The OLD old shit.
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>>40948073>that one youtube channel where the guy was fapping to that pic believing he would get closer to GOD
>>40948864I know it’s just meant to be a spooky story, but what was the implication of the child crying near the end?>>40948871>.gif
In 2016, the name of Gustavo Porta-Cuesta Fuentes echoed throughout Guatemala's influent ears. A 31-year-old man, a civilian and high-ranking public official, was accused of serial murder. The brutality of his actions shocked his peers, with more than a dozen bodies found buried in the vast backyard of his home on the Guatemalan coast. The victims? Young women, whose tragic fates would remain hushed up by the political power and corruption that covered up the case.His actions, however, could not be kept secret for long, and he was finally arrested, sentenced to death and awaiting execution by hanging, which was scheduled for 2022. As Porta-Cuesta held a high position in the government, the case was hushed up and all records disappeared, with nothing leaking to the media. Even his name was erased. Therefore, there is no information left on the web about this case.But, in the middle of 2024, I received a folder containing several sound recordings, whose origins went back to Porta-Cuesta. The strangest thing: these recordings had nothing or little to do with the crimes itself, but rather with his other identity – that of an experimental musician. Under the pseudonym "LFC", Porta-Cuesta recorded albums of experimental music that, until then, were unknown to the public.These recordings are disturbing, defying the conventions of traditional music and delving into unsettling territories that echo the chaos and darkness of his own life. Although details about the original case have been erased, and even Porta-Cuesta's name has disappeared from official records, these recordings offer a window into the troubled mind of a serial killer who, it seems, was also trying to express his anguish in a completely different way.I am making the file available on the internet. The download is free and clean. The material is very strange, listen at your own risk.The link is this: https://www.mediafire.com/file/bq9w4rgn8ud1mvj/ALBUMS_-_LFC.rar/file
>>40948848He fapped to Nostalgia Critic...?
>>40950559His "Shitting After Lunch" EP is truly the darkest and most harrowing thing I have ever heard in my life
sup t6
>>40948903did he die
>>40948903>Be me>Own a novelty horse mask>Intense winter storm causes a power outage in my neighborhood>See one of my neighbors outside taking pictures>Decide to put the mask on and go fuck with him
>>40948891>>40948897god i need a girl like this
>>40955057another boring deer story. can we get some real supernatural ones instead of fakes?
>>40948073Not sure I want to confront my mortality at this very moment, but damn time sure flies if this is what we call old old now
>>40948882The kid was buried alive
>>40948897Close to ten years since this. Wonder how Anon is doing
>>40950929its another guy really, i think his name is Jess penaym or sum
>>40954777Tbf that would scare the fuck out of me
Does anybody have the story of Anon meeting a serial killer in the woods after the killer had killed a woman and then up close encountering the killer before picking up the killer with his bare hands over him and throwing the guy off the cliff? Been looking for that story for a while, can supply more specific details if needed
>>40955652I want it due to it having a line about him having an erection after throwing the killer off a cliff
>>40948882>>40955081I thought it meant that it had killed the first kid, was trying to get the body back, but then it heard a kid crying so it just darted off to go get a new one instead.
>>40948073I still think the "I am God" one was real.
>>40950559now this I like, rather than screencaps
bump
>>40961781no it wasn't it just was some arg fag who made it and the photos of the face irl was just some monitor pointed at the mirror
We Danced
>>40948073Without words
all time /x/ classic
>>40957179>>40957182>>40957189>>40957195That one is fucking great
kek
I've been on loop coasters before and there is no way this would be a "fun" way to go out, if there even is one.
Nice oldschool threadDoes anybody have a early 2010 image of "what to do" in case of contacting aliens? one image was about showing em we can use math
Gas station anon, anybody? I don't remember all the details just the pic of the tranny monster spooped me
my favorite creepypasta was one where this guy posted about sitting down to take a shit and he got spooked by how loudly and stinky his farts were so he thought there was demonic presence and he went outside and started firing off a shotgun
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>>4096405912 fucking years
>>40972409There's no earthly way of knowing...which direction we are rowing...
this is the first time i ve read a whole thread. damn this one is very intresting.
>>40972924I've got a 2.5 GB collection of old /x/ material and creepypastas if y'all are interested. Do anons still use MEGA? Direct my lazy ass to whatever file sharing service is used these days and I'll post up what I've got.
>>40972962I'm interested
>>40973025What anonymous file sharing service is used these days? Make it easy for me and I'll post it.
>>40973149Dropbox would be the easiest option
>>40948891>>40948897I could fix her.
>>40973149yes YES
>>40964059In Poland, making jokes about jews and holocaust get you laid every single time
>>40972962I Think it would be easier to make a Telegram group and dump it all there man, file by file (automatically when draging files) than Megadumping or Mediafiredumping
>>40948073So ur wit ur honey and youer making out, and swedenly, the phon ringss. You pik it up, and a voice on other side screams "WAT R U DOIN WIT MY DAUGTER" so u hang. You tell ur girl abput this, but she sez: "M-mine dad is ded.">THEN WHO WAS PHONE!!!???
>>40973206>>40973459>>40973706>>40973741Y'know something I noticed looking around the archive? It seems like way less stories were told through greentext before 2015. Maybe election tourists and redditors overused it because they think you're always supposed to when you post a story to 4chan? kek
This shit was good brah
>>40973741>>40973944Check'd and kek'd. And likely, Anon, the irony of Plebbitors waging war on the Chinz only to get hiveminded is not lost in me, lmao. The only grating part is how JEWISH their entire social culture is in that place (I know, it's by CIA design):>Market around worthless tokens (updoots)>Greed to lose any of your updoots to downdoots, so most individuals stfu instead of voicing their opinion>Monetized(!) tokens-reward system to promote "The Idea of the Day" the Central Israeli Agency wants to shill (thank you for the gold/silver/bronze dildos, kind saar)>A culture of "peer-enforced"(mostly bots) leftist ideological conformity based on previously said loss of updoots>Backstabbing and shit talking of websites they know are superior for the dissemination of free information (The Chinz)>>The stupid belief held by many there that it is a truly liberal forum to discuss ideas, and not an old leftoid cesspool just one step above BlueScat social>>The even more stupid belief that Plebbit reflects the real world AT ALL.The most insulting part has to be how retards get acquainted thru their redshittors friends to aspects of the culture here, before they begin to flip their filthy mouthfolds to blurt shit against everyone here, as if the entire website was just b, pol or the robotfags.
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>>40974125Reddit? Read what?>4chan
This is the oldest 4chan post I've got
Reminder!Warwick Davis is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Warwick Davis pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You retard! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Warwick Davis. Pale as a ghost with red glowing eyes almost simian like. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets.
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I've decided to collate and organize everything else I've got into the collection before posting it, but it will be posted, I assure you. Keep this thread up until at least tomorrow if you're interested. I am not OP, and therefore I will deliver.
>>40955073You mean you don't like skinwalker stories?>innawoods>innatent>smells bad>hear dave outside>but dave next to me>WHO WAS FONE?Every single time.
>>40963686We can dance if we want toWe can leave your friends behindBecause your friends don't dance and if they don't dancewell they're no friends of mine
Anyone got Maine taxi driver?
>>40974782it's all right, he got jailed
>>40975105I always considered it low effort bore
trigger warning
>>40975521This one is kino>>40950559I'm kinda curious NGL, but I don't gonna download that Just no.
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>>40975282Not sure what the order is, but I've got it all.
>>40975282I'd look at the dates to make sure the order is right but they fucking scrubbed them out of the first one for some reason. I'm sure someone more familiar will inform us what order they should be in.
>>40976350Maybe I got lucky and labelled them somewhat accurately when they were originally saved.
Where is the Small wood incident? The one with the school bus going to the local museum.
>>40976414That one was scaryYikesAnywayYikes
>>40964082There’s been a few posts about some kind of bioweapon in Iraq/afghanistan causing zombie-like symptoms. Any validity to any of these?
>>40977170Man what do you think? Honestly.
>>40948073Any particularly good/well documented ones related to digital ones? I'm familiar with the personalized Mario 64 copies and a little bit about Lobe (not sure of the spelling) so stuff like that.
>>40977535>>40975521Okay well shit nvm all I had to do was scroll up D:
>>40948882Kid was a sacrifice
>>40948073check my name on google
>>40948073the rake
>>40977476Honestly? That It’s all just bullshit stories. Fun to entertain the idea though
>>40977863>wut if pascals wager?>Nah that's dumb>wut if pascals wager but technologie?>HOLY SHIT! "I FOR ONE PRVISE OUR AI OVERLORDS"! BUT ACTUALLY!! SAVE ME NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSAAAAAAANE!Babies first cognitohazard
>>40964089But did OP ever post his video? Or update?
>>40964089>>40978501I don't imagine so. He probably made the whole thing up. Or maybe caught his schizo ass fucking with the heads in his sleep and decided to leave it at that kek
>>40955652oh I remember this one I wanna read it again too
>>40973944eh maybe. I use it even for stories that could just be put in prose because it takes less effort, I can use fewer words and don't have to worry about grammar and it helps me organize my thoughts better. I 100% misuse it but it's not like anyone cares anymore
>>40977170drop them if you have any others
>>40978966I care because greentext is fine solo but I enjoy reading stories to friends. I guess having fun spending time with your friends is cringe and reddit though.
>>40978994These are the sad times we live in I'm afraid. Some dude started a military story thread and shared some OC and people chased him offlink is here >>40972787
Anybody have the old boxes creepypasta?
>>40979387Who says misery loves company, eh? Sounds like misery doesn't love much at all, save complaining and criticizing everyone and everything else beside itself. And maybe that too. It's honestly sort of relatable, even if for all the wrong reasons. Try not to identify with your discomfort to the point that you wear it like an old t-shirt. It scares the fun right out of your life.
>>40948864lol, I fucking lost it when I read that! The ridiculous mental image!
>>40954526I normally am made of steel when it comes to these, why did that bottom image give me a visceral reaction? wtf
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>>40954526>>40978482These two pictures fucking spook me man, for fuck's sake, I feel a horrible chill down my spine.
>>40952691I know this is days old, but that guy posted better pictures of those things and I must say they where creepy as fuck, just a hanging shadow without a source.
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>>40982597It's coming, don't worry. I'm working on it but I'm ADHD as fuck and life keeps getting in the way. This is why you don't set stupid deadlines.
Does anyone have the archive of the SUPER old /x/ thread of the guy who worked as a deep sea diver for a petroleum company?He claimed to have seen among other things:>a straight-up Liopleurodon >a billowing white gelatinous "sheet" creature so big it extended to the limit of his vision in all directions
>>40950929Lol
>>40948882>what was the implication of the child crying near the end?I always assumed that the centaur thing brought the kid back to life for some unholy reason.
>>40984027Is this the one you mean? It's only from 2020.
I found some weird shit on this hard drive, for context I am male 24 years old and I work at this out of town job were we cleanup the houses of dead people we are allowed to keep some of the things if the relatives specify and recently we were cleaning this dead tech guys house and I found a hard drive or file stick or whatever and I brought it home and I opened it everything was normal at first until I got to this photo wtf does it mean?
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>>40978501>>40978618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf-Cl0rGuCg
>>40984027>>40984164>>40984171>>40984255>>40984258>>40984420>>40984426>>40984432>>40984435Here's a compiled version. Sorry for cluttering up the thread, I should've just made this first.
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>>40982606>filename starting with 129just how long have you been here nigga
>>40984999What? I just spam a bunch of numbers on any images that have a generic file name that might conflict with something else.
Finally, an actual /x/ thread.
>>40972788So shines a good deed, in a weary world.
>>40972239It sounds like a shitpost(kek), but it's real.
>>40984167The Russian text is a translation of this poem -https://poets.org/poem/kindnessBeyond that I dunno
>>40975105confirmed for not reading the story
>>40964059I don't understand why /x/philes are so obsessed with skinwalker/monster stories. Like, every single /x/ creepypasta ends up revolving around one. To me, it's the least interesting type of scary story because we all know those shits don't really exist. Usually I expect better of people on 4chan, but /x/ skinwalker greentext pastas are genuinely Jeff the Killer-tier. This one was a tiny bit better than most.
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>>40986124>>40986198Every writing community has it's tropes/clichés. The whole "I was innawoods with friends before someone was replaced by a stinky shapeshifter" thing is more or less one story being told a hundred different ways, as is the nature of a folk tale. I think the worst part about skinwalker stories is just how little interest most authors have in the origins of the term. Half the time the only way you can tell a story is about the wendigo, skinwalkers, the rake, fleshgaits, goatmen, etc. is in what terms the half-wit writing the story uses to describe them. If anything I think most skinwalker stories are more like "The Thing" set in the woods rather than folk horror that explores any particular mythology/belief system. It's just a massive waste of potential as far as exploring each of these things unique mythology and traits, as well as a missed opportunity to write about the unique places and cultures that birthed these things to begin with. On the other hand The Shining is a better wendigo story than 90% of these creature features and it respects it's audience enough to not need to mention anything directly, though nobody would blame you for having that interpretation considering things like Jacks spirit-driven insanity, the donner party, or the heavy usage of native decor in the set design of the Overlook.
>>40985459i saved a few images like this back around 2012 or so. Gonna dump them real quick
>>40985459>>40986381Got versions with the answers? I'm fairly sure I've got most of them but I imagine some of them are the kind of retarded shit that would make Professor Layton look sane.
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>>40986407I know there was another, but i can't find it
1: who sent the clip if bf dead2: alice is a doll3:they were already dead when the burglar came in, the scream was his4: the husband put poison in the wine, pushed the non drinker off stairs5. lights are out but the tv still working
>>40986381>>40986386>>40986389>>40986407I got it, it's in the archive.
>>40988771I don't get the first one.
>>40988900It's his reflection in the window maybe?
>>40970505I remember this. Another suggestion was like, show that we know we orbit the sun by drawing circles and our planet etc
>>40988900>>40988978[spoiler]He's counting the windows to figure out what floor he's on and what apartment he's in.[/spoiler]
does anyone have the guy that slept outside and woke up to a homeless man pouring gasoline on him?
The mystery of the face of God is for me one of the most interesting mysteries of 4chan, it is creepy and at the same time curious for anyone who investigates a little on the subject.
>i am in hell and i am building more rooms
>>40989062You've got to love riddles. They always seem so obvious once you've seen the answer. A reminder of the fallibility of the human mind.
>>40986198>we all know those shits don't really existt.
You know how Fox has a weird way of counting Simpsons episodes?They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent.The reason for this is a lost episode from season 1.Finding details about this missing episode is difficult. No-one who was working on the show at the time likes to talk about it. From what has been pieced together, the episode's production number was 7G06, and the title was Dead Bart. The episode labeled 7G06, Moaning Lisa, was made later, and given Dead Bart's production code to hide the latter's existence. It also was written entirely by Matt Groening.During production of the first season, Matt started to act strangely. He was very quiet, and seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present around Matt at the time resulted in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to Matt himself. I first heard of it at an event where David Silverman was speaking. Someone in the crowd asked about the episode and Silverman simply left the stage, ending the presentation hours early.In addition to getting angry, asking anyone who was on the show about Dead Bart would cause them to do everything they could to stop you from directly communicating with Matt Groening. At a fan event, I managed to follow him after he spoke to the crowd, and eventually had a chance to talk to him alone as he was leaving the building. He didn't seem upset that I had followed him; he probably expected a typical encounter with an obsessive fan. When I mentioned the lost episode, though, all color drained from his face, and he started trembling. When I asked him if he could tell me any details, he sounded like he was on the verge of tears. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to me. He begged me never to mention the episode again.
The piece of paper had a website address on it. I would rather not say what it was for reasons you'll see in a second. I entered the address into my browser and came to a site that was completely black, except for a line of yellow text - a link. I clicked on it, and a file started downloading. Once the download was complete, my computer went crazy. It was the worst virus I had ever seen. System restore didn't work; the entire computer had to be rebooted. Before doing this, though, I copied the file onto a CD. I tried to open it on my now empty computer; as I suspected, there was an episode of The Simpsons on it.The episode started off like any other, but had very poor quality animation. If you've seen the original animation for Some Enchanted Evening, it was similar, but less stable. The first act was fairly normal, but the way the characters acted was a little off. Homer was angrier, Marge seemed depressed, Lisa behaved anxiously, and Bart appeared to have genuine anger and hatred towards his parents.The episode was about the Simpsons going on a plane trip. Near the end of the first act, the plane was taking off. Bart was fooling around, as you'd expect. However, as the plane was about 50 feet off the ground, Bart broke a window and was sucked out.At the beginning of the series, Matt had an idea that the animated style of the Simpsons' world represented life, and that death made things more realistic. Hence why it was used in this episode. The picture of Bart's corpse was barely recognizable. They took full advantage of it not having to move, and made an almost photorealistic drawing of his dead body.
Act one ended with the shot of Bart's corpse. When act two started, Homer, Marge, and Lisa were sitting at a table, crying. The crying went on and on; it became more pained and realistic, better acting than you would think possible. The animation started to decay even more as they cried, and you could hear murmuring in the background. The characters could barely be made out. They were stretching and blurring, looking like deformed shadows with random bright colors thrown on them. There were faces in the window, flashing in and out so that you were never sure what they looked like.This crying went on for all of act two.Act three opened with a title card saying one year had passed. Homer, Marge, and Lisa were skeletally thin, and still sitting at the table. There was no sign of Maggie or the pets.They decided to visit Bart's grave. Springfield was completely deserted, and as they walked to the cemetery, the houses became more and more decrepit. They all looked abandoned. When they got to the grave, Bart's body was lying in front of his tombstone, looking just like it did at the end of act one.
The family started crying again. Eventually they stopped and just stared at Bart's body. The camera zoomed in on Homer's face. According to summaries, Homer tells a joke at this part, but it isn't audible in the version I saw, so you can't tell what he's saying.The view zoomed out as the episode came to a close. The tombstones in the background had the names of every Simpsons guest star on them. Some that no one had heard of in 1989, some that haven't been on the show yet. All of them had death dates as well.For guests who died since, like Michael Jackson and George Harrison, the dates were when they would die. The credits were completely silent, and seemed handwritten. The final image was the Simpson family on their couch, like in the intros, but all drawn in the hyper-realistic, lifeless style of Bart's corpse.A thought occurred to me after seeing the episode for the first time. You could try to use the tombstones to predict the death of living Simpsons guest stars. But there was something odd about most of the ones who haven't died yet.All of their deaths are listed as the same date.
Echscuse Meeebut how is this parenormal?Why is it allowed?We must talk about christcuckery all the time.Fun is not allowed, and I will ask janny to do his job!This board is about boring, meaningless, time-wasting questions nobody gives a fuck. There's not place for creepypastas on /x/I will do everything I can to have this thread deleted, because I am A CUNT
>>40986198>I don't understand why /x/ - paranormal regulars like /x/ - paranormal contentWhy are you here?Even if s/k/inwalkers ended up being overused, a hundred new (not aislop generated, sad this has to be specified these days) skinwalker stories being made every day would be better than what the current state of the board is.
>>40991259preach
>>40986198To be honest , I always skip the skinwalker threads and posts and I agree with you. But I guess some people like them because it's a tradition
Anyone here a fan of beyond belief fact or fiction? I made a thread recently, but nobody bumped, so I'd rather ask hereApparently, a show about paranormal is less interesting than discussing succubus, tea bags, shitposting as a nobody, or larping as a vampire
HOW IS THIS PARANORMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALANSWER ME RITE NOW(starts a thread about anime)
>>40990456>The view zoomed out as the episode came to a close. The tombstones in the background had the names of every Simpsons guest star on them. Some that no one had heard of in 1989, some that haven't been on the show yet. All of them had death dates as well.Love this pasta, but this is where it falls down for me. The whole fun of a creepypasta is that it could theoretically be real, and as soon as you add this future premonition apocalypse shit you break the mood.
>>40991397I agree
>>40991295if you think about it, half the board is not paranormal per-se but rather about conspiracy theories that have nothing paranormal about them
>>40986389Love this one. It's a top 10 all time for me
>>40986389ass
>>40988771thanks senpaisano; saving
>>40954526man encounter Barghests. hes long gone by now, thank fuck the effect doesn't carry over in images else we'd all be dead looking at this.
>>40986381Really enjoying these. Here are the solutions to the first few, as well as I can ascertain them:> 1. The author switched on all the lights, then someone switched them back off, then the author turned them back on again without noticing. > 2. How did the author know what human meat tastes like? He's the creep in this story, not the friend. > 3. The bookshelf is against a corner, but the author sees someone looking at him from behind it. Yikes!> 4. The author killed and dissected his roommate for his exam.> 5. The author is a monster or some other visibly-scary apparition. He's what scared the woman in the elevator. >>40986386> 6. The author killed his little brother by giving him a boiled sweet, which he choked on because he was an infant. > 7. The author knows what the murder weapon is before the police do, because he is the killer who used it. > 8. The author's wife died in April, but made a journal entry in May. She's a ghost!> 9. The author was imprisoned for killing his family, and is now living with their corpses. > 10. The author forgot to lock his door, but comes back home to it being locked from the inside. The killer is still in the house and will likely kill him when he goes to bed. I'll read on and see if I can puzzle out any others.
>>40986407More answers, to the best of my abilities. I'm numbering these as the images number them, so please excuse any confusion.> 6. The boyfriend couldn't have sent the author a video of himself committing suicide, as he was dead. Either someone else sent the video or the boyfriend's ghost did.> 7. Like the other anon said, Alice is a doll or some piece of dirty old clothing that the author thinks is alive. > 8. The other anon is right on this one, too. The author killed his family before the burglar came in. The burglar saw their dead bodies and ran away. > 9. The author pushed his third wife down the stairs after getting drunk himself. > 10. The author saw a ghost in the TV, killed himself when he dropped the hair dryer into the bathtub, became a ghost, then scared the manager when he went to the lobby. The hotel really was haunted and now has at least 2 ghosts.>>40988771> 1. Like the other anon said, the killer was counting the floors up to the witness. When she goes to testify tomorrow, he will kill her. > 2. The kid was pointing at his mother in the screen's reflection before she turned the TV on. She's the one that's going to die in three days. > 3. They count the floor numbers differently in England than they do in the US. The ground floor isn't counted, so the author is actually on the "second" floor, not the third as he expects. The killer is on his floor and will get him and his wife when they go to sleep. > 4. The author is the train conductor. The woman jumped in front of his train. > 5. The wife was planning to kill her husband. If the masked man jumped the wife as soon as she opened the door, she wouldn't have had time to get a knife and kill him. She went to the door with the knife and mistakenly killed whoever was there (probably a burglar) thinking it would be the husband.
>>40992718There used to be entire threads dedicated to creepy shit people found on Google Maps. Good times.
This is the oldest creepypasta that I can remember. It dates back to around 2007/2008 or so.
>>40991745that's because /x/ shouldn't be paranormal board, but rather spooks and mysteries. That's the problem
>>40995799>oldest>Pokemon Blacknigga that was like the final year of the classic creepypastas
>>40948848>Come unto me>No, not like this!
>>40995799I get a lot of these Pokemon pastas confused with each other, but this one is better than I remembered/expected.
A list of my top 50. These are primarily not /x/ pastas and some of them are even nosleep, but I've enjoyed them.1. The Perfectly Behaved Boy2. The Devil Game3. White With Red4. The Smiling Man5. Normal Porn for Normal People6. Ability7. Psychosis8. Go Play9. Pete the Moonshiner10. Wrong Way Charlie11. Candle Cove12. The Disappearance of Ashley Morgan13. Crawl14. Gateway of the Mind15. The World's Best School Psychologist16. My Fear of Water17. A Package Marked 'Return to Sender'18. Ben Drowned19. Thank You For Visiting Jack in the Box20. A Game of Flashlight Tag21. The Third Parent22. Feed the Pig23. You Won't Hear About This on the News24. Anomaly25. Mr. Widemouth26. Bedtime27. Lightning28. The Seer of Possibilities29. How to Successfully Ransom a Child30. All Eighteen Lives of Omen the Cat31. Timekeeper32. The Harbinger Experiment33. Mr. Moogy was Imaginary, He Had to Be34. The Basement35. The Devil's Toy Box36. Ascension37. A Shattered Life38. Autopilot39. How my friend lost 120lbs in 4 weeks / Fat Camp40. The Art of Jacob Emery41. Grandfather's Creepy WWII Story42. The Woman in the Oven43. My Father Punished Me for Talking to Ghosts44. Stairs45. Button Day46. Sophomore Creative Writing/Two Student Stories47. The Quiet Sky48. The Scariest Security Tape I've Ever Seen49. An Egg50. The Life in the Machine
>>40975496Sent to the Big House, was he?
>>40996234reminds me of the guy who was abducted by goverment, and they were producing crystals from his tears. he drew the stuff, he made some photos and just disappeared
Hi, pretty big creepypasta content narrator here. Can you guys please post these in text form so they're easier for me to read?
>>40995708For #5, the woman might've been trapped in the elevator until the deliveryman pressed the call button. It was already on the ground floor since the door opened immediately.
>>40997073Are you fucken serious? lel
>>40995788>10. The author knocked out the electricity when he dropped the hairdryer in the bathtub, but the TV was still onOtherwise i think you're right about these
>>40996059good list, but i'd also include Guardian Angel/I Will Always Be With You and The Penpal
>>40998299>PenpalThis is my favorite of all time, I just didn't include any serialized pastas on the list. That would have to be its own entire list for me.
>>40981268Same anon. Like, wtf? Anyone get the feeling there might be something to both of these?
>>40996059Anon, do you remember this one creepypasta that was about how every year a random person would be chosen by God to die and people would go animalistic and find the person, kill and eat them and destroy all memory of them and forget they ever existed?The chosen person also could see the memories of those chosen each year before them to the point of seeing even a cave man scared and alone trying to understand what was about to happen.I've been searching for this one for at least an year now.
>>40948073Does anyone have that creepypasta of the slavic guys that go hunting with dogs. During the night their dogs get killed and the next morning whatever is hunting them down posseses the narrators friends body and jumps down from a tree. The last lines are the narrator killing his friend with a shotgun and somehow the guy that was supposed to pick them up was never heard from again.
HOLY SHIT 2008! This might be the oldest I've got.
looking for something I saw on /x/ a long time ago that I'm trying to find was some people posting about how there use to be on /x/, threads about a shared dreamspace that people would go onto and meet other /x/ people. It sounded like it just worked like a server you logged into. And it was neat and fun at first but slowly becomes worse and worse, until its a mostly empty server with just demons who harrass you when you come on
Does anyone have the story about the haunted library? It's not THAT old. This guy get's a job at the library and doors open and close on their own and such.
Does anyone have "Thirsty", the one about all the liquid in the world vanishing except human blood? That's genuinely one of the best short stories I've ever read in my life.
>>40996059the best ones are the short and sweet ones like these:>>40986389>>40992737>>41004272>>40975521 (this one might be the best one, still hits as hard as when i first read it)the ones that go on too long just turn cheesy and forced, also the best ones are the ones that are written realistically,wich is why i don't like the nosleep ones
>>40998517It usually takes something REALLY disturbing to get under my skin, but something about the uncanny valley just makes me feel terrified on a primal level. Just today I opened the door to my backyard and there were two pieces of clothes on the clothesline that looked literally like a hanged girl.I've seen literal corpses but uncanny things are just worse because you can't really understand what's the danger in them.
>>41004806My biggest gripe with online horror stories is their tendency to go way past the scope of their initial concept. It's a problem with fiction in general, really. Quite often the initial concept runs dry and you start to get an authors stream of consciousness rather than anything that makes narrative sense. You're lucky if what they write even ties into the mostly finished existing story smoothly at all. In my experience it just tends to work better when a story is planned out and edited for brevity before release, but that is barely ever done with internet stories. I can't imagine expecting people to just read whatever random crap I puke out of my fevered imagination regardless of it's relevance to a story. Partially the issue is in how much time it actually takes to tell a good story VS how much time we expect stories to fill. I don't know why that is. It seems like with video games, music, social media, podcasts, audiobooks, streaming, etc we have way too much entertainment to ever know what to do with, so why do we expect it all to be so long? To justify paying out the ass for a bunch of filler? Artists are feeding us the watered down horse piss instead of the hard stuff and most folks seem to want that. Why doesn't anyone respect their own time? Do they think they'll live forever, or what? That stat about how few games bought on steam are ever completed comes to mind.
>>41005112Just sounds like a repressed trauma response desu
>>41005507It could be, I do have a handful of traumas, but weird faces or people or animals or even statues or paintings looking kind of... Odd, like the smile dog picture just creep me. Way more than grotesque stuff, even though gore or putrid things are technically more horrifying than just a dog with a weird smile or a painting that stares oddly at you.
>>40977858So is it the same thing as pic related?
>>41005496also the riddle ones are amazing, wish there was more like that, seems like it was a fad at 2chan at some point
have some /x/walker stories saved, maybe some more original genres too>hoodie guy
>DC metro creature
>the car is all wrong
>aunt's basement
>russian ice fishing
>finnish anti-creepypasta
>photo among the pokemon cards
>visit from parents
>stories from korea
(last one)>yukon with grandpa
>>40975521Lmao what a ridiculous faggot ass ending. It wasn’t even that decent of a story but the fucking his dead mom bit completely ruined it
>>40978482The only time I’ll ever expand this image and read it again is if I’m outside during the day with a group of people. This is the only one that kept me up at night fuck that
Which one of these stories do you believe have the highest chance of being real ? Great thread
>>40996059Saved this list, Thanks for the recs anon
>>40996059Where am I supposed to be reading these? The Creepypasta wiki?
>tfw an anon "true story" is looking good but a part of it sounds too fakeDescriptions of monsters that are too detailed or stories where anon or something else epically fights the entity always turn the "maybe it is true" factor to 0, i can only really believe vivid details if the entity takes the form of a human since one of those is haunting my mom
>>41008158>holyfuck.pngMy understanding is that this kind of language is from a time when images could not be uploaded. I could be wrong.But its definitely of the kind of greentexting that makes me skip the rest of the story.>innawoods>metric fuckton, etc>tactically shit myself>reaction.filename
>>41008058They're a combination of creepypasta wiki, creepypasta.com, and nosleep. Some of them are transcriptions of original /x/ posts. Generally if you search the name on Google with "creepypasta" after them, they pop up. A couple are only accessible via the wayback machine now though.
>>41008483For 4chan it's all very reddit.
Does anyone have the story about two friends who were rangers/worked in a watchtower or something? It was about them noticing really strange behavior in deers and near the end the friend of the OP dies. I think it was 4 images of greentexts. I had them saved on my PC but forgot to back them up when I upgraded it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2xvePQ3ejo
Have a doll that would grow its own hair. One day it grows black rasta hair instead of normal hair, am visibly confused. Open doll and its full of weed. Very scared of drugs but ask my brother why my doll is full of weed. He says the doll stole the weed. I can't believe it, why is the hair turned into rasta hair. He looked at me and paused, then shrugged. I threw the doll in the fire and then my dad came home and asked where the doll. I told him the doll was stealing and had to burn for crimes, because I dont want a criminal doll. My dad acted like he was going to hit me and broke down and cried, he put his hand on my shoulder and said. The doll had stole because her friends needed to afford their food. He smile and takes my other dolls and starts killing them. I tell him to stop but he say the doll stole from me. I look at my dad and he starts growing rasta hair and starts turning into a jamacan. The smell of blood and stank ass weed start to fill the air and I start to suffocate. Then I woke up and my doll was staring at me at the end of the bed. I run down the stairs and my dad died. I go to my brother and my brother died. Moral of the story is the rasta man will kill you if you find his drugs and you will dial 9 1 1 but dirty dan gonna find out and then your brother will get fat from eating all that dank and make pablo escobar rise from the grave and kill your mom..
>>40955057>>40986381>>40986386>>40986389>>40986407Already posted all of the above; gonna dump a bunch of shit i've had saved, some of it from 2010 at oldest iirc.
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>>41010478Haven't looked at some of these in over a decade; some of these are really cringe by now lmao
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>>41010521fuck, i pushed us to image limit. Enjoy the midslop i guess
>>40948897dumb story
>>41010528>fuck, i pushed us to image limit.Now look what you've done!
>>40948871this was probably meant to be a cheap jumpscare but I managed to convert the image to PNG just to read the story and it was quite an interesting one, sad that it apparently went nowhere so people had to add some shitty jumpscare to make it more relevant
>>41010877>I managed to convert the image to PNGHey, everybody! Get a load of hackerman connecting to a fuckin' tor node over here lmaooooo
>>40948073This thread made me realize how absolutely void zoomers are in everything especially creatively. Culture and creativity really died with shitlennials
>>41011153No one reads books anymore
>>41009522I remember this, it went in a strange direction and the watchtower guy didn't remember when he got there or how and there was no escape from the watchtower or something.I have no idea what it's called butI do remember that
>>41006352>>40981268LOL are you kidding me, the girl in the painting is a glorified "your mother will die in her sleep tonight" meme but with a sort of creepy painting attachedwhat the hell is scary here
>>40984435>be human>send one guy to the moon once (allegedly) 50 years ago>think they know everything about the universe and that they have explored everything that can ever be explored>be human>have the ability to go under water for 50 years>think they know everyrging there is to know
>>40989126it was literally just an ARGlike what are the chances that a demon-possessed computer would decide to post not only on 4chan but the supernatural board full of scary stories?
>>40989126What is this? I can't find anything about it.
>>41011153Do you mean these are bad because half were written by teenaged zoomers? Or do you mean that these were good and zoomers don't write them anymore? Because honestly post 2015 I think it's a coin flip if a given 4chan story was written by a teenager. > how absolutely void zoomers are in everything especially creativelyIt's not 100% my thing but a lot of zoomers do analog horror stuff that's okay. They're just fairly infantilized with all the mascot horror shit and it's disgusting crossover with fandom culture in general, but millennials did the exact same shit with MLP/furries and SCP/Creepypasta having huge crossover. Same as it's ever been, we just lost the innocence/believability of these urban legend type of stories so nobody does them anymore. I still don't think any analog horror/found footage has or will surpass the original Blair Witch, but it was a special time and place between tech being out there and tech being wildly adopted to the point that it ruins everything. A transitional period, if you will. One might even call it....liminal.
Somebody should make a new thread, I'm sure there are plenty more that haven't been posted.
>>41014656>half were written by teenaged zoomersMost of these were made 2010-2014 and even older so it was millennial teens and early 20s who made them. I’m saying zoomers imaginations and creativity have been nerfed which is kinda why they soiface at something as unimaginative as backrooms
>>40948073I love how mfs took the picture of a random kid (I guess russian by the building behind her) and created a creepypasta around it, I wonder how it would for her, she probably knows
>>41016522We don't think about you at all.
>>41016762Your opinions don’t matter regardless
>>41016982Whatever you say, OLD MAN.
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>>41017102I’m 30 and richer than you’ll ever be lmao
>>41017233And yet you still feel the need to brag about it on 4chan? Couldn't be me. I'm actually Barron Trump. When my dad dies I'm gonna take over the world. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd rather enjoy another sloppy blowjob from Mom-lania than argue with some aging bitter loser on the internet.
>>41014942I made a new thread. I won't link it because crossthreads are a ban offense. just search "creepypasta"
>>41017473cuckish behavior from you. it's not a crime for him to have money
>>41017473And another thing, why don’t zoomer girls have sex with you zoomers? At this point it’s not even fun anymore to make fun of zoomers but then again it’s impossible to pity you retards as well
>>41017558>>41017611Soilennials have really taken aging out of being "the kids we blame everything on" the hardest of any generation so far kek
>>41017693Millennials are cancer but there are levelsThere’s an ingrained cuck/poly fetish for zoomers. They just love watching and not participating in anything. This is the consequence of them watching streamers all day and growing up with porn. Like zoomers will sit and watch someone play a game rather than play it. They'll watch someone watch a movie and comment on it. They have no strong emotions or morals, they are morally and emotionally bankrupt. All their emotions and excitement they receive vicariously through their parasocial relationships. The most exciting thing a zoomer can feel is through osmosis of a woman screaming at the top of her lungs like a retard with an anime girl - this is peak excitement for a zoomer. Zoomers also like to act like they don't care about anything, caring isn't cool, because that publicly shows emotion and that is bad cause if you show emotion or a stance you have to defend it and zoomers never learned to deal with stress. If zoomers had more conflict and emotions in their lives they wouldn't need to be so afraid of women they have to watch vtubers (least threatening approach to a woman) and pay for onlyfansTl;dr: Shame on you zoomer
>>41017849I agree with everything you said except that this is exclusive to zoomers. People of all ages that are addicted to the internet/social media often have the same issues if not worse. Maybe it's just cause I'm on the older end of my generation but this shit all seems insane to me. I didn't have a computer I could use unsupervised until I was like 12, and before that my access to tech was mostly education oriented/video games. I also didn't bother getting a smartphone until well after it became the standard. I just played games on my DS and listened to music on my ipod/computer. My phone wasn't my whole social life. I made friends in my neighborhood and we'd play outside and do normal kid stuff as well as sharing early youtube/newgrounds videos and playing video games, and nobody really used "social media". I picked up twitter for a minute in my late teens and it just seemed like a bunch of bullshit. I can only guess it all went to shit for kids that are just a couple years younger than me. We didn't care about saying "faggot" or "retard" and we laughed at fandoms and their ilk like the freakshows they were. Now kids are raised on weird thinly veiled fetish content before they can even talk before being filtered into some sleazy discord filled with freaks. I actually feel like I dodged a bullet.
will you faggots start saving these in dark mode?I've got delicate pussy eyes because I live in an underground cave
>>41018486Wear sunglasses then, fagget.CAPTCHA: S 0 Y KJ
>>40948073Borrasca is probably one of the more solid creepy pastas. Candle Cove was good as well.And another one about a Knight who died at the end of his quest but the spirit kept reliving his life and failures.
>>41018097You did anon. You did. However not all of them are that cooked. My Nephew managed to get his friend to admit he had porn addiction issues. And got him to take it easy. He's noticed he's been more out going since then.Grow the seeds now, though we will not sit beneath the shade, perhaps another will.
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>>40948073If you're going to post this, post the video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbie8DEkzEY>>40950929I thought it was one of the Columbine shooters.
