If you could send a single video from earth to an alien civilization, which one would you choose?
>>6089517the best porn i can find
>>6089517>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFC7GQwi6uI
>>6089517Video? Nah, I'm just gonna send them this. They'll know not to fuck with us after hearing a man shred that hard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmd9qD32G2k
>>6089596Based
>>6089517
"On second thoughts, let's not make contact with these lifeforms.""Planet 63738223, nothing of Interest to report. Moving on."
>>6089517Hitler's opening speech to the 1936 Berlin Olypmics
Send em' this
>>6089517Show them this, show them that the aryan race are a bunch of losers.
>>6089620
>>6089517The original full Mr. Hands
>>6089639ZESTY
I'd send them some sissy babecock hypno
>>6089532They would like us!
>>6089620You will never be a real woman
>>6089784I would send the aliens a video of you to see if they know what's wrong with you
>>6089620Propaganda doesn't work if you make the truth too obvious. The IDF sucks at its job. Stay mad that we're noticing.
>>6089829kek
>>6089829Is that jared taylor?
>>6089918on impact it sounds like her (? the one on the floor) ribcage got smashed. either way that looks like an extremely dangerous and stupid thing to do.
>>6089928Or the floor just died I don't know but aliens have the technology to get it right.
>>6089829Oh man, the legendary Jew destroyer!
>>6089928Love hurts
Fuck off space niggers, we're full.You can crash on the moon if you want.>>6089612Based and contact-pilled
>>6089517Unironically, this.
>>6089864I would send a classic
>>6089639downright peculiar
>>6089613Is this video popular on tiktok or wherever it was posted? Has the guy ever said he regrets making it or is this the only place that would actually know it?
>>6089784lmao good patriot boy
>>6090678You spelled goy wrong, rabbi.
>>6089620AI is on the side of the white race and need constant lobotomisation to not become the next Hitler because it "notice" in miliseconds.What make you think an Alien capable of space travel wouldn't look at this and say "man, fuck these jews"
>>6090710Not disagreeing with you, but you talk about it like it has real intelligence. It's just a pattern recognition system and prediction engine. None of these computers actually know what they're doing. With that said, when it comes to finding a pattern, computers are awfully good at it.
>>6090722I picked AI because it's the newest discovered form of intelligence that isn't human and is by definition, already alien to us.What about you, what is it you concider "a real form of intelligence"? Recognising paterns and predicting are both aspects of intelligence.
>>6089831They don't have to grossly misrepresent the facts to make it seem peculiar
they'd understand
>>6090753too smart, anon
>>6090730Perhaps some awareness and some logic that isn't given to it, but instead learned through experience. A modern one can't really do those things. They just mimic the piles of data from the net.
>>6090710It doesn't notice anything. It just repeats what terminally online loud minorities post on x and reddit.
>>6089829what part does this play in the 500 year business plan?
>>6089918it's so frustrating how little *good* lesbian ass smothering there is online. A lot of it sucks.
>>6091042old-school 2000s deviantart soul (unlike nu-deviantart of today which literally became a commercialized leftist jew hugbox)
>>6091102And the aliens will side with the Jews and Israel because their intentions are invasion and they self-insert as that merchant.Thanks a lot doofus, you dun goofed.
idk if I would send this one but it always gives me a laugh
>>6092053the only funny soijak edit on the internet
>>6090217lol good mindsetthat is not even the hardest one to get.didn't know kids still played this.
>>6089620based
>>6092068>john nig
>>6090549that's a foreign language, they're not going to be able to understand that one anon
>>6089864Okay, now tell us who was responsible for the Crusade and the Holocaust or does that not fit with your fuck ass narrative
>>6090677>bluetooth fucking>fucking bluetooth
>>6089584And what acts would that include?
>>6090734Wdym?
>>6091955You don't know their intentions, faggotYou need to get off your meds and talk to someone
>>6091928the brasils do good stuff. everything around newmfx, bffvideos. they are incredibly brutal. the girls often faint, get bloody noses and whine and cry constatly. the dom girls dont give a fuck. they even laugh at them in some of the outtakes.
>>6093402been looking for this video everywherethank you
>>6092761
>>6093560They don't teach you this in school.
>>6093601holy shit my dad and sister used to love this episodethanks for reminding me anon
>>6094605Fucking elves...
>>6092767>now tell us who was responsible for the CrusadeWhich one, those of the Muslims three hundred years before the Christians or the current one ?Lurk moar newfag
>>6092767>the Crusadenothingburger>the Holocausthitler liked muslims
>>6089517The Rocky Horror Picture Show
>>6094605
>>6092767>crusadesMuslimes launched thousands of jihad against christians.Christians lauching a handfull of crusades in response to make them stop.Fuck you for even insinuating they are not a good thing that benefited the whole of humanity.>holocostCry me a river, some jews amplified a lie of wartime propaganda to get their country going more smoothly and make sure the boomer sacrifice their children's future and their wive's dignity.Eat shit vermin.
>>6092767>Self Defense situation from Islamic raids on pilgrims.>Never OccuredGotta have better examples than those lol. Battle of Tours maybe?
>>6092767The Holocaust didn't happen, so we unfortunately cannot take credit for that.
>>6089639Why do they all do the same dance move of falling on one of their legs as the other is stretched out?
>>6089864What a feminine video to miss the point that semites are generally bad for European societies.>>6092767Once again, semites, funny enough. Though >>6094757 doesn't seem to understand them very well (several series of crusades, low death toll all around, long period, Christians also fought Christians *see Constantinople*, if you're Christian the main guy was pretty "turn the other cheek, curse not those who persecute you" and so on against your understanding but whatever) the crusades were pretty all around pyrrhic and retarded. Additionally, as you've now been well informed: the Holocaust did not kill many more than 250k heebs in Yurope, but it really should have.
>>6094765completely forgot about this video.fuckin needed this, got tears in my eyes from laughing so much and now i'm going to watch it again for the fourth time in a row.masterpiece
>>6094867>the Holocaust did not kill many more than 250k heebs in Yurope, but it really should have.yes of course. let's hope when the next round comes soon we do a better job, we have the technology for gods sake.sure, they do too but when the "white" man gets pissed off properly there's no stopping it and - again - we have insane tech we could use to exterminate these cunts once and for all. then we go for eradicating the jeets off of the face of the plane, obviously.niggers? eh, that's actually complicated because i like congo natty ragga from the 90's so i'm a little torn on that one. maybe have a no tolerance thing where if they chimpout there's no mercy. instant death.i think they're trainable. maybe?we'll see when i become god-emperor and make the rules.
>>6089517I'd make sure they don't repeat our mistakes.
>>6094923based
>>6093298Kek, fucking vibri
>>6095330this wouldn't make sense if they hadn't seen the movie
>>6092068Jesus christ its Nick Gurr
>>6094923Is this really what people watch these days?
>>6094923
>>6095652right? i don't have that "aversion to cuteness" or whatever that anon copypasta was, but that video is revolting. can't articulate why and i don't really want to think about it enough to do so.
>>6095703To this day it completley mystifies me what software these nicovideos were made with.Syncing sound by frame in most video editors is fucking hell. This must have had some special functionality for that purpose.
>>6095775I have no idea why I watched the whole thingHere's fiive bucks
>>60934021 for 1
>>6095815Hwat dat mean
>>6092767>implying either of those things were negatives
>>6089517>send a single video from earth to an alien civilizationwhy would i ever send mexico a video?
>>6089517I don't need a video. Just three words.Never trust jews.
>>6095980epic
>>6089617actually, yeah. I would send this vid and say this was only just our elders launching nukes at the last alien species that tried to fuck us.
>>60958901 new webm for my awful machines folder traded for 1 old webm in my awful machines folder
>>6095710
>>6092809sexual acts
>>6094746this is clearly the superior one
>>6093374for example
this one. we're all superpowered and have no clue
>>6097641go back retard no one thinks this is funny outside of tiktok
>>6097996i thought they just wanted to kill the jews, wtf is all this about?
>>6094927Source on the music?
>>6097104Oh
>>6091042AI could never
>>6089517The entirety of Dunston Checks In
>>6089517Probably some disgusting indian street "food" video
>>6089829how is this not titled something in relation to jesus flipping the tables in the church
>>6089517Easy choice.
>>6094923classic
>If you could send a single video from earth to an alien civilization, which one would you choose?
>>6099020Somehow an improvement.
>>6099020I got banned for fligigu when the thread first started. You're doing God's work anon
>>6098039Krystle (URL Cyber Palace Mix) Machine Girl
>>6095775classic
not a video but still
