suggestions please, I need a zero possibility of surviving.
>>1563489Inert gas asphyxiation
hanging
peacefully in your bed at the ripe old age of 90
>>1563489Shotgun (10-gauge, 12-gauge) loaded with a slug to the forehead
>>1563489
>>1563489https://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
>>1563489>book red-eye transoceanic flight >sit next to emergency exit door>be over the middle of the ocean >get up>open door >jumpbonus: >dress like James Bond and put on a backpack that could be mistaken for a parachute >live forever in legends
>>1563500You're gonna get subdued by other passengers/flight attendants before anything happens.
>put heavy-duty trash bag over your head>duct tape it closed around your neck>zip tie your hands behind your back
>>1563489>I need a zero possibility of surviving.Live a heathly and happy life
>>1563502>it's 4 in the morning and everybody is sleeping/drowsy>of course you studied how to open plane emergency doors in advance so you're not fumbling with it for a minutepeople don't have spider senses, anonthey're not going to jump a guy for standing up and taking his bag out of the overhead haven't you seen the video of the guy throwing grenades into an assembly of people and everybody just stays seated and tanks itor videos of people taking out assault rifles in crowded places and bystanders kinda observing in disbelief until bullets start flying
>>1563516I'm saying it's going to take a good couple of seconds for you to open the door at which point the people around you will realize the shit you're trying to pull. And yeah, I've seen that Ukraine grenade clip lol.
>>1563506Just use inert gas bro.
Have you tried driving a 100 km/h into oncoming traffic?
>>1563489death by 1000 bee stings
Put your dick in a beehive and watch as your organs fail one by one while you suffer from anaphylactic shock.
>>1563525Nta but I have and I'm still alive. ... Or am I??
>>1563489Sign a contract to fight the war in Ukraine (on either side)
>>1563489you're not looking to actually end to life but to escape the pain, I have been there before my friend. I'd love to listen to your story if you want to share it.
>>1563489Just wait.100% chance of death.
Use a gun pussy.
>>1563636Sex with bullet wounds doesn't sound fatal
Have you tried becoming eligible for the death penalty in your country of choosing?
supposedly you are already got what you want but you are dissatisfied is just how life is you are already both alive and because time you already dead, just dont be so pushy and god will make you suffer the way ur supposed to, or yourself doesnt matter
>>1563691>godDoesn't exist. Imagine living in fear of/to appease a fictional being.
>>1563694ok faggot you are not part of creation then go into a coma and shut the fuck up then
