I'm looking for a certain copypasta about Konata, but all I can turn up is the trap one, which isn't what I'm looking for.This one, as I recall, is written from the perspective of a juvenile weeb who proclaims to want to have sex with her. I believe it mentions watching anime or playing video games with her, and it likens her face to the :3 emoticon, but that's all I've got. Anyone have it?
>>1552515nothing left to do now but kill yourself.
>>1552541Sweet, thanks. will do.
>>1552515SEX version (with SEX)
>>1552554Knew I wasn't making shit up, thanks.
>>1552515Please post the trap one, my interest is piqued.
>>1552563So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Konata!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."
