street food
>>6076987you just KNOW that shit is completely underseasoned.
>>6077013Yum yum
>>6077354wow
>>6077022cute mice family at the beginning
>>6077551rats even
>>6078215
>>6078215>>6078216>>6078218So you're saying the street isn't the reason so many of these videos appear to be caked in shit? I mean, I see the street here, but things seem fairly clean. 8.5/10 would pay 72 cents for one.
>>6078226What is the reason then?
>>6078226Street food is a real thing, but it's pajeets that cook in shit. Rats, crap and lack of soap is not requirement.
>>6076982That's what they have in stead of toilets?
>>6076991Uh...they couldn't find any other person capable of stepping on apples? The only qualified person was a guy with something so awful on his big toe that even in the third world someone decided it at least should havea plastic bag tied round it?
How do you know it's an Indian Street video without seeing it? *Beep beep beep beep beep*
>>6078215>>6078216>>6078218what a breath of fresh air. ty anon. it's nice to see something other than the usual>hurrr look at indin filth and squalor >poop hahahai get it. they're scuzz. but 1) there's already an india thread (that's 90% "food"), and 2) it'd be nice to have a street food thread that's actually nice and not nightmare fuel once in a while.
AI has ruined the fun of those
>>6080047Not street food.
>>6078218hot damn man
>>6078239>>>6078421
>>6081450The secret ingredient is water collected from the man at the back, dripping down his body into a container, and then served.
Bump
Post the egg doctor
>>6083037
>>6083066>Fun marketing gimmick>Completely sanitary >Organic bio locally sourced fresh eggs>Food never touches handsPajeets are getting mogged hard.
>>6078215>>6078216>>6078218I saved a handful of Thai street food videos, some of the first in my cooking and food folder. I'll post a few to keep this thread going, at least a little.
>>6084817Or just two. These captchas just make me not want to post at all.
>>6077022For me is the discarded HR resumes
>>6077022actually looks alright if it wasn't for the fucking rats
>>6077022>those gold jewelries and watchassuming those are real, in india you can afford luxuries just from working as a street vendor?
>>6083233
>>6076982Congrats to the faggot Anon trying to ruin street food threads by pushing his AI slop every thread.
>>6084817>>6084818that's just nuts. it's almost like just because you're cooking in the street doesn't mean you have to be an irredeemable slob.
>>6076982you know it smells pungent in there
>>6078215Tasty fish. never fails to win my favour when it's fried
>>6077013>>6081828
>>6083066I always get a kick off of this webm because I grew up in that town. I even recognize that building.
>>6084922What a fucking egg peasant. Dude flunked out of egg medical school and is selling unlicensed counterfeit egg prescriptions
>>6085208Looks pretty good, I'd eat it.>>6085220I am appalled.
>open thread>exact same webms posted very single timeI dunno why I even look any more.
>>6086433>I dunno why I even look any more.Find some with 100% all wearing food safety gear, FAGGOT
>>6077022The street gruel. The rat infestation. The incessant honking. I can't wait until our countries are completely browned! It'll be great
>>6085306Nairobi?
>>6077022> this nigger actually took used A2 sheets from an office to shovel his vendor gruel ontothe only way this would be kino is if it's actually emergency room medical forms that you can fill out before you lose consciousness from intestinal pain.
>>6086449I'm pretty confident that webm was filmed in Kiambu Town. The egg guys usually have trolleys with smokies, sausages, chapatis, samosas, together with the classic boiled eggs and salsa. They typically have decent hygiene standards. And they are everywhere.
>>6086433Post new materials then.
>>6086312MMMMM are those habeebs famous giant rat turds in piss water
>>6087666Based. Hopefully there will be someone to pass the torch two once these two retire.
>>6077002I don't know why you'd think that.
The sad part is that most of this food looks like it's absolutely delicious.A shame about the excrement and feet though.
>>6087710Don't worry, you could still recreate the ingredients without the jeet part.
>>6087666たこ焼 岡takoyaki oka兵庫県尼崎市東桜木町1616 Higashisakuragicho, Amagasaki, Hyogo 660-0864, Japan
>>6087822Does he have an OF where he shows his cock off?
>>6085220>>6085386>I am appalled.At this point I'm just inclined to think that jeets stick their hands into the food as a means of convincing people that they've actually done some form of preparation that they 'deserve' to be paid for
>>6078208The infernal honking, it's the infernal honking.
>>6087696>Based. Hopefully there will be someone to pass the torch two once these two retire.(there isn't)
>>6088337>The infernal honking, it's the infernal honking.This, I would lose my fucking mind. I can't stand watching the shitlibs protest ICE either because of their constantly honking and whistling. I haven't been to a McDonalds in a while but they usually always have some fryer or something beeping and the workers there will just let it beep for 10 minutes at a time I don't get it.
>1.5 billion jeets>it takes around 2,000 calories to feed a human>likely around 1500 for a jeet because they are small >it takes 2.25x1012 kcal to feed india for a day>which are 1,046,700,000,000 kilo joules >which are over 250,167 tons of TNT>which is around 1/4 of a megaton nuclear bomb>EVERY FUCKING DAYno wonder that place is shitty, they are eating nukes and defecating the fallout EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAYHOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>6087805Damn, thai hooters looks nice
>>6081450kek the sound effects
thanks to those who posted actual food for once
>>6088417This is why regardless of the famines, Winston Churchill is still a hero.
>>6088417>2.25x10^12 kcalThat's about 4 billion Big Macs for comparison.
>>6085251Damn this one is real. What is this ritual called ?
>>6090719It's called an insulated pot with a tube blowing air bubbles.
>>6091820HAHAHAHA ZOOMER SOUND EFFECTS HAHAHAHA
>>6076982It's hygienic enough for them. The mistake that some people make, is to see them as equals. In a way they are like us, human, but way less developed. Like cavemen. Ooga booga nigga.
>>6091811It looked nice and actually clean(ish) until he put the eggs in it.
>>6090423This is by far the grossest one
Jeet food in the west always looks so colorful and appetizing, but apparently back in India everything is some kind of disgusting brown slop. Apparently when they don't have to appeal to white men's standards this is just their natural cooking culture. Truly revolting.
>>6091811>add so much spice to the mixture that it turns brownWhy do they always do this? That thing is 80% onions and I bet you can't even taste them after all the crap they add in.
>>6091873the zoomer sound effects make it so much better nigger
>>6091820This entire video would've been better, if the end result wasn't a pint that looks like day old dishwaterwtf
>>6077022Jesus, that constant honking. Surely they muat realise it won't move any faster by just making more noise.
>>6084928damn, from back when he had hair
>>6087783>can you add some milk, please~
>>6096252ye not only that but what really grinds my gears is that none of the glasses are equally filled. after years of serving these one would think hed finally got the maneuver down to a t>>6096280ive heard they re not honking for going faster, but so others detect/sense them and dont drive them over liek some sort of echo location
>>6076982This makes a liberal salivate like Pavlov's dog
>>6076982These threads are perfect for curing constipation.
>>6084922
why is it so rare to see indian women cooking?
>>6098388India is the rape capital of the world, so it's smart for those women to avoid the streets at all costs.
>>6087848That's not even from India, retard.
>>6091838+1 izzat saar
>>6098551Who the fuck's talking to you, boy?
>>6091813Such a comical nation. Real life cartoon characters
>>61003261 bag of ice please. Extra piss.
This shit is so gross, people eat that stuff?
>>6096972>ive heard they re not honking for going faster, but so others detect/sense them and dont drive them over liek some sort of echo locationThey honk at red lights so that sounds like jeet cope to seem sophisticated.
>>6096972lol you are indian
>>6083072funny to see even niggers, who literally survive off canabaalism, also be repulsed by jeets
>>6087666based satanrare to see people existing to uplift humanityit tends to be exclusively members of the old guard who have truly lived through hellpeople don't realize that things have only gotten as bad as they have due to the selfishness of the collective, allowing everyday horrors to even root itself, becoming a way of life.
>>6091813I would like to see him chuck it at another jeet, impaling him and then flaying him adding to the flavor
if i wanted to kill myself id eat everything ITT take a copious amount of laxatives two tabs of acid and go out jamming on the toilet like elvis
why are these videos verticalyou can just move the phone horizontal to record and view videopeople dont have vertical eyes
>>6099443FUCK OFF WITH YOUR GOD DAMN CAPTIONS ALL OVER THE SCREEN
>>6094274Seriously. This is the daily special (every day) its a bucket of rice+veg slop, extra spicy.
>>60876667 pieces for 100 yen is amazing
>>6093861can't take the third world out of the third worlder
>>6098551>The Brits drew a line>and suddenly Pakistani are genetically distinct from IndiansI dont think the Vedas were written by Indians.
>>6104241>ElvisA king who died on the throne indeed.
>>6104241Kek
>>6085306Did you ever petition the services of the Egg doctor?
>>6090719It's an ancient hindu tradition called धोखाधड़ी.
>>6097629>seething magatardpriceless
