Rekt thread. No gore, no nudity.
>>6121813song name?
>>6121781I wonder if she went to public school
Dont know if it's too gory for here, but let's try.
>>6121778Music to my ears. Need a 10 hour version t. Chud
>>6122339Legitimately got me, anon. I did not see that coming.
>>6122417And a jeet getting emotionally REKT
>>6122339
>>6122426Oof. I felt that more than when I watch Indian train gifs
>>6122048Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
>>6122468I didn't feel a thing.
>>6122480thanks
>>6122742
>>6122743
>>6122094based
>>6122745these people are idiot
>>6122048White Power - Skrewdriver
Bikes lol lmao
>>6122936That bus is my hero
>>6122936buncha queers that’s some well-deserved shit
>>6122936They failed to account for the drug addled and sleep deprived RV hippy.
>>6122426she's pinching her nose because she smells jeet
>>6123040Lol
>>6123098who dis?
>>6121792The correct title for this "tard blasts his nuts and shits his pants.webm"
>>6122742SICK FUCK, GTFO OUTTA HERE!!
>>6123096chicken jockey
>>6123119He is steroids.
>>6123036Does anyone have the clip of one of these magic forcefield karate guys going into an MMA tournament ?
>>6123094Why do humans do this?
>>6123098nice jab loser
>>6122048Sanddude - Storm
>>6123094If earth was a show on alien tv this would be the commercial
>>6123036Isn't this supposed to be practice for the students? Aikido has you learn how to throw yourself onto the ground or twist away from grabs. Obviously some of the students are new, so they just run through it.
>>6123038Even got the replay loop going!
>>6121778Is her sphincter ok?
>>6123331>humansMost of them are women.
>>6123094>0:08reminds me of when the big show lost the casket match
>>6123096The guy that fell into the mud is definitely dead.
>>6122094I had no idea there was sound and that they aren't slavs
>>6122048Zombie Nation - Kernkraft 400
>>6122936
>>6123516Yes, you’re right. Took a little aikido when younger. Still an unbelievably meme “art”. I did learn how to fall, roll and a little jujitsu and judo though. Some of the joint locks are good but I have serious doubts they’re useful in 95% of situations.
>>6123036>>6123516Yeah, they're really not trying very hard though. If you're not actually doing ukemi, why even go?
>>6123037The fool! He learned nothing from Anakin's folly.
>>6122460>>6122459hello my name is FPSRussia...
>>6123276It's a combat sport. They're all on steroids.Only tards think professional athletes are "natural".
I have to write something to post?
>>6122936kek based fuck cyclists but they are not as bad as bikers
>>6123098
>>6123038S E C U R I T Y
>>6122460Are those AA launchers or surface to surface
>>6125900incredible
>>6122426why are they like this?
>>6122426>the way he continues to follow them for a while
>>6125230smooth af
>>6122048Ecuador by Sash.
>>6122753Take won two no one.
>>6125900No gore dude, this is an sfw board
>>6125522this never fails to make me kek
>>6125900I think she died
>>6126261>>6126260kek
>>6126261He's still in prison for this
>>6123040Never fight a nigger. Every single nigger in the vicinity will jump in, and assume every white guy is going to jump in as well on the nigger's side. Plus niggers would rather die or kill you than to suffer a defeat after a few punches, so expect a knife at any moment
>>6126275why?
>>6125900The audio got to be fake right?
>>6122094Nigger behavior
>>6126262hot
>>6125887Looks like S300, so $100+ million dollar SAM unit.
>>6125887>Version without the 2 gooks bailing out with burnt off clothes.Baka.
>>6122048Boku No - Pico
>>6125900That fucking crunch>It's clearly edited idiotLet me live in my meme world
>>6125900holy fuck kek
>>6121778Wait the Carolina Reaper ? Did they seriously eat one whole ? ahahahahahah
>>6122745Guess these retards have never been to any fireworks display ever where they clearly shoot the fireworks FAR FUCKING AWAY from anyone for this exact reason. Why do dipshits tempt fate like this? AND WITH FUCKING CHILDREN AROUND!
>>6125898I just realized I have NEVER seen a video showing a zipline ride without an accident. I don't even know how they're supposed to stop at the end of the run. BRB I'll search around. No way that ziplines are for intentional rekt, people are idiots, but can't be that stupid
>>6125911>911
>>6125900>>6125902Lmao audio
>>6122048Juliana Wetmore - Suzana Holmes
>>6123331Hubris.
>>6126891you are so dumb, you didnt even google how an s300 looks like nor do you have any clue
>>6122745Fucking based as fuck
>>6126259Why are Americans so fat and stupid? They are all like this
>>6127902Come on man
>>6123094America's Funniest Home Videos
>>6122417Hell yeah eat shit, fuck Indians!
>>6121778anyone got the full webm?
>>6127560It's like hitting the Snake in Snakes and Ladders that brings you to the beginning.
>>6126254For our senior trip in high school we went to Disney World for a week. It took a lot of coordination between students and teachers and we had a strict schedule of landing, throwing our stuff into our hotel rooms and going to our first theme park but we made it work. As we were in the parking lot one of my classmates started to do this with the parking bollards and like this last guy, got to the last post and messed up and ended up landing nut first. He ended up in hospital for the entire trip, so basically he woke up at 4 am, took a bus to the airport, flew 4 hours, and smashed his nuts on concrete with his body weight.
>>6123098This trend of fights between guys who are several weight classes apart has got to be the stupidest thing the Internet has produced thus far.Weight classes exist in combat sports for a reason. The bigger guy has no business celebrating this win. Frankly, he should be hiding that cut on his cheek in shame. There's simply no excuse for the twink to have landed a single hit.
>>6126562>every>literally doesn't happen in the video he replies tooback to pol with yo dumb ass yt boi
>>6122426I wish I had the shamelesness to upload something a fraction so embarassing, I don't even have social media
>>6127402The lowest point of the rope is supposed to be not too far from the midpoint so that you'll decelerate before the end
>>6123038Security, we have a problem
>>6125522Do you have the original?
>>6124823Lol that's in town
>>6128529Lmao, what a retard
>>6127472Flip it dickhead
>>6125933>maybe they didn't see me
>>6127402it is supposed to be more slack so there is an "uphill" at the end allowing people to slow down. also if people making them are smart they have some padding on the tree and a dood at the other end catching the peoplesource: ive done competently created ziplines
>>6127093You need a pure heart or they'll get you
>>6127905teeth status?
>>6125900Did the chair survived?
>>6123040I feel for the fat guy in this>AW NOJust wanted to save his friend from getting his ass beat
>>6126252His name is Don Andres?
>>6125902KEK, like a cartoon
>>6130350I mean what are the chances?
>>6130408100% in this case
>>6128516Can someone translate this uncbabble?
>>6130408>I mean
>>6127908KEK ANOTHER ONE!
>>6123096Notice the color
>>6127908>turn the other cheek
>>6130408>breaker panel in the classroom>door swings out to outdoors >insulation under the floorboardsI'm guessing it's a portable so a pretty good chance
>>6121779He was so close to home
>>6130652What in the world of Wiley Coyote was he thinking?>when he fucking looks at the firework instead of throwing itI'm speechless
>>6126733>>6124736He already told the girl she couldn't take drinks out of his fridge
>>6122745Somebody brought the good fireworks lol hell yeah
>>6128617The fat black guy wouldn't have jumped in if his friend won the fight and was beating an unconscious guy. You're either naive or willfully ignorant.
>>6125900fatty with the finisher
>>6128355Because we're rich
>>6130664>lil chud vs big simp
>>6125900Please tell me this is real.Why isn't there any music though?
>>6130665Just run away. A lifetime of being a vegetable is one punch away, and from the other side you might go to jail for assault. Either way your life is ruined, much worse than losing the respect of a few people watching. I'll find some new friends
>>6130742Yes Anon. Fighting is retarded and only for retards. Notice the pants? These "people" are retards. This is their lot in life. Walking away from a fight isn't difficult. But there's a reason why "Pride" is associated with homosexuals and people like this specifically.
>>6128529sounds like a smashing time
>>6122339I like the misdirection at the beginning with the gas bottles.
>>6130689No we aren't. No we really are not
>>6130665>Yo somebody get some waterYeah that'll probably fix it
>>6130664I felt bad for this guy when this first came out but then I found he had a youtube channel and let's just say this guy finds problems all the time.
>>6130964Yeah I never got that reaction. I broke my arm at work and people kept bringing me water like I'm not thirsty my bones done broken.
>>6131043go drink some water, anon. you sound dehydrated
>>6122048James Gunn - The Guardians of the Galaxy
>>6131043You should've been drinking milk
>>6130742>run away>in those pants
>>6131043It's called compassion Anon. They didn't know what to do. They simply wanted to help.
>>6130669Never gets old.
>>6130664RIP little king
>>6130964>>6131043I am literally one of those people. I don't know what to do but want to help, so I offer water.Man I'm thirsty right now.
>>6131117
>>6127402Why would anyone share a zip line video that didn't go wrong? Would be pointless.
>>6127402You've also never seen a porn video where they don't fuck. That would miss the entire point of the video.
>>6130665at least his pants are still on
>>6131154He took at least two freebies because he had to pull them back up.
>>6131043Better than the reaction I got when I broke my leg in 3 places. I was kinda known for being a joker as a kid. It took 15 mins of screaming on the ground till mom realized I wasn't messing around. When your leg is in shambles that feels like 5 days. Like fucking help me someone please
>>6127902I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that all 5 of those empty bottles went directly into the water behind him.
>>6121778So was she overreacting or did she legitimately have asthma that bad? I didn't even think eating hot peppers could do that, I thought it had to be pepper spray or something you inhale.
>>6130669I'll never understand New Yorkers fascination with letting everyone know they are from New York.
>>6126260No gore.
>>6131152A lot of porn exists without fucking you retard.
>>6131043would you rather they fetch you pokemon creatures?
>>6131282when you're eating the ones from the million+ range of scoville units you're going to get absolutely fucked as a n00b with no tolerance/experience.can't remember how many millions those particular ones are but they are absolutely insane.just a small sliver of a fresh one in those ranges will almost fuck you up if you aren't used to it.fun tho.she probably was overreacting because it's a woman but if they both literally ate an ENTIRE reaper each in one go then yeah that would be a genuine reaction from a n00b. and you can tell because one of them is drinking water instead of full-fat milk. idiots.the next shit they had must have been "fun" lol>here we go again, this time in the opposite end
>>6131282>>6131447also yes it could absolutely fuck with your windpipe if you're susceptible and trigger something like that, you mention pepper spray well the reaper is on a similar level if not higher
>>6131088They're good people but it's too much water.
>>6125898Shit I actually got a little sad watching this
>>6126262reminds me when i use to play pussy pop with my sister
>>6130350Fat fuck fails will never not be funny.
>>6131316It’s a tiny penis thing.
>>6125896Does this dude even have knees?
>>6127909Isn’t Susana Holmes a black tranny pornstar?
>>6131316New York OWNS America.
>>6127146those guys weren't Penkse material
>>6131052>Get some water Pam>You look dehydrated
>>6131549I call it Jew York City.
>>6121778
>>6125522>"Powered by Euphoria physics"
>>6131588100% China's next serial stabber.
>>6131561doomed culture>>6131571kek
>>6131043That's actually kinda hilarious because it sounds so random. I hope your arm is completely healed and recovered today.
>>6131571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7grUgixqH8I
>>6131588What did that kid even do to deserve that?
>>6131349You know what I meant, pajeet
>>6131625He put his elbow on the table while eating
>>6131447>n00bReally?
>>6131588That explain why people are so annoying over there.
>>6131660Jesus Christ.
>>6131415lel
>>6130669Every race has niggers
>>6131614It's not a bad break, I'll be right as rain in a couple weeks. You're a good feller.
>>6128989
>>6130964>>6131203
>>6131549No 0.1% of New York owns America the rest are useful slots the elite look down on.
>>6122094she loved this shit and this kind of behaviour is why she chose him no matter how much she would deny it
>>6131660I'm sure they're proud of their diversity hire all the same.
>>6131648yes i'm old and l33t. pwned
>>6128516lol>>6130451Fuck you!
>>6123037Lmao I thought it was bagel boss for a second
>>6131588>Master Pain will perform his skill
>>6130451Is unc going to be the new word that every phonetarded child uses every ten seconds? We get one every six months or so. They're all pretty dumb.
>>6122048Anal Cunt - I sent concentration camp footage to America's Funniest Home Videos
>>6121813Istapletapewurmstomypenis
>>6131599Why is someone who can't even turn on the headlights driving in fucking fog? They should all be glad they didn't die.
>>6130665So pink shirt now catches an attempted murder charge and his twunk ass is getting reamed out in jail And white shirt has permanent brain damage. All to obtain the respect and admiration of the type of people who say "yo go get some water" when a guy is bleeding out from his head after suffering major trauma Instead of, uhhhh, CALLING 911??!
>>6130665HE NEED SOM MILK
>>6132077You a bitch ass nigga who never been in a fight and it shows
>>6132097Made evident by his lack of brain damage and criminal record.
>>6127123Kek, you dont even know how they fucked up. Fuck off karen
>>6123331This. Never take risks, and you will never fail
>>6127146>a garbage can blocking the road, how curious, let's just ignore it!the funny thing is that the guy in front actually stopped because he could see the obstacle, he should have yelled for the others to stop
>>6131677I said no nudity.
>>6131625He said the N word.
>>6132122Ni hao?
>>6131880I know none of them are holding the gun right but the ones who aren't trying to use one arm what are they doing wrong in particular?
>>6130451It's like accidentally refreshing your twitter feed when you're 100 posts down.
>>6132187If they fell down, their stance was shit.
>>6132225People use Shitter? But I heard it was full of Indians. That can't be right.
>>6130665This could be an art piece. This looks like Lois holding Superman when he got killed
>>6131660dont even arrest the dude at that point just let him go and hope he was too drug addicted to say anything
>>6130665literally got knocked out because his pants couldnt stay on.
>>6121781what kind of slut did she call her?also, contributing an old one I never really get the pleasure of posting
my first ever rekt
>>6123119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6qjTQFYaxA
>>6123036pretty funny how the one girl does a twirl
>>6123040honestly this kinda scares meif they were real niggers the black guy would have held him for his friend to beat the shit out of him helplessly
>>6128355>old people sitting on a patiothey seem more british to me
>>6130742atleast he is over 18, so his brain is fully devolped and wont have as many problems healing
>>6131665I almost threw up watching!
>>6131995is this really what gyms have become now?
>>6132117you expect cyclists to think about anyone but themself? lolalthough to play doubles avocado, the bloke towing the thing should've put up one of them triangle warning sign thingies you have in the back of cars (at least you should have one) instead of a bin.but even then the cyclists would've completely ignored it and done the same thing so whatevs.cyclists getting pwned will never not be satisfying to see.
>>6126260You’d think ascertaining the depth would be job number one
>>6122745guy in blue did it on purpose
>>6122355needs hl2
>>6125343Only a tard thinks every idiot that shows up in a combat clip is a pro
>>6131682I’ve been through so much forklift safety training over and over it seems insane what people do
>>6131043I fainted at work in a hot as fuck factory and we are instructed to call some corporate hotline if there's an injury, They instructed the supervisors to not give me any water and to just call an ambulance. The ambulance checked me out and sure as shit I was dehydrated and had heat stroke.
>>6131537Not anymore. You can hear them evaporate
>>6131561I had to watch it three times to get it, but it made me laugh out loud
>>6128355I’d ask which country you were from but if it’s not America then I don’t care because it just doesn’t matter. #Whogivesafuckistan
>>6132077>attempted murderYou have a retarded persons understanding of the law. Attempted murder requires proven intent. Stop saying things on the internet, you’re an idiot.
>>6121778I want to fuck sabrinaTweet this to her
>>6122936Bikers fault
>>6123038I'm a #8 kobe guy
>>6127908TopkekShould have been paying attention.
>>6122094obviously staged
>>6126261Full kit wanker
>>6131881Newton's 3rd Law is a bitch.
>>6131660>The police SUV can consume eight times its body weight. The ambulances will have to wait their turn.
>>6131798Shut up unc
>>6128516God analogy>>6130451Fucking idiot.
>>6127902>Well done monki...>Well done monki...
>>6131665where's the rekt
>>6132261what happened here, sitting on pyrotechnics?
>>6132752That's what I thought. Shouldn't you be playing Roblox or Fortnite? Maybe be in bed so you aren't rekt before school?
>>6132777The rekt is the friends we made along the way.
>>6132678Me too. That jersey together with a pair of Oakley wraparounds and a backwards baseball cap will make all the girlies think you're fly as fuck.>>6132777Look at the background around the 10 seconds mark.
>>6132786Holy shit, absolutely fucking wrecked lmao.
>>6131561We're living in a day and age where a $4600 outfit and the outfit you get spending $50 a kohls are indistinguishable. It all just looks exactly the same. You can't even tell if someone is trying to dress nicely anymore because dressing nicely means wearing a printed graphic top and jean shorts... apparently
>>6123037Holy FUCK he has the high ground
>>6131991man, anyone got the triple backflip guy whose head hits his ass he bends back so hard. it cuts off right before he screams
>>6128355these are obviously brits dumbass
>>6132117One thing that I notice a lot is that cyclists thinks that rules of conduct doesn't apply to them.
>>6131655>bad anchorThere was no anchor, dudes were just roped together. At this point you wonder if they are doing this shit on purpose.
>>6132965>you wonder if they are doing this shit on purpose.Could be, in an emergency your only option is an helicopter and it's a 5 figure bill. Back when I visited Nepal 15 years ago, it was $5k an hour.
>>6126901this takes me back...
>>6132978I mean doing it on purpose to get 'cool' videos to post and go viral.
>>6131663>folding like a swastikareally made me kek
>>6129699
>>6131685Girl with braids is kind of cute.
>>6131988No wonder birthrates are plummeting all over the world...
>>6132797To be fair, that is entirely on the driver. He actively made the decision to run into her.
>>6132259Good thing he had his knee pads on or else he could have really gotten hurt.
