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Fancy some horse meat?

>>6093124
It only did the easy part..

>>6097836
Neat

>>6097836
I would have stopped at the phallus. There is no accounting for taste.

>>6097836
Now who gets to eat it

>>6098202
How is a penis more tasteful than a dragon? You're the problem.

6094511
no (you) for you
why does this bloke keep spamming firehorse images in random threads?
i am aware the chinksects say it's going to be the year of the horse when they have their new year but is it a firehorse year? those only come around rarely.
so what is this spam about, what's the point

>>6097836
wtf that's crazy
>>6098202
lol. but also, it's big and brown, just how you like it eh patel

>>6097836
appreciate this webm for not really showing this guy's face. His creepy smile ruins most of the other videos with him

>>6098202
sculpting chocolate isn't really supposed to be especially tasty, it's just better for tempering and manipulating

>>6098406
Your link is broken so I don't know what all that is about either.

>>6098484
that's why i typed "no (you) for you".
it's literally the fourth post itt

>>6098522
I've never understood why you people think it's worth it to "deny the (you)" when it means everyone would have to hunt manually for the post you're referring to. Certainly doesn't shame the person you intend to shame.
I don't think this whole (you) thing is that important.
Also, you don't need the word 'literally' there.

>>6098538
ctrl+f nigger
and i illiterately don't care

>>6098541
You do care, you're just being tsundere about it.

>>6098325
Crispiness you can HEAR

>>6098325
Where the FUCK can I find the actual recipe? Seems like there is a recipe book for this show but it's out of print and $150+.

>>6098538
It's some kind of zoomer autism. Don't respond to anyone that does that autistic shit. I equate it with weirdos that can't look you in the eye.

6099830
oh i'm a zoomer autist? but i don't have broccoli hair and i'm in my 40's. hmm well ok
i can and do look people in the eye btw, got plenty of racist mates of all ages down the pub, it's fun

but this is the intartubes battleground. no (you) for you either.
hahaha NIGGER

>>6100022
now i'm going to give myself a (you) and a checked for dubs and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
u mad? jimmies rustled?
qq bitch

>>6099829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iT0qRyWIyE

>>6099829
post the name of the book

>>6097836
>make cool shapes from molten chocolate
>neat engineering
>then just sculpt it with soft chocolate paste like it was clay
Meh
>just fucking paint over everything so you can't even see that it's chocolate
Ok what's the fucking point then

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Chinese New Year is almost over......

>>6098246
>How is a penis more tasteful
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>6097836
Obviously, the skilled craftsmanship is insane. But why paint it? The dragon would look cooler if it were still recognizable as chocolate

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>>6102260
i fucking missed it :(

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>>6098325
fucking retarded. i hate him. pompous faggot.

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>>6097670
>>6097671
>>6097672
great oc

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>>6103629

>>6103629
>>6103632
>spaghetti sticks or whatever you call 'em
this has to be a troll. i refuse to believe they aren't doing this to take the piss.
i am fully aware that norf and saaf chavs/pikeys can be utterly retarded but this is a different level.
it must be a joke. it has to be a joke.
for the sake of my sanity, these videos are a joke for clickbait. please. it must be

>>6093124
Ah the improved manicure device.

>>6104981
only 6 bucks... ;[

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>>6104981
looks fucking grim steven.

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>>6103715
kay is the genuine article

>>6104981
this man was a child rapist

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>>6105768
i was a rapist when i was a child as well whats the problem

>>6105768
That makes it even better.

>>6098246
>How is a penis more tasteful than a dragon?
dragon consume, but penis bring life.

>>6106628
As recorded in the struggle between Tiamat and Marduk.

>>6102260
Gung hay fag choy

>>6093124
Now do the core.

>>6103715
>doesn't boil his meat
ngmi

>>6098202
It's a special kind of chocolate intended to last a long time and not be eaten these chocolate sculptures can last for years

>>6104981
one of the most depressing things i've ever seen, i'm going to watch this on the day i kill myself. it will give me the final push. i love that he wore a dress shirt and tie for this.

>>6108462
>i'm going to watch this on the day i kill myself.
don't do that.
unless you're a jeet - in which case, hurry up

>>6111079
No idea what most of that stuff is but it looks good