South East Asia and diaspora thread. Memes, talent, culture, history, fashion, soul.Creepy sexpat/fetishist behavior not welcome.
>>6071008
viet peasant man sings numbers
>>6071007>>6071009How are SEA chicks so hot and yet without exception the guys look like retarded monkeys LMAO
>>6071212Apart from whites, the women from all races look better than the men. Well black women and men are both ugly
have you tried jollibee?
>>6071212only the better looking SEA girls are posted, the rest look like retarded monkeys
>>6071292south east asian men are better looking than the women.
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>>6071662is that sambal?
>>6071484Literally looks like the missing link
>>6071009>will never be a police in jakarta>will never have her as your police partner backup>will never cruise on a yamaha xj900p with her close by, the lights mirrored on wet monsoon asphalt>will never stop by a mamak stall with her after work>will never have her cover you as you place handcuffs on a criminal facing a rusty corrugated iron wall>will never round up australian bule druggies for flogging and public humiliation with her>will never have her act as bait to gather information on remnant prostitution rings in kalijodo red light district (run by chinese)
>>6071722yet he's had more sex than you
anyone have this video i'm looking for?>in a police office>guy in a dress>gets surrounded by manly cops in uniform>they look at him disapprovingly>he starts dancing seductively at them or something>they seem unfazed
don't know how to convert to webm while keeping it high quality and lower file size.
>>6071756By raping men's asses
>>6071007Are SEA men the most cucked people on the planet?Imagine an entire region where your women fucking and marrying foreign men is a fundemanetal part of your culture.
>>6072673They're barely men to begin with.
>all this yapping against SEA men out of nowhere
>>6072673>>6073054Bet SEA Chads get more pussy than you.Prostitution is normalized in that part of the world, SEA Chads literally go to hookers then marry one of their own.Only whores sleep with farang
>>6073646lol, imagine any western country being like this>"yeah, my wife used to be a prostitute who fucked tons of Black and Indian guys, but it was all fake she just did it for the money haha. Now she's my trad wife."
>>6073724sounds like america
>>6071007flips are just the absolute worst
>>6074122Nice try, gurpie.
>>6073724western women do this.they also protect immigrants who commit crimes and even die for them
>>6073646That situation sounds so third world I almost feel sorry for you.
>>6072460A similar thing exists in French. It used to be used by proles abd thugs mostly 30 years ago, but now it has made its way in common language (only some distinct words)Like "fou" (crazy) becoming "ouf" (cray-cray) pronounced "oof"Or "merci" (thanks) becoming "cimer"
>>6071007
don't have access to hard drive for now can't post more for a few days
>>6076121>philippine sabahborneo should be all indonesia or malaysia for map aesthetics reasons.on related note island papua should be all indonesia or all papua new guinea. the most unaesthetic national divide in all of south east asia.
Is tagalog or Indonesian easier to learn?
>>6072460Seems more like an inside joke.
>>6077677indonesian by a long mile. tagalog has much more complex structure and actual conjugation. you might find more people to talk to in tagalog though.
>>6077683Yes, that's what most slang is, smartass.
>>6074320you clearly haven't met hmongs or cambodians
>>6076162what are they saying?also captcha just straight up lying now
is this AI?
is it true that this is the current trend in flipland?
>>6079369
this is how thai zoomer women are dressing in current year
how viet fqbois be dripping themselves out
trying to look for actual respectable flip fashion but most of it is just dressing like clowns. why are they like this?
>>6079369i have even seen some that take baggy to the next level they just wear flowing skirts>>6079421more clownishness
Reminder that Obama is actually Indonesian (possibly partial Papuan descent)
even though viets barely count as SEA
>>6077739south east asia was so cucked with the face mask. such a shame.
>>6072460glasses pink plushie phenotype
>>6074320Flips score more White and Latina women than the entirety of several East Asian nations. https://wonder.cdc.gov/natality-expanded-current.html
>>6080041aboriginal taiwanese already looked like some native americans and less like typical east asian to begin with. asian morphology (i assume they mean corresponding to chinese/japanese/korean) being that high possibly shows the relatively recent influence of chinese on modern filipino just like with all other south east asian ethnicities.
>>6073054They usually have more masculine looking faces than east asians but they're darker and shorter so it's a tradeoff, but if a bitch likes asians she would probably still like seamonkeys provided they just look like dark chinks and not pajeets
>>6072673I still think spics are the biggest cucks
>>6080523>but if a bitch likes asians she would probably still like seamonkeys provided they just look like dark chinks and not pajeetsIf a woman has yellow fever, they tend to like pretty boys, SEAs can never compete with surgery doll south Koreans or good looking Japs. Most SEAs I know do not look more masculine by the way, they tend to be rounder and even pudgier or more child like on average than east Asians.
>>6080527>>6080523fetishization like yellow fever even towards men is bad thoughbeit.
>>6080651Shut up, faggot.
>>6080527East Asians like Japanese and South Koreans are compulsive liars who literally abuse Plastic Surgery to look good. They have the world's largest plastic surgery per capita rates.But when White Girls go South Korea and Japan, they are surprised that majority of the natural men who didn't undergo plastic surgery are butt fuck ugly.
>>6080527Actually the raw data shows that more White and Latina women marry Southeast Asian Men as a percentage in the USA than East Asian Men. Kpoop maxing is a huge ass larping cope, when the census data records, show otherwise.https://wonder.cdc.gov/natality-expanded-current.html
>>6081043How does that hold up per capita? How many more SEAs are there in the US compared to Japs?
>>6081040>putting the Japanese in the same boat as KoreansSEAseethe is always funny to watch.
>>6080671imagine relying on a woman to be into kpop and anime and to kpop max to get a girl. meanwhile swapaginos and other sea chads can get normal women without needing to do that cringe shit because they are naturally more confident.
>>6081067not looking good for the east asians i'm afraid. there's a little more than 3x flips than japs. if there were as many japanese as filipino in USA it would be around 1500 vs 2800. gomen ne.as a thought experiment, there are more chinese in USA compared to filipino.
>>6081068Genetic studies show that of Japan's ancestry that's divided into Indigenous Jomon and foreign Yayoi (Which form the majority of Japan now), a large part of the Yayoi ancestry comes from modern Koreans.https://share.google/aimode/Jlp4WoD7IKjabSS3L>Shared Ancestry: The majority of Japanese genetic ancestry is derived from sources related to mainland Asian groups, predominantly from the Korean peninsula.>Admixture Ratios: Recent studies suggest that present-day Japanese (specifically the "Mainland" or Yamato group, which makes up over 98% of Japan's population) can be modeled as having roughly 91% Korean-related (Yayoi/Kofun) ancestry and 9% Jōmon ancestry.
>>6081152>completely irrelevant bullshit for the lie of them being the same as Koreans who do extreme plastic surgeryRetard.
>>6081139>as a thought experiment, there are more chinese in USA compared to filipinoChinks are just insufferable, though.
>>6081133What the actual fuck are you rambling about you absolute SEAschizo?
>>6081153Aww the mere FACT that 98% of Japan is 91% Korean and 9% Jomon is now irrelevant?Holy Fucking cope you souless Japanese. We truly shouldn't have been merciful to you, and we should have counter genocided , so that you would have a taste of your own medicine like the literal demons that you were since you had no problem genociding the Chinese and Southeast Asians, in World War 2.
Let me calculate!There are 1.6 Million Japanese-Americanshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_AmericansThere are 2 Million Korean-Americanshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_AmericansThere are 2.3 Million Vietnamese-Americanshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnamese_AmericansThere are 4.6 Million Filipino-Americanshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filipino_AmericansAnd there are 5.4 Million Chinese-Americanshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_AmericansIf the Filipino population is the Baseline of our calculations represented as "1" on the scale, the population numbers are the following.Chinese: 1.17 (Of Filipnos)Filipinos: 1 (Of course, they are the baseline)Vietnamese: 0.50Korean: 0.43Japanese: 0.35Now comparing the number of White Women these Asians score in marriage in ratio to their population...Chinese: 2,565Filipinos: 2,818Vietnamese: 1,206Korean: 1,713And Japanese: 511We have the end math results in the product shown in (Picrel).Yikes, despite all the racism and lies East Asians (Japanese, Koreans, and Chinese) - Americans, hurl against Southeast Asians (Filipinos) - Americans, they get mogged in the dating and marriage game by said Southeast Asian Filipinos.
>>6081156It is just and righteous to kill a Japanese and Korean on sight, who were parts of the Japanese Empire that massacred millions of innocent Chinese and Southeast Asians. And who enjoy their current wealth from reinvesting all the money they stole across Asia during World War 2. When the great reckoning will come, Koreans and Japanese will quake in fear out of the righteous justice which should be aimed against their pillaging heads.
>>6081169ouch!
>>6081174Holy seethe.
>>6081154Shut up souless Jap. Chinks never murdered 50 million innocent civilians across Asia in cold blood.
>>6081177Yeah, they're too busy killing themselves to go after anyone else.
>>6079379imagine blocking a store entrance to record your little fashion show with your buddy, jesus christ
>>6079369>>6079425in practice most people just wear a tee and jeans. or shorts. it's way too hot for most of this bullshit. and anyone who's "fashionable" either steals from american hip hop shit, korean fashion, japanese fashion, or male manipulators in earth tonest. filipino
>>6081780wouldn't the baggy jeans be more comfortable in the hot weather than regular fit jeans? since there's less skin contact, kind of like how middle eastern/north african nomads wear loose clothes.
>>6079410>womenAnon I...
>>6080527Meh, then they should muscle max and try to pass off as samoan or something
>>6081177They would do it if they could kek japs just were better at mobilizing and modernizing their military
>muh dick!>ayoo we taking your womenWhites really are the niggers of Asia
>>6071007Anyone have the vid of a woman filming how to open a coconut out in the field, and a cat is blocking the view so she grabs it by the ballsack to get get the it out of frame?
show me a hot pinoy
>>6081791from experience, it doesn't really make much of a difference. either you sweat, or you don't. most places have a/c, too, so anyone who wears pants at all isn't too picky. that and wearing loose bottoms in the shittier parts of the capital is just begging to be swept through a dirty puddle or random dog shit
Anyone have that one filipino incel who would say that the spirit of Elliot Rodger lives on within him?
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>>6083065
sinodonts mogged tfo by sundadonts
>>6083095True Asian means groups that make degenerate material weebs can fap to, kek I kinda agree though, but viets are racially pretty much east asian
>>6083084Brown kuwabara mogging
>>6081177>>6081882chinese war history is a complex tale of barbarians killing off populations and taking their identity/kingdom like a murderer wearing its victim's face as a mask (northern barbarians), the same barbarians who are now an empire killing other barbarians and absorbing the rest (how southern china became han majority), or the cycle continues when some rebel group claims independence from the empire after the original people they claim to be descended from have been mostly killed/bred out (viets).
>>6072460regginkill all swejYeah it could work
>>6079355>is this AI?are you retarded?
typical thai copy khmer
>>6071484>The most prolific rapist in British legal history>not a child rapistX
>>6083488those just get their charges dismissed or they don't investigate further for past offenses. sinaga's first mistake was being catholic and not muslim.
anyone notice how a lot of blacks fw cambodia? lots of khmer blasians too though a lot of khmer are basically black anyway. vid unrelated
>>6084068wife (cambodian) in the photo in the bg.vid and caption confused me because been a while since someone use "pov" correctly
>>6083478God, they both look stupid.
>>6083221The problem with Chinese is there's just too fucking many of them, japs and koreans have miniscule populations comparatively
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>>6080041Christ, the dark timeline future really is going to be a bunch of monkeys squatting in the ruins of Western Civilization and arguing about who is the most White.
>>6071484Webm not related right?
>>6085426kek this generated an impressive amount of seething when it became viral>>6085078question is, is this behavior because flips are mexicans of asia, or because it's muslim flips
that one time that a gang war erupted between thai and filipino lady boys, with thousands of participants.
>>6086019filipino lady boys insult, surround and assault local thai lady boys
>>6085994rip
>>6086038which one died?
>>6086664On August 27, 2021, Aldrin "Dunoo" Pangan passed away due to complications caused by COVID-19. His death was mourned by fans and public figures within Dota 2. In response, Valve re-released "Easiest money of my life!", "Lakad Matatag! Normalin Normalin" and "The next level play!" as guild awards.
>>6086974>complications caused by COVID-19damn, they sacrificed him to heighten the COVID scare.guy in vid also died (just before the covid panic)
zesty
>>6083059anyone know the names of the cambodian baddies here? particularly the second one (sitting on a gamer chair) and the curly haired dark-skinned one.
arab men encounter a zesty pinoy instead while out patrolling the desert for zutts.>would post longer vid without caption but file too big.
>>6083212>>6083084he can't move it like j groove though.
>>6088605
>>6073724You think it's not white men that are marrying the ex-pornstars, onlyfans and other whores? It's not the asians that are doing it in the west. It's also white men who are fucking losers back home that always come to asia to do 1 of 2 things, fuck prostitutes or marry some ugly girl nobody even wanted.
>>6081780You're slightly off the mark here, American hiphop hasn't been leading the fashion scene for years. When you're no longer the innovator and creating new shit, nobody is stealing from you cause you never had it. This is also not korean fashion because anyone knows their shit is monotone and basic, there's nothing about korean fashion that is loud or flashy. Japanese fashion is also minimalist that focuses on quality and function. The country that does this edgy shit is also the country that makes all this, it's China.
>>6087102nope
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>>6081156swagless east asian men who depend on women already having asian fixation, and other men who view them more favorably, condescendingly remark south east asian men need to pass as east asian/kpop max to pull women, but third world confidence is enough.no need to samoa max either.
>>6072492I love this webm, every time I see this I also wonders how to rescale it into bigger resolution. Probably TopazAI or other expensive tool can handle it
give jadu philippine citizenship now
>morning in south east asia>someone hammering a nail on bamboo or rough sawn pieces of lumber>rooster crowing
first worlders will never know how how much soul it is to grow up playing on the dirt road with the neighborhood kids.
>>6081040it’s not like she is above average looking. I’d even say she’s below average looking. (Even if there are low-standards simps that will comment “would”, it doesn’t change this fact). She also has a nasty cunt kind of personality. If I walked around videoing random innocent women for the sole purpose of posting them online to shit on their looks, everyone could agree that is ugly behavior. You could even say it’d be incel shit, so she’s a femcel if you think about it. Realistically she’s looks matched with every single korean guy that was in the video. She’s not young in the least, she’s not pale, she has a big nose, her hair is thin, her face isn’t pleasing, she’s not skinny, but she’s also not curvy, she has a nasty personality, she over values herself immensely. Also, I can’t say whether or not the handsome men pictured in that video had surgery or not, but I think it’s stupid to assume they all are fake. Every population has above average looking people, but they are never common, because again, above average is the key terminology here. That bitch is throwing rocks at glass houses, 100%.
>>6093836one of my childhood friends that i used to play on our street i find out became a ladyboy and died in an accident.
>>6093928average southeast asian life arc desu senpai
do better, flips
>>6094630>>6094573tell me about ambatukam. why is he a SEA idol? as well as Yes King. thug hunting. and other similar sorts. what causes this
>>6091963honorary swagipino
>>6094683the SEA cultures are loud and love over the top reactions and they watch a lot of brainrot/streamers like ishowspeed. a popular indonesian streamer reacted to ambatukam and mas amba (brother amba) noticed it so now there's a feed back loop to where he tries indonesian stuff. indonesians like to recontextualize taboo things like remixing "ambatukam" into a dangdut type beat and him saying "fuck me fuck me fuck me" in content about pop mie (a line of cup noodles by indomie) which sounds similar.
>>6087010how a chindo feels seeing papuan bull take the pribumi cewek
how do i unblock mci.o and spur.us? had to disable ublock
>>6096599
>thai food is astroturfed by government so that foreigners would go to thailand, spend money there, and get fleeced by ladyboys
laos must answer for poisoning all these blonde angels
i wish i was cool enough to dress like these retards
>>6081068Japs and koreans are very racially similar
>>6081169This is probably because sea thugmax compared to east asians, but really white women who racemix usually arent high quality anyway
>>6098394in the philippines they live in cemetery, sleeping on the sarcophagus sometimes eating refried food waste over them.>>6098591from observation, sea thugmaxxers are marrying latinas or some mulatta, like that one thai guy timothy dela ghetto. but over all, south east asians are more out going.
>>6098590LolLmao
vietnam's cultural contribution with most international reach, more than pho probably