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Hopefully i can pass the new Mensa designed captcha this time
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>>6053734
I’m not kidding, I think people who go into news and all that other fake bullshit you see on TV, I know it’s a larp. You’re faker than a real estate agent if you do that shit and I have no hope for the larping zoomers that do it. There will one day be a seismic shift in socio-politics and these fakes will be at the bottom of the totem pole. TV and real estate agents were for boomers
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>>6053736
what happened to make people be like this. why can't she just be happy and enjoy life. why does everyone have to be cynical about everything all the time.
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>>6053756
roastie's just mad she's not getting them to waste more money on her
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>>6053737
her teeth look fake.
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>>6053736
german anon here
sadly true
it's like autism originated here
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>>6053788
Lol. I think i still prefer it to fake/feminine American style personality acting
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>>6053737
I hate people like this. You are not more interesting because you heard of 67 before they reported it on the news. It's so fucking unintersting to think like this
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>>6053734
cute, well done
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>>6053824
based, he'll carry that for the rest of his brown life.
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>>6053788
When Wotan Hitler died the German soul died with him.
Nice digits btw.
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>>6053848
damn i feel stupid laughing
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>>6053730
>new Mensa designed captcha

What?
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>>6053730
This is cute rather than funny. Everything else so far was criminally unfunny. >>6053848 is mildly humorous, and >>6053852 is accurate, but just tragic.
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>>6053921
That was set up right ?
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>>6053893
The captcha could be used for the first few questions of Raven's standard progression matrices used in IQ testing
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>>6053794
>a fun little video, destroying $10k in seconds, for internet points
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>>6053906
>björk
of course
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>>6053736
>facial piercing
>is a narcissistic vapid cunt
I'm shocked
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>>6053753
find a different way to cope with being a childless unkissable
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>>6053848
Extremely funny
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>>6053730
>Hopefully i can pass the new Mensa designed captcha this time
how does it feel to live in a data center mr. bot?
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>>6053794
well that was all bullshit, and all you have to do to separate the gold and mercury is melt it. the mercury burns off.
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>>6053850
seems legit.
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>>6053921
Show me DRAGON!
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>>6053950
Mercury gets used to extract gold from ore in mining operations. Though currently the most common method is to use a cyanide process because it is less toxic, and you don't need to grind the ore up as much. Anyway it's trivial to remove the mercury from the gold, you just need to heat it. Preferably you use a system to capture the mercury gas and not just lose the mercury into the atmosphere.
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>>6053910
Fuck I knew someone that spoke like this unironically, it was so painful even being an (admittedly hiding it 100% of the time) autismo myself
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>>6054293
oh. huh.
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>>6053795
What are you even saying, gurpreet?
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>>6053773
You say this because they're not covered in cow shit.
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im not indian you autist. i mean the highly fake and overly positive way they talk, like they always just won the lottery and pretend to care about what the other person is saying as long as is it doesnt get too real
(read all in overly enthusiastic focal fry)
>hey sally!
>oh heeeey! what are you up to?
>oh im just on the way to starbucks for a christmas latte..
>yeah i heard they make them really good there
>i know right right? i swear i'm totally addicted! hahha
>hahha.
>...
>sooooo, how are things with Mark?? (leading tone)
>oh its great he's great. we're going to my moms place for christmas what about you
>oh same same i just still havent finished my christmas shopping its so stressful
>i knooooow im the same way haha
>and what about new years
>we booked the ski resort this time
>oh awesome
>yeah i just hope we get some more snow before then i dont want it to be another bummer!
>oooh dont worry there's a few days left and its colder up there
>...
>awkward pause (presumed to the fault of the lower status party)
>well i wont hold you we totally have to catch up in the new year
>yeah totally!
>bye!
>bye!
and of course bringing up anything negative or buzz killing, being low energy, = huge faux pas

whereas in europe a smile and wave, or a handshake and a nod in the case of men, usually suffices
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