Simple cuisine edition
Fancy some horse meat?
>>6093124It only did the easy part..
>>6097836Neat
>>6097836I would have stopped at the phallus. There is no accounting for taste.
>>6097836Now who gets to eat it
>>6098202How is a penis more tasteful than a dragon? You're the problem.
>>6097836wtf that's crazy>>6098202lol. but also, it's big and brown, just how you like it eh patel
>>6097836appreciate this webm for not really showing this guy's face. His creepy smile ruins most of the other videos with him
>>6098202sculpting chocolate isn't really supposed to be especially tasty, it's just better for tempering and manipulating
>>6098406Your link is broken so I don't know what all that is about either.
>>6098484that's why i typed "no (you) for you".it's literally the fourth post itt
>>6098522I've never understood why you people think it's worth it to "deny the (you)" when it means everyone would have to hunt manually for the post you're referring to. Certainly doesn't shame the person you intend to shame. I don't think this whole (you) thing is that important. Also, you don't need the word 'literally' there.
>>6098541You do care, you're just being tsundere about it.
>>6098325Crispiness you can HEAR
>>6098325Where the FUCK can I find the actual recipe? Seems like there is a recipe book for this show but it's out of print and $150+.
>>6098538It's some kind of zoomer autism. Don't respond to anyone that does that autistic shit. I equate it with weirdos that can't look you in the eye.
>>6100022now i'm going to give myself a (you) and a checked for dubs and there is nothing you can do to stop me.u mad? jimmies rustled?qq bitch
>>6099829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iT0qRyWIyE
>>6099829post the name of the book
>>6097836>make cool shapes from molten chocolate>neat engineering>then just sculpt it with soft chocolate paste like it was clayMeh>just fucking paint over everything so you can't even see that it's chocolateOk what's the fucking point then
Chinese New Year is almost over......
>>6098246>How is a penis more tasteful( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>6097836Obviously, the skilled craftsmanship is insane. But why paint it? The dragon would look cooler if it were still recognizable as chocolate
>>6102260i fucking missed it :(
>>6098325fucking retarded. i hate him. pompous faggot.
>>6097670>>6097671>>6097672great oc
>>6103629
>>6103629>>6103632>spaghetti sticks or whatever you call 'emthis has to be a troll. i refuse to believe they aren't doing this to take the piss.i am fully aware that norf and saaf chavs/pikeys can be utterly retarded but this is a different level.it must be a joke. it has to be a joke.for the sake of my sanity, these videos are a joke for clickbait. please. it must be
>>6093124Ah the improved manicure device.
>>6104981only 6 bucks... ;[
>>6104981looks fucking grim steven.
>>6103715kay is the genuine article
>>6104981this man was a child rapist
>>6105768i was a rapist when i was a child as well whats the problem
>>6105768That makes it even better.
>>6098246>How is a penis more tasteful than a dragon?dragon consume, but penis bring life.
>>6106628As recorded in the struggle between Tiamat and Marduk.
>>6102260Gung hay fag choy
>>6093124Now do the core.
>>6103715>doesn't boil his meatngmi
>>6098202It's a special kind of chocolate intended to last a long time and not be eaten these chocolate sculptures can last for years
>>6104981one of the most depressing things i've ever seen, i'm going to watch this on the day i kill myself. it will give me the final push. i love that he wore a dress shirt and tie for this.
>>6108462>i'm going to watch this on the day i kill myself.don't do that.unless you're a jeet - in which case, hurry up
>>6111079No idea what most of that stuff is but it looks good
>>6109532>>6109533>>6109534>>6109535Id like to bulle her rulle if u catch my drift
>>6098325Can I replicate it with beef
>>6111079>>6111082Not a big fan when they just scoop random stuff into a container and top it with unknown liquids. The salad and meats look good though.And it seems like they use blue rice that's just regular rice cooked with flowers for coloring, I don't think it adds anything to the taste.
>>6098325comfy
>>6112426>rice cooked with flowers for coloringBlue pea flower does add taste to it but it's rather subtle.
Dim Sumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDrPw877k7g
>>6109532>>6109533>>6109534>>6109535I don't understand the hype over these videosThe girl is mid and so is the food
>>6116710fuckin lol. so true. the whole thing.
>>6111079>how much is it?>"it's affordable"kike
>>6116710>>6116808I read somewhere that it's because recipes are not copyrightable or something, so they make a blogpost out of it with a bunch of fluff so that the article as a whole is considered copyrightable content
>>6116839huh. sounds plausible. would never have considered that explanation.
>>6116839>reduce 12 page thesis into recipe format>no longer a copywrite concernbadabingI don't believe that though.
>>6093124it is not even doing it right.Those brown spots you see. they are gonna burn your tongue. they have to be carved up too.
>>6113980Why is it so tough?
>>6116859Yes but that way you can't clone or copy-paste the website wholesale
post more ;_;
>>6117766
>>6116839That doesn't make the recipe copyrightable by association with the blog post. If that were true, I'd be copyrighting the Mona Lisa right now.It's so they have more space to put ads for you to scroll by. In the past, it used to be to abuse SEO as well.
>>60978361:08look like penis lol
>>6109532>>6109533>>6109534>>6109535The tomato and lettuce looks a little lifeless but otherwise would eat.
>>6111082>>6112426Yeah the issue is obviously not knowing what stuff is and the language barrier to try to figure it out if you're a non-native.If you DO know then it seems like a pretty great whatever-you-want. Rice, I think toasted rice flour, multiple types of meat, some shredded veggies.
gonna be converting and testing my skills with ffmpegon laptop for now but i'll continue when i'm back home on desktop
>>6119036I am a new york pizza purist and I fucking NEED to know the source and location of this. Holy shit
>>6119349Pretty sure it's japan from another version of this that's out there.
>>6119036Oil and cheese
>>6119016i swear youtube 'expert' type people always just vomit up whatever they got off google, their explanations and info is always so weirdly formatted and incorrect even with them needing watch time the only explanation is that they're just recycling whatever nonsense google said. every time.
>>6119349here is where i pulled the video formhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/GboGTSveBlQ
>>6093122You guys like texas bbq?
>>6119036That's a really interesting take on Greek-style pizza.
>>6120241That's actually pretty funny.
>>6103627he can be as pompous as he wants he earned it
>>6120187
>>6120236Truly awful stuff
>>6116839the real reason is because the more you force a reader to scroll through your blog, the more ads that get served to them increasing your revenue per page visit.
>>6116890Because it's raw meat.
>>6123941this is the saddest, most boring burger I've ever seen.is that the joke?
>>6120187>>6122364whats the fucking point of cumming into the food packaging first before any fucking food was insertedI hate this social media food, man
>>6113980i need just the first second of this webm
>>6124049>2026>not referring to it as "product"ngmi2ceo
>>6124049I honestly have no idea what this guy's angle isAt first I thought it was a joke but then I went to look at his YT channel and he makes one of these videos every four days or soThey're all like this. And he has 200K subscribers so I'm guessing this is legit, people actually seem to enjoy watching an over-edited video of some portly guy in his 50s spinning burgers
