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How do I become normal?
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Well for starters stop saying shit like "normie" and "maxxing".
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Destroy any and all devices in your home that are connected to the internet and don't look back.
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>>1559860

Smoke cigarettes.
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If you haven't been a normie up to this point, it's impossible to really become one.
You can, however, strive to become less repulsive to the average normalfag. Is that what you're after?
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>>1559860
lobotomy leucotomy
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>>1559860
Learn how to dress well
Stay well groomed
Practice social skills, don't isolate yourself and always be aware of public consensus so you can blindly agree to things despite what you actually feel.
Have an account on a few of the currently popular social media sites
Have a Gmail address.
Own an iphone if you can, if not, whatever.
Abandon the internet as you know it, it's obviously not making you normal
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>>1559921
Don't be afraid to disagree with people (but don't get too crazy). People with their own opinions are more interesting. The iphone doesn't matter, either.
Otherwise, adding onto this:
Exercise and diet
Wear cologne

And don't force yourself to socialize if you're an introvert. Just regularly show up at local hobby shops, or go to events like board game nights where socializing is both easy and expected. Eventually, you'll either want to talk to someone, or someone will want to talk to you.
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>>1559860
lose all interests other than scrolling instagram and tiktok, and watching sportsball, get a doctor goldberg to prescribe you SSRIs. have no independent thoughts really.
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It's all about conformism. "How do I be normal?" Literally just observe other people and learn to copy whatever they do. Don't try to understand the purpose of any of it, just mimic and adjust your behavior if you get bad feedback (angry or surprised expressions from other normies).

It's actually really difficult if you've been in the habit of thinking for yourself all these years. It might feel really uncomfortable and like you're betraying yourself and that your soul is dying, but just suppress that shit and continue doing it for a couple years until it becomes fully automatic. Once you're attuned to the normie hivemind, it's really not that difficult to just follow the vibe. It frees up a lot of mental faculties since all your decisions are basically outsourced to the hivemind.
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>>1559860
Yes, try being grammatical.
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Take SSRI



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