How do I learn business so that companies will hire me and pay me a lot of money to do business for them. Don’t tell me to go to college or university since all their textbooks can be easily downloaded for free. How fuckin hard can it be? Please just spoon feed me the instructions on how to wind up like business cat
>>1538531say you're jewish
>>1538531Full your resume with lies. Me, I was the lead developer of the iPhone
>>1538552But then what do you do when they ask you to lead develop an iPhone for them so that they can pay you yet the only thing you've ever lead developed anything in your life is a grilled cheese sandwich
Well?