street food
>>6125795I still don't understand how all these people aren't dead. They eat the foulest, filthiest, black plague, food poisoning slop that can possibly be conceived of, yet they live....
>>6125806Ah, sweet! Another day at the turd market.
>>6125813A lot of them do die because of such abysmal hygiene. Dysentery and parasitic infections are very common.
>>6125801looks good
>>6125860As was the norm throughout most of human civilization
>>6125795>>6125797>>6125799>>6125801>>6125803>exact reposts from the previous threadGet new materials, useless.
>>6125912get new material saar
>>6125813the subcontinent has always been a hotbed of diseases so the ones that could survive it passed on their genes. i think it's genetic at this point to not have the instinct to make their environment hygienic because there is no need to for them to survive. they might even get ill if they don't live with these pathogens that would normally kill others.
>>6125917Only missing a midget and this would be a 1-to-1 copy of FF's Rat Chef video
>>6125885Giving a blowjob to sewer pickles after a nice refreshing shot of cow piss was not the norm in urope.
>>6125961I'm glad this shitskin is carefully explaining why his shitskin methods make sense when anyone can clearly see why they don't. Also why do they always have to cook everything in a comically large pot?
>>6126021what are the rats doing back there?
>>6125885>saar we are ancient europeans saarthis cope is getting ridiculous
>>6125961>>6125962>>6125963>>6125964>>6125965This was actually really interesting to watch.I like biryani, I like indian food but normally its so fucking super unhygienic (street food) I would never touch it.I gather they were extra cautious and edited but I would eat that.
>>6125803wtf is in that barrell at the beginning?
>>6125801Yum. Wet poop drenched matzo.
Europe opened the gates of hell bringing india closer to ocidental civilization.
>>6125795At about 10 seconds, is the guy chopping cilantro, parsley, or something else? That's the only part of the video that's even remotely appetizing.
>>6125813Diarrhea is like one of the top causes of death there
>>6125797Why do they always do things in a way where it seems like they really just do not give a shit at all?
>>6126168im not Indian retard. parasite load was extremely high before the 19th century in europe when they made the connection, from in super ancient times before agriculture when they got it from wild game, then different types after agriculture, from domesticated animals and poor hygiene+ high pop density and human shit used in fertilizer. 70-90% of people had some kind of tapeworm or bug. we evolved with that shit. some of our stress hormone response is even related to it, to suppress our immune systems so we dont shit ourselves to death
>>6126699cuz it's cool like that
>>6126724Is that your personal opinion or general indian sentiment?
>>6126166Keeping him company ;)
>>6125805Wtf is it
>>6125857jej
>>6125912Don't care, these never cease to fascinate me on a morbidly curious level.
>>6126699its flare saar
>>6126166shitting the dessert
>>6126699It gives the illusion of experience.
>>6125962>>6126163what about the method doesn't make sense to you? not defending it i really don't know. it does seem to me that the proportions of the spices are all just random. for some of the ingredients there's no way it flavors the biryani with how little they add compared to other ingredients.
>>6126163>Also why do they always have to cook everything in a comically large pot?Economy of scale because their customers are poor and they can't make much profit per serving.
I wish i could eat these foods but made by a white person in a hygienic environment
>>6125806>"Yeah, hi, you wouldn't happen to have any dry bread? Would ya?">"Dry bread?! Get the fuck out, weirdo..."
>>6126169>what's incredible is the speed No, actually, he's slow as mud compared to a random Mexican with a proper knife and board in any kitchen in the US.
>>6126818Sugar glazed hot cheeto
BEEP BEEP
>>6127298Honestly I cannot comprehend the idea of living in a society where you can walk up to a guy at a boiled egg stand on a sidewalk and just buy a boiled egg, and that's all he sells are boiled eggs. There's something about this that is deeply absurd. Usually people would sell like hotdogs or tacos or gyros or whatever, sandwiches, but this guy simply sells boiled eggs from his tower of eggs. I'm not really sure what the point of my post is but it's just weird.
these are all mexicansindians arent even closely to being dirty like these
>>6127298Impressi e technique, he has clearly mastered the way of the boiled egg. However he has not madtered the way of higiene and still feels the compulsion to touch the entire egg with his bare hands. A shame, had he been wearing some gloves I would have loved to partake of the eggs.
>>6129575i shut up and listened to your post, fren
>>6126699cause they don'tbasically two kinds of street food cooks in India> owner-operators> hired cooksowner-operators are usually doing it because its the last option they had. between paying bribes and ingredients, their margins are extremely thin and competition extremely high. these are the people you'll see putting on big shows with exaggerated movements and dances. they have no choice but to somehow attract attention because there is just way too much competitionthe 2nd kind if just hired cooks. these are usually just paid for cooking and the wages are so low and hours so long that they legitimately don't give a shitthese are the kind you see with dead eyes and bored, no-shits-given attitudeIndian income disparities are no joke man. I make $8k a month in India. Meanwhile, my maid - who I overpay - works for $200/month
>>6131142No one asked, you stinky pajeet
>>6131142Be the change that you want to see in the world. You could pay her twice as much. Wouldn't make a difference for you, but a world of difference for her.
>>6126699I was just thinking the same thing. It's like they make a point out of being needlessly sloppy.
>>6130961Being Indian I was surprised he didn't serve them with his feet.
>>6125963>it's really important you don't retard the cooking process
>>6131142>I make $8k a month in India. Meanwhile, my maid - who I overpay - works for $200/monthThe hate you get from overseas is deserved.
>>6125961>He cooks the aromatics into the oil to get the flavor into the dishYeah and then he just fucking leaves them in the dish. Imagine taking a scoop of biryani and you fucking chomp down a hard as shit bay leaf. What the fuck is this garbage shit?It would be admirable if cooked the aromatics gently in the oil and then strained it before using the oil, but they don't do that
>>6125962>This is the art>Dumping a big bucket of powder into your dish unceremoniously Wow!
>>6126166Not surprised. You don't know what sex is
>>6129575Base post made me laughFood if the pricing is appropriate, it becomes less absurd like they do sell hard-boiled eggs at the gas station. So if I just saw some guy cooking hard boiled eggs on the side of the road, I would go up to him. And if he was willing to sell me a cooked hard boiled egg for like $0.25 hell yeah I'd buy it. I'd probably buy a couple and I would definitely buy it regularly, but I'm laughing even trying to justify this. There's no way dude that's so fucked
>>6131170because if they make a mess in their minds it's the dalit's duty to clean up after them.
>>6126698Rhea is one of the top 10 direct causes of death worldwide.
>>6126168I am European and we went a looooong way.
>>6130419World War 1 era tools are still being used?
>>6125813there are too many of them anon, more than there are viruses and bacterias
>>6128782I use to eat a dollar egg sandwich from a donut shop every day. The price became a $1.10 because the IRS found out all the sandwiches were off the books. Not punished because they're Mexicans.
>>6126021For me its the arial black size 8 discarded resume napkins/plate
>>6125803Holy fuck, this is exactly how you start a pandemic.
>>6125795Best street food I ever had was in china. They could take anything and make it taste great.On the other hand the worst I had was in Taiwan. They cook everything with hate.
>>6131142Thats interesting! What do you do for a living?
>>6127558Some spices are more potent than others. I know they use cloves in masala and cloves are one of those things where a little goes a LONG way. You'd wanna use maybe a few grams for a pot that size, if that
>>6135039legend has it this exact batch of oil has been handed down for three generations
>>6130961This is how it's done.
>>6126659I think I've tried that pickle mix. Its spicy af but not too bad. I didn't know it was Indian before I bought it, I saw mango and I thought it would be sweet but its actually hella salty so you'd have to have it with something to dilute the salt
>>6128782how does he get out?
>>6135039Your pizza cooked in engine oil is ready, sir.
>>6128782Every time I see this clip I wonder where this guy is right now, if he managed to free himself from the egg boot. If he lives a happy life. His eyes are so confused in the vid. Like you can see how uncomfortable he's with the camera.
>>6126659no shot he's actually trying to portray their minimal effort set up made out of trash as ingenuity .
India blesses Israel so they will be blessed in return. Number 1 superpower in 2030. MOOOOOOVE OVER SACRED COW-EATERS, YOUR JUDGEMENT DAY WILL BE REDEEMED.
>>6137463but how does he get out?
>>6125797this is how pro chefs actually cook. they always throw half of the ingredients on the ground
>>6137463It doesn't even resemble a sandwich anymore, it's just egg with 2 slices of bread cooked into it.
>>6128782So it’s the heat that cooks the egg?
>>6137463>Constant honksWhy does the Indian Government not kill people who abuse the honk?
>>6128645>>6128648>>6128649They better put some cocain or nicotine in there, keep the customers comming for more ;)
>>6137472kek
>>6135039Is that bread, meat, or a flattened pillow?
>>6140440This guy is just showing off and making a mess as well but at least it looks cool and, while unnecessary, does have a practical application to it. That and he's doing it for the video.
>>6129575That's probably all they got to make a buck, people work with what they got,
>>6128630seethe harder on your bad dragon dildo
>>6140440It's also not at 1x speed, slightly sped up by about around 10%-15% or so, less than 20%, more than 8%
>>6140747>>6142225Kek. Based autist replying to my webm days apart.
>>6142229NTA, I was the second reply only.
>>6142249Ah my mistake. Carry on then.
>>6125813their immune system has been exposed to the pathogens for so long they are resistant to it. if a civilized white person tried to eat this muck they'd almost certainly become violently ill.
>>6137463This one is so confusing to me because of his wildly inconsistent hygiene. It's definitely one of the "cleaner" of these kinds of videos, but him constantly wiping down his area with rags just to immediately drop them on the floor & wipe his hands on his pants... Like why even bother?
>>6130419Why is that jeet not documenting this one?
>>6141265>wow an indian doing the dishes!>...ohthe nigger savoring it at the end is the cherry on top
>>6138654This has to be for the bit, there is no way that's the most convenient way to do it.
>>6143132Thats not a niBBa at the end. Its a tamilian guy. Africans are based and constantly make fun at Indian street food
>>6125795That's surprisingly hygienic considering it's probably mass cooking for poor people
>>6126699Because people who don't know the first thing about cooking sees that and onions faces thinking he's a super chef.
>>6143133It probably is. People would go to Indians and pay them to do stupid shit like this.
>>6135039Imagine the number of people who got cancer from that oil
>>6128782It's crazy how this guy is the cleanest food stall in India.
>>6135039oh please, there's an american burger joint that does the same thing
>>6145057Dyers?
>>6126699low iq
>>6137854pro-chefs also work in real kitchens and wash their hand regularly
>>6125813they have rampant diarrhea and a lot of them do have parasites
>>6128442topkek
>>6126709yet the parasite load in modern india is worse than europe ever was
>>6125917>8 seconds in pointlessly pours the water of his hand i hate indians so much
>>6125961>ceremonial lighting of the fireah yes, so ceremonial, propane.
>>6126021i love how people film this shit to show how filthy it is. but the indians are too stupid to realize how bad this looks for them, and act like it's normal.
>>6142009he's right though, rapejeet
>>6135326he's a prisoner of his own design
>>6135039I didn't know Dyers opened a branch in India
>>6145057ONE American burger place, and it's a gimmick.that isn't the standard like it is in india
>>6142450it's the performance of looking like you're cleaning.they don't care, but they know their customers sorta of do, so they pretend to clean.
>>6137463my biggest surprise about this is that the guy isn't running the eggs through his fingers.
>>6140747>>6142225>>6142229Lmao. This was hilarious, thank you.
>>6137463>White people chose this shit over latinos
>>6140440>>6144159These two side by side is crazy
If I had to live in India for some reason I would eat only eggs and grilled meats. Also I have never seen Indians eat fruits. Really amazing shithole.
>>6145821No, the elite made that choice for us.
>>6128782Why's it look like he is doing this as a punishment for some grave sin?
>>6142225
I would never go to India / Pakistan / Bangladesh
>Vada Pav. A deep-fried spicy potato dumpling in a bun topped with delicious chutneys, millions of these sandwiches are sold every day throughout the city, making them the most popular street food in Mumbai.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3nvefwqWW0>>6144159why so WET?
>>6125795They worship cows and eat like cattle.
>>6125924The Monty Burns immune system theory
>>6148781you can hate pakistan but its antisemitic not to like india, so stop it
>>6152056He's probably more hygienic than 95% of street vendors in India. It isn't saying much, but still.
>>6125961Lmfao at him forgetting he hasn't poured the onions out yet at 0:55. Highly professional, bucket too hard
>>6152056hate how they're constantly looking around with a blank, dead-eyed expression as if they give absolutely no fucks.lol at the one dumping water all over himself thoughand at 0:18 he drops half of the eggshell into it, picks it out but leaves behind a shard that fell off.mmm. gritty shitty omelette
>>6126021I like how he mixed the omelette in a cup. I'm gonna try that without the rats.
>>6125795My favorite thread
>>6135039This is Afghanistan. I watched on some videos they do crazy stuff like washing their hand on that hot oil.
>>6126021He uses the technique of the master
>>6152283>hate how they're constantly looking around with a blank, dead-eyed expressionIt bugs me too. I think they do that because they're half expecting a rogue cow/vehicle to plow into their shitty little food stall at any given moment
>>6152441I honestly find it funny how the locals think the older guy is somehow going to know some kind of secret to making eggs that the younger kid doesn't.
>>6152283>as if they give absolutely no fucksWe call that the sigma male mindset
