funny captions only
>>6046112
didn't save the properly cropped version of this one from last thread unforch
>>6046129I need that version of that song, please.
did not think i would see the day 4chan boards would start resembling a facebook feed but here it is. this is some of the most unfunny shit i have ever seen. half of the time the text adds nothing to the image and the sole idea to make memes formulaic is so fucking stupid. i wonder what husk of a soul it takes to enjoy this or let alone create this vile imagery and then i realised that people make it because it's easy. it takes zero effort to make something like this. your shit sucks, fuck you.
How do you make these gif captions? I can't find a good online version and I can't download ifunny.
e.
>>6046804i was going to say those exact words the same way you said them
>>6046804maybe 4chan is a website for old people like facebook.
Anyone got that one with the two fighter jets flying in sync captioned with something like>when you call something "gay and retarded" in front of someone you just met and they laughbeen looking for it for ages
caption thread my beloved
>>6046804>blah blah blah I'm too old and stupid to get itGrandpa from the simpsons moment right there
Cumque ille nominasset arcam Dei, cecidit de sella retrorsum juxta ostium, et fractis cervicibus mortuus est. Senex enim erat vir et grandaevus: et ipse judicavit Israel quadraginta annis.
>>6046804damn unc
>>6046804>did not think i would see the dayYou post these exact words in every thread like this, one would think you'd eventually think you'd see the day
>>6046804double nigger
>>6046674https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDRzy6DNr0k
>>6051695What version of sweater weather is that?Good job mixing the two together though.
>>6046412Kek.
>>6051913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7NoLT27lHMprobably
does anyone got the one about walking through the pots and pans aisle after swallowing magnets?
>>6054398I do.
>>6055541cool, if you guys already got it I don't need to post it then.
>>6046804You're right let's go back to posting duck rolls and I can haz cheezburgerniggerfaggot
I like creative ones.Thanos explaining ones are good too.
>>6050421Kek, that was some crazy time on /gif/. I don't see it much anymore, I guess they trooned out or moved to other sites/fetishes.
>>6050421One time I opened a porn caption thread and it was a gif of two women kissing and the caption was something like "your wife was trying to cheat on you with your boss but he wasn't home so he cheated on you with his wife" and it was so fucking retarded that I laughed about it for weeks and never opened another porn caption thread again. It's so funny to me how some loser retard saw a gif of two women kissing and decided to make it about infidelity, what too much korean hentai does to a mf>>6056148My guess is that they moved on to make their shit fetishes with AI instead, much faster.
>>6047449my penis when I see a Fr*nch woman
>>6056148more likely they an-hero'd
>>6049190What's the music from?
>>6056939Nevermind. I have managed to recall it.I remember it from this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpH5L8zCtSkApparently it's from transformers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_FHPJIhNBw
>>6046117i hate jews but why should the government gib you a housefuck yourself commie
>>6046404lel
>>6057152>amerishart reading comprehension
What do you guys use to make caption memes?
>>6059489this one gets me everytime
>>6060320i just go to reddit or something and then right click save image as
>>6052726song?
>>6059493kek
>>6061402Really?https://youtu.be/v7GMG1aLyPw?si=jJyrGBKiFBN5k7Mn
>>6059146I don't get it
>>6061890Humble Indie Bundle
>>6056092You have to give them credit, Zoomers make some pretty good music
>>6052726
>>6062623>BCE
>>6063041Before Christian Era :)
>>6063080Before common era.
>>6064136Gay
>>6064136No, this the Christian era. A whole lot of eras were common before.
>>6061872
>>6064563kek
OC
>>6062649No wonder you're racist and a white supremacist when your brain looks like a small, smooth apple :)
>>6050428She only did 3 though so many are waiting in line. She must be a gorgeous woman with standards
>>6065096>>6065188oooh gottem both
>>6046780>>6046780Underrated
>>6057152Simple; because if it didn’t give the money away to Israel, it could.
>>6061548Such a pity that those guys are a bunch of leftist faggots.
>>6066148Just because you could doesn't mean you should.Do you remember as a kid, when your parents gave you chocolate rarely, as a treat? It felt valuable, didn't it? Now that you can have as much chocolate as you want, it doesn't feel special anymore. It's the same with housing. It needs to be hard to acquire so that it's valuable. You can't just give it away for free.
>>6066572Apply the same logic to Israel as you do to me.
>>6066572You're right, the purpose of housing is not to house people, it's to be valuable so speculators can profit off empty homes
>>6059493AW was cool as fuck
>>6064153>Six... M-millions...
>>6064698Relatable...
>>6064891I don't get it.
>>6066790
>>6064169It's simply the most...commonly recognozed term.
>>6064147No thanks. Try grinder instead.
>>6066666Turbo Satan digits confirmpoors gonna poor
>>6066793She farted
>>6067187Holy based
>>6047470kek
>>6066666>>6067350Kek this is such a perfect get.
>>6067355How did I not get it.
>>6047600Please can some anon post the "depressed" people when 2000's white girl music comes on?
>>6057152Presumably anon means that the government should work to create conditions that make owning a home possible, rather than killing more arabs for kikes
>>6056474Damn, forgot about this vid, poor kid had to see his little sibling dead because apes don't teach gun safety to their kids.
>>6067347niche but I get it
>>6046119looks like the ghost alien at the end of quartmass and the pit
>>6067862its not really funny when the caption is just a literal description of the gif it should be a bit more abstract or metaand dont use that awful font and color for the letters
>>6066572>>6066666>People have to be convinced with magic funny number that having a roof over your head and a place to raise your family is valuableEndorsed by Satan!
>>6065096>he doesn't know
>>6069660dont try to cover for yahwehs dirty tricks, jew
>>6069744>joke>your headway to prove him right, talk about lack of self-awareness.
>>6064147Fuck jews and their golems. Common era bitch
>>6059492kek
>>6046804Its time to rope anon
>>6069362>its not really funny when the caption is just a literal description of the gif>it should be a bit more abstract or meta>and dont use that awful font and color for the lett-ACK
>>6067862weird font.
>>6066572>If you lower the price of bread, the starving peasants will forget the value of food!
>>6067489with sound
>>6073205>notRuined
>>6073207watch the webm retard
>>6073209Oh, i didn't notice kek
>>6073197>>6073205Kino.
>>6071665The longer you watch, the weirder it gets
>>6064563kek fine got me
>>6063080>>6064136niggas stfu it's like the most seamless compromise of an acronym ever. both just be take the win.
>>6046804autism
>>6073971I don't compromise with cucks
>>6061872Bahahahahaha
>>6065096PERCAp
>>6066572>A government taking care of it's people is le badIn the early 1900s there was a government that decided to give no interest loans to young couples to buy houses I shouldn't even have to explain how their economy exploded and they became the economic powerhouse of the time
>>6067347kek
>>6074161>government decided to give no interest loans>their economy explodedthe entire 20th century summarized in two sentences
>>6070989What's his name again?
>>6075003Its not Al anymore
>>6046804Nigga this site invented image macros, the most formulaic meme format
>>6075861quit replying to overused pasta you gullible fuck.
>>6046804It amazes me that this pasta gets posted in every single caption thread and despite this people respond to it every single time as if they haven't seen it before.>>6066572People aren't asking for housing to be free you fat greasy jew. They're asking for it to not be massively overinflated by rental companies that can afford to snatch them up like candy.
>>6076605this is a captions thread not a filenames thread
>>6077251Still mad at the stupidity of it all.
>>6076753>implying CNN hasn''t already put the perfect captions
>>6052020song name?
>>6077326https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nuz6iNjTkjo
>>6077356thanks
>>6075861nah we were doing them on something awful they carried over here
>>6077251hey, at least we aren't producing chemicals now either, because russian gas is evil! We import them from china now, where they are made from russian gas.
>>6053629The video is private, did one of you niggers start spamming the comments with anti semtisms?Come on, fess up, and apologize.
>>6077449We didn't stop using russian gas because of the environment but because of the war. Everyone knew and knows that our economy relied on the cheap russian gas because we can't into renewables for some reason and our industry is very power hungry. The webm makes fun of us abandoning nuclear and instead relying on coal mostly since 20 years are apparently not enough to figure out how to slap some solar panels on roofs.
>>6077251isn't japan doing much the same, its lunacy
>>6066793She farded on his weenor.
>>6070510Nah, you got to start from year 1 or year 586835934934 or it's fucking cringe
>>6065096>leftist humor>requires sidestepping the point to work
>>6077251>white girls at college
>>6079179The “leftist discourse” tweet has been a disaster for leftism
>>6070510>supports BCE/CE>"fuck Jews"you know CE was popularized by Jews to avoid saying "in the year of our Lord," right?
>>6075727humor?
>>6064153this one got me
>>6076592WHOLE LOTTA WASTE (instrumental)if anyone is looking>>6079185hi chang
>>6082046idgi
>>6082046>>6082318$5 a tranny made these.
>>6079185Porn really warps people's understanding of reality
First>>6082712but then>>6082727
>>6051684This never stops making me kek
>>6079915Mein Afrikan Bruder!Anno Domini for life, in Jesus' name!
>>6076592Anna Taylor has such a unique face.
>>6070510>Fuck Jews!! >*Does what the Jews want him to do*Atheists in a nutshell
>>6083348Kek
>>6067489He went blind from this you know
>>6046114i think the teutonic fury of the german people would mitigate the hardship
>>6082436>>6082712It's RHCP, anonshttps://youtu.be/YlUKcNNmywk?si=qu8Gc92Bm-d3IX5g
>>6059489it doesn't sound any more coherent when you slow it down
>>6066793man flu
>>6056102fucking kek
>>6084337Yeah i know Californication, i still don't get it, what does it have to do with Highguard?
>>6083348kek
>>6051787luv' are Kev'
>>6051913>>6077530here is a link to the video:https://web.archive.org/web/2oe_/http://wayback-fakeurl.archive.org/yt/J7NoLT27lHM
In parentheses
Let me stress the facts clearly
No matter the ordeal
I crave for this dearly
the so-called noodles that you find in spaghetti
Are sweeter than idols do damage like machetes
Without a doubt I got flow coming at ya live
With a thought comes my direct action
every single day I jive>>6084872
Just ask my followers, theyll say it's an addiction!>>6084873
Slurp it! Suck it! I know you all like it!
slurp it, suck it! I know we all livk it!
Pasta in the market!
fruit in the basket!
Chinese Italian Thai or Jamaican
Mexican Egyptian English Korean
Anything goes even Hawaiian
anything goes even alaskan
Long and chewy occasionally gooey!
The best things in life taste good with chop suey!
8 minutes to boil2 minutes to eat
Admit it kid you know noodles cant be beat!
Roll it on your spoon create your own boom
I bet you didnt know noodles the rules
I bet you didnt know there are no rules
Sushi burgers they all taste good!
Pizza burritos they all taste good!
all long as they got noodles, the king of all foods
As long as they like food, then anythings cool!
>>6050423the video also fits Judges 3:17-22;"obtulitque munera Eglon regi Moab erat autem Eglon crassus nimis......tam valide ut capulus ferrum sequeretur in vulnere ac pinguissimo adipe stringeretur nec eduxit gladium sed ita ut percusserat reliquit in corpore statimque per secreta naturae alvi stercora proruperunt."The Bible is sometimes funny, the fat king couldn't die quickly because he was very fat.
>>6084911this one got me lmao
>>6085061She's All That is such a good movie.
another one of the above
>>6079956squidward fucks, we don't
>>6083348fun fact, noone asked for:cream was not common during war time, so they used whipped pork-fat as a substitute. She is jewish and he knows, may not know, but he makes her eat it, either to humilate her or test her.
>>6085302what's the relationship between pork fat and jews?
>>6073956Bollywood movies are more fun to watch than Hollywood ones.
>>6067458I tried, but image limit reached.
>>6085387do you seriously not know jewish people can't eat pork?
>>6085302Wasn't it all about her being at some milk farmers house?
>>6085575never heard of it, no
>>6085379I hope he got away with it.
>>6062623kek
>>6046804Demotivational posters
>>6052726Source me on the animation, better not be a glue advert
>>6086138It's a toothpaste advert iirc.
>>6086162ah yes toothpaste that you rub on your cheeks.
>>6086138https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OALIUJ-yie0
>>6050414lmao
>>6059492>>6070784idgi
>>6076753that wouldnt work in a filename thread either, since the file and filename have the same joke
>>6081331kek I just rewatched The Incredibles today, too
>>6084869lel
>>6084880KEK
>>6084884>>6084887>>6084888what is this shit
>>6084906lmao I love this hittite stuff
>>6085575jewish "people" lmao let them eat pork
>>6077854The problem is that "slapping solar panels on roofs" is never going to replace hydrocarbons. This is why companies like Shell shill wind and solar, even promoting them as "perfect pairs" with natural gas. Efficient clean energy was already in Germany's grasp and they threw it away. Somehow Germany is dumber than the Frogs. Thorium reactors should've been the standard power plant world wide 40 years ago. Instead we let boomers protect and double down on their petroleum investments.
