Hopefully i can pass the new Mensa designed captcha this time
>>6053734I’m not kidding, I think people who go into news and all that other fake bullshit you see on TV, I know it’s a larp. You’re faker than a real estate agent if you do that shit and I have no hope for the larping zoomers that do it. There will one day be a seismic shift in socio-politics and these fakes will be at the bottom of the totem pole. TV and real estate agents were for boomers
>>6053736what happened to make people be like this. why can't she just be happy and enjoy life. why does everyone have to be cynical about everything all the time.
>>6053756roastie's just mad she's not getting them to waste more money on her
>>6053737her teeth look fake.
>>6053736german anon heresadly true it's like autism originated here
>>6053788
>>6053788Lol. I think i still prefer it to fake/feminine American style personality acting
>>6053737I hate people like this. You are not more interesting because you heard of 67 before they reported it on the news. It's so fucking unintersting to think like this
>>6053734cute, well done
>>6053824based, he'll carry that for the rest of his brown life.
>>6053788When Wotan Hitler died the German soul died with him.Nice digits btw.
>>6053848damn i feel stupid laughing
>>6053730>new Mensa designed captchaWhat?
>>6053730This is cute rather than funny. Everything else so far was criminally unfunny. >>6053848 is mildly humorous, and >>6053852 is accurate, but just tragic.
>>6053921That was set up right ?
>>6053893The captcha could be used for the first few questions of Raven's standard progression matrices used in IQ testing
>>6053794>a fun little video, destroying $10k in seconds, for internet points
>>6053906>björkof course
>>6053736>facial piercing>is a narcissistic vapid cuntI'm shocked
>>6053753find a different way to cope with being a childless unkissable
>>6053848Extremely funny
>>6053730>Hopefully i can pass the new Mensa designed captcha this timehow does it feel to live in a data center mr. bot?
>>6053794well that was all bullshit, and all you have to do to separate the gold and mercury is melt it. the mercury burns off.
>>6053850seems legit.
>>6053921Show me DRAGON!
>>6053950Mercury gets used to extract gold from ore in mining operations. Though currently the most common method is to use a cyanide process because it is less toxic, and you don't need to grind the ore up as much. Anyway it's trivial to remove the mercury from the gold, you just need to heat it. Preferably you use a system to capture the mercury gas and not just lose the mercury into the atmosphere.
>>6053910Fuck I knew someone that spoke like this unironically, it was so painful even being an (admittedly hiding it 100% of the time) autismo myself
>>6054293oh. huh.
>>6053795What are you even saying, gurpreet?
>>6053773You say this because they're not covered in cow shit.
im not indian you autist. i mean the highly fake and overly positive way they talk, like they always just won the lottery and pretend to care about what the other person is saying as long as is it doesnt get too real(read all in overly enthusiastic focal fry)>hey sally!>oh heeeey! what are you up to?>oh im just on the way to starbucks for a christmas latte..>yeah i heard they make them really good there>i know right right? i swear i'm totally addicted! hahha>hahha.>...>sooooo, how are things with Mark?? (leading tone)>oh its great he's great. we're going to my moms place for christmas what about you>oh same same i just still havent finished my christmas shopping its so stressful>i knooooow im the same way haha>and what about new years>we booked the ski resort this time>oh awesome>yeah i just hope we get some more snow before then i dont want it to be another bummer!>oooh dont worry there's a few days left and its colder up there>...>awkward pause (presumed to the fault of the lower status party)>well i wont hold you we totally have to catch up in the new year>yeah totally!>bye!>bye!and of course bringing up anything negative or buzz killing, being low energy, = huge faux paswhereas in europe a smile and wave, or a handshake and a nod in the case of men, usually suffices
>>6053730
>>6054527classic
>>6053736Where can I find a woman that is the opposite of her? Not exactly physically but more mentally? I am just so sick of women, bros. We need to fix them for the next generation.
>>6054527Who is she?
>>6054311I know this is old, fake, and gay, but the way she breaks down in the end is pottery. Well memed. m'lady.
>>6053737>GoonenLost
>>6054317elaborate with some examples.
>>6056288kek
>>6056633We'd be sitting in a COLLEGE class and a guy would, with that same tone, say "EXCUUUUSE me teacher" and try to get a gotcha on him with some random factoid tangentially related to what was being explained, or ask things that had nothing to do with the subject, for example the professor would be talking about pudding and he would go "but what about mountain bike tires".That dude is a lawyer now, go figure. Either he learned to mask or he's Lord Autismo, AAL
>>6053753are the fakes in the room with you right now, anon?
>>6054062that's a mole
>>6053811People who spread ebonics need to be fucking mocked.
>>6057810>silver eyebrow molehmm interdasting
>>6053788your autism is but a shallow impersonation of the true perfect finnish form
>>6054087don't do this it makes mercury gas
>>6053736Imagine not having a window open in the winter. That is the best air to breathe.
>>6054527>>6056311Charls from MDE as a girl
>>6057902Then why aren't Germans healthier than normal people?
>>6053737and das crazy ja.
>>6056705yea but what about mountain bike tires.. have you ever
>>6053824how would he recover from this?
>>6057883Mercury is a metal, not a gas
>>6058174mercury is a planet retard
>>6058174any solid can turn into a gas. fog is a gas. water is a liquid. ice is a solid
>>6053737Wait wait wait Germany is actually based?!WTF LMAO!
>>6053736Is there something in the water in Germany that turns you into someone who thinks everything is unique to Germany?
>>6058241yes, they also declare an evil world, which has been thoroughly captured by woke types. Every word from 2013 onwards is just a popular word from the right they use to air their grievances.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Un-word_of_the_year2024 was "Biological German". By declaring it an un-word, they're implying that there is no such thing as german heritage
>>6058165>I'm so hot omg lol hahahahahknee slapper
>>6058295Okay, whatever, but is the presenter on national TV impotently seething when spelling those words?Because if not, I might be demoting them back to "plain boring".
>>6058308she's not seething, more like boomers slightly shaking their head at the weird slang of zoomers
>>6053730Cute and also funny>>6058006Witty girl
>>6053730There are no funny women https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQhkRuvexTU
>>6055712>the opposite of herany man will do, faggot
>>6053848boomer foids are the best
>>6058890I know it's staged, but she has such a pretty laugh =3>>6058882>100% KarenWhat an exhausting person to be around.
>>6058882men =/= womentranny
>>6053736this broad is getting too much hate. this is funny. if you're mad at her you're autistic (german).
>>6058267no here in Germany We just have a large number of brainwashed Reddit User running around freely here.
>>6058226the gas is boiled into a solid then broken into millions of pieces to create Colman's mercury powder
>>6057880Naru-ho-do...
>>6058006I believe her.
>>6053737lol, ich goonst
>>6058224no, he's a singer
>>6054527kino
>>6053730anti american babythis is why i'm pro abortion
>>6053734>instead of filming the child while scolding it like all these families from Chicago, she turned it into a jokeGood. I wish more parents would realize that filming your 3-6 year old for the internet to see isnt the grandest of ideas.
>>6053736The idea being not to flex your wealth, but your personality. During the walk, you are supposed to talk. I know, wild concept. Its about a desire to learn about each other, not to feel obligated to sexually reward the paying party. Its a simple thing.Also the broad is getting something wrong; we are proud of our beer but its not like there is a massive and huge rivalry between Warsteiner or Krombacher. There is a rivalry between German beer and every other beer made outside of Germany. Obviously you have some which prefer one brand over another but its never a cause of concern when the Krombacher-Guy walks into a party and they can only offer Warsteiner. You wont see any type of violence or big argument. Infact more often than not I heard a suprised "mmh. Tastes alright!".You will start a war if you claim american beer is better. Thats when WW2 comes back alive. Either she didnt fully understand the average germans argument or she is hamming it up for tiktok views because "haha isnt Germany autistic?" is a popular trend.
>>6059361Your entire nation was brainwashed to hate Hitler
>>6061653Thanks for proving her point about all your beer legally being the same. Meanwhile what even is American beer, kraut
>>6061922when did I say "its the same"? I simply stated that there is no rivalry or extreme brand loyalty akin to Apple tards when it comes to german beer. Just because you arent allowed to add "Yellow 5" or whatever to the beer doesnt mean it taste all the same. I know I had a rather long post but your attention span cant be this eroded that you skimmed over half of it. Also american beer is shit like bud light; a watered down soup that has no kick to it. It basically taste like 3 parts beer, 7 parts water. Also has a strange aftertaste which I dont enjoy.
>>6062198I don't think you comprehend just how limiting the laws are on your beer and why you're incapable of understanding how calling it 'American beer' is retarded. I don't drink anything you've seen an advertisement for, but the stuff I drink would be illegal to be made in your country.The female is right about you as much as it pains me to say
>>6062250>maintaining quality = badI also have this weird feeling that you are the type of person who shits on OSHA. I guess some people are just craving that LiveLeak Chinese lifestyle...
>>6061653>Also. . .*proceeds to rant about german beer*nobody cares dude, you are proving the point of the tik tok whore
>>6053730Wow she's super cute and also super funny, need a gf like thisAlso side note,I love when girls smile and their noses scrunch upName?>>6053734Another funny and charming woman>>6058405t. filtered
>>6053906Is she the one in that video with the other girl, and they're singing/dancing for the boys in the war?
>>6057880
>>6062278If my memory serves me, yes. I was hoping someone would post that video.
>>6059277Exactly, they are the opposite you dumb nigger lol
>>6053906I hate these quirk chungus bitches like you wouldn't believe
>>6062351I love these quirk chungus bitches like you wouldn't believe
>>6059358>if you're mad at her you're autisticNo, you're just projecting
>>6057880>indian guy "inconspicuously" taking pictures of them at the endthey actually cannot help themselves holy kek
>>6053730>>6053848>>6053904>>6053910>>6056288>>6062317these are funny, rest pretty much ain't
>>6053824>>6058073fucked him up for the rest of his lifesuch an evil thing to do
>>6062791Sauce?
>>6062791"brevity is the soul of wit" doesn't translate to ping pong ching chong, apparently.
>>6062791I want to marry fuck and kill all of them
>>6054527I hope she doesn't really make a living out of running a lizard ig account. This has to be a skit, it's also shot on VHS for some reason.
>>6060847Isn't this the same girl that made a video about a crab making "chu chu" sound?
this woman makes me laugh and i dont know why
>>6063344shes not wrong
>>6062803wtf do you mean?
>>6062259You're the kind of serf who thinks everything your government or OSHA does is good because they do it.
>>6060053they were like this in the stone age, too, you know. imagine having to keep them alive in those circumstances...
>>6056705It's actually good for an adult's career to be more strange, it gets easy to remember him. It's only on school and the first years of college than you get hammered into being an NPC
>>6053824Why the fuck is she so loud?
>>6063344oy vey that necklace
>>6064093>>6064108
>>6053730without the camera there she wouldn't be playing with her sonyou can tell she's faking that phone call, none of this is funny
anyone got that 1 webm where the mom in her bathrobe barges in her sons room angrily pointing at his monitor as he tries to calm her down?
>>6064221monkeys aren't capable of being quiet
>>6064644Lost
>>6053736Idk, I've tasted weihenstephen, warsteiner, and a few other imports. I like the warsteiner better, but i think it's because the weihenstephan dunkel is never in stock so I can't judge it. They definitely don't taste the same though.
>>6064647Who is the idiot that adds the music and the credits at the end? What kind of nitwit thinks that is funny?
>>6061639She seems like a keeper and she's cute
>>6062893Its funny because "ping pong ching chong" is devoid of brevity.
>>6053904tfw no female reviewbrah wife
>>6061639if there were more like her around, the world would be a better place
>>6065401do you mean levity?
>>6064160Trust me its way harder to keep them safe now, most dangerous things don't have big sharp teethI had a workplace safety officer burn herself so bad that she needed skin grafts after repeatedly being told not to touch anything
>>6064241>>6063344You know she looked like the most goblin jew imaginable before they completely reworked her face
>>6060847gonna be honest, she isn't any more confused about why BTC succeeded while other digital currencies before it did not than my cryptography professor in uni was
>>6053730>Hopefully i can pass the new Mensa designed captcha this timedude. the new captcha is so simple...READ THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS!
>>6058174mercury can be a gas.>>6058226>fog is a gasfog is vapor
>>6065895mercury vapor is what causes mad hatter's disease
>>6053921>what deed do recently married couples do in their marital bed in order to procreate?>Sex, Steve>...
>>6062323
Bloody veganas
>>6053736American women are fucking awful my God I need to leave this country.
>>6058006Lol my dad did the same thing with me but with a baseball bat and my shin and the hospital with a new gamecube with fzero and mario kart and my own room instead of sharing with my brother
>>6065473nigger it wasnt genuine. the only way a woman acts like that is 100 years ago or is paid to.
>>6053736>>6053737do you have a link?
>>6053849she fucks the dog
>>6065743Typical behaviour and reaction at the end.
>>6054311she has a shockingly sexual body
>>6060832reminded me of this
>>6061639that's just a female daxflame
>>6065113American sitcom fans. Jokes need a fanfare or laugh track to "emphasise" a joke. How else would they know the funny happened?
Why do women cry?
Despite being women, this thread was funnier than any of the recent trash YLYL threads.
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