it's bullshit that you need these filthy people to eat their recipes. We have the internet. We can cook it ourselves without their filthy habits.
>>6037510Please explain. Why are they washing chicken like this? Why are they covering in some chemical then soap? Why let the chicken fall through the plug hole then pull back out to continue preparation? Why 'season" in the sink? What the fuck?
>>6040634Because nig.
>>6040668
>>6040634Did you not see the hands?
>>6037004As you can see the stupid goys buy regardless
>>6037694That's a snack, not a food.
>>6040856the heathen are truly the cattle, Old Testament was right...
Yes, bugs are food.
>>6041146>pretzels are WEAK
>>6040668>>6040670God dammit. That actually looks really fucking good.
>>6034094so you buy individual overpriced bottles or you dont question the prices restaurant ask for their 0.2 cent soda glasses
>>6033932Those are some BIG BREASTS
>>6040477He is. You can tell from a mile away
>>6040670Does she do delivery to Finland?
>>6040272Now imagine cranking out a hundred of these per day and with this level of consistency.
>>6033949I think that is pickled hot peppers at the end rather than olives. That's about how much you get on a normal pizza.Pizza does look fucked up though.
>>6033912That bacon is burnt as fucking SHIT.Burger looks good althoughbeitdoughdesu.
>>6033920Choose your gf.I choose Irene. Char siu looks pretty good and she's kinda cute.Nami is a self-obsessed dickhead.
>>6033926They found a way to make burgers more like cysts.
>>6033935I hate how these never say anything about how the food tastes other than just saying it tastes "GOOD". What does it smell like? "The best".
>>6040439>genetic dead end seething over white peopleim happy to say that i live rent free in that mans head
>>6040440>Dr. Evan Goldsteinyou dont say huh
>>6040433Haha that's a really cool trick that you can do with apples you should step on my ballsack and fart under my eyelids while pissing down my throat
>>6042322kek you fucking what mate
>>6042225George Floyd would be proud
>>6040407Not a problem you'll deal with.
>>6042378Only if the bananas were bought with counterfeit bills.
>Be American>Put a square of bright yellow plastic on burger>Call it cheeseWhy do they do this?
>>6034092ahahhaha perfekt
>>6034228even seeing this guy in a thumbnail makes me nauseous
>>6042546>be pajeet>make dumb bait posts all dayWhy do they do this?
>>6042322hmmm what do you mean by dat ?
>>6033905What is she calling something-mousse?Mashed potatoes?
>>6043449Yes. Potatismos, normal to have with swedish meatballs.
>>6033914>Fuck McDonald's man, I know this great hole-in-the-wall>What's it called?>Harkonnen
>>6040668saar why she cleaning table and using new oil that take very long and is a wasting of money
>>6039132No way its humanly possible for a single person to completely finish that giant bowl of food.
>>6040433Dang this is how i imagine a trad country wife would be. The way she talks excitedly about simple stuff like apples, raw strength in her arms, quirky hair braids, that accent, that smile... Instant light your heart with cozy warmth material right there
>>6040439Suckdeeps seething about whites video number 478898
>>6041146Bugmen eats bugs. Not surprising in the least
>>6039148Simple yet prob the best
>>6033923yum. i love how she sais 'cookin'
>>6037001...Hamburg Steak, moron. Not 'a hamburger'https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburg_steak
>>6042546You eat cow shit.Sit this one out.
>>6047082man i hate niggers so fucking much
>>6033949Melpert......
>>6047004I'd eat it
>>6047004I am appalled at what I have witnessed.
>>6047082He should be legally banned from cooking.
>>6034673
>>6046443she has a black bf
>>6036994Water turns to steam fast. Steam needs to escape fast. Egg explodes. Basically its too hot
>>6047655
>>6034460They are dead. The nerves are still firing off making the muscles contract. Basicaly its not being dead for long and the chems that control the nervous system are still potent
>>6047619What a waste of food
>>6047731Came here to post this exact phrase word for word.
>>6047082keep in mind niggers are doing shit like that and still saying that white people can't cook
>>6047193
>>6047655You have cow shit in your teeth.
>>6037537"mum" is used in more places than bongland, though not in americaalso a "full english" breakfast is a type of breakfast you can also get in many places outside of england
>>6047004by 00:47 I was just waiting for it to end. why
>>6033939Muh ninja! You gonna be american soon muh boi
>>6041779My cousin bought some for his kids birthday, its pretty good, not $110 good but its icecream and cornflakes.
>>6036999buying bulk from a wholesaler isn't a hack? lol
>>6040634Because they are stupid and washing chicken used to mean rubbing it with whatever acidic citrus you had and rubbing it with salt.
>>6035004i haven't even heard of some of those restaurants much less the burgers
>>6040634>covering in some chemicalthe clorox bottle is bleach
>>6031351no egg fort?
>>6039146>>6040272https://sushi-robots.net/produkt/maki-maker-lcr-700-belt-type/I DO like sushi.
>>6040407I can't be fuck to dispose of anything but bacon grease.
>>6037215>>6048061The steering wheel of the car is on the right.Plus, you can see on the sprite can that the nutrition facts are like the ones in Europe.
>>6034389Once someone thinks the government should engage in the free market the market is no longer free.
>>6041491>imagine having to get skilled at your job in order to do wellminimumwagebrained
>>6033904how do you take a shit without pain when eating like this regularly
>>6048174>Over 20k for a maki rollerFor that price, it should be making everything from scratch and by itself.
>>6048075It is not. It is common knowledge. It is the entire reason why Sam's Club and Costco exist.Going to the cheap store to get the cheap food is not a hack at all.
>>6035015this lard back in particular has deluded himself into believing that his fatness is a virtue desired by all, he activly contributes to remaining virtuous by eqting the meal and therefore the feel good from the tasty pig grub and the allignement of action and identety causes him to feel himself. The fat fuck thinks hes cool, strong, manly and desired by women, he is the inverse of a competent strong man. I am disgusted by the fat fuck eating boastfully just like you anon
>>6040439>nappy hair>dead eyes>irrationally resentful towards white peopleThat's the most semitic jew I've ever laid my sorry eyes on
>>6040477No neo, what I'm saying is when you're ready, you won't even have to check the early life.
